*hiding behind a shield* Okay! Okay! I'm sorry! I had really bad writers block writing this chapter! I told you guys! Inspiration for reality TV shows is hard for me! *peeks out and ducks when torches, arrows and pitch forks are thrown at me* Eesh! I said I was sorry! *grumbles* *sighs* Okay, I have been battling against a 'how-well-do-know-this-person' challenge and 'who-said-this' challenge and then bam! Why not put them all together? So now I give you this challenge and if it sucks… well you know how much I suck at coming up with challenges. So enjoy! *more pitches and arrows are shot* AND STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!

Chapter 11: I (Don't) Know You, My Friend

Last time on Darkwing Villain Island… family. We can't choose them but we can't deny how much we love them.., or in the villains' case, how much they can't stand them! We got to see how emotional some can get. Especially Negaduck! Yes the detached villain with no concept of love has broken done when he thought he lost his precious little girl. But before that Splatter took that time to suck up to Bushroot to throw Steelbeak and Quackerjack off their case. Speaking of Quackerjack… Quackerjack having no family members that we could fine, tricky little devil, had to rescue the one person that he hoped we wouldn't bring out! And if you're wondering who it was… it was Megavolt! His boyfriend. Hehehe. And of course… everyone was shocked. Unfortunately all show's have to come to an end, making it Ample's time to go! But wait… Bushroot should've been kicked off because he didn't do the challenge. Why didn't I kick him off? I got paid not to! Who paid me? I ain't revealing that. So enjoy this episode on Darkwing Villain Island!

It was a beautiful day at the camp. Birds were singing, the sun was shining and everyone was enjoying their day… well… they were until they heard the sound of a chainsaw running and screaming. They looked over to see Negaduck was chasing after Quackerjack, trying to kill the jester.

"Get back here Chuckles so I can teach you a lesson about building relationships in MY gang!"

Quackerjack made no such attempt, knowing that if he did Negaduck would kill him. Hey it wasn't his fault that he developed feelings for the rat! If Negaduck hadn't paired them up so many times then it wouldn't have happened!

"Come on Negsy! It was bound to happen! Lighten up!"

The masked duck growled. Just when he was about to shred demented jester, he ended up tripping and slam into a tree. The villains that were watching him burst out laughing. The duck growled and turned his attention to them. As he turned to attack them he was interrupted by Chris' voice over the speakers.

"Alright baddies! Head to the Amphitheater in five minutes! Move out!"

Once the villains were at the Amphitheater they were waiting to see what their challenge was for today.

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Quackerjack: Every since the last challenge Negaduck has been trying everything he can to kill me. I just hope he won't be able to fulfill that wish of his. *gulps*

Negaduck: *growls* I am going to teach those two a lesson about developing feelings in my gang!

At the Amphitheater a large screen was onstage and a set of TV show booths that each of the contestants sat at. Negaduck was glaring at Quackerjack, hoping to get any moment to kill the duck with his chainsaw. Quackerjack made his way over to Liquidator, keeping an eye on Negaduck to make sure the smaller duck didn't kill him.

Steelbeak slid next to Splatter. The painter villainous didn't bother looking at him. Instead she was drawing on her arm with a marker. She paid no mind to the Chief FOWL agent next to her.

"So Splatter. I saw youse hangin' around da plant aroun' da last challenge."

"What's it to you?" she asked, not taking her eyes off her drawing.

"Well it jus' seemed that youse were kinda close ta him."

"And?"

"And…" Steelbeak leaned close against her. "I t'ink youse are his secret admirer."

Splatter keeping to her word with the Liquidator, sighed and nodded.

"Okay Steelbeak. You got me. I sent the flower to Bushroot."

"Ah ha!" The FOWL agent exclaimed in triumph. "So whaddya see in ole petal-head anyways? Last time I checked he wasn't a talky type, if ya know what I mean."

Splatter looked up from her drawing. She didn't expect to be asked that question. She sat there for a moment trying to gather up some words to describe why she 'liked' him.

"Because he's… sweet. And kind." She stopped, trying to remember what Liquidator said to describe his love for him. "And just how he talked and handle plants is simply amazing and… he so gentle… it's… just being near him just felt like he embedded those seeds in my heart and they… bloomed into the flowers of love."

She smiled to herself for being able to remember the basics of what Liquidator told her. If she keeps this up than the aqua dog was going to owe her so much. Steelbeak saw her smile as a look of fondness. He nodded and went back over to Quackerjack. Just as he sat next to the jester, Chris stepped up.

"Hello villains! Ready for your next challenge?"

"Like we have a choice?" Clovis replied.

"You don't. You all have been here for a while, so naturally, you've alls gotten to know each other! And this is what this challenge is all about! I will ask a question about a villain that you all have to answer the question correctly. You cannot answer a question about yourself."

"Then how are we supposed to know if it's about us?" Quackerjack asked.

"You won't. But I'm sure from the questions, or pictures on the screen, you'll understand rather quickly. Step up to your booth!"

The villains went over and picked a booth to stand at. All the villains looked nervous. If any of their secrets got out… they didn't even want to think about it.

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Steelbeak: Dis ain't good. No self respectin' villains wants any info about 'em self to be announced.

Bushroot: I have nothing to hide. I'm an open book.. or well… plant.

Negaduck: Those yahoos won't be getting information out of me! And if they do they're getting a one way ticket to hell!

At their booths, all the villains were ready to go onto the challenge. Each were wondering what questions were going to be asked. Chris stood in front of them with a stack of note cards and a screen next to him. He pulled out a card.

"Okay let's begin! This villain comes from a very humble upbringing. Raised on the farm, they dreamed of a better life filled with riches."

The villains sat there and trying to figure it out. Ammonia perked up and hit her buzzer.

"It's Steelbeak."

"You are correct!" Chris replied, as he pulled out another note card, "This villain started his career in his senior year of high school."

Negaduck was about to buzz in but stopped. He started his villainy in high school yet… so did Megavolt. So… Who exactly was the question for? Just as he was about to hit the buzzer he was beat by Quackerjack.

"Megavolt."

"Correct!" Chris replied. "Okay, if you look on to the screen you will see a special item of this villain."

On the screen behind Chris showed a toy. It was shaped like a bullet, with red cheeks, a smile and green eyes. It wore blue overalls with red suspenders and a bowtie. It's hands were white gloves and for it feet was a pair of white shoes. Negaduck's eyes widen in shock and fear. How did they get a picture of it?

Splatter pushed her buzzer at lightning speed. Basically everyone knew who carried the toys around here. And it had to be none other than Quackerjack's! Only he was the one that would bring toys with him to the Island.

"It's Quackerjack!"

A buzzer went off and a pie came out of a panel and hit her in the face. Her beak curled in disgust as she wiped the whip cream off of her face. Everyone blinked in surprise, except Negaduck who looked indifferent. Chris laughed as he shook his head.

"Nope. It's not Quackerjack."

The other villains gasped, except Quackerjack and Negaduck. They all looked at the duck with the over bite. He held up his hands in defensive.

"Don't look at me. I never owned a Mr. Bullet plush toy. Though I do want to rebuild the franchise…"

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Negaduck: How the hell did Chris get a picture of that!? I swore I hid him perfectly! If any of them figure it that he belongs to me… I'll be a laughing stock! *groans and buries his head in his hands* I'm doomed…

Splatter: How is it not Quackerjack!? He's the only one where that plays with toys!

Chris leaned against his podium, waiting for them to take a guess.

"Well?"

None of them answered. And the only person that knew who it belonged to wasn't going to say anything. If it got out to the other villains that he slept with a stuff toy… he'll never live it down. Granted that he had a good reason to keep it, in his opinion.

Steelbeak was thinking when he noticed Negaduck looking a little nervous. The yellow cladded duck was toying with the collar of his turtle neck, tugging on it. It didn't take him long to figure out that the toy had to be Negaduck's. He hit the buzzard.

"Negaduck's."

All the other villains looked over at Negaduck, who flushed in embarrassment and buried his head in his hands. He wasn't embarrassed over the fact that he still had the toy. Oh far from it. He could care less if anyone knew he had it. No, the fact was that he knew it wasn't sociably acceptable that he had it and the fact that it would make all his enemies believe that he's nothing but a baby.

"You own a Mr. Bullet doll?" Ammonia asked.

"Lucky!" Quackerjack exclaimed. "I always wanted a Mr. Bullet doll! But they're so hard to find! Where'd you get it?"

"None of your business!" the masked duck snapped.

"You might as well tell them, or it could become the next question," Chris grinned.

The short duck turned and glared at the host. Oh he wanted to kill that egotistical sadistic man so much! He only failed to succeed due to the fact that Chef would stop him. He growled and crossed his arms, hating everything and everyone around him. He cursed Chris' name.

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Negaduck: *through gritted teeth* I hate McClain so much.

"Fine. It was from my parents. Now move on to the next stupid question!"

"Alright, alright," Chris replied, holding back a snigger. "Okay, this villain was once a cheerleader in high school."

The men relaxed. They knew no self-respecting male villain would ever take up cheerleading. Negaduck studied the other girls carefully. He doubted it was Ammonia, she didn't look like the type. Clovis didn't seem like the type either. She was too monotone. Flygirl if he recalled correctly was a hippy so she was out. Ammonia's sister, Ample didn't seem like the type either. And from the info he heard on Camille she was a lizard nerd. His thoughts went to either Splatter or Bugmaster. Figuring Bugmaster was more a journalist in high school, he slapped the buzzed.

"It's Splatter!"

"Correct!"

"I didn't see you as the Cheerleading type." Clovis told the painter.

"It wasn't my thing." Splatter deadpanned.

"Okay, next question!" Chris continued. "This villain happens to be the youngest out of seven!"

The villains looked at each other. None of them knew the answer. Except for two. The villain that was the one with the six older siblings and the villain's fellow partner in crime. A hand slammed down on the buzzard, causing the other villains to jump at the sudden alarm of the buzzard that snapped them out their intense pondering.

"All realtors agree that this villain is none other than the perilous plant Bushroot!" Liquidator's bubbly jargon voice piped up.

"Correct!"

"I didn't know you had six older siblings Bushy!" Quackerjack exclaimed, looking at the plant duck.

"I do, but I rather forget them all together. They disowned me after my mutation."

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Ammonia: Seven kids!? Eesh, I don't know how Bushroot's parents did it!

Negaduck: It's information like this that makes me glad I was an only child.

Steelbeak: And I thou't two olda' brotha's were bad!

"This villain's career actually started when he first decided to remake one of his favorite movies!"

BTTZZZZ!

"Dat would be Tusk'aninni!" Steelbeak spoke up.

"Right-o!"

After several more questions the round ended. Which ended with Liquidator knowing the most about the other contestants. Of course the other villains weren't suprised to see the liquid salesman win. He was a salesman before his mutation and getting to know people and manipulating them was his specility. Shortly after the villains were sitting in Losers Circle. They waited as Chris stepped up with five licorice in his hands.

"Seven villains, six peices of licorice. And the first one goes to... Liquidator."

The liquid villain gave a smug smile as he caught the sugary treat.

"The second one goes to... Ammonia... Clovis...Negaduck...Steelbeak... Splatter."

Quackerjack and Bushroot exchanged looks at each other.

"Bushroot, Quackerjack. You two are on the chopping block. And the last licorice goes to...Quackerjack."

"Yes!" The two villains exclaimed as Splatter and Liquidator cried out "What!?"

The others, including Quackerjack looked at Bushroot in surprise.

"What are you so happy about being booted off Bushy? Didn't you want to win that money?" The jester asked.

"Nope! I should've been booted off a long time to go! Good bye torture and hello my wonderful plants!"

Bushroot got into the boat. He smiled to himself and waved good bye to the boat.

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Quackerjack: I can't believe it! Why could Bushy be happy to be booted off?

Liquidator: Six out of Seven villains agreed that Bushroots happiness of being eliminated was quite a shock!

Splatter: That wasn't supposed to happen! My plan is ruin!

Bushroot: *has a crowbar and opens the box* I was supposed to be voted off the last two times, and this time I'm going to make sure I do! *stuffs the ballots with his name on them* That should do the trick! *chuckles*

And there we have it! Will Splatter find a way to salvage her plan of blackmailing Liquidator? Will Quackerjack escape Negaduck's wrath? And will anyone discover the truth that Bushroot was the one who voted himself off? Wait and see on the next addition of Darkwing...Villain...Island!