In this chapter, we explore some interesting territory. Places and things mentioned in reviews, things we took as challenges. Thank you to all those who gave us these ideas.

Necromorphs

Weiss stood in front of Professor Port's class. She turned to face the camera that was trained on her as soon as she heard the announcement. "Wait, what? I thought I was going to be fighting a Grimm!"

Port coughed anxiously. "What? No. Why would we bring a Grimm into the school? That would be utterly hazardous. There's no way we could get away with doing that."

Weiss threw her arms in the air even as Port opened the cage. "But Necromorphs are okay?!"

He shrugged. "They're not Grimm."

The Necromorph jumped out of the cage and started charging towards Weiss. She turned and ran, screaming and flailing her arms in the air as she went.

Yang cheered. "Gooooo Weiss!"

Blake waved a flag with team RWBY's name on it. "Fight well!"

Ruby looked uncomfortable. "Um... guys?"

It seemed that Professor Port had taken it upon himself to train the Necromorph, as it caught Weiss but did not kill her. It simply dragged her to the washroom and dunked her head in the toilet, then returned to its cage. Weiss never spoke of the event.

Hero Of Nap Time

Jaune lay in bed, sleeping. Just like he did every morning. Only this morning would be different. A strange blue light entered the room, hovering over his bed. A high girlish voice called out to him.

"Hey! Wake up!"

Jaune did not wake up, but rather continued sleeping.

The voice called again. "Hey! Listen! Wake up!"

Nothing.

"Yo! Wake up, you lazy git!"

The girl-voiced blue light was getting tired of Jaune's sleeping.

"Okay, we have a tree-god to save, a princess to rescue, a tyrant to topple, and the land to cleanse of evil. If you don't get up, I'm going to go find someone who will."

Jaune finally responded... by talking in his sleep. "SeaMonkey stole my money."

Navi shook her head. "Geez laweez. Even Link didn't stay asleep this long. Jaune! Get up! You are needed for an adventure!"

"SNORE"

"You have to defeat Torchwick!"

"SNORE"

"You get to kiss Weiss."

Jaune bolted upright. "I'm up! Let's go! Heroism, here we come!"

The Weird Games

Yang logged onto her Facebook account, expecting to play some more Farmville while Weiss was out of the room. If she timed it right, which she thought she had, her carrots should be ready for harvesting right about now. Her page came up, but something was wrong.

"Wait, where..." She clicked around for a few minutes before it finally set in. "It's gone!"

Blake popped out from under her blanket on her bed. "What's gone?"

Yang covered the screen, embarrassed. "Oh, uh, nothing!"

"Nothing is gone?" Blake just stared at her. The awkward silence lasted several seconds until Blake finally retreated back under her blanket. She could be heard talking to someone. "Yeah, that girl's a lost cause. Where were we?"

Yang was about to return to her search for her precious game, her only ground of mundanity in an otherwise insane world, when she heard Ruby answer Blake's question from under the blankets.

"We were about to enter the beast's cave."

Yang froze, wondering what they were doing and who they thought they would fool with such a blatant euphemism. She was about to jump up and yell at them when she heard the next thing Ruby said.

"Oh, I rolled a four. Is that enough?"

Blake answered. "Sorry Ruby, but it looks like it completely dodged. How did you manage to have a cube of slime dodge your attack?"

Ruby pouted. "I'm trying!"

Yang shook her head and went back to her computer. If they were talking in euphemisms, they were using weird ones. She figured they were more likely just playing a game. The missing Facebook game was far more important either way.

"How could it just up and disappear? It makes no sense! Why would something so perfect vanish like that?" She heard the sound of something cloth hitting the floor. Turning around, she saw that Ruby's cape was now on the floor beside Blake's bed. That was enough, she decided. She jumped up and called over to them. "What are you two doing under there?"

Blake and Ruby poked their heads out from under the blanket. Blake answered. "We're playing Dungeons & Dragons."

Yang pointed at the cape on the ground. "Then what's that?"

Blake blinked in response. Ruby blushed. "We're playing strip Dungeons & Dragons."

Yang blushed at the thought and went pale at the same time. "WHAT?! Blake what are you teaching my sister!?"

Blake sighed, annoyed. "I'm her next opponent in the tournament. She creamed Jaune already, though I don't know how. She's utterly terrible."

Ruby complained. "I've been getting bad rolls! Your dice are cursed!"

Blake stuck her tongue out. "You're just mad because you're losing."

Yang sighed. "Okay, well, I guess it's fine. When I heard you talking about entering the beast's cave I thought you were doing something entirely different."

Both girls turned ridiculously red and cried out together. "What?!"

Yang grinned. "But I want to challenge whoever wins."

Both girls turned even redder and cried out together. "NOOOOO!"

And then we got this request. "Weiss raping go for it vs. Penny! or Velvet!"

Weiss reads the review, then jumps back. "Wait, what? Why- no! Never!"

Velvet appeared beside Weiss, staring up at her with big eyes. "Be gentle, please."

Weiss jumped out of her seat, falling over backwards. "Get away from me!"

Penny appeared behind her. "I am programmed for multipurpose engagement."

Weiss ran out of the room screaming. "Ruby, save me!"

Author's Note: Yup, we gone done did that. More nonsense to come, so stay tuned.