Melanie tapped on the glass. "What's this?"

Miltia called out from behind her. "Don't touch that, it's not worth it. No one remembers this story anyway."

Melanie grinned, reaching around the glass. "Ah, I see. It's a camera. Come off it, Miltia. Of course people remember. And you know what? It's about time we had a glorious return." She picked up the camera and started rolling.

Standing at the top of the monumental spires of Beacon Academy, arms outstretched to heaven, Ozpin watches over all that transpires. Leaping from the pointy pinnacle, the wonderfully wise old professor lands with a tremendous crash in the midst of a crowd of dazed and confused students.

I look out upon you and all that I see

Is a roiling mass of wasted energy

But I'm going to bend the rules just this one time

Prepare yourself for battle or else you will die

Bursts of fire launch to the skies behind Ozpin as he continues.

Pay no heed to the man behind the curtain

Dig too deep and I'll be handing out a hurtin'

I'm the master planner, time tickin' like clockwork

Headmaster of Beacon, you gotta know there's job perks

If you kids want to step up and take me on

Then bring it on cause I'm waiting, Jaune

Not so cocky now when you're facing the master

Battle me, Miss Nikos, you're headed for disaster

And Blake don't you even start to think

I didn't know about your White Fang link

And Jaune, listen here, your mother called

She thought you wandered into Beacon after she lost you at the mall

Weiss, what's wrong, did I make you cry

You didn't get to be leader, it's no wonder why

Maybe your attitude wasn't exactly gold

You're whimpering and whining like you're a week old

Cause it's O to the Z to the P, I, N

Too great for Monty Oum who had to settle for Ren

I could do it but know better than to give Xiao Long a brain

Wonderful Wizard signing off, peace out, say my name

Giving no time for anyone to consider what they had heard, Glynda jumped in.

Say "wicked" if you wonder where's the good witch

Pickin' up the style as I change pitch

Here to bring you pain

Drive you all insane

You're all here against my better judgment so don't go against the grain

Or you'll find yourself in a world of hurt

Crushed under the power I exert

There's no ruby slippers gonna take you home

No yellow brick road leads to parts unknown

This ain't the emerald city, you understand?

Don't need a wand, just a wave of my hand

Put you in your place faster than the Wizard let's on

And don't make me laugh, it scares little girls like Jaune

Port leaps in, adding to the torrent of words.

Step up, girls, cause you're in my class

Beat you all down with a blunderaxe

Taking on monsters since I was a young lad

The teacher who'll clash and sports a smashing mustache

Hah ha!

The door to your success is the words I teach

So never interrupt when I make a speech

I'm a serious man, so I don't take no cheek

And maybe some humility is exactly what you need

Tell you all tales of my adventurous past

Then you'll be real warriors at last

And I'll help you all out if you'll excuse the intrusion

But wait till next time for the exciting conclusion

To top things off, Doctor Oobleck appears in rapid fire fashion.

Watch me bring it to a close

With my crazy flame throws

Talk, I'm the man who knows

How to make the facts exposed

Everybody thinks that my way is absurd

When I talk about how my weapon is words

But I get respect now when I show to tear it down

Here to teach you all a lesson, crash into the center of town

Expert on the now cause I learn from the past

And I can teach you how to get higher in the cast

I've been sitting in the back just waiting to let fly

Pressing on the attack and I make you wonder why

Why the Roosters would induce

Such an incredible brain

Set loose the caboose

And trash the whole train

Smash into the action so no one can deny

That I'm a bigger player than the R.W.B.Y.

And from the shadows, the rage-filled eyes of Adam Taurus startles even the most Cardin-y of students.

None can compare to the aura I've built

The mystery that surrounds me, now hush

Keep quiet, or I'll make a Ruby Rose Wilt

And in the same second I make Blake Blush

Cause I'm the masked man, Adam

And when they see me they go "AAH! DAMN!"

You see me and you can't believe it

But you've been waiting all year and need it

No bull, cause I'm here at long last

And now the show is gonna be a blast

We're doing this the hard way now

And these students can't ever take me down

I hear you asking if I fear the teachers or even the Grimm

And I know who you're talking about, but what about them?

I'm the sickest in the flows and rhymes and the beats

So when this is all over, you'll listen to me

Melanie finally stops rolling, because she hit the bottom of the hill. She looks up at a newer, shinier, more amazing camera than ever before, smiling at the audience. "Who won? Who do you think should be in the next one?"

Miltia steps up behind her sister. "And what do you think should happen in the new episodes of RubyRolled!, now updating weekly?"

And together they say. "But above all else, welcome back!"