I hope you're ready for this. I doubt you're ready for this.

"RubyRolled! chapter twenty... damn. That's almost a hundred. That's a lot of Ruby rolling. Let's break it down."

Ruby walks into the camera shot, sporting a G N' R t-shirt and Dirk Strider shades. The music starts low, and Ruby sings like a rocker.

It's been a real good year, but we're not done yet
We got plans comin' up you will never forget
RWBY's just begun, and you can bet your Gold
We ain't never gonna stop with RubyRolled!

We see Ruby grab hold of a bass guitar and slam it. Now, joining her, we see Blake wielding a full on, honest to God, epic style electric guitar covered in the brightest flames ever to be painted. Then we see Yang seated behind the largest flip-to-awesome drum set any human-creature-thing has ever beheld. Then we see Weiss at the helm of a pipe organ that looks like it was blessed by God himself and crafted by none other than Davy Jones aboard the Flying Dutchman.

The music roars. Ruby sings like a rockstar.

We're just getting started, you can be assured
We're gonna be wild, gonna be absurd
This is just the beginning and we're picking up speed
You're gonna laugh so hard you can't even read
This is the truth, you can hear us now
And it's not just us telling you how
All the students are in on it, and the teachers are too
We got all of Beacon getting ready for you
And it's a long way to the top if you wanna RubyRoll!
Yeah, it's a long way to the top if you wanna RubyRoll!

Ruby stops singing in order to speak into the microphone while the music continues on behind her. "Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for the leader of team JNPR, Jaune Arc!"

Jaune kicks open the door and the music shifts as he strides in with the mic, looking for all intents and purposes like the REAL real Slim Shady.

And he proceeds to lay down the rap Gotham City deserves.

Lemme tell y'all somethin' you should all understand
'Bout the chick with the gauntlets and the fire in her hand
Yang's still too far beyond you, so you can't be her, fool
And the same goes for Blake cause that cat's too cool
And little red riding hood Ruby Rose is a must
With her partner in crime who commands all the dust
We're goin' up or down in flames, but we're still on fire
It's a Pyhrric victory and our ratings climbing higher
I thank Monty Oum, the creator of our world
For that crazy yandere mad genius bunny girl
Tell those birdbrained wackos they can't push me around
And the Grimm reality ain't never gonna bring me down
Now I hear the audience and it tells me what it knows
But what is this tournament and who is this Summer Rose
Give us more about Penny and tell us something about Qrow
We can't answer that here, so you gotta watch the show to let the story grow

And the music kicks back to the rocking chorus. Backed vocally by her team as well as Jaune's team, Ruby sings like a rock goddess.

And it's a long way to the top if you wanna RubyRoll!
Yeah, it's a long way to the top if you wanna RubyRoll!

Ruby holds out her hands, motioning for the music to calm down. "Alright, alright! I think I know what I need to hear! What I need... is a brain-splattering, eye-popping, snake-strangling, diamond-shattering drum solo by Yang!"

As Yang plays her drum solo Charles Xavier's brain splatters, Neil Pert's eyes pop, Solid Snake strangles on the awesomeness, and Chuck Norris' gonads explode into trillions of crystalline shards. They say those shards were then used as gems of great power by an egg-like tyrant and his rival hedgehog due to having been embedded with the fantastical power of the drum solo. No one even questioned how diamond suddenly turned into emerald, such was the power of the drum solo.

When it is over, Ruby nods in satisfaction. "That was good, Yang! That was really good! But what I really wanna hear now is... a god-goring, ship-sinking, reality-warping, limb-ripping guitar solo! Take it, Blake!"

As Blake plays her guitar solo Haruhi Suzumiya is gored by a Gorn, the Exon Valdez sinks into a sea of nacho cheese, Jimmy Hendrix is raised from the dead, and Chewbacca's collection increases a thousandfold. They say those arms were then used to arm an army of Wookies which Jimmy Hendrix then led on a conquest across the stars to battle the outer gods and win due to the arms having been embedded with the quasi-hyperbolic power of the guitar solo. No one even questioned where the arms came from, such was the power of the guitar solo.

When it is over, Ruby nods in content. "Not bad, not bad! But what I really want now is... a dunce-educating, turtle-evolving, life-igniting, fanfic-purifying pipe organ solo by Weiss Schnee!"

As Weiss plays her pipe organ solo Caboose extrapolates the meaning of Human existence, the Mine Turtle evolves into a Nuclear Bowser, every snowflake gains sentience, and all the craptastic fanfics ever written are purged from eternity leaving us with only those that inspire mankind to greater things. They say those fanfics were then used to end universal epidemics such as leukemia and Twilight due to having been embedded with the purplish-hued power of the pipe organ solo. No one even asked whatever became of Twilight, such was the power of the pipe organ solo.

When it is over, Ruby shakes her head in disappointment. Not in the solo, mind you, but in everything else in the multiverse that pales in comparison. "After that I think my life is just about complete! But there's just one more thing I want before I die! That thing is... a bacon-frying, Valhalla-shaking, Calvin-balling, despair-crushing, Falcon-punching harmonica solo! Give it to me, Nora!"

And as Nora plays her harmonica solo all remaining pigs turn to heaps of crispy bacon, the Norse pantheon headbangs in a frenzy that tears down Valhalla, Calvinball is elected the game of the known universe, Madoka flips the bird to Kyubey, and Captain Falcon lets a genuine smile creep onto his face. None of these occurrences were ever questioned because the universe ended now that there was no more reason for it to exist due to the time-cracking power of the harmonica solo.

Cause it's a long way to the top if you wanna RubyRoll.

Author's note: This chapter, I think, is what RubyRolled! was always intended to be.

Now, tell me what you think if your brain still functions. Also, as RubyRolled! is meant to be a happy-go-lucky story, I like to have references to other people's stories. I won't do that without consent, but I'm also not likely gonna go and ask everyone. So if you want to see something involving your own characters or even bloopers or a parody of your own story, feel free (and maybe even encouraged) to send in what you want to see.