Written by: twilightlullaby.
Disclaimer: I don't own twilight, however I do own a pair of purple fuzzy socks that I'm sure Alice would go crazy over.
A/N: You guys crack me up with all of your reviews. Thanks so much for people that have given me ideas- I can't say this enough, you guys rock my socks, even when I'm not wearing any!
A/N number two: I decided that since this story has 'fans' now that I'm going to have a little dedication to those that have reviewed almost every chapter…you all will be known as "Thee People." (I mean, everyone has Their People. Look at Batman, he's got Robin, while Harry Potter has Ron! Why can't I have some people too?!) So…these are 'Thee People' & who I would like to dedicate this chapter too:
13.shimer.13, Lovely Little Muse, Screams-At-Midnight, TwilightObsessedMel, GroovyExcel (She called me the BOMB!), & CrystalHeart01.
Any who, now that this extremely long intro is over…on with the story…
Frosting…
BPOV
"Ugh, did you see that lady today who let her three year old little kid play with all the shaving crème? I had to mop that sticky mess up!" Alice complained while she was getting in the passenger seat of my car and buckling up. "God! If I had a kid they would never do something like that, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." That's what it eventually started to sound like to me.
"What do you want me to make for dinner?" I asked in-between her rant about how to raise a child. I think I caught her off guard; when I looked over at her she seemed to be really thinking.
"I don't know," she finally said. "Why don't we let the guys decide?"
"Sure." I said shrugging my shoulders, pulling into the apartment parking lot.
When Alice and me got to the third floor and opened the door I hardly recognized our apartment. The guys were all sitting on the floor with controllers in their hands; Rosalie was the only one sitting on the couch. There were blankets and pillows spread all over the floor and I could hear guns being shot from the screen.
"Oh, HELL NO!" Alice pushed me aside. "I spent three hours yesterday cleaning this place and this is what you guys do to it?!" She fumed. I couldn't help but get the idea of little man syndrome in my head. Emmett actually jumped at her shrieking.
"Awe, Al! You made Rosalie kill me!" Emmett pouted at Alice.
"Hon, I've been killing you." Rose said giggling and putting her controller down as if the whole idea of playing video games was the guys' idea.
"If you guys don't pick this mess up right now, I'm going to kill you with my bare hands!" Alice shot back at Emmett going to pick up one of the many pillows and throw it at his face, but she missed and ended up hitting Jasper in the back of the head instead.
"Hey, that wasn't very nice…" Jasper said taking the pillow and putting it his lap.
Emmett got a mischievous grin on his face. "No, it wasn't." He stood up, stalking over to Alice with that evil glint still in his eyes.
"Hey! What are you-"Emmett picked her up and threw her over his shoulder. Alice looked so small and frail compared to the big size of Emmett. "PUT ME DOWN!" Alice began kicking and pouting against Emmett, but he just walked over to her room. Everyone stoop up to fallow Emmett and Alice. He threw her on her bed.
"Now, you are not to come out until you think about what you've done." Rosalie and I giggled at Emmett's scolding. He turned around and ran out, slamming the door behind him. He grabbed the door knob so it couldn't turn. So, even if Alice tried to get out she couldn't. A moment later we heard banging and kicking against the door.
"Let me out!" another loud noise was thrown at the door. "You can't put me in my room in my OWN house!!" We heard another loud noise. I thought it was ironic how she was just complaining how to raise a child on the way home…
"I'd let her out…she sounds pretty mad. I think she is going to kill you." Jasper said, his eyes growing wide.
"She will." Rose said pushing Emmett aside and grabbing the door knob. She leaned up on her tiptoes and whispered something in his ear. He got a goofy grin on his face and ran off to Rosalie's room. Edward and I looked at one another and shrugged.
The moment Rosalie let the door knob go Alice whipped it open. "Where is he?" She pushed Jasper and me out of the way searching for him. Edward finally cracked, laughing at Alice's demeanor.
"WAIT!" I screamed everyone turned to look at me "What do you guys want for dinner? So I can run to the store before it gets to late…"
"Lets Bar-B-Q!" I heard Emmett's muffled voice come from Rosalie's room. Alice smiled the evil glint in her eyes now.
"Oh, where could Em be?" She trailed off walking over to Rose's room. Jasper tried to grab her but she shook him off.
"I'm outta here! I said grabbing my keys from off the counter, not even bothering to change out of my red shirt and kaki pants that were my work uniform for Target. "I don't want to be part of a homicide." I laughed
"Wait for me!" Edward said slipping on his shoes. "I don't want to be apart of it either!" We both ran out of the house before anything rash could happen.
"She's crazy…" Edward said as I turned my radio down. We were on our way to the Safeway a couple of blocks from our apartment building.
"You have no idea…" I couldn't help but laugh about the situation.
EPOV
Bella grabbed a cart and we were on our way to the meat department of Safeway. "What kind of stuff do you think they want to Bar-B-Q?" She asked walking by a huge display of Sprite.
"I don't know steak?" It came out more like a question then an actual statement.
"Mm, that sounds pretty good, actually." She said. I couldn't help but notice that as she leaned over the freezer that held the meat her arms had small goose bumps on them. "This one looks good right?" She asked shoving the frozen meat in my direction.
I glanced at the package. "Perfect, but you might want to get two packs, Emmett's a pig." She laughed and picked up another pack throwing them in the cart.
"C'mon, we have to go get some potato's, marinade, and stuff to make a salad." She smiled at me before pushing the cart. I couldn't help but notice the way her little hips moved and the way her kaki pants strained over her luscious tush. I fallowed mesmerized with every step she took.
"Helllllo!?" I heard Bella call my name. "Is anyone in there?" She tapped my head with her finger. I couldn't help but blush at the fact that she caught me ogling at her. Oh my gosh, now she thinks you're a pig…
"What was that?" I tried to hide my chagrin by looking at what she'd already put in the cart. When did she get the marinade?
"What kind of cake do you like? I want to make cup cakes for dessert." She smiled holding up a box of chocolate cake mix and classic yellow. I pointed at the classic yellow.
"Good. I like classic better then chocolate anyways. It's the best with-" She put the box in the cart and went to grab the frosting just as I was.
"Fun-Fetti." We said in unison. She looked up at me; her cheeks turning a lovely shade of rose. We stood like that for a moment, both of our hands going to reach out for the frosting. She gave out a nervous laugh and I couldn't help but get excited when she looked down and bit her bottom. Suddenly she looked up at me through her lashes…Oh GOD! I only had to move three inches and I could kiss her. WAIT?! Does she want to kiss me? I leaned down a little and she moved in unison with me, I could feel her warm breath on my face. YES!
"ISABELLA?!" I jumped at the other male voice that called. Bella jumped as well, knocking down three boxes of cake mix along with a small tub of frosting. She made an annoyed groaning noise and bent down to pick the stuff up. The male that called ran over to us and helped pick up the things that dropped. Who's this guy? I want to kill him. Overly helpful, blue eyed kid.
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you like that," he grabbed the boxes of cake mix from Bella and I couldn't help but notice how he let his hands linger on hers before taking them. Yes, Overly Helpful. "I was just excited to see you…have you gotten any of my calls?" He asked looking hopeful at Bella.
"Ahh, yeah," Bella sounded a little uncomfortable. "Sorry. I've been so busy with work and what not that I haven't been able to call you back." She rushed her words out. The guy flashed his eyes at me then back to Bella.
"Oh, that's cool…" He changed his stance and put his hands in his pockets. "So, what are you up to?" He asked flashing his eyes back at me then back to Bella. I let out a small cough and Bella turned to me.
"Oh, I'm sorry," She said looking back at the blue eyed kid. "Edward, this is Mike." She gestured. Mike, huh. I stuck my hand out for him to shake. He seemed hesitant, but he took his hand out of his pocket to shake mine. "Mike, this is my boyfriend Edward." What?! Mike dropped my hand the moment Bella said the word boyfriend. I looked at Bella but she was looking at Mike, nothing about her looked uncomfortable anymore. I'm sure my face looked just as shocked as Mike's. Why would she say I was her boyfriend…Wow, she did want me to kiss her. I couldn't help but feel a cocky smile form on my lips. "Yeah, I'm sorry Mike, but Edward and I met and we just kinda hit it off." She grabbed my hand and laced her fingers between mine. "Didn't we?" She finally looked up to me, her beautiful brow eyes pleading with me.
"Yeah, we sure did." I decided to play along and make this Mike kid jealous. I pulled her hand away from mine and wound my arm around her waste, pulling her so close that our hips touched. She gave me shocked look but quickly recovered and turned back to Mike.
"I'm sorry, Mike." She didn't sound sorry at all. "But we have to go-"
I cut her off "We have things that we need to do tonight." I couldn't help but almost laugh on the look that crossed Mike's face.
"Oh," Mike sounded a little disappointed. "Well, it was nice seeing you again Bella, and nice to meet you Edward." He put his hand back in his pocket.
"Bye." Bella said. I could tell she was starting to feel a little bad as Mike walked away, his shoulders hunched. He looked back once and I found that it was the perfect opportunity to piss him off a little more then necessary- I pulled Bella closer to me and kissed her temple lightly. I could have sworn that I felt her heartbeat through her hip. As soon as he was around the corner, Bella swatted me away.
"That was so not nice!" She whisper yelled at me. "So what if he's a creep and likes me to the point of stalking…but that was still mean." She grabbed a tub of fun-fetti frosting and threw it in the cart. She pushed the cart away. I had to nearly run to keep up with her.
"I'm sorry…" I said. "But I do believe you were the one that purposed that I was your boyfriend and I only did what I would have done if you were my girlfriend." I tried to reason with her. She stopped abruptly, making me run into her.
She looked at me, anger still fuming in her eyes. I did what I knew any woman couldn't resist. I let me eyes fall and looked up at her though my lashes. I let my lip pout a little and said in the most innocent tone that I could manage. "Please forgive me." I could tell that it worked when her brown pools for eyes glazed over and she looked dazed. Just as quickly as it happened she snapped back to reality.
"Fine. You're forgiven." She sighed. "Just as long as you never do that again." She looked at me harshly.
"Fine." I agreed….If I can stop myself…
She began pushing the cart again, but I nicely stopped the cart and pushed her away from it, so then I could push it around. She looked up at me and smiled, making my heart nearly melt.
"C'mon, this way, we have to go get stuff for the salad." She grabbed one of my hands and pulled me in the direction of the vegetables.
I left my hand there…and she left hers as well. Maybe she meant what she said to that Mike kid. . .
A/N : AWE. Edward is such a gentleman pushing the cart around like that! I knew it would be cute to have a little cliché shopping scene and I thought this was the perfect opportunity. Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed it. If you have any ideas for this story, PLEASE DO TELL. I'd love to hear them.
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