A/N: This is the first fan fiction I have EVER written! So go easy on me! Seems so weird putting all my dirty fantasies into writing... ever stranger writing the names of characters we all know and love doing disgusting things to each other! heheh oh what a wonderful world fan fiction is. Right so here goes...

Oh and please leave reviews, give me some ideas on how the story can progress I have written it really broadly so we have a blank canvas to make a cum splattered masterpiece on.

Chapter 1

Remus picked up his books slowly. He was distracted. That wasn't entirely unusual for him of late. He realized that he was spending more and more time being distracted and less time concentrating on his classes. The reason for this was slightly disconcerting and Remus grimaced slightly as he felt the blood rushing to his nether regions. What the hell was wrong with him...?

He tore his eyes away from the boy who was sitting in front of him with semi long black hair and rugged good looks. Sirius Black had no idea he was being watched so closely by one of his best friends, nor did he realize the impact he was having on him, he was to busy laughing with James Potter and talking loudly about the Ravenclaw girl opposite them and the improvements they could make to the length of her skirt.

"Are you okay Moony?" Came a little voice from beside Remus and he jumped. He then blushed furiously at Peter who was looking at him quizzically.

"I was just day dreaming" Remus said quickly and blushed even harder as James and Sirius turned around.

"Whats up with you lately Remus?" James asked leaning back over the chair.

"Yea its not even that time of the month" Sirius said his eyes gleaming mischievously,

Remus became instantly tongue tied and blushed an even darker shade of red,

"We keep track of that sort of thing you know" Sirius said winking.

"Oh" James pipped up,

"I think Moony might have a crush on that Ravenclaw girl over there?"

"Well it would explain the furious blushing" Sirius said, but his eyes didn't match the words he spoke and now he was looking at Remus strangely also.

Remus cringed, he managed to stutter,

"Yea I think I must fancy her" before he dissolved into embarrassment. What if Sirius was suspected Remus was actually looking at him? Even Remus couldn't explain why he was feeling this way.

It seemed to have started with the first Quidditch game of the year, Gryffindor had absolutely flogged Hufflepuff. Sirius had knocked Hufflepuff's seeker clean off his broom 30 minutes into the game and then taken out the keeper an hour into the game and James had flown around showing off like a massive jerk while Gryffindor scored goal after goal into the unprotected hoops. The team had been ecstatic and everyone had gone down into the changing rooms covered in mud and in a glorious mood. Sirius had taken no time in stripping his clothes off and diving under the nearest shower, everything on show and utterly unashamed. Remus had stood beside Peter shifting nervously on his feet as James recounted moment by moment of the game to Peter who looked like he was going to piss himself in excitement, and was far to busy hanging off James's every word to notice Remus gazing and the wet and toned naked body of Sirius as he stood under the steaming fountain of water. There were girls on the Gryffindor team and Siruis was eyeing them off as he stood relaxing, the water bouncing off his gleaming shoulder muscles. Remus shocked even himself as he grew hard watching Sirius and he stood rooted to the spot until his bulging erection couldn't be hidden under his robes for any longer and he ducked off into the nearest cubicle. Remus felt utter disgust at himself as he pulled his cock out and gave a few tugs, his head resting on the door of the cubicle and a groan escaping his lips. Thankfully the changing rooms were so noisy no one heard Remus and he pulled himself off until he came, and stood shaking and revolted at what he had done. He was listening to Sirius singing some victory song and he closed his eyes thinking of that gleaming naked body. So that was when it had all started but that had been two weeks ago and Remus found himself spending more and more time trying to conceal hard ons and avoiding letting Sirius come to close to him incase he should explode on the spot.

"Remus!" James was gazing at Remus and Remus snapped back out of the memory of the changing rooms and stared back at James.

"I was just telling Peter tonight we are going to try and levitate ourselves into the girls dormitories, since we cant walk up the stairs without them turning into a slide"

"Okay great" Remus muttered and gathered the last of his books quickly and turned to hurry off.

Sirius and James exchanged a dark look with each other and Sirius stood up to make after Remus. Since when did Remus agree to something like sneaking into the girls dorms?

Sirius found Remus in the nearly empty lavatory on the second floor. He was staring aimlessly into the mirror and had his hands running under the water.

Remus jumped in shock when Sirius appeared in the mirror behind him.

"Remus your spilling water on the floor" Sirius said and pointed at the puddle growing under Remus's feet.

"Oh right" Remus said sheepishly and blushed red again as he pulled his hands out from under the water and hurriedly turned off the taps.

"Whats going on with you?" Sirius asked and went to grab for Remus arm because he looked like he was about to walk off again,

Remus twitched and pulled his arm out of Sirius's reach and turned his back on Sirius.

"Nothing Sirius just bugger off can you"

Remus felt flushed and had an erection growing under his school robes. Why did he have to have dirty thoughts all the bloody time?

Sirius took offense at Remus turning his back on him and waited until the only other student had left the bathroom before he went to grab Remus again.

Remus was ready though and had noticed that they were now alone in the bathroom and made to take off towards the door. Sirius lunged,

"Bloody talk to me will you!" He said and caught the sleeve of Remus's robes, Remus tried to wrench away, slipped on the puddle of water and stumbled. Sirius went to steady him but caught his foot in Remus shabby second hand robes and fell forwards knocking Remus's bag and books out of his arms and knocking heavily into Remus. They both tumbled into the puddle, Sirius landing heavily onto Remus and knocking the breath out of him.

"Gerroff" Remus gasped and tried his hardest to squirm out from under the larger and stronger boy. Remus was panting and his cock was positively having a field day bulging in his trousers and begging to escape.

"No" Sirius said and he pinned Remus down with his arm.

"Not until you tell me what the hell is going on with you"

Sirius raised his wand and locked the bathroom door.

Remus still trying to squirm away from under Sirius but Sirius leant heavier onto him pinning him down harder.

Remus froze, Sirius must surely be able to feel his erection pushing through his trousers and onto Sirius's leg. Remus wanted to sink into the ground and die. He stared blankly up at Sirius defeated and unable to escape.

"Well?" Sirius said and for a moment both boys stared at each other and then Sirius shifted slightly and looked over at Remus's fallen bag, Remus's wand was clearly visible laying out of reach and certainly not in his pocket.

"Err" Sirius said with a curious wide eyed look and Remus blushed harder and with a last attempt tried to free himself, all he managed to do was press his cock harder into Sirius leg and he gave a horrible whimper and said,

"Let me up"

"No" Sirius said and he leant forwards so he was only inches away from Remus's face, he had slightly wet hair and it dripped onto Remus's forehead. Then to Remus shock, horror, disgust and excitement he felt something stirring in Sirius pants. Sirius had the strangest gaze on his face, almost comical, he also looked disgusted at himself. Remus shivered, he was after all laying on the floor in a puddle of water.

Sirius seemed to come out of the trance he found himself in and said,

"Why didn't you say something?"

"As if I would" Remus positively howled up at Sirius and again tried to escape once more.

"Stop moving" Sirius growled although he found Remus moving beneath him trying to escape was causing him to get harder.

Remus gasped in shock as Sirius suddenly threw himself forwards and found his mouth pressed against Sirius's. Remus groaned as Sirius pressed his mouth firmer against Remus's.

What was even going on?

Sirius didn't bother to stop and think about what he was doing, if he had he probably would have stopped. What was it about feeling Remus's hard on against his leg that turned him on so much? He didn't care to answer himself. All he knew was he also had a hard on and the bathroom door was locked and he needed something done to relieve himself.

Sirius pulled Remus up to a sitting position his lips still pressed firmly to Remus's and he undid the belt buckle on his trousers. Remus was shivering, whether from excitement, fright or the fact he was dripping wet Sirius didn't know.

Sirius pulled his cock out from his trousers, broke his passionate kiss from Remus and pushed Remus's head towards it.

"Suck it" Sirius said roughly but gave a deep groan when Remus's lips reached his cock and his mouth enclosed it.

Sirius reached for Remus trousers but Remus made to twist away from his hands. Sirius responded by pushing Remus's mouth over his cock forcing it deeper and extracting a louder groan from himself and a slight gagging noise from Remus. Remus didn't try and object again as Sirius undid his belt and pulled Remus's cock out and began to play with it.

Remus was incredibly hard and there was pre come forming at the tip. Sirius played with it with his fingers and rubbed it over the head of Remus cock and Remus stopped sucking and licking Sirius cock for a moment to groan and buck his hips. Sirius pressed a free hand onto the back of Remus's head again and forced him down onto Sirius cock. Sirius closed his eyes momentarily before becoming conscious of the time and pushed Remus in the chest, Remus lifted his head, his eyes wide like he had done something wrong and Sirius dove down onto Remus hard and bobbing cock and extracted the loudest and most terrified groan from Remus. Remus tried to touch Sirius again but he wouldn't permit it. Remus resorted to running his fingers through Sirius's wet hair. Sirius pushed Remus against the bottom of the sink and sucked so furiously on his cock it wasn't long before Remus was blowing heavily and trembling.

"Alohomora" came a male voice at the bathroom door. Fuck that was James.

Sirius and Remus both leapt to their feet and yanked their trousers up as they dove for separate cubicles.

"Why are your books on the floor in the water Remus?" James asked,

"I tripped on my robes, dropped my books and banged my nose on the sink" Remus replied with a shaky voice from the cubicle next to Sirius. Sirius heard the door latch open and heard Remus leaving the cubicle. James was laughing.

"Why are you so pale Remus. was your nose bleed that bad?" James was saying but Sirius didn't hear Remus reply.

Sirius couldn't possibly leave the cubicle, his erection was threatening to burst free and stab someone, preferably Remus. Sirius screwed his eyes up, he was fucking disgusting he truly was, poor Remus having been pounced on like that. Sirius, desperate to subside his raging erection thought of Moaning Myrtle naked directly one floor above but Sirius was so worked up that even that didn't work so he waited until James and Remus left before yanking out his cock again and pulling it hard and fast until he was splattering cum into the toilet bowl and thinking desperately of Remus's mouth over his cock and his tongue sliding up and down the length.

Since when did he even accommodate the thought of playing with Remus? Sirius thought dryly and tried to shake the image out of his head of Remus's wide eyes as he washed his hands and hurried to get to his next class.