Captain Falcon's Plan

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Brawl or any of the characters. I only own Sun-Wong, Isaak, Himeno, Roger, Aqua, Mcenche, and Pepper.

Summary: Captain Falcon reveals to Ash that he's throwing a karaoke party to brighten everyone's spirits and asks him to keep it a secret it from everyone. Ash isn't that good at keeping secrets though. Will he ruin everything? And Fox realizes something about Sonic that he never realized before.

Chapter 13: Captain Falcon's Plan

The three Smashers decided not to make their appearance to Captain Falcon. They decided that would go their separate ways at the moment until Pit felt like letting them back in the room.

Ash went to visit Gary in the infirmary while Sonic and Fox would visit Peach.

When Ash got to the infirmary, he saw that Gary and Dr. Mario were busy taking care of Isaac and Saki.

"Are they going to be okay?" Ash asked them.

Dr. Mario stopped what he was doing to take a quick glance at the Pokémon Trainer. "Isaac will be fine. He suffered a few bat bites and inhaled very little poison but we treated him. He'll wake up eventually. Saki on the other hand is another story…"

Ash stared at the assassin who Gary was treating. He was as pale as a ghost. The electrocardiogram showed Saki's heart rate was very low.

"He suffered more injuries than Isaac. It seems like his sword wounds are deeper than expected. It might take days for him to wake up, but if he really is a half-demon, then he'll wake up a few hours after Isaac."

"I still can't believe that that Pit look alike would do something as horrible as this…" Gary mumbled.

If only you knew about Pit and Lived, you wouldn't say that. Ash thought to himself.

"We have to stop him before someone else gets hurt!"

Ash nodded his head slowly. He didn't agree. From what Pit described, Li seemed to be the person that one could talk to.

Maybe I should tell Gary…maybe not…

Pit continued to sob over the story he told. It was too much for him to remember all the good times with Li. He should be happy that Li came back and was alive somehow but he wasn't. He couldn't recognize him. Li was never this violent and he would never hurt any of Pit's friends. He even went as far as ordering some thugs to rape Sonic.

He's not the Li I know. Pit told himself over and over again. Li isn't that sadistic!

There was a sudden knock at the door. At first Pit thought it was Sonic or Ash coming back to check up on him. That wasn't the case.

"Come in…" he mumbled.

The door opened and the Smasher came into the room.

"I wanted to check to see how you were doing."

Pit glanced at the window making sure that the Smasher couldn't see him crying, "I'm fine Ike. I just need to be left alone."

Ike sighed, "Are you this hard headed?"

"Not always."

"…Where is everyone?"

"I told them about Li and me and then I kicked them out."

"I can see why your crying."

"Who said I was crying?"

Pit could deny that he wasn't crying all he wanted. He still had tears flowing down his eyes.

"How important was Li to you back then?" Ike asked as he sat next to Pit on his bed.

The angel turned away from the bluenette, "It's none of your business, and if you're thinking that we had a romantic relationship then you're wrong!"

"I never assumed anything. It's just that from all the notes he sent, it seems that he loves you more than a friend."

Pit said nothing. It came to mind that Li liked him more than friend ever since they met but he only assumed it was brotherly. If he likes me that way…why didn't I realize it back then?...because I assumed he liked Isaak...

Ike tried to read Pit's expression. When they first met, it was easy for him to tell what the angel was thinking, but now, he couldn't read him ever since this shit started.

"Pit…"

"I really need to be alone."

Ike shook his head. He wouldn't leave Pit alone. The angel knew that. He stood up and walked over to the window and opened it.

"Pit, what are you-"

"If you won't leave then I'll leave instead…" Pit told him.

The angel spread his wings and flew off. Ike assumed that he flew to the rooftop where those who couldn't fly couldn't reach.

Pit, why are you shutting everyone out? Ike asked himself.

The angel's thoughts when he left Ike in his room were. I'm sorry Ike.

Ash left the infirmary mainly because he couldn't stand being in the quiet environment. He bumped into Link in the hallway and asked why he was heading to the infirmary.

"I wanted to see if Isaac and Saki were okay," Link lied.

Ash could tell that he wasn't visiting to see them. The Pokémon Trainer rolled his eyes and told him, "Whatever. Go see Grampadorf but chances are that he's back in the dark area of the mansion."

The Hero of Time glared at the Pokémon Trainer, "I'm not going to visit that bastard!"

"Sure whatever."

Before Link could say anymore, Ash sped off. He was going to get find out what Captain Falcon was planning. It looked entertaining in his eyes.

Sure enough, Ash saw Captain Falcon brining more party stuff in the room. He decided to make an appearance.

"What are you doing Captain Falcon?" Ash asked as he walked in. He saw that the disco ball replaced the chandelier. Most of the tables were on the side where food would be placed. The only thing that needed a little touch up was the speakers and stage.

Captain Falcon and the assist trophies turned to Ash in shock.

"What are you doing here Red?" Captain Falcon asked him.

"That's what I want to know."

Stafy suddenly crashed into Ash and they both tumbled over. Shadow came into the soon after.

"I told you not to slide in the hallways," Shadow told the yellow star, "You'll only hit someone."

The star hopped off of the Pokémon Trainer and pouted, "But you do it all the time!"

"…It's called skating all your life."

"…Isn't skating for girls though?"

"-red vein- No."

The two noticed Ash afterwards before looking at Captain Falcon.

"What now? Someone found out."

Ash sat up and asked, "What do you mean?"

Captain Falcon frowned, "I was planning to throw a party to brighten everyone's spirits. This stalker and the Smasher's disappearing is getting everyone in the blue and that won't do here."

"What type of party is it?"

"A karaoke party," he answered.

Ash's eyes widened, "REALLY?"

Shadow sighed, "We were planning this, but now that you stuck your nose in where it doesn't belong, it's kind of ruined."

Ash frowned, "I won't tell anyone if it's a surprise."

There was a long pause between the Pokémon Trainer and the others. Kat and Ana who were in the room painting a message on a banner started laughing.

"What's so funny?" Ash asked as he shook his fist at the two girls.

"You? Keeping a secret? That's a new one!" Kat laughed.

Ash's face turned bright red from both anger and embarrassment, "I won't tell anyone! I promise."

"Then good luck keeping it from Snake," Ana warned.

Ash was confused, "Why?"

"Because it's Snake we're talking about," Shadow said quickly, "You'll figure out eventually. Now get out before someone else walks by."

Before Ash could say anymore, Shadow and Stafy tackled him out of the room. They slam the door to the ballroom.

"Sheesh…this must be really important if they didn't want anyone to find out…" Ash mumbled.

As he proceeded to leave, he heard something explode in the ballroom. He sweat dropped as he heard a long stream of curse words coming from Barbara ranging from the f word to the s word.

"Calm down Barbara! We'll get the Chaotix to fix the sound system!" Shadow yelled.

"If they don't come in ten fucking minutes then I'm blowing this joint!"

Ash tiptoed away as the yelling continued.

Fox groaned. He didn't like Peach's room one bit. It was too girly for his taste. Sonic told him that he had the same reaction but got used to it in that hour he spent with Peach when Wario and Waluigi attacked him and Pit.

What Sonic and Peach were talking about was one of those stories where she was kidnapped by Bowser and Mario would rescue her. Some of them had the same ending but the one she was talking about was when she had to rescue Mario and Luigi from Bower and his henchmen.

"And then what happened?" Sonic asked. He was interested in this story only because it was talking about Mario being the damsel in distress.

"The battle with Bowser was rather easy," Peach continued, "With my umbrella, I was able to defeat him with ease. Since you already know Bowser is in love with me and didn't want me injured, he didn't attack most of the time. He just pounding on poor Mario. I swear he needs to think of something smarter if he wants to beat me or Mario."

"No wonder you're one of the best Smashers here," Sonic praised.

Peach waved her hands in front of her face, "Not at all. I just like people underestimating me so they can pay dearly later."

"That's a good strategy."

"You would think Pit would have the same strategy as well."

"I know, right!"

Fox rubbed his temples. Why was Sonic acting like Peach now? Was it because of the conversation or because of the room…or something else all together.

"Peach, did you know that Captain Falcon is planning something in the ballroom?" Sonic asked her.

"No, what is he planning?"

"I don't know, but there were a lot of speakers in the room. I saw a disco ball on the ceiling too…"

"It must be a karaoke party of some sort," Peach replied.

"Karaoke?" Fox asked.

"It's where someone sings onstage," Peach explained, "You might not have one in your world Fox."

"No, I'm too busy zipping around the galaxy to have time for things like that," Fox admitted.

"There was one in the Superstar mall…" Sonic mumbled.

The two Smashers didn't seem to hear the blue hedgehog. Sonic was glad they didn't.

"If Falcon is planning one though, then I can't wait to hear the best of the best sing," Peach said with a smile.'

"Count me out…" Sonic said.

"My voice will ruin everything…" Fox added.

"I don't think so Fox," Peach told him, "I'm sure you would be able to sing an Alvin and the Chipmunks song."

"Not without Falco or Wolf."

"True."

"If you would sink one of those songs, I bet you would sing Theodore's solo."

Fox glared at the princess, "Why would I be him?"

"Because you're the nice one of the three," Sonic told him, "Wolf is a jerk so he would be Alvin and Falco is somewhat intelligent and he would be Simon."

"You guys got it mixed up…"

Both Smashers laughed. Fox couldn't help but smile. Despite the situation they were all involved in, Peach still found a way to make someone smile. That someone being Sonic. Sure Pit and Ash could make him smile even after the rape incident, but for the princess to do it was simply smashing. She wasn't as close to him as the two teens but she got him to laugh.

And he should continue to laugh and smile. Fox told himself.

Fox jumped off Sonic's shoulder to rest on Peach's shoulder. That way he could see Sonic's face. One glance at the hedgehog's face could he come to simple a fact. Sonic had a cute face when he smiled.

Fox felt his cheeks lit up. Don't have those thoughts Fox McCloud! Sonic's only a kid!

"Fox," Sonic began, "Is something wrong?"

Upon hearing the hedgehog's voice, he snapped out of his thoughts, "Nope. Nothing at all!"

"You jumped off my shoulder and moved to Peach's. Is there something wrong with mine?"

"OF COURSE NOT!"

Fox cursed at himself for hopping off of Sonic's shoulder.

"Okay. You don't need to yell."

Peach giggled. Fox couldn't tell what the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom was thinking.

"Sonic," Peach began, "Could you get me something in the bathroom?"

"Sure princess. What is it?" Sonic asked. Fox was surprised that he addressed her as 'princess'.

"It's a sweet pea perfume bottle. I need it for something," Peach said with her usual grin.

"That I can get."

Sonic zoomed off into the bathroom. While it wouldn't take him that long to find one perfume body, Fox could tell that he and Peach would have a long talk.

"Why do you need that?" Fox questioned her.

"We're getting rid of Sonic," she replied, "I need to ask you something important."

Fox jumped off of her shoulder and into the palm of her hand which she held out in front of her.

"Now tell me what you were thinking when you were staring at Sonic?" she asked.

"W-What? I wasn't staring at him!"

"The only reason you moved was for one of these two things. One: You wanted to look at Sonic. Two: You wanted to smell my watermelon perfume."

"How about three? None of the above."

Peach grinned, "You're in denial."

"No I'm not! Why would I like a kid when I have Falco…damn!"

Peach's eyes widen, "So you two were going out last year."

Fox's cheek turned bright pink, "And what if we were?"

"You hid it very well from everyone unlike Roy who couldn't even stand one minute alone without Marth."

Fox let out a huge sigh, "Well if we revealed that we were in love then Master Hand would have punished us like he did with Roy."

"I still think that kicking Roy out of the Brawl lineup was unfair and immature."

"When you think about it now it is."

"Master Hand hasn't punished Pit or Ike for liking each other."

"It's so obvious that they like each other…so why isn't he…"

"I'm back!" Sonic shouted with a perfume bottle in hand, "It took a while but I found it in that deep aroma."

Fox quickly crawled up to Peach's shoulder again. The princess of the Mushroom Kingdom smiled brightly at the hedgehog, "Thank you Sonic."

Sonic handed the bottle over to her and asked, "So what's it for?"

"That's my secret."

Fox glanced back at Sonic again. While he only intended to look at him for a second, he ended up staring at him for a few minutes gazing at his body from head to toe (shoe). The longer he stared, the stronger this sudden feeling in his heart emerged.

What's going on? Why am I having these thoughts? Fox asked himself.

Peach noticed that Fox was stiffening on her shoulder. She grinned evilly as she took him of her shoulder forcefully and handed him to Sonic, "I think it's best if Fox goes back to you."

Sonic frowned, "Don't force him."

"I'm not," she said with that evil smile.

Sonic was unaffected by it but he reluctantly took Fox in his arms and held him close to his chest. Bad move. That feeling that Fox had remained in his system. He was too close to the hedgehog for comfort. Fox felt blessed but at the same time shocked and disappointed in himself.

I can't believe that I might actually stoop this low… Fox thought to himself.

He slowly glanced back at the princess. He looked at the bottle. His eyes widened. On the bottle read love potion on it…or so he thought.

DAMN YOU PEACH!

"Fox, are you okay?" Sonic asked the leader of Star Fox.

While Sonic was only asking in an innocent tone, Fox thought he asked him in a seductive tone. He frowned. God must hate me…

Fox ended up collapsing in Sonic's arms confusing the hedgehog greatly.

"HEY! Don't pass out on me Fox! FOX!"

As the assist trophies predicted, Ash was so close to exposing Captain Falcon's plan to the next person he bumped into which was Luigi who didn't seem to notice that the Pokémon Trainer was hiding something from him.

The next person was Snake and keeping secrets from him wasn't going to be easy. He had a serious look on his face.

"Where is Captain Falcon?" he asked in gruff tone.

"He's…" Ash stopped for a minute before saying, "Out."

"…Do you think I would fall for lame excuses?" he asked.

"Uh…"

"Where is he?"

Ash couldn't keep the secret for long. Unless what he said next worked, then he was screwed. He took a deep breathe and said, "Captain Falcon took a camera and went to Samus' room to take pictures of her naked. There! Are you happy now?"

There was ten minute pause between the two. If Ash moved, he would be shot by Snake's grenade launcher or worse.

Snake took out his grenade launcher and walked past the Pokémon Trainer without saying anymore. Ash sweatdropped.

Captain Falcon might be dead but at least I kept the secret.

Team Chaotix did come and fix the speaker and stage while they were at it at the cost of 200 dollars. The reason it was so pricey was mainly because the Smashers were rich just living in it. Captain Falcon ended up paying.

"If your equipment ever breaks down again, you know who to call," the leader Vector the crocodile told him.

"And don't come back…" Shadow mumbled.

"We don't intend to," Espio the chameleon told him.

"But I want to go to the party though!" Charmy bee whined.

"If it's okay with Falcon," Vector said.

Captain Falcon smiled, "It's an honor for you guys to come."

"Sweet!" Charmy cheered.

"On no…" Espio muttered.

Damn. Shadow thought to himself.

"All we need is the food," Barbara told them, "And Tingle will bring it tomorrow."

"Good. Then mopping the floor is all that's left," Falcon announced.

The music was not needed because Barbara had every CD which had almost every song on it. She was that obsessed with music.

"Shadow and Stafy will do it," Kat and Ana said at the same time.

"Why me?" Shadow asked already knowing the answer.

"Because you guys skate," Ana said sweetly.

"Hurry up and get started!" Kat yelled.

"Brat…"

He wouldn't allow Kat to continue yelling at him because he already zoomed off and came back with a mop in hand. He started to mop the floor. Stafy used his feet to mop the floor. Both looked like they were ice skating on the clean surface.

"Shadow seems to be enjoying himself," Vector stated.

"He should be. Ever since the incident with Sonic…he really hasn't been having a good time…" Captain Falcon admitted.

The Chaotix were silenced. All of them learned of Sonic's condition and felt sorry for him. They couldn't even comfort the blue hero since they weren't even allowed in the mansion and here was Captain Falcon allowing them inside the mansion at the risk of getting punished by Master Hand.

"All I know is this," Captain Falcon began as he glanced at the disco ball, "I'll make everyone smile tomorrow night and have a great time. Just like the old times."

With that said he walked out of the ballroom leaving the Chaotix behind.

Captain Falcon should have stayed in the ballroom because after he closed the door and started heading toward the assist trophy area, he was tackled by a certain mercenary and started getting beaten up by him.

"How dare you take advantage of Samus…" Snake said in a low dangerous tone.

The racer was confused, "What are you talking about?"

"You heard me! You took advantage of Samus and then ran off did you?"

"…I have no idea what you're talking about. I just got out of my room and heading over to the assist trophy side to see by buddy Goroh? Is that a crime? I didn't even go near Samus room!"

Snake didn't punch Falcon again after that. He mumbled a quick apology as he walked away murmuring something about murdering Red for lying.

As soon as Snake was gone, Captain Falcon got up and shouted, "DAMN YOU RED!"

Somewhere else in the mansion, Ash sneezed twice.

Not good. Ash thought to himself. Don't think about that now. Worry about your next opponent.

Ash looked on the list to see who he was fighting next. His eyes widened.

"Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKEEEEEE!"

Me: TBC with 3798 words.

Yohko: Poor Ash.

Me: He's screwed. He should NEVER lie to Snake. Now he's going to get it. I obviously removed the battle scene between the two because it would be funny for Ash to panic instead. Notes!

1. Grampadorf is a name that my stepsister and I came up with since he's so old like 400. The other one we thought of was Ganondork because he's a bad guy and bad guys don't learn their lesson.

2. This is reference to Super Princess Peach. I wonder how fun that game is for the damsel in distress to save the heroes.

3. Superstar mall is referring to the game Sega Superstar Tennis. I think the Sega cast will appear later.

I don't have much to say about Brawl or anything, so please review. Ja ne!

Nothing much was changed beside grammar, the usual Satoshi to Ash and Shigeru to Gary thing. And I changed Ash from saying, "Oh no Snake" to the funny line when Snake gets a game over.