EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RWBY!

RWBY

VS

JNPR

BEGIN!

Two teams stood facing each other in the Vale Arena. Only one would walk out with their honor, or even their lives intact. RWBY faced JNPR, and they all knew the consequences of failure.

Nora stepped forward. It was her turn first.

Come on, Weiss

You don't have to play nice

I want to hear what you got

I'ma put you on the spot

What you gonna do, White?

I can do this all night

Cuz I'm a full grown brawler

Valkyrie from Valhalla

You and your whole team could never knock me down

I'ma rocket-propelled-hammer you into the ground

Your semblance sure ain't grace

So I'll put you in your place

Princess, use your little glyphs

And I'll still leave you a snow drift

Weiss steps to the mic, a look of determination on her face.

Just for the record this is still idiotic

But now you got me mad so my team is in on it

Once this battle is over I'll kill it at the source

You're about to feel pain from an unprecedented force

You can't win here, Nora, you're headed for disaster

And I can beat you with or without Myrtenaster

I got tricks up my sleeve you couldn't even conceive

Cause this fight is with words, you'd better retreat

I'm a princess, heiress, the head of the company

Practically queen, so you'd better not *boop* with me

I'm the one you must know, trust no one, can make the dust flow

To and fro, fire and snow, everywhere it needs to go

The world goes 'round on the power of my fame

There's a million people working to my name

As you can plainly see this whole world is all mine

But I've still got the skill to bust ya with a rhyme

You must be ashamed now you've seen me so lyrical

It must hurt your brains, and to win you'd need a miracle

I hope by now you've come to see I've got the moves, words, and the beat

I'm just invincible, that's the main principle, you've been schooled by MC Schnee

I'm more than used to haters, so get used to second playah

Cause I'm takin' you down like I was the Terminator

Except I've fried bigger fish than that last millennium's model

Crashed right through the Giant Armor with my aura full-throttle

You can call me 'ice queen' but I control fire too

So I could freeze you solid and then shatter or melt you

No other girl my age has nearly as much sway with the world's economy

So if you really wanna go I'm sure I can show you how shady business deals really come in handy

Nora flops back, defeated by Weiss' superior groove. The challenger: Pyrrha Nikos!

I hear you say you're an heiress but you look like an ornament

You couldn't fight to save your life and you'd never win a tournament

While I've taken home four medals, neatly placed on my shelf

Even this battle you can't settle with all your money and wealth

You fight like a snowflake, I win like a raging fire

And after so many rounds I'm still standing, not remotely tired

I have what you might call a magnetic personality

People beg me to touch 'em, even handing out fatalities

I could beat you in anything you'd be willing to try

And I'd say more, but I don't want to make you cry

Wounded, Weiss falls back, calling Blake to reinforce her style.

So you had the good life handed to you on a silver platter

I worked for where I am, born at the bottom of the ladder

A child of the streets, and yet I climbed every rung

Now we're standing eye to eye, you think you're number one?

Ha! You think you can touch me, I'm so far ahead

By the time you land a hit, I'm behind you instead

I can hit you from three different angles all at the same time

Descending from shadows, I'm my own partner in crime

There's no knight in shining armor gonna stop this beast

And nowhere that you can hide when I've been released

No one asked a question, but I can still give an answer

I've read books that stored more than your brain, like a Panther

I'm a symbol of resistance and of racial equality

And everyone I've met either died or they follow me

Mistress of sass, and I troll like you'd think I was Andrew Hussie

And, sure I'm a kitty cat, but at least I ain't a pussy

Pyrrha cries out in shock. "Is she even allowed to do that?"

Nora pumps her fist. "Homestuck reference!"

Ren glares down at Nora. "Stop cheering for the enemy." Nora silences, so Ren steps forward.

Yo, Blake, I'ma let you finish, but read between the lines

Cause you're about to hear one of the best raps of all time

I'd love to say that this is my show now, but that ain't true

There's no "now" about it, girl. I own you!

I've got you beat in every way you can imagine, and some you can't

I'm the Meta-joker, real fourth-wall-breaker, cause of me you're a cat

I'm the real mystery that surrounds this series

I've figured out the answers to all the fan-theories

Cause I'm the true Huntsman, the coolest guy in Vale

And if you want I can take this down to a personal scale

Like you remember last week when Ninjas Of Love wasn't in its regular spot

That's cause I was reading your beloved book... man, that stuff is hot!

Take off that bow and listen to me, cause what I say will open your eyes

Lie Ren is the name by which you know me, just know I'm Monty Oum in disguise

Blake and Weiss exchange confused glances.

Blake says, "I didn't understand any of that."

Weiss whispers over to Blake. "Yeah, I think he's lost it."

Ruby pushes past them. "Let me handle this."

Hey oh!

Not really sure where your brains comin' from

But I think you lost track of who's really number one

Just watch the Red Trailer and you'll see I'm the best

The only one who can down ten cookies during a test

Battling Beowolves like it's nobody's business

Now watch me some more for more Ruby goodness

Goodness, the whole show is even named after me

I wonder who the main character could be

Strangely excellent at making new friends

I got yelled at by Weiss and it's happening again

Maybe there's a little something you couldn't detect

Don't I look up to something you wouldn't expect

Little girl lost her mother, sure, that's a backstory

And they all move along like it's all rather boring

But you all could never see if I had a plan with Yang

Now I'm connected to the SDC and the White Fang

Neither Pyrrha nor Nora can bother me in the end

So you'll have to do better if you're battling me, Ren

Now I'm here for JNPR blood, so you can bring it on

Just remember you stand no chance in this arc, Jaune

Jaune's team looks to him.

Ren says, "Dude, you gotta back us up."

Pyrrha pleads with him. "Come on, Jaune! Your moves are sick enough! You can do it!"

Nora pumps her fist. "Encouraging words!"

Jaune takes a deep breath and steps forward, ready to fight.

I heard my name roll off your tongue, so here I am

Named after a girl, but everyone still says I'm the man

Jaune hits the ground.

Yang stands in front of everyone with Ember Celica out. "Got him." Everyone just stares at Yang. She shrugs. "I lost my paper. I think it caught on fire, but... yeah, I don't know how that could have happened."

Jaune stands up and retreats back to his team. They feel broken by RWBY's smooth moves and sick beats. Jaune hangs his head. "I admit defeat."

Ruby jumps for joy. "Hurray! We did it! Now for celebration! Cookies for everyo-"

Something hits Ruby in the head. She turns, confused. Everyone else turns to look at the newcomer, the rock-thrower. They all gasp in shock.

Professor Ozpin has entered the Vale Arena, and stands with a mug of coffee. "You think you've won? The war hasn't even started."

Glynda Goodwitch appears behind Ozpin. "We're turning the heat up in this joint."

Sun Wukong jumps down from the spotlight. "I think you girls have met your match."

Penny stands up off the ground, where she had totally been all along but nobody noticed. "Yeah, met your match, girls! And you too, Ren!"

Peter Port steps into view. "Hello, I think it's time for a schooling."

Bartholomew Oobleck skids to a halt amongst the newcomers. "Yes, you students need to be taught a lesson."

Adam Taurus fades into view at the back. "Looks like we're doing this the hard way."

Junior walks out into the open. He looks about to say something, then stops and looks up at the commentator box. "You two, get down here!"

Melanie and Miltia are... wait, that's us. Crap. Uh, yeah, we're coming! Just a sec!

Screw that, I'm staying up here. There's a soda machine.

Miltia decides to be the lazy sister, but Melanie takes the road of loyalty and justice!

Justice?

Justice by rap!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RWBY!

EVERYONE

VS

EVERYONE

TO BE CONTINUED...

The crowd awaits outside the stadium, waiting for their time to step up. Some individuals among the crowd are considerably... large. And have tails. Tails with stingers. Okay, only one has that, but he is there. A man smoking a cigar. A woman with fire in her hand. A bunny girl with world domination on the mind. A school bully that might be brainless. And a few rowdy surprises... Also, some dude who keeps blowing stuff up in slow motion. Be prepared!