A Soothing Melody and a Clue

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Brawl or any of the characters.

Summary: The Smashers return back to the mansion. Gary becomes the new roommate to Fox's dismay. Sonic has yet to recover from the incident and it's up to his roommates to cheer him up, but Ash is planning to prank another Smasher with Gary leaving Pit to take care of him. When the stalker sends another note to the angel, a Smasher is accused of being the stalker? Is that Smasher really the stalker or is he just framed? And what is Link hiding from Zelda?

Chapter 9: A Soothing Melody and a Clue


After helping Pallet Town as much as they could, the Smashers returned to the mansion where the other Smashers greeted them. Zelda went over to Link and checked to make sure that he didn't have any injuries. When she was positive that he didn't have any, she dragged him off somewhere. Snake went to report the missions success to Master and Crazy Hand. Mewtwo was dragged off by Pikachu, Jigglypuff and Pichu to where all the Pokémon hung out. Ike gave a wave to Pit before leaving to train on another stage. It was assumed that he was going to fight the Alloys in a fifteen minute Brawl.

"Wow. The mansion is huge…" Gary muttered to no one in particular.

"It is. Imagine how hard it was for me when I got here," Ash told him.

"You got lost on the first day," Pit stated.

"You did too! You even got Mario to tour you along with Ike."

"And you got Samus to help you."

"Yeah. Got to say that I made Captain Falcon and Snake jealous."

"You're gay, so you're never have her."

"Didn't have to put it that bluntly."

"Umm…"

The two Smashers turned to the brunette. He smiled innocently but one could see that it was fake by his twitching eyebrow, "Can you tell me where I'm going to sleep?"

Ash grinned evilly. Pit and Fox (who was on the angel's shoulder the whole time) did not like it. The Pokémon Trainer grabbed his lover by the hand and lead him to their room.

"I got a bad feeling about this…" Pit mumbled.


Once the three Smashers and the Pokémon Researcher reached the room, Ash stormed in. He glanced around the room searching for Sonic. It didn't seem like he was in.

Gary looked at the room and sighed, "The room isn't any bigger than your last one."

Ash blushed slightly. Pit gave a loud sigh while Fox shook his head not because the room was small, but because it was what was to be expected. The room was messy!

"Sorry…I-"

"You don't even have a TV!" Gary criticized.

It's true that the teen Smashers didn't have a TV. The main reason they didn't have one was because there was one in the living room and there wasn't really nothing to watch beside Full Metal Alchemist. The teen Smashers also preferred to play board games at night then hurt their eyes watching the television.

The room itself was of course small. It only had three beds (one for each Smasher), two wardrobes which one was Pit's (you could tell by the wing design) and the other was Ash's (you could tell because it had a Pokéball design). Additionally, there were only two desks which one belonged to Pit while the other was Sonic's. On Pit's desk, there was a clock on it before it was stolen and behind it did he put his bow. On the other desk, Sonic hid a lot of things (most likely bracelets) in the drawer as well as a lamp that they rarely used. Ash also kept his Pokéballs, hat and backpack on Sonic's desk which the hedgehog didn't mind at all. The light bulb in the room almost burned out, but they get most of their light from the sun outside until its dark. When its dark, you know what happens next.

"Where will I sleep?" Gary asked again.

"You're sleeping with me," Ash answered.

"Excuse me?"

"Unless you want to sleep on the floor then you have no choice."

"What about the other bed?"

"That belongs to Sonic. Wonder where he is..."

Pit glanced at his closet. He was certain he heard a noise in there.

"HEY SONIC! IF YOU'RE IN HERE THEN I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE LOSING YOUR BED!" Ash screamed at the top of his lungs.

Everyone had to cover their ears, but poor Fox had it worse. Since he was tiny, his ears were more sensitive to loud noises.

Ash grinned when he looked at Pit's closest. The hedgehog came out of the closest looking rather annoyed.

"Nobody is taking my bed!" he exclaimed.

"I thought so," Ash said with a smug look on his face.

"Why were you in my wardrobe?" Pit asked.

"Is there something wrong with that?"

"Yes! Have you heard of invasion of privacy?"

"Yeah...sorry, but your wardrobe smells nicer than somebody else we both know."

"-red vein- Hey! I don't stink!"

"I know what you mean. He doesn't shower that much after all…"

"I DO SHOWER!"

"Whatever…"

"BASTARDS!"

"I don't blame them for thinking that."

"Not you too Gary!"

All continued to laugh at Ash until Pit told Fox where he was going to sleep.

"You're not sleeping with me, so you might as well sleep on my desk."

Fox took one glance at the desk and glared back at the angel, "Why would I sleep on something like that?"

"Because you're tiny."

"…Forget it."

Upon seeing the Fox wouldn't agree with the angel, Ash snatched Fox by the tail from Pit's shoulder. He held him in front of his face and grinned evilly.

"Now listen here, Foxy. You're in our territory now, so you better listen to whatever we say. Otherwise, I'll feed you to Kirby."

Ash usually came through with his threats and this one was no exception. Fox had no choice but to comply. While Pit probably wouldn't do something that violent, Ash would and maybe Sonic if he was mad enough.

"Fine…"

Gary turned toward his boyfriend and asked, "And what if I don't follow the rules?"

Ash threw Fox back at Pit which the angel managed to catch him before turning toward him with a perverted grin. Pit decided to back up. He knew what the Pokémon Trainer going to say next.

"If you don't listen then I'll have to eat you as punishment."

Upon hearing the comment, Gary's cheeks flared up. Pit turned away from the two teens rather embarrassed. Sonic didn't quite get the joke despite it being used on him. Fox was still trying to recover from the throw, so he wasn't listening.

"W-What?"

"Since I'm the seme, I can do whatever I want with you."

"Who said you got to top?"

Sonic seemed confused at the definition, "Seme?"

Pit sighed, "You don't want to know what that word means. Since you are destined to be uke after that incident. Hey Ash! Isn't it about time for your match to start?"

Ash gasped, "Crap! I forgot!"

The Pokémon Trainer took this time and ran out of the room. Gary managed to get the blush off his face in time to chase after him hoping to see his boyfriend battle. Pit and Sonic decided to trail behind them.


The problem with chasing after someone who is going to be late for their match is that they tend to run faster than most people, Pit couldn't catch up and ended up losing them. While the arena was easy to find, Pit had other things he wanted to do. One of them was to confront Master Hand about something. The other was to lose the Smashers that were with him.

Ash was right. Pit thought to himself. He's too independent on us.

Pit really didn't mind someone looking up to or depending on him. It was only a problem now since it was Sonic that was clinging to him. Sonic in Pit's POV was the leader of the group and seeing the leader being clingy to someone else messed up his image of the hedgehog. The angel couldn't say anything that could upset him (despite that he was tempted to). He didn't want the hedgehog hurt again.

"Sonic," Pit began, "Isn't it about time that you walk in front of me?"

Sonic visibly flinched. Since he was considered the leader of the group, he always ran in front of everyone and commented at his friends being too slow.

"Don't want to."

"Why not?"

"…"

Pit sighed, "You're going to have to move on soon."

"I know but…"

Sonic didn't get to finish his sentence because someone jumped out of the shadows and…farted causing the entire hallway to stink.

The fart was so loud and unexpected that it scared poor Sonic. He ended up running all the way back to the room. Pit fell to the floor covering his nose. Fox decided to use his small size to go underneath Pit's tunic.

"What…the…fuck!"

Laughter could be heard from the only guy that used farting as his move. Wario and his little sidekick Pichu.

"You two losers are so easy to scare," he exclaimed.

The angel glared at Wario. Out of all the Smashers, Pit disliked Wario the most and that were mainly because he was greedy, selfish, and money-obsessed and always picked on those that were younger than him. The Pichu by his side was the only exception.

There were two Pichu's in the mansion. The one that stayed with Pikachu and the others was the older, smarter Pichu. The one with Wario is the younger, mischievous one. Together, the two Pichu's make up the Pichu brothers.

Pit held his breathe. He couldn't come back with a smart ass comment thanks to the horrible smell. The angel just turned tail and ran back to the room unaware that Wario and Pichu were not finished with toying with them and they had someone else to help them.


"Come on Sonic! Wario's retarded!" Pit told Sonic for the tenth time. Sonic locked the door again and wouldn't let anyone in and he wouldn't come out. The angel had to persuade him to open the door to him again.

"But it sounded like gunfire!" Sonic shouted over the door.

"-sweatdrop- You seriously think that?" Fox asked him.

"…"

"…Idiot."

"Really Sonic, if Wario was trying to harm you in any way, I'll protect you."

It was pretty corny, but the angel always kept his promise. The hedgehog trusted him and unlocked the door. When he did, the angel proceeded to say something when someone threw a tennis racket at his head sending him to the ground.

"-red vein- Who threw that?" Pit asked as he rubbed his head.

He got his answer when he felt someone step on his head. Pain was all he felt as he knew who was stomping on him, but he couldn't curse the guy's name out.

You bastard Waluigi!

Pit heard Sonic scream and managed to punch the counterpart of Luigi off of him to witness that Wario was top of him in…that awkward position. Enraged, the angel proceeded to attack when the assist trophy grabbed him from behind.

"Let me go!" Pit shouted.

Waluigi replied with his evil laughter that sent shivers down the angel's spine, "Just stand back and watch the show."

Upon hearing this, Pit misunderstood him and struggled to break free only for him to tighten his grip.

"Fox, do something!" Pit ordered.

Fox didn't need to hear anymore. Despite being tiny, he still had his material art skills since his gun wasn't turned into a trophy with him. He jumped out of Pit's tunic and proceeded to help until Pichu jumped on top of him and stayed in its position.

"Get off of me…" Fox managed to say.

The little Pokémon wasn't listening. Waluigi laughed at Pit's attempt to save the hedgehog.

"Stop squirming!" Wario ordered the blue hedgehog.

Sonic refused to obey and continued to struggle to break free from his grasp despite it all being futile. The greedy Smasher groaned as he dug his hand deeper into the hedgehog's spikes. The hedgehog let out a sharp cry. Wario grinned, "I found it."

"Stop it you fat ass!" Pit shouted.

Pit's language startled everyone again, but Wario ignored him and pulled out a blue emerald from the hedgehog's spikes.

"Now we can be rich!" Wario declared as he held the emerald up high.

"The Chaos Emerald…" Sonic mumbled weakly.

Wario got off of Sonic and proceeded to do his victory pose, when a certain Smasher attacked him from behind knocking the Chaos Emerald out of his hands. Waluigi released Pit and reached out for the emerald only to get hit by another Smasher from behind. The two Ws toppled on one another. Pichu sat up trying to figure out who ruined the moment.

"You shouldn't pick on those younger than you," said the Smasher.

Wario glared at the Smasher, "Be quiet loser! Just because you're the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom doesn't mean that you have to mess up my plans."

Pit sighed with relief. He was glad the Mario Brothers came to their rescue in a time of need.

Luigi tried his best to glare at Waluigi but failed miserably. He wasn't good at showing anger to another person in comparison to his older brother. His rival snickered at Luigi's attempt to look angry.

"You should know the situation by now Wario. Try any stunt like this again and you might be suspected."

"For what? Making the other losers disappear? Attacking a pathetic hedgehog? Give me a break! Only the weak could fall victim to this guy."

Anger rose from the angel as he pointed his bow at Wario, "Take back what you said."

Wario backed away from the angel quite shaken by his sudden tone of voice, "What should I take back?"

"Sonic is not pathetic! Apologize now before I shoot you!"

Wario glanced at the hedgehog and then back to the plumber and the angel. He and Waluigi were definitely outnumbered at the moment. Thinking about that time when he attacked King DDD in Subspace and Luigi and Ness ran to his aid proceeding to attack him, he decided to back down again.

"Let's go Waluigi."

Wario pushed passed both Pit and Luigi and walked away, but not before farting in hall and laughing at the trail of smoke he left behind. Waluigi followed him along with Pichu. The gas blurred everyone's vision preventing them from counter attacking.

GOD DAMMIT! I HATE THAT MOVE! Pit thought to himself as he put his bow away.

Luigi was knocked out from the smell of the fart. Fox was able to get up and recover from Pichu sitting on him. He rubbed his back annoyed that he was weaker than the baby Pokémon. Mario proceeded to help Sonic up, but the hedgehog refused any help from the plumber. Pit quickly ran back into his room and came back with a perfume body. He sprayed it in the air and after half the bottle was gone, the hallway smelled fruity instead of the horrible stench.

"When did you get that?" Mario asked instantly noticing what perfume the angel used.

"I got it from Princess Peach after Wario farted on me once. Let me tell you, it's a great weapon to use against Wario. I just wish I had it before he farted on us."

Fox shook his head. Only girly men use that type of perfume.

"It's a shame I can't use this in battle."

The angel turned his attention toward Sonic and proceeded to help him up since Mario couldn't do it. Sonic refused Pit's hand as well frustrating him.

I was attacked by that jerk…and I didn't fight back. I ended up getting saved by my rival…my reputation is clearly ruined…

"Luigi, can you hand me the emerald?" Pit questioned the younger plumber.

"Y-Yes!"

Luigi grabbed the emerald that was behind him and handed it to the angel. When Pit tried to give it to Sonic, the hedgehog took it and ran off in the opposite direction that Wario left in.

"Sonic wait!" Pit yelled.

Sonic didn't seem to hear him as he kept on running…toward the dangerous part of the mansion. Mario glanced at his rival in worry hoping he would turn back eventually or that his arch enemy Bowser would stop him.

The dangerous part of the mansion was very dark. Only the villains could live in the rooms in this hallway and that included Bowser and Ganondorf (who happened to be sharing a room together).

The main reason why this area of the mansion was very dangerous is because there is a room in this hallway that allows you to fight the Wire Frames in Cruel Melee. However, unlike the cute Alloys that you fight in the normal part of the mansion, the Wire Frames are particularly dangerous. Master and Crazy can no longer control them as they could with the Alloys. They are dangerous because they can actually kill people within their boundaries. (Bowser and Ganondorf are a few feet out of their boundaries so they won't get attacked by them).

That is what happened to Young Link during Melee. Determined to prove that he can surpass his older self, he ventured into the dark part of the mansion. He went in the room with only Zelda by his side who watched from the sidelines. She watched Young Link take out ten Wire Frames until this huge muscular Wire Frame knocked his sword out of his hands. Upon trying to reach the sword, he left himself wide open for an all out attack. The Wire Frames continue to come and beat up the poor kid. They stripped him off all of his weapons and broke his sword. Zelda did try to help Young Link, but his pride made her back off. Upon the Wire Frames proceeding to attack the queen of Hyrule, Young Link told her to run and warn the others. She hesitantly ran off to warn the other Smashers, but when she got reinforcements, Young Link was already killed by them.

The only way to save his fighting spirit though was to turn him into a toon thus did the combination of Zelda and Ness create Toon Link to replace Young Link.

The newcomers of Brawl do not know of this secret and it would stay a secret for a while. In order to keep the secret, Master Hand forbid any of the newcomers to go to the darker part of the mansion for their own safety. It's only a miracle that everyone listened.

Don't die back there.


Once Sonic reached the dark part of the mansion, he instantly stopped running and noticed that the atmosphere changed. There was a murderous aura in the air. The hallway itself was dark and cold. The lights that allowed people to see where they were walking was purple.

The hedgehog shivered the further he walked.

I feel like I'm in Luigi's Mansion. Sonic thought to himself.

He couldn't get the side that loved danger out of him. Instead, he wanted to turn around and go back, but if he went back then he would be laughed at by everyone for letting Wario attacking him and almost stealing his Chaos Emerald so easily. The hedgehog decided to continue on only because of that reason despite his heart telling him to go back.

As the hedgehog walked down the dark hallways, he swore that he could hear the voices of other people. He couldn't tell if they were alive or not but all he knew was that they were crying souls or souls screaming for help.

And then he heard a familiar voice. He couldn't recognize it though. All he knew was that it was coming from the end of the hallway. Sonic proceeded to know whose voice was that.

The voice got louder as he got closer to the end of the hallway. The chills were becoming more frequent and he was certain that he saw something white fly past him.

Sonic finally made it to the door at the very end. The voice was at its loudest. It chanted a few words over and over again. The only world that Sonic could make out was. "Soon."

Soon what? Sonic asked himself. I got a bad feeling about this.

It wasn't until the voice changed what it was saying. Now it was saying, "Come."

The hedgehog was rather confused at the sudden change in words. The tone also change. It sounded…more seductive…more manipulative…more…

The more Sonic heard those words over and over again, he felt very dizzy. It made him want to come closer to the voice. The only thing he wanted was to open the door...but why?

The hedgehog felt his body move on his own despite his mind telling him to walk away from the door. He placed his hand on the handle of the door and proceeded to open it when…

"DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!" Someone cried out.

The voice was so loud that Sonic snapped back to reality. When he did, he felt faint. He collapsed to the ground.

The voice came from another Smasher that happened to be following Sonic down the dark hallway. The Smasher quickly took Sonic and ran back to the light side of the mansion before the Wire Frames came out and attacked.


"Uncle Chuck, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing sunny-boy."

A seven year old hedgehog pouted at his grandpa's response. It was always the same. He would ask his uncle about something and his old man would reply with "It's nothing" and then smile sadly when he thought that his nephew wasn't looking at him.

"You never tell me about how mom and dad these days. And you never tell me where they live or anything!"

His uncle shook his head, "You're not ready to know what happened to them sunny-boy."

"You're so confusing sometimes…"

The little hedgehog proceeded to speed off and go running like he usually did. His uncle told him to wait, but he didn't listen to him. That was probably the biggest mistake the hedgehog made in his life.

The scene changed quickly (which was a few hours later) when the hedgehog came back to his house only to find it in ruin. The house he and his uncle lived in was destroyed by something big.

"UNCLE CHUCK!" the hedgehog shouted as he searched the ruins for his uncle.

After constantly trying to dig for him the only thing he found was his uncle's right arm. The rest of his body was gone. The arm appeared to be torn off by the same thing that tore the house. The hedgehog's body became as cold as ice seeing his uncle lay dead in front of him. He noticed that their was a note clutched in his hands. He held it so tightly that it made his wrist bleed. The little hedgehog took it and upon reading the first few lines did he start to cry.

"No…how could the doctor do this to us?" he asked to no one in general.

By the doctor did he mean Dr. Robotnik who was the evil scientist of Mobius.

The doctor wasn't always this mean. This is what little hedgehog told himself over and over again. That he would never do this to us and swore that he would only attack the evil ones…

The hedgehog continued to read the note and upon reading the last few lines did his heart break. He stood up, took a few steps from his uncle and ran back into the woods trying to find a place to hide because now he was alone.

All alone in the world with no one to turn to.


"Please Sonic you need to wake up."

The blue hedgehog woke up instantly upon hearing that voice. It was loud enough to wake him up from his nightmare of the past.

I don't want to ever go back to that time again. Sonic told himself.

"Are you with me Sonic?"

Sonic turned toward the familiar voice and gasped, "Peach?"

"You're finally coming to."

The hedgehog hid his eyes from her. Out of all the people that could have saved him, it had to be the damsel in distress. Could things get any worse?

"I saw you running toward the darker part of the mansion, so I followed you to make sure that you didn't hurt in any sorts," the Mushroom Princess explained, "And you could have gotten hurt if I you've opened the door."

Sonic was still dazed to completely understand what she said, "Say what?"

Peach shook her head, "Did anyone tell you how dangerous that part of the mansion is?"

Sonic shook his head, "Not that I heard of."

He must have not been listening, Peach thought to herself, "Well let me put it to you this way. That part of the mansion is forbidden to anyone except Bowser and Ganondorf. If you try to go there next time, you might not come back alive."

"Why is it so dangerous?" he asked as he let out a huge yawn.

"A Smasher was killed last year," she said simply.

Sonic turned to her wide-eyed, "What?"

"His foolishness got him killed by the Wire Frames there. Zelda and Ness had to use their magic to turn him into Toon Link."

"So…who is Young Link?"

"Young Link who is a younger version of Link. Toon Link is only a cartoon version of him."

"Poor kid."

"Zelda could have stopped him but she let his pride win over her better judgment," the princess said with a sigh.

It was a good thing that Zelda wasn't in the room when she said that. Otherwise, she might have fought back in words which didn't turn out well for the two princesses sometimes.

"What were you doing in that dark hallway anyway?" she asked.

Sonic avoided eye contact with her, "I don't want to talk about it."

"Does it have something to do with Wario?" she asked innocently.

Sonic faced her with worry, "How did you-"

"You smell like garlic, no offense. Anyone covered in that much would know that Wario attacked you. If this is how bad you smell though…I can't imagine how terrible Pit and Red have it."

"Ash went to Brawl with the Mario Brothers," Sonic stated, "But he must have lost judging from the fact that they came to save us…crap!"

"Mario saved you?"

"Why are you upset?"

Sonic let out a huge sigh, "You wouldn't understand…"

"I guess I wouldn't."

Sonic said nothing. He decided glanced around the room hoping that he could take his mind off of the event that happened earlier on today. The one thing that he didn't like about it was that it reminded him of Amy and that there was too much pink for him! It seemed that Peach had her own room though and that Zelda and Samus also had their own rooms that were on both sides of the walls. All three of them seem to be able to access each other's rooms. If this was the girly room, Sonic could imagine what Zelda's room was like.

"Why did Wario attack you though?" she questioned.

"He wanted my Chaos Emerald for something. He said something about becoming rich…"

"Wario is just being greedy again! He makes enough money just by being in the Brawl line up. I don't see why he has to steal other people's stuff!"

"You've known him longer than me, so why don't you tell him that?"

"Because he never listens to anyone."

"And by becoming friends with Waluigi, it makes it more impossible to convince him to stop."

"I see."

The two said nothing for a while. Sonic was actually surprised that he was able to talk to someone else beside Pit and Ash without worrying about being touched in any way he didn't like. He guessed it had to do with Peach being a girl and all. Being the damsel in distress that she is, she couldn't hurt anybody except on the battlefield in Brawl and that one time where Bowser reversed the role on everyone.

"Well," Peach began as she got up on the pink chair she was sitting on, "Let's go."

Sonic was confused, "Go where?"

"To get that horrible stench off of you."

Sonic looked away from the princess embarrassed, "I'm not going in with anyone."

Peach seemed oblivious to his comment and grabbed him by the wrist. She dragged him to her private bathroom. Sonic was really surprised that he wasn't scared of her when she grabbed him forcefully. Instead, he focused on trying to break free. There was no way he was taking a bath with his rival's girlfriend!


"Dammit! How could I lose so easily?" Ash asked out loud.

"Maybe if you used Charizard for the majority of the battle then maybe you wouldn't have had gotten more falls," Gary explained in a "as a matter of fact" tone.

Sure enough, Ash lost to the Mario Brothers in a five stock match instantly. (It was reduced at the Mario Brothers request since Ash went on the mission to save his hometown). He used Squirtle and Ivysaur so often to counter the brother's speed. They were just too light to handle the brothers though and Luigi would always take out Squirtle with his Super Jump Punch while Mario would use always grab the Smash Ball and use Mario finale on Ivysaur. Charizard did fairly well against the two, but Ash wouldn't admit it and switched to Squirtle which led him to lose very quickly in approximately seven minutes timed.

"Charizard was too slow!" Ash complained, "He couldn't catch up with them!"

"But he was stronger than the two of them combined smart one," Gary told him.

"DAMMIT!"

"Maybe I should have been the one accepted in Brawl. At least I know which Pokémon to use for which situation."

"You lack the heart I have."

"Yeah. You have a heart but no brains or style. I feel sorry for your Pokémon."

"You're such a twat!"

"And you're a dumb ass."

"Bitch!"

"Dick!"

The two glared at each other for a full minute before turning away from each other. Ash walked a faster paced than his boyfriend who didn't seem to care. He stopped upon hearing voices. The brunette wasn't watching where he was going and ended up bumping into him.

"Why did you stop?"

"I hear someone arguing."

Sure enough, there were two people arguing. One sounded like a young man while the other a young girl. Both were bickering over something trivial.

Ash knew curiosity killed the cat but it wouldn't hurt to take a quick peak. He tiptoed down the hall with Shigeru behind him confused. He stopped at the end of the hallway and took a quick peak. He was surprised at who was fighting.

"Link and Zelda?" Satoshi questioned.

"Sure is," said a voice behind the two trainers.

Gary was stunned at the newcomer but managed to stay quiet so that the elves wouldn't hear them.

"Saki, what are you doing here?" Ash questioned the assist trophy, "Your not suppose to be walking around today!"

"I was bored. I saw Waluigi sneak off with Wario and the bratty Pichu so I decided this was my chance to flee. I'm sure Isaac, Lyn, Knuckle Joe and Shadow ran off somewhere too," he explained.

"So who's walking Nintendog?" Ash had to ask.

"Little Mac."

"You guys are cruel to him."

"Hey, We don't want anything to do with that dog. Admit it Red. That dog is useless in a match."

Sure enough the Nintendog was useless. It covered the screen most of the time to players playing the game but to the Smashers, the dog just runs off on them doing nothing.

"Instead of talking about me," Saki continued, "I think we should focus on the fight."

The trio turned back to the fight which was almost done sadly.

"Link, if you tell me why you've been acting so weird around me lately then maybe I'll forgive you!" Zelda shouted at the Hero of Hyrule.

Link shook his head, "It's not that simple Zelda. I can't tell you."

"We've known each other for a long time, so why are you hiding something from me now?"

Link was speechless. He couldn't say anything to get her suspicious.

Zelda sighed, "If your dark secret is that your gay, we are so through."

"It's not that Zelda! It's just-"

"Forget it! I'm gone."

Before Link could say anything to the queen of Hyrule, she teleported away from him. Link let out a huge sigh of aggravation. He knew he wasn't gay, but something was wrong with him around a certain person lately and he couldn't figure out why.

"I think it's time to run," Saki told the two Pokémon Trainers as he sped off somewhere.

"Wait!" Gary yelled.

Ash grabbed the brunette by his wrist and ran after the assist trophy before Link could check to see if anyone was listening to his and Zelda's conversation.


"Sonic, please stop squirming. I can't scrub behind your ears if you keep moving around."

Sonic groaned. After fifteen minutes of struggling, he gave up trying to break away from the princess. She was starting to use her grab techniques on him and whenever she used them on someone, they complained about having a soar toe.

The bathroom was to be excepted. It was pink of all the colors in the world.

He was forced to watch the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom strip in front of him before turning on the water and letting the bathtub fill with hot water and bubbles.

Sonic was still confused. Despite seeing a lady strip in front of him, he wasn't turned on or anything. His cheeks wasn't turning pink either.

When the tub was filled to the top, the princess pushed him in to the tub after forcefully taking off his gloves and shoes. Sonic only stayed in the water because he didn't like people seeing his real hands or feet.

Peach got in with him and he felt so…guilty. He was doing something that Mario wanted to do with her for a long time.

The princess hummed a tune to herself while she scrubbed Sonic's body like a mother would to her five year old son. Sonic enjoyed the tune she sung. It had a nice melody and it kept it at peace for a while…until she grabbed his spine which made him start squirming. He stopped eventually and she started humming again.

"What song is that tune called?" Sonic asked her.

"Hajimari no Kiseki," Peach answered.

"It's beautiful."

"As beautiful as when it's sung during a marriage," she explained.

"Come again?"

"A friend really close to me when I was young taught me this song and told me that it would bring happiness to a bride and her groom for eternity if it was sung during their wedding. I learned now that it makes a good lullaby too."

"It does."

More silence filled the bathroom as Peach bean washing her own body.

"Sonic," she began.

"Hmm?"

"Do you have someone you hold dear?"

Sonic was surprised at the question, "There are a lot of people I hold dear. Pit and Ash are my true friends here and make me feel at home…and replaced the family that I longed for. Tails is like a little brother to me. Cream is like a little sister…and even though Amy is annoying, I still care about her. Then there's Shadow, Rouge, Blaze, Silver, Jet and his friends, and…Knuckles…is…a really important friend to me."

Peach understood that he didn't understand the question well. The last one he mentioned though seemed close enough to the answer she wanted, "I mean as in love."

"Huh?"

"A person that you would die for if you weren't by their side. A person that you would give your life to. A person that you would want to spend your entire life with. That's what I mean."

Sonic thought for a minute before his cheeks lit a bright red. He hid his blush underneath the water as he attempted to hold his breathe. Peach giggled as she saw him come up for air only after ten seconds.

"So there is one person that you love that much."

"Yes…" Sonic managed to blurt out after catching his breathe, "It's just that that person will never return my feelings…especially after what happened to me."

Peach had a serious expression on her face, "What do you mean?"

"Everyone knows what happened to me. There is no hiding it. Because of that incident…that person…won't come near me…all that person does is talk bad about me and criticizes me now. I'm sure that person hates me…"

"He doesn't hate you!" Peach declared.

"Who said it was a he?" Sonic asked.

"You're blushing gives it away," she said with a wink.

"I'm not…gay…"

"It doesn't matter if you're gay or not. Love is a gift from up above and if you are in love with a guy, you can't change that. That's how you were made and people can't say anything about who you are in love with. So if I was in your place, I would tell the person how I felt."

"Even the fear of rejection?" Sonic questioned her, "Even the fear of losing that person forever?"

"It's now or never. You could live happily ever after…or not, but most of the time, the person will always return your feelings."

"I…"

"That's why I'll always cheer on you from the sidelines," Peach told him, "And if the person you like hurts you again, I'll have him answer to my vegetables!"

Sonic let out a nervous chuckle. Her vegetables were annoying and some could even kill. He nodded his head in agreement, "I'll try."

"Good."

Sonic was about to get out of the tub when he happened to slip on a bar of soap in the tub. He landed on top of Peach. His ears hit her breasts. She shrieked causing Sonic to jump back and cover his ears. If only he was straight, he would have enjoyed the moment.

The two couldn't move away from each other because Sheik came into the bathroom wondering about the racket being caused. Upon seeing the two in an awkward position, the ninja closed the door without another word.

"I hope he doesn't say anything to Mario…" Peach mumbled.

I'M SO DEAD! Sonic screamed mentally.


After many hours, the awful Wario fume in the hallway vanished. It was not easy getting Mr. Game and Watch to help them. All the two dimensional fighter did was beep and click as he sprayed something to purify the hallways. Most of the Smashers stayed in their room in order to prevent the smell from coming in.

"Thanks Game and Watch!" Pit thanked.

Mr. Game and Watch didn't seem to care if he was thanked or not. It was his job to repair everything and some Smashers destroy some things on purpose making him lose trust in everyone except R.O.B. who also was in charged of keeping the mansion tidy.

Mario and Luigi left to go take a shower and scold Wario and Waluigi more for picking on the teen Smashers. Pit decided it was the best time to shower to. He went back into his room to get his blue tunic to replace his white one when he noticed a black rose at his desk along with a note.

Another one?

Pit walked over to the note and read it.

You might have avoided becoming mine today...

But I have another way.

When you least except it

A fighter will disappear.

The hint…

There is none.

So continue hoping

Because that hope will vanish.

Signed BFF Li (now you know who I am Pit)

"Li?" Fox asked.

Fox checked Pit's expression. His face was pale as a ghost despite the angel trying to hide it, "Who is it Pit?"

"I don't know."

"You must know Pit if your stalker says that you do."

"And you believe the words of a stalker?"

"..."

"Thought so."

Fox checked the initials of the note. The only one who had Li was Link. It couldn't be him. Fox told himself. I've known him too long to know that he wouldn't do something like this.

The angel opened his drawer and stuffed the note and black rose in it. He shut it and then took his blue tunic and ran out of the room making sure he closed the door. Pit forgot to lock it though which was a big mistake. He wasn't going to let anyone see that note. If they did, people might suspect the Hero of Hyrule.

It's not him. Pit thought to himself. He's trying to get someone else to find that note and make Link the prime suspect. I won't allow it.


After the angel went down the hallway to the main shower of the floor, Diddy Kong saw his chance to sneak into the room.

He was asked by Wario if he could steal an emerald of some sort from the teen's room. If he got it, then would receive a supply of bananas as a gift. The little chimp couldn't turn that offer down. Donkey Kong refused the offer surprisingly because he knew it was wrong to steal from those younger than them. Diddy Kong didn't care about that sort of thing sadly.

The little monkey walked over to the room and turned the handle. The door opened and Diddy went inside. He had to move fast. While Pit wouldn't come back for a while as well as Sonic, the Pokémon Trainer could have come at any time. He would have to search the whole room without it looking like it was cleaned out.

The first thing he checked was the wardrobes and there was nothing in them but clothes. He then checked underneath the bed and found stuff teens should be looking at until they were adults under Ash's bed. Diddy had no idea what 'yaoi' stood for which was what all the doushinji manga covers of the anime Full Metal Alchemist. He just ignored it and continued searching.

Diddy finally decided to check the drawers. In Sonic's he found nothing that resembled an emerald. When he searched Pit's though, he found the black rose and the note. Intrigued that he found something important that the angel was hiding from everyone, he took the black rose and the note. He read the note and gasped.

"I have to tell Master Hand right away!"

The monkey took the stuff and fled forgetting to close the drawer as well as the door.


Ash and Gary made it back to the room only to see that someone left the door open. The first thing that hit Ash was that it might have been the stalker. He ran inside the room only to see that everything was still there except that Pit's drawer was open. He sweat dropped upon seeing it open.

"Oh shit…"

"What?"

"Pit's going to kill me."

"For what?"

"Think of the scenario Gary. His drawer is opened and we're the only ones who could have opened it because we're in the room now."

"And?"

"Pit hates it when I touch his stuff. I don't know why he doesn't mind Sonic touching his stuff but with me…"

Just on cue, Pit came back to his room with a towel on his head wearing his blue tunic. His white tunic was nowhere to be found but chances were that he placed it in the laundry room for Peach to wash. When he Satoshi next to his drawer, he gave him a death glare.

"Why were you going through my stuff?" Pit asked in an angry tone.

"I told you!"

"Ash! You better have a good reason!"

Fox jumped off of Pit and hopped over to his desk. He shook his fur like a dog. While he didn't get the horrible stench like Pit did, he ended up staying on Pit's shoulder the whole time when he showered. His fur got wet as well as his clothes. He was pissed off because he had no clothes his size now that he was tiny and would have to wait for it to dry. Fox didn't ask if they could find clothes in his size because then he might get one of those Barbie clothes.

"It's not what it looks like," Ash said simply backing away from the drawer.

Pit pushed passed the Pokémon Trainer knocking him on top of Sonic's bed. He gasped upon seeing that the black rose and the note are missing, "It's gone!"

"What's gone?" Gary asked.

Pit turned the Pokémon Trainer. He wanted to tell them of the note, but then they might suspect Link. He shook his head, "It's nothing. I just lost something that Palutena gave me."

"Oh…" they both said not believing him.

Fox groaned. Now he was keeping things from his friends now. How dangerous was this stalker and how could this stalker change Pit for the worse?


Sonic came back to the room much later as a big scolding from Samus. Sheik only told the blonde mainly because she was the other female beside Zelda that should no about something like this. Sheik was of course a male but was assumed a female by most of the Smashers and only a few knew that this she was a he, and the reason for this is while there are many assumption theories about Sheik and how Sheik is just Zelda in disguise, Sheik explained that he is indeed another person that shared the same body as Zelda. This confusing explanation was why he didn't want anyone to know. Sonic had learned that Sheik was a he today though.

After the big lecture, Peach kindly offered to walk him back to his room. At first Sonic was very reluctant to have the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom walk him, but eventually gave up after so much of her pleading. Samus gave him a glare which scared the hedgehog greatly. She wasn't trying to scare him to the point of him shivering again, but she was trying to tell him that if he tried anything with Peach again, that he would be busted.

When the two arrived at the door though, it seemed like Pit and Ash got into a fight about the Pokémon Trainer going through his stuff.

"I don't look through your porn so stay from my stuff!" they heard Pit yell.

"What? Where is your porn stash Ash? I'm throwing it away!" Gary shouted upon hearing that word that set him on fire.

"I told you I didn't look through it!"

"So are you suggesting that Gary did?"

"No!"

"Where is the porn?"

"You have no permission to look through my porn Gary!"

"And you have no permission to invade my drawer!"

"Just shut up…" Fox managed to mumble out.

Peach turned to Sonic and smiled nervously, "Quite lively are they?"

"Yeah...wonder what it's about."

"Are you going to find out?"

"No…"


The argument lasted for fifteen minutes before it ended with Ash having a black eye, a bloody nose and his doushinji mangas being thrown out the window. Peach left in order to avoid the conflict leaving the annoyed hedgehog with his friends. Sonic groaned as he walked into the room and went straight for bed. They finally noticed him when they heard a big thumb coming from the bed.

"You were in here Sonic?" Pit asked.

"I was here for a long time!" Sonic shouted.

"…And we didn't notice…"

"Idiots! I'm going to sleep! It's late anyway."

"But it's not-"

Ash was cut off when Pit through the towel at him telling him to wipe his nose with it before taking it to the laundry matt. The Pokémon Trainer mumbled something before he walked off. Gary questioned about his pajamas and Pit pointed to Ash's closest.

"Unlike me, he has plenty of things to wear."

"But you seem like the fashionable type."

"Not really."

Pit glanced back at Sonic. He already fell asleep. The angel smiled at his sleeping figure. The hedgehog seemed so peaceful when he was sleeping. Fox could feel the calm aura around the angel. It confused him because a few minutes ago he was giving off this dark aura and then it went back to his angelic side.

Ash barged into the room complaining about Mario scolding him again for asking Peach to do the laundry. Gary shushed him and pointed to the snoozing hedgehog.

"He gets it easy now," Ash said with a sigh.

"He's going through a hard time Ash," Pit told him in a serious tone, "The least we can do is comfort him and help him recover."

"Yeah but…

"He can talk to Peach now."

"She's easy to talk to."

"True."

Ash yawned, "Well, it's getting late so I'm done for the night."

"But what about the tour?" Gary questioned.

"The tour is tomorrow morning Gary. I'll show you around so you don't get lost…"

"Ashy…"

Pit turned around upon realizing that Ash was stripping his boyfriend in front of him. The angel went under the blankets as soon as possible to avoid all possible nudity scenes between them. Sonic was asleep so he didn't have to worry. Fox just asked for something to cover himself with. Ash ended up throwing his hat at him.

"Use that if you don't want to see us," Ash told him.

That's not what I meant.

Pit wished he had ear plugs. He could hear the sweet talk between the two and he was very disgusted by it. He heard the two get into that single bed and began kissing each other. Pit shut his eyes. They had no manners at all!

Fox was just as disturbed. He refused to turn their way and tell them to stop that instant. He wasn't that nosy though, but if this was what he would have to tolerate then he was leaving the room regardless of his circumstance.

More moaning and groaning was heard. There was a slight temptation to look now, but Pit stayed to his angelic side. When the moaning and groaning was getting louder though, he started to get really pissed off. Upon hearing Gary scream in delight though, Pit took shoe from the floor and threw it at Ash's head knocking him off of his partner. The Pokémon Trainer was moaning in pain now.

"You better stop that right now! Some people are trying to sleep!" Pit told them before laying back in his pillow.

"Nice one…" Fox mumbled to him hoping the brunette would hear.

"It sure was," Pit replied.

The two Pokemon Trainers couldn't continue for the rest of the night because Gary was too embarrassed to continue and Ash was pissed off at his roommate. Sonic slept through the whole thing. Even though everything was quiet, Pit was annoyed that because of their attempt at having sex made him hard and now he had no hope of being able to jack off without anyone waking up so he was forced to live with the burn in his crotch area.


Pit couldn't sleep for the rest of the night. Half of it was because of his erection but the other half was him thinking about the stolen black rose and the note. If someone gave that to the Master Hand, then Link would be suspected. The angel couldn't allow the Hero of Hyrule to be suspected after many years of being a Smasher.

"Great. Now I'm becoming passionate for him…" Pit murmured. Using that word passionate in this sentence though was not a good idea.

"What are you talking about?"

Pit frowned, "Aren't you supposed to be asleep Fox?"

"I can't sleep either. Had a lot on my mind."

"Hope it has nothing to do with me."

"It doesn't. I was just thinking about Falco."

"He's safe," Pit told him simply, "Li wouldn't hurt him or the others."

Fox eyed the angel. His suspicions were correct, "So I was right."

Pit didn't seem to be listening to him. He seemed to be staring off into space and just blurted it out not realizing what he just said. Upon hearing Fox's voice, he turned to the fox confused, "What?"

Realizing that Pit didn't hear what he just said, he said nothing.

A low moan broke the silence between the two. They turned to see Sonic twisting and turning on the bed. He was having a nightmare of all things. The angel got out of his bed and shook the hedgehog awake.

"Sonic, what's wrong?" Pit asked him in a worried tone.

Sonic looked at his surroundings and shivered again. He looked like he was about to cry. Pit didn't need to know what the nightmare about.

"He came back…" Sonic managed to say, "And he killed everyone and did it to me again…I couldn't…"

"Don't say anymore Sonic."

"But what happens if he comes back and-"

"You told me Knuckles killed him right?"

Sonic nodded his head slowly.

"Then he can't come back for you."

"But…"

Pit sighed as he climbed into the bed with Sonic scaring the hedgehog.

"I'm not going to hurt you. I'm going to help you get back to sleep."

"That won't happen. I can't…"

Pit wrapped his arms around the hedgehog like a dotting mother. His whole body warmed Sonic's instantly. He calmed down eventually but still looked like he was about to cry.

"He's not going to come back and even if he does, I'll protect you."

Sonic glanced at the angel with pleading eyes, "You promise?"

"Cross my heart."

"Thanks Pit…I…"

Pit shushed him as he started to sing a soothing melody. When he sung, his angel wings glowed as bright as a firefly. Both animals were amazed at the imagine they were seeing. When the angel started singing, Sonic felt very sleepy and fell asleep during the chorus of the song. Once Sonic was out cold, Pit stopped singing and his wings stopped glowing.

"That song…" Fox began was interrupted by the angel.

"The song is called Melodies of Life. Palutena taught me this song when I was really young."

Fox was confused. His goddess taut him how to sing such a lovely song and not his mother?

"What about your mother?"

"Palutena is my mother."

"Huh?"

"Not in that way I mean. She's my foster mother. My own mother couldn't care less about me," he said darkly.

Fox was stunned. His mother didn't care about an angel like him?

"I'm sorry Pit."

"It's not your fault. I couldn't stand her anyway. I'm glad she's gone."

"How could you say that to the mother that gave birth to you?"

"She didn't want to have me at all!"

"Then why didn't she-"

"You are forbidden to kill your own child in Angel Land. If you did then you went to Hell."

"Pit I didn't-"

"It doesn't matter. I'm going to bed now. Wake me up when the sun's out."

"Pit!"

The angel ignored the little fox and laid on Sonic's pillow and fell asleep beside him.

Fox frowned. Nobody seem to know much about Pit at all. Maybe the stories of angels were really false. He couldn't get anything out of him right now. He would have to try again later.

Why are teens so difficult?


Fox didn't have to wake the teens up because someone knocked on the door when the sun was up. It was around 7:27 in the morning though.

The first one to hear the door was Ash. Since he didn't get enough sleep, he proceeded to fall back asleep when that person continued to knock on the door. Annoyed by it, Gary kicked him off the bed telling him to get the door which annoyed the heck out of him. His ass was still hurting from last night even though they didn't get to finish because of a certain angel. He put his pajamas on and opened the door. He was surprised.

"Link, what are you doing here so early in the morning?" Ash asked grumpily.

"I had to talk to someone. It's very urgent," he said.

Satoshi noticed that he was nervous about something. The Pokémon Trainer decided to wake up his roommates since his eyes looked pleading.

It took ten minutes and twenty seconds to wake everyone up. Sonic seemed better than he was last night, but Pit didn't though. He looked like a zombie and proceeded to go back to sleep. Fox wouldn't let him as he jumped on his head and wagged his tail in front of his nose hoping to get him back up. The angel ended up sneezing. The fox managed to avoid the blow.

"Took you long enough."

"Stupid Fox…"

Sonic gave the angel a smile. The angel saw this and smiled back.

"Thanks for helping me last night," he whispered.

"Don't mention it."

Ash explained to them that Link was outside their door wanting to talk to everyone about something important. Pit really didn't want to listen to Link's problems but he had no choice.

They allowed Link in after Gary puts Ash's pajamas on. He seemed even more nervous than he was at the door.

"So what's so important?" Ash asked bluntly.

It might be about that note… Pit thought to himself.

"Is it about the fight you had with Zelda?" Gary accidentally blurted out.

"Gary!"

"Whoops!"

Link shook his head, "I knew you two and Saki were listening to us."

"What happened?"

"It was stupid. I said something to piss her off and now she's not talking to me."

"What was the secret?" Ash asked wanting the exact details.

"I think I might be gay…" he confessed.

Ten seconds of silence…twenty seconds…thirty seconds…a minute…

"WHAT?"

"Congratulations!" Ash cheered as he raised his hands high in the air, "So whose the lucky guy?"

"That's the problem! I think it had to do with Peach's cooking! I swear it!"

"Blame it on her will you?" Sonic asked.

"You know, she does put love potions in her cooking every now and then…" Pit mumbled.

"True," Fox said.

Fox witnessed the love potion effect head on last year when Bowser stole Peach's cookies that she made for Mario. Instead he fell in love with Mario! The plumber had to hide away for a week until the potion wore off on the King of Koopas. Once it wore off though, Mario beat the crap out of him the next day. Those two were the victims of Peach's cooking which is why the Smashers left Zelda to the cooking. The story passed on to the newcomers of Brawl.

"Who is it?" Ash asked again.

"…Ganondorf…"


Me: TBC with 11559 words. Notes!

1. When you think of the dark hallway, think of how creepy the hallways were in Luigi's Mansion but instead of ghosts that looked funny, think of scary spirits and dead souls. The dark hallway will be called Yami hallway after this chapter. This hallway will play a huge part later.

2. In Sonic Underground, Sonic's uncle would call Sonic sunny-boy.

3. Hajimari no Kiseki is the Steel Angel Kurumi 0 (OVA) opening. In that series, the robot girls are much older and I think there is a marriage at the end of the series, but I'm not sure since I can't find that series online. Oh! I figured out the song translate to My First Kiss.

4. Melodies of Life is the song that Garnet sings in Final Fantasy IX. I think this song will play a big role later since the meaning of the song is so deep.

Me: I'm going to ramble about Brawl now.

Yohko: If you don't want to listen to her talk about Brawl, stop reading right now and review. Otherwise…continue.

Me: Well I got all the characters, stages, masterpieces and modes now. I'm trying to get all the Sonic the Hedgehog trophies since they are SO rare. I lost the Knuckles trophy in the coin launcher because of my stepsister. (Fucking bitch.)

My sister came over yesterday and Brawled with us. I played Toon Link, my stepsister was Pit, my sister was Wolf and the computer was Lucario. We were playing on teams and I teamed up with my stepsister. We downloaded this stage online called Tails (since it looks like him) and I lost with Toon Link! I was talking about Ike and Pit being together to my sister and I accidentally pushed down on the controller and I fell through the floor on the very bottom (which was the tail of Tails) and I couldn't get back up. That was my big screw up and I didn't screw up there, we would have won. I knocked out the computer with no help from Jessica sadly. She was attacking Erica. Man, I'm still mad about that screw up.

Yohko: I laugh at you for that screw up.

Me: Then I made this stage called Peppermint Palace which is based on the Kirby stage in Kirby and the Amazing Mirror. That stage is so fun that I might post it on Super Smash Brothers World. It's basically all ice. The battle takes place mostly on the bottom. On the bottom left is a conveyer belt that leads to the ladder that you climb to a higher floor. Below it though are spikes and you're technically doomed if you fall there. In the middle of the bottom area, there are these four moving platforms that are completely synced. The right bottom part is where all the fighting takes place. There are four springs there with ice on the top of them and a ladder to the right. It's aerial combat there as you bounce on the springs. It's also the best place to avoid Final Smash Moves. The rest of the stage is ice and you just run away from your opponents. The stage was made for Pit, Meta Knight, Kirby, and Ice Climbers as Pit, Meta Knight, and Kirby can fly away easily and can hit many aerial attacks before they bounce on the spring again and the Ice Climbers can't slide on that stage. Slow characters, characters with low jumps and the PK boys (Ness and Lucas) don't do well since they have to chase their opponents around. The Star Fox characters don't do well on this stage either since their tank cannot reach the bottom without the risk of getting killed. The best Smashers are those that you don't have to aim and Wario and Snake as Wario can chase people down with his move and do a lot of damage in the process and Snake because he can aim his attack at everyone. The attacks that aim straight doesn't work well because the stage is huge and they might miss. DDD's Final Smash doesn't do well because depending on where he stands will determine where his henchmen pop up. I avoided them all by standing in one spot.

Yohko: That's a lot of info.

Me: I'm going to post it online remember. It's when I don't know. My account on Super Smash Brothers World is IkexPitforever. (I changed my favorite pairing now.)

There were three battles I want to talk about. One was on that lava stage (forgot the name). I was Sonic, my stepsister was Toon Link, my sister was Mario and the computer was Bowser. We all thought that Bowser would be easy…WE WERE WRONG! Bowser nearly killed us all. My sister managed to knock him off. We were all down to our last life. I was fighting my sister and she said "You don't belong here Sonic!" When she said that, I took the Smash Ball and got Mario first before I got Toon Link. I looked at her and asked, "You were saying?" And Sonic said "Hey we should do this again sometime." I really suck with Sonic.

The second battle was on another stage I made called Spring Pain since all there is a platform on the top for normal Brawling, the middle with springs for aerial combat and the bottom with spikes if you were stupid enough to fall through the springs. I was Jigglypuff, my sister was Yoshi, my stepsister was Pit and the computer was Ganondorf and my sister kept trying to knock me off since she hates the Pokémon. It was so funny because we were all fighting in the middle where the springs were and we were laughing because we were just attacking the person closest to us and we all went bouncing. Pit was out first sadly. And whenever I got the Smash Ball, Erica would always scream "RUN AWAY! THE FAT BALLOON IS GETTING BIGGER!" I won that match but I had to use the Wall of Pain to knock out my sister. My stepsister was in last place because Ganondorf kept knocking her off. That one was fun but my eyes hurt from that one.

The final battle was my stage Bounce because it's a box and you fight inside it. I was Peach, my stepsister was Sonic my sister was Wolf and the computer was Fox. I did absolutely nothing in that fight. I just pissed everyone off by throwing vegetables and taunting. When the computer was taken out, Wolf and Fox tried to gang up on me. I saw right through that and I was always between them so whenever my sister attacked, she would hit my stepsister and vise versa. This resulted in my stepsister getting out first and then I knocked out my sister with the tennis racket. It was so funny because I did the taunt where Peach was like 'La-la-la-la-la-la." When it showed the results Peach was like "Oh, did I win?" and I copied her to piss off my sister. She was so mad and called Peach a witch like she always does. That was our last game though which made things even more funnier.

That's my Brawl life for this weekend. Anyway, I'm done talking. I'll try to update the next chapter soon. I'll see you people then. Remember, I'm still waiting for someone to draw some scenes on DA for me. My account is GintaxAlvissforever but I'll change it later. Ja ne!

So besides grammar, there was nothing much...except adding the fact that Pit got a boner because I'm surprised he wasn't turned on. And just for you guys to remember that Zelda would be pissed off at Link not because he's gay but because he's been keeping something like this a secret and that does affect the relationship. That's it...