Ouran High School Host Club
"A woman should always be treated with absolute respect!"
"I agree! Waited on hand and foot, you must cater to their every need."
"Showered with lovely compliments!"
"Oh, absolutely!"
Zoro turned his attention away from the two blonds, whose mouths would not stop moving with flowery speech and whose bodies danced in place with excitement, at the sound of glass shattering.
A young boy, much smaller in stature in comparison to the swordsman, stood stock still in the middle of the mess of spilt tea and shattered tea cups that he had dropped. His wide, brown eyes watched the two excited blonds in horror.
"Oh god," he muttered. "There's two of them."
Tsubasa
They had appeared on their ship out of thin air. A rag tag group that contained a mage, a warrior, a princess, an architect, and a bunny-like-thing. At least, that's what they all claimed to be. Zoro didn't really care. All the mattered was that the group of new comers would be riding on their ship until the next island and that the warrior of the group made for a rather good drinking buddy.
A sudden crash and angry shouts came from the boy's bunk below. Zoro and Kurogane paused in their drinking to watch at the door to the room flew open and a lithe blond figure jumped out. There stood Fai, the mage of the group, clad in nothing but bright pink stockings that led up to frilly pink panties and his large, white coat. Kurogane choked on his drink.
"What are you wearing?" the warrior demanded, extremely glad that the kids were currently somewhere else on the ship.
Fai gave his companion a bright smile and a wink. "Ah, does Kuro-poo think I look sexy in this outfit?"
"Like hell!" Kurogane denied. "Where did you even get that?"
"I borrowed it for a bit!"
Zoro was about to ask from who exactly he borrowed it from since, as far as he could remember, the blond had not stepped foot in the girl's room when a screech of "shitty mage!" and a violent kick to the blond stranger's head answered his question.
Pokemon
"Awww, look at it. It's so cute." Luffy poked the red cheek of the yellow creature that he had found moments before. The tiny creature gave a small chirp of "pika!" before jumping into the rubber boy's lap to snuggle closer.
"It kind of sounds like Chopper too!" Luffy laughed as he pet the small creature. A few silent moments passed and then,
"Sanji, let's eat this one for dinner tonight, okay?!"