Karaoke Party

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Brawl or any of the characters. I only own Sun-Wong, Isaak, Himeno, Roger, Aqua, Mcenche, and Pepper. I also don't own any of the lyrics to any song that is yet to come.

Summary: Captain Falcon starts the karaoke party the next night and everyone is enjoying themselves except a selected few. Songs will be sung. Smashers will be praised or kicked off the stage and others will end up fighting on this fun night. One of these fights though might end with a terrible consequence…

Chapter 14: Karaoke Party


That day past by very quickly for the Smashers.

The next day, Captain Falcon ordered Lakitu and Devil to send invitations to the party to everyone he knew from Princess Daisy to Cream and Rabbit and all of Sonic's friends. He had to choose who he wanted to invite wisely because they would be extremely upset if one of their friends weren't there because of Lived. For this reason, Krystal and the Star Fox/Wolf gang was left out.

The day past on like any other day waiting for Lived to attack the Smashers. He wouldn't tonight though mainly because he wanted to watch from the person he was in body.

While most of the Smashers wasted the day away, Mario and R.O.B. went to the nearest town to buy something. Captain Falcon did tell the plumber and the robot about the party which gave Mario an idea.

"Will you be able to do it?" R.O.B. asked.

Mario said nothing as they continued walking down the streets of the nearest town.

In the infirmary, Isaac was the only one who woke up before the karaoke party. After Dr. Mario and Gary checked to see if he was okay, they dismissed him instantly.

"But I want to stay with Saki," he protested, "It was my fault that he got injured."

Gary shook his head, "Saki will be fine. He's a strong one."

"But his pulse…"

"Is returning to normal."

Isaak frowned. The blonde took one last look at the assassin and left the room. Gary sighed.

Why is Ash always right about who likes who now that he hit puberty? He asked himself.

When the sun finally went down though, Captain Falcon went to the intercom room. He took the megaphone and announced, "Testing…testing! Everyone, please go to the ballroom within ten minutes!"

The Smashers were confused. Why did they need to go to the ballroom now? Did someone disappear?

Ash looked out the window and grinned, "A lot of Toads and Toadettes I see."

"What?"

Pit and Sonic looked through the glass. Their eyes widened. A bunch of Toads and Toadettes were entering the mansion.

"Does Master Hand know about this?" Pit asked the Pokémon Trainer.

"Doubt it."

"…Hey! It's Tails!" Sonic exclaimed.

"Where?"

"Right there, and he's with the Babylon Rouges."

"And I guess they weren't the only special guests here. I see Dawn, Paul, Barry and Brock in the crowd."

Ash pointed to his three friends in the back of the Toads and Toadettes.

"Who is that girl wearing a yellow dress?" Pit asked as he pointed to the princess of Saraland.

"A lot of people we don't know…like that person there."

Fox pointed to a girl that was the height of Kirby but resembled Knuckle Joe in appearance. She even had a gun at her waist. Next to her was a girl with a head hat and paint kit in one hand. Flying above that girl was a fairy with pink hair and innocent smile.

"We should head downstairs to see what is up…" Pit suggested.

The other three Smashers agreed.


"Captain Falcon, what is the meaning of this?" Zelda questioned the racer. She had managed to be the first person in front of the ballroom door where all the Toads and Toadettes awaited.

"Something to cheer everyone up," Captain Falcon answered.

"Does Master Hand know about this?"

"No, but it's better if he didn't."

"You-"

"DAISY! IT'S YOU!"

The Queen of Hyrule noticed the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom run over to the princess of Saraland. The two princesses embraced.

"I missed you!" Peach cried, "It's so lonely without you!"

Daisy chuckled, "I doubt it. You have cool girlfriends here, but with me here tonight, it's going to be a blast!"

The two princesses laughed causing Zelda to sighed.

"At least someone is happy."

"You'll be happy too," Captain Falcon told her.

Something told her that Captain Falcon was wrong about her being happy tonight. In fact, she thought quite the opposite.


Eventually the rest of the Smashers showed up asking the same question that Zelda did. Only a selected few (Kirby, Ash, etc.) did not ask because they were reunited with their friends.

"So what is so important that we all had to come here?" Ike questioned.

"And what's with the mushrooms?" Bowser added, "They're everywhere like the funguses they are!"

Captain Falcon grinned, "The something that was so important was this."

With that said, Falcon did a Falcon Punch on the door opening it. Everyone gasped upon seeing the inside of the ballroom.

"I'M GOING IN FIRST!" ASH was the first one to announce that. He grabbed Gary by the arm and forced him inside.

The inside was beautiful. The disco lights made the floor sparkle. All kinds of food was on the table and most important thing was the speaker was working and the stage was ready to perform on.

Pit lost Sonic as soon as the Toads and Toadettes stormed into the ballroom. You would think that the ballroom would be crowded after they came in, but there was still plenty of room for the Smashers and assist trophies.

Some Smashers did what they would normally do. Kirby, Yoshi, and Wario zoomed over to the table and tried to eat as much of the food as they could digest. The pink fairy who called herself Ribbon tried to stop Kirby from eating too much too soon. The pink puffball wasn't listening to her or Adeleine or Meta Knight.

Ash, Gary, and Pikachu was reunited with all four of their friends as they discussed what happened after Ash took Gary with him back to Smash Brothers Mansion. Ash learned that Pallet Town was now from being repaired but a lot of people are pitching in to help.

Peach and Daisy were catching up with each other about Peach being in Brawl and Daisy ruling her kingdom.

Sonic was with all of his friends to Shadow's dismay. They all came to see if their blue hedgehog was okay. Upon seeing Sonic being able to smile slightly made them happy…except Knuckles who was rather upset that he wasn't the one to make Sonic smile again. Fox noticed this but decided to say nothing. What pissed the leader of Star Fox though was Amy's constant hugging the blue wonder and Jet's attempts to grope the hedgehog. Both scared him but it didn't seem to affect him as much.

Wolf decided to stay in the corner of the ballroom with Lucario and Mewtwo who wanted nothing to do with the party.

Marth and Roy ended up leaving the ballroom mainly because Roy wasn't feeling well. This caused suspicion to Ike. The bluenette decided not to give the couple a problem when they left.

Isaac left to check up on Saki who wasn't in the ballroom.

Mario was waiting for the perfect time to get him and Peach alone so he would pop the question and end the major crush that Bowser had on her.

Link had his sword ready to strike at Ganondorf (who recovered from that painful injury) if he came near him. It upset him that one of the guest happened to be the princess of the Twilight Realm Midna. Link didn't understand why Midna chose to be in her imp form but that may be because she had more freedom to cause chaos at the party than if she was in her normal princess form. Midna saw how nervous he was around the villain and giggled playfully.

Knuckle Joe was reunited with the Star Warrior Sirica. The two talked about their lives in the two different places they lived.

Olimar reunited with his co-worker Louie. They kept silent most of the time as well as protect the Pikmin from getting squashed.

Mr. Game and Watch was probably the only unhappy Smasher. His constant beeps weren't heard from the loud noise. Pit felt sorry for him because he felt that Captain Falcon was planning to bring down the mansion.

Captain Falcon finally gave the speech upon seeing that almost everyone was in the ballroom, "The winner may walk away with a prize of their choice!" Falcon declared.

Pit sighed. I knew it.

He just wants to win Samus. Ike thought.

"There's only one rule…and that is DON'T LET KIRBY OR JIGGLYPUFF GET THE MIKE!"

Everyone laughed except the two puffballs. Jigglypuff puffed herself up and let out her Poke cries at him. Kirby wasn't listening as he was still eating.

"So who's on first?"

Some were raising their hands and shouting that they wanted to go next. Captain Falcon ended up throwing the mike over to Ash.

"Sweet!"

Ash turned to Gary and gave him a wink, "The song I sing is for you."

The Pokémon Researcher blushed causing Barry to laugh at the show of affection. Paul just turned away thinking he wanted to get the fuck out of this place.

Ash ran onto the stage. He was prepared to let everyone know that he loved Gary.

Barbara seemed to know what song Ash was going to sing and turned on the music. The beat was so familiar that everyone knew what he was going to sing.

"For the one I love!" Ash announced.

"She says she's no good with words but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out
"A joke of a romantic" or stuck to my tongue
Weighed down with words too over-dramatic
Tonight it's "it can't get much worse"
Vs. "no one should ever feel like.."

I'm two quarters and a heart down!
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds!
These words are all I have so I'll write them!
So you need them just to get by..."

The crowd went crazy with Ash singing the song so well.

"Dance, Dance!
We're falling apart to half time!
Dance, Dance!
And these are the lives you'd love to lead!
Dance, this is the way they'd love!
If they knew how misery loved me!"

Pit managed to find Ike after that line. Upon finding him, Ike said, "He's good."

The angel smirked, "Nobody knew he could sing."

"You always fold just before you're found out
Drink up its last call...
Last resort!
But only the first mistake and I...

I'm two quarters and a heart down!
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds.
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by...

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine!
You've been saving for his mattress, love!

Dance, Dance!
We're falling apart to half time!
Dance, Dance!
And these are the lives you'd love to lead!
Dance, this is the way they'd love!
If they knew how misery loved me!

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine?
You've been saving for his mattress!
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me~

Dance, Dance!
We're falling apart to half time!
Dance, Dance!
And these are the lives you'd love to lead!

Dance, this is the way they'd love!
Dance, this is the way they'd love!
Dance, this is the way they'd love!
If they knew how misery loved me!

Dance, Dance!
Dance, Dance!
Dance, Dance!
Dance, Dance!"

Upon the song ending, the crowd went wild as they applauded for him.

"I rock!" Ash declared.

That last line ruined it for Gary though. He couldn't help but giggle at how stupid his boyfriend was. Paul on the other hand thought he was a fucking idiot the entire time. Even though Ash's other friends were cheering at his improved singing voice, Ash wasn't going to get any congrats from him.

Ash threw the mike to Ike who gave him a confused look. The Pokémon Trainer got off the stage and went back to his friends. He asked them, "How was that?"

"Beside the end, the song was great," Dawn praised.

"Next time don't praise yourself and maybe I'll consider giving you advice." Paul said harshly.

"HEY!"

Pikachu giggled at his trainer.

"Hey, it's what lover boy was going to say."

"Damn you Paul!"

"I should have brought a video camera…" Barry complained.

The attention turned to Ike who everyone was waiting to get on the stage. Ike glared at the audience when Barbara turned on the song that she thought he would sing.

"If you think I'm going to sing Sexy Back, you're wrong."

Ike threw the mike in the air leaving anyone to grab it. The problem was…Bowser ended up grabbing it. Everyone started to swear but Ike didn't care. He was heading out of the ballroom. Pit decided to follow him not wanting to hear Bowser sing.

The problem with leaving the ballroom was that their were speakers everywhere so everyone could hear who was singing.

"U CAN'T TOUCH THIS PEACH!" Bowser started singing horribly.

Pit giggled when he heard people yell at Bowser to get off the stage. When the song stopped too soon, it was assumed that Bowser was kicked off the stage and the microphone was being thrown around.

"Who knew a mike could be a drug?" Pit joked.

"That's not really funny Pit," Ike told him.

"…I know it isn't…."


Isaac made it back to the infirmary as soon as Bowser was kicked off. He saw that Saki was awake but looked rather annoyed. He couldn't blame him. A speaker was in here too and it would wake up any patient.

"Saki, are you okay?" Isaac asked him.

Saki mumbled something. The blonde knew then that he was going to be okay physically.

"How long have I been out?" he asked.

"Two days and eight-teen hours," Isaac answered.

"Damn, I wasted sixty-six hours of my life sleeping! Now how am I going to make that up?"

Isaac couldn't help but laugh. Saki was going to be okay if he could crack a statement like that.

The assassin groaned, "So what happened while I was gone?"

The blonde frowned, "A lot. That stalker turned out to be a Pit look alike and Popo was taken. The day after that, you were in critical condition, but you're fine now since you can recover from injuries so fast."

Saki sat up and slammed his fist on the bed, "Dammit, I let him down!"

"It wasn't your fault Saki."

"Some assist trophy I am!"

"Saki…"

The dirty blonde complained for three more minutes before asking the blonde, "So are you okay?"

"I recovered sooner than you."

"…I can see that."

Saki frowned at himself. Not only did he fail to protect Popo, but he failed Isaac as well. He was one of the oldest assist trophies and to fail to protect those younger than him made him feel week. He was in this situation before and it cost him his fiancé's life. Since then, he tried to stay away from other people in order to prevent himself from being hurt again.

"Saki?"

Saki glanced at Isaac. Whenever he looked at the younger, he would see his fiancé's face and that upset him greatly. It was like he was only seeing his fiancé instead of his best friend.

"I'm fine Isaac…I'm just tired…"

"Then you need to rest. It will be hard with all the singing, but I'm sure you'll pass out eventually."

Saki sighed. Isaac was always so optimistic. Why couldn't he act like he did years ago before his fiancé's death?

"I'll try," he said.


"Marth, if you want to go sing, I won't force you to stay here…" mumbled Roy.

Marth shook his head. It wasn't like Roy to feel nauseous on nights like this. Loud nights where everyone parties all night he would always be one of those that went crazy until the break of dawn. Today was different though, and the blue haired swordsmen didn't know why.

Roy's stomach pain prevented Marth from having fun tonight though. He really did want to sing but at the same time, he didn't want to leave his boyfriend behind.

Even though Master Hand kicked Roy out of the Brawl lineup, he thought that if the red head worked hard enough, he could come back the next season. It seemed impossible ever since this incident began.

"Your health is more important than my needs," Marth told him firmly.

Roy shook his head weakly, "This is a one night opportunity. If you stay here, you'll lose your chance. Please go without me."

"But-"

"I can hear you sing through the speaker here. I'll be fine. I promise."

Even when Roy said that, he rolled back onto his stomach groaning in pain. Marth stood there for a few minutes before he said, "I'll come back when I'm done."

The prince left the flame swordsman alone in their room.


Nobody got the microphone for twenty minutes. It went from one Toad to another. When it got to Yoshi, he accidentally swallowed it resulting in a mob of those who wanted to sing to tackles him out trying to force the dinosaur to cough it out.

While that happened, the other Smashers stayed in the distant. The mike would come to them if they did nothing.

"So Sonic, what are you going to sing?" Rouge asked the blue hedgehog.

Sonic looked confused, "Why would I sing?"

"Because Red can…" Shadow murmured.

Sonic shook his head, "I don't feel like it."

Amy had stars in her eyes, "Would you sing if I sung with you?"

"No."

"Would you do it with me?" Jet asked as he leaned on the hedgehog's shoulder.

"Get lost."

"How about me Sonic?" Tails asked.

"Maybe."

"What's up with that Sonic?" Jet asked.

"You'll sing with Tails, but you won't with your girlfriend?" Amy questioned angrily.

"We were never dating Amy…"

The Chaotix pulled the two tailed fox back. Something told them that there was going to be a fight that irrupted between the green hawk and pink hedgehog if someone didn't do something.

That someone was Knuckles, but he didn't handle it well.

"Sonic won't sing because he's a coward," Knuckles said simply.

Amy, Jet, and Fox glared at the red echidna.

"Don't start," Blaze said simply.

"But it's true!"

Silver facepalmed. Was Knuckles stupid or retarded?

Sonic glared at the red echidna. Fox wanted to jump off the hedgehog because he could feel his anger by just sitting on his shoulder.

"Sonic, calm down," Fox told him.

"Come on Sonic, we all want to hear you sing, so why don't you?" Knuckles asked in a daring tone.

"You…bastard!"

Shadow felt like the pass was repeating again when Sonic ran out of the ballroom. This time though, Fox was on his shoulder holding on for dear life.

"Knucklehead…" Shadow told him.

Knuckles seemed confused, "What? It's not like I called him gay."

"You are so insensitive!" Rouge shouted, "Have you even considered the fact that Sonic isn't ready to face a large amount of people again?"

"No…"

"You need to apologize to Mr. Sonic, Mr. Knuckles!" Cream shouted.

"Chao!" her Chao Cheese agreed.

The rest of Sonic's friends agreed. Not wanting to be blamed for Sonic getting hurt again, Knuckles ran after the hedgehog.

"God help us…" Shadow said with a groan.


Sonic ran toward the garden. The only place in the mansion that didn't have a speaker where you can hear what was going on in the ballroom.

Once there, he sat down on the step and buried his head in his arms. Fox tried to comfort him, but it didn't seem like it was enough.

"I'm sorry Fox…" Sonic apologized.

Fox was puzzled, "Why are you telling me sorry? I didn't say anything?"

"I didn't calm down and ended up running away…"

"It's not your fault, but if I were in your shoes, I would have punched him in the face."

Sonic laughed upon imaging Fox as him punching Knuckles in the face…hard.

"I guess I should have done that, but that would have caused a scene."

"I don't think so. Everyone's is too busy tackling Yoshi that they probably wouldn't notice a fight break out."

"I guess your right."

Sonic smiled at the leader of Star Fox. Fox thought his heart skipped a beat for a few seconds before going back to it's normal speed.

Not again. Fox thought. Peach's love potion really is getting to me.

"Fox," Sonic began that got his attention, "Do you think…Knuckles likes me…because I'm starting to think that this feeling I have for him is one-sided."

Fox's heart started to hurt when he asked that question. He would have said that the red echidna did like him, but the feeling he had now wanted him to say that he didn't like Sonic and that he would always see him as a friend instead of a lover.

"I don't know," came Fox's reply.

Sonic smiled sadly, "I see."

Fox cursed at himself. Making the hedgehog sad wasn't his intention.

"Sonic, I really think-"

Fox was interrupted when Sonic pointed to something in the sky. Fox glanced at it and his eyes widened. It seemed like a meteor was heading their way. Oh how he wished, that he was bigger.

"Move it Sonic!" Fox shouted.

The hedgehog wouldn't move, so Fox resorted to one thing. He bit him so hard in the neck that the hedgehog was forced to move out of the way.

The meteor crashed in front of the step. The impact wasn't that big though for anyone to notice.

As soon as the meteor landed, Sonic swatted Fox of his neck. He slowly walked over to the meteor. His eyes widened.

It wasn't a meteor that crashed landed. It was in fact a little gray bat. Its wings seemed to be broken and its body was scarred all over. The bat seemed like it was about to die.

"A bat?" Fox asked as he jumped on top of Sonic's shoulder again.

"She needs help!" Sonic exclaimed.

Fox sweat dropped. Who said it was a she?

The leader of Star Fox noticed that Knuckles caught up to them. He did seem worried about his friend.

"Sonic are you okay?" Knuckles asked.

Sonic turned around with a worried look on his face. In his hands, he carried the small bat, "Knuckles, please help her!"


In the end, the Toads got Yoshi to spit out the mike. Zelda ended up catching it, and she intended to sing and reach out to Link after keeping a dark secret from her for a while.

All eyes were on the queen of Hyrule.

Link better get the message. Zelda thought to herself as Barbara turned on the music and Zelda started singing.

"Well he looks at me with those innocent eyes,
And says it looks like we're wearing some kind of disguise,
Because your hair sticks up and your shoes are untied,
And I hope you got that shirt at half price,
And every word I say falls flat on the floor,
I try to tell a joke but he's heard it before,
And I don't think I can take it no more,
Cause he's driving me right out of my front door.

Why do you do what you do to me baby,
You're shaking my confidence you're driving me crazy,
You know if I could I'd do anything for you,
Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you.

Can't you just pretend to be nice,
Can you at least pretend to be nice,
If you could just pretend to be nice,
Everything in my life would be alright!

Even though the crowd was cheering for Zelda, Link had no idea what message she was trying to send him.

And I try so hard just to figure him out,
But he won't tell me what he's been thinking about,
And then he falls asleep on the living room couch,
With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out,
And then he disappears for a week at a time,
And then he just shows up just like everything's fine,
And I don't get what goes on in his mind,
But I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines!

Why do you do what you do to me baby,
You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy,
You know if I could I'd do anything for you,
Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you,

Can't you just pretend to be nice,
Can you at least pretend to be nice,
If you could just pretend to be nice,

Everything in my life would be alright!

Why do you do what you do to me baby,
You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy,
You know if I could I'd do anything for you,

I don't mean to bore you cause you know I adore you!

But can't you just pretend to be nice,
Can you at least pretend to be nice,
If you could just pretend to be nice,
Then everything in my life would be alright!"

The song then fades off ending the song. The crowd applauded for the queen of Hyrule, but she didn't care. Her attention was on Link who was clapping too. She sighed, annoyed that Link didn't get the message in the end.

The Toads and Toadettes were already ready for the next Smasher to sing. Zelda saw Marth enter the ballroom again and threw the microphone toward him. Marth looked up only for the mike to hit him on the head. It landed in his hands.

"You're next," she told him as she teleported off the stage.

Marth sweat dropped. One step in the ballroom and he was already asked to sing.

Oh well.

Marth ran up the stage ready to sing. He decided that he would sing a song that reflected on him as well as a certain blue hedgehog. Barbara turned on the music that he thought of and he started singing.

"Yo listen up: here's a story...
About a little guy...
That lives in a blue world...
And all day and all night and everything he sees is..
Just blue like him inside and outside...
Blue his house with a blue little window...
And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him...
And himself and everybody around...
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...

I'm blue (da ba dee)!
I'm blue (da ba dee)!
I'm blue (da ba dee)!
I'm blue (da ba dee)!"

Some of the Toads and Toadettes sung along with the prince because the theme was very catchy.

"I have a blue house with a blue window...
Blue is the color of all that I wear...
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too...
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue...
Blue are the people here that walk around...
Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside...
Blue are the words I say and what I think...
Blue are the feeling that live inside me...

I'm blue (da ba dee)!
I'm blue (da ba dee)!

I have a blue house with a blue window...
Blue is the color of all that I wear...
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too...
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue...
Blue are the people here that walk around...
Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside...
Blue are the words I say and what I think...
Blue are the feeling that live inside me...

I'm blue (da ba dee)!
I'm blue (da ba dee)!

Just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...

I'm blue (da ba dee)!
I'm blue (da ba dee)!
I'm blue (da ba dee)!
I'm blue (da ba dee)!"

The crowd applauded for the blue haired prince. Marth prayed that Roy was able to head the song from his room. He jumped off the stage and threw the mike in the air leaving it for anyone to grab. Jigglypuff tried to get the mike but Mewtwo used his psychic powers to force her away. He wasn't done yet though. When he had her in his grasp, he slammed her in the ground, left and right with the pattern repeating until he threw her up in the air.

"Is that your Final Smash?" Lucario asked.

"Yeah, why?"

"How weak…" Wolf mumbled.


Knuckles wasn't a big help in saving the little bat. Sonic ended up rushing to the infirmary knowing quite well that Dr. Mario wasn't in.

Luckily for him, he bumped into Lucas who left the ballroom due to the fact that he felt neglected by everyone. The blue wonder begged the PK boy to save the animal since Lucas was an expert at taking care of animals. The blonde reluctantly agreed as he slowly healed the bat with his PK magic while walking slowly back to the infirmary.

Five minutes later, the bat was almost healed when they went inside the infirmary.

"This little one will be fine," Lucas said with a very weak smile, "She won't be able to fly for a while, but she'll live if you can take care of it."

Sonic sighed with relief, "Thank you Lucas. You're a lifesaver."

Lucas blushed slightly, "I-It was nothing…"

"That's a girl?" Fox asked.

Lucas nodded his head, "It has a small breast plate on its chest. Anyone could tell that this bat is a she."

Fox didn't say anything. He had this weird feeling that this bat was a male.

Saki and Isaac came into the conversation when Isaac asked, "What happened?"

"This little one fell from the skies when I was in the garden," Sonic explained, "Thanks to Lucas, she's saved."

"Wonder how a bat could fall from the skies…" Saki whispered to Isaac.

"I know. It's almost too…"

"There seems to be a some sort of writing on her," Lucas exclaimed as he pointed to the bat's breast plate.

Sure enough, there was something written there. The initials HT was carved on her.

"It seems to be the initials of his name…" Fox said. He wouldn't admit that the bat was a she until it woke up.

Sonic thought for a minute. Had he seen these letters before?

"I'm calling this bat Hoshi-Tsuki when it wakes up," Sonic decided.

"Why?"

"She fell from the sky at night when there were stars and a moon up there. Hoshi is star and Tsuki is moon."

"You're copying Stellaluna…" Fox muttered.

"Did you say something?" Sonic asked in an innocent tone but to Fox it was a tone that was ready to slap him off his shoulder.

"N-No…"

The bat woke up soon after. When it opened it's eyes, Fox knew that it wasn't a normal bat. It had purple eyes instead of the normal brown eyes.

"Wow, she's so cute!" Sonic exclaimed.

"-sweatdrop- Could you go back to your old self?" Saki asked.

The bat stared at Sonic for a long time before her eyes were filled with stars.

"I don't know your real name, but you're going to be Hoshi-Tsuki from now on!"

The little bat seemed to like that name and it instantly clung to Sonic's chest. The hedgehog embraced the bat unaware of the anger that Fox felt.

Why am I upset over a bat? Fox asked himself.

He knew the answer when the bat looked at him and grinned evilly.

Oh, you did not just play innocent!

"She seems to like Sonic," Lucas said with a laugh.

"I know. Look how she just clung to him!" Isaac exclaimed.

"I guess the bat sees Sonic as her mother," Saki said.

The bat continued to snicker at Fox. Fox kept his cool, but deep down, he was ready to punch that bat.

Yeah, continue to smile like that. You'll be gone as soon as you get better.

Fox had no idea how wrong he was.


Samus was the next one to get the mike. Captain Falcon and Snake instantly told everyone to shut up when she slowly walked up to the stage.

"What song is she going to sing?" Brock asked Ash.

"I don't know. Something to get bring all the guys to her tonight…" Ash answered.

Gary glared at the Kanto Trainer, "If I see you drool all over her, I'm going to kill you."

"Pika."

The minute that Barbara turned on the music to the song Samus was going to sing, both knew that Ash wouldn't be able to keep his promise.

"Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!

I know that you've been waiting for it...

I'm waiting too~

In my imagination I'd be all up on you~

I know you got that fever for me~

Hundred and two...

And boy I know I feel the same~

My temperature's through the roof~

If there's a camera up in here Then it's gonna leave with me~

When I do (I do)~

If there's a camera up in here...

Then I'd best not catch this flick~

On YouTube (YouTube)~

'Cause if you run your mouth and brag..

About this secret rendezvous...

I will hunt you down!

'Cause they be all up in my business...

Like a Wendy interview~

But this is private~

Between you and I~

Touch my body~

Put me on the floor~

Wrestle me around~

Play with me some more~

Touch my body~

Throw me on the bed I just wanna make you feel~

Like you never did~

Touch my body~

Let me wrap my thighs~

All around your waist~

Just a little taste~

Touch my body~

Know you love my curves~

Come on and give me what I deserve~

And touch my body~

Boy you can put me on you~

Like a brand new white tee~

I'll hug your body tighter...

Than my favorite jeans~

I want you to caress me...

Like a tropical breeze~

And float away with you...

In the Caribbean Sea~

If there's a camera up in here..

Then it's gonna leave with me~

When I do (I do)~

If there's a camera up in here...

Then I'd best not catch this flick...

On YouTube (YouTube)~

'Cause if you run your mouth and brag...

About this secret rendezvous...

I will hunt you down!

'Cause they be all up in my business...

Like a Wendy interview~

But this is private!

Between you and I~

Touch my body~

Put me on the floor~

Wrestle me around~

Play with me some more~

Touch my body~

Throw me on the bed~

I just wanna make you feel~

Like you never did~

Touch my body~

Let me wrap my thighs~

All around your waist~

Just a little taste~

Touch my body~

Know you love my curves~

Come on and give me what I deserve~

And touch my body~

Imma treat you like a teddy bear~

You won't wanna go nowhere~

In the lap of luxury~

Laying intertwined of me~

You won't want for nothing boy I will give you plenty~

Touch my body~

Touch my body~

Put me on the floor (Throw me on the floor)~

Wrestle me around~

Play with me some more~

Touch my body~

Throw me on the bed~

I just wanna make you feel (I just wanna make you feel like you never did)~

Like you never did.~

Touch my body~

Let me wrap my thighs (Let me wrap my thighs, all around your waist for just a little taste)~

All around your waist~

Just a little taste~

Touch my body~

Know you like my curves (I know you like it)~

Come on and give me what I deserve (Give me what I deserve bay)~

And touch my body~

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah (Yeah, yeah)~

Oh yeah oh yeah (Every little way you like to touch my body)~

Touch my body (Yeah Yeah ooh ooh baby...Oh Oh, ooh ooh baby)~

Touch my body (Uh Uh ooh ooh ooh)~

Touch my body (Come on Give Me what I deserve... Oh)~"

All the guys in the crowd went psycho when her song ended. Just as Samus planned. Maybe now there will be at least one fight tonight that she would enjoy.

Among the male Smashers that were charmed by her song, only Captain Falcon, Snake, Ash, and Link were affected. The other males Smashers couldn't care less. Zelda was pissed that Samus was taking Link's attention away from her, but she would get over it. The song was directed to both Falcon and Snake anyway.

There were two red slap marks on Ash's face. One was from Gary of course. The other was from Dawn for being inconsiderate of his boyfriend's feelings.

"I can't help it that Samus is a babe!" Ash shouted.

"Fuck you Ash!" Gary shouted as he ran out of the ballroom.

"Yeah fuck you." Paul snickered seeing his rival in a miserable state.

"Come on! I know you were attracted by her song too!" Ash called out as he ran after his boyfriend.

Falcon and Snake were arguing over who got the mike next to express their love toward Samus. In the end, Snake got it first and started singing a disturbing song to her. Where the female voice came from in the song…nobody knows, but chances were that Kat and Ana added their own voices.

"Deep in the night, I'm looking for some fun,

Deep in the night, I'm looking for some love.

De-de-de-deep in the night, I'm looking for some fun,

Deep in the night, I'm looking for some (beep)~"

Falcon instantly interrupted him with a song of his own. Barbara enjoyed switching between the songs because the female voices kept switching.

"I'll take you to the candy shop~
I'll let you lick the lollypop~
Go 'head girl, don't you stop~
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (whoa)~"

The two ended up exchanging blows and Barbara ended up switching the song to the Mortal Kombat theme.

"MORTAL KOMBAT!" a Toad randomly shouted.

Everyone in the room even those Smashers that were standing in the corner of the room became interested in the fight over Samus. They were either cheering for Falcon or Snake.

"Are you going to stop the fight anytime soon?" Lucario asked the bounty hunter.

"Nope," she said with an evil grin, "I'm going to enjoy this."

"You are a troll, you know that?"

Mewtwo nodded his head in agreement. Wolf just chuckled. Lucario glanced at Mr. Game and Watch who gave up on trying to get everyone's attention. The two dimensional figure left the ballroom.

"Choose a side Lucario," Mewtwo stated.

"…Snake."

"Falcon," Mewtwo replied.

"Snake," Wolf said.

"I can't choose," Samus said in a teasing voice.

Lucario sighed. Samus was acting like a female animal waiting for the stronger of the two male animals to kill each other and mate with the stronger of the two.

"Someone better stop the fight soon…"


Ike and Pit were alone on the roof for a while, but they couldn't start a conversation without feeling awkward around one another.

It was like that for a while before Ike asked, "What was your relationship with Lived?"

It wasn't the best way to start a conversation, but with this much silence, Pit was bound to answer this time.

"Li and I were like brothers," Pit began, "The angels assumed that we were because we looked so similar. Sun-Wong was the first one to realize that we weren't brothers."

"Sun-Wong?"

"He's the vice captain of the royal bodyguards. He's really nice, but he's a glutton when it comes to food and a nerd when it comes to books. In other words, he just like a wise old monkey."

"I see."

"And then Lady Palutena and the rest of the royal bodyguards knew we weren't brothers. Everyone else just labeled us as the younger and older twin brother. We're two ages apart though so there was no way we could be identical twins as they claimed."

"Hmm."

"Li…saved me from my hell. He was my light despite being the dark…"

"What do you mean by dark?"

"That is his element because of his wing color. My wings are white so my element is light. His wings were gray back then so he would be dark. Anyway, he got me away from the parents I hated so much…and then he was able to get us into Palutena's palace…"

Ike noticed that the angel was on the verge of tears again.

"He always gave everything to me…he even gave up his life to protect mine…"

"But that doesn't explain why he's doing this now."

"I don't know why he's doing this now. If it's because I forgot about him, then I apologize for my ignorance, but I don't know any other explanations…I-"

Ike watched as Pit started to cry again. He cursed at himself for being to harsh to him. The blue haired swordsmen quickly pulled the angel into an embrace.

"I'm sorry if I was being to hard on you," Ike managed to say.

Pit said nothing and instead, continued to cry. The bluenette rubbed the angel's back hoping the angel would stop crying soon.

Pit cried for what seemed like a long time when it was only seven minutes and ten seconds. Once he stopped, he realized that Ike was holding him close to him for the first time in a while. The first being when he fought Tabuu with the other Smashers. His cheeks lit up bright pink. He couldn't tell the expression on Ike's face since it was so dark outside.

"Thank you…Ike…" he mumbled.

Realizing that he held onto Pit for too long, Ike released the teen. His cheeks lit up a very faint crimson.

The awkward silence returned again. Ike glanced back at Pit. This was the perfect moment for him to say something he wanted to tell the angel ever since he met him.

"Pit," he began.

"Yeah?"

Ike stared at Pit's angelic face and sighed. There was no way he could say it when he looked at him that sincerely. The bluenette unconsciously moved closer to the angel.

"Ike?"

Ike used his hand to brush a strand of hair away from Pit's eyes.

"You're beautiful," Ike told him.

The angel felt his heart race. Did he just hear what he think he just heard?

While Pit was in his own thoughts, Ike slowly moved in on Pit's lips. They never met because there was a loud beep behind him. Both snapped back to reality and turned toward the beeping.

"MR. GAME AND WATCH!" Pit shouted, "Don't do that again!"

Mr. Game and Watch responded with another beep and then held up a speaker. The two Smashers could hear Toads, Toadettes, and some of the Smasher chanting Brawl over and over again.

"Wonder what happened."

They heard the guest cheer for either for Snake or Falcon. They then knew what was up.

"Pit, do you know how to calm everyone down?" Ike questioned.

"I do, but I'm not sure it'll work."

"Don't worry. A song coming from you will surely bring everyone back to their senses."

"I hope so…"

With that said, the three Smashers ran back to the ballroom. Ike cursed at himself for not making a move on Pit sooner on the way.


The match was getting to violent for it's own good. It went from material arts to Snake using his bombs to blow stuff up. Samus, Wolf, and Mewtwo were enjoying this. Ganondorf was laughing from a distance which earned him a glare from Link and Zelda. Kirby and Wario simply didn't care as they were eating while Meta Knight was focusing his attention on Kirby while Bowser was watching Peach. Yoshi was still hurting from all the Toads and Toadettes that tackled him. Jigglypuff was still knocked out. Mario and Dr. Mario yelled at everyone to stop the nonsense, but no one would listen. Luigi went to cower in a corner of the room. DK and both Pichus started to throw banana peels in the fight. Olimar and Louie tried to save all the Pikmin from being squashed. Peach and Daisy watched from afar and were actually betting on who would win. Toon Link was using R.O.B. to record the match which would probably show up on Youtube the next day. Lucario wished this all ended.

Oh, and during the fight, Snake grabbed a Bob-omb from the crowd and threw it at Captain Falcon who countered with a powerful falcon kick. The bomb went flying...and landed in the hands of Paul. Before Paul could throw it back, the bomb blew up in his face. If Ash was there, he would have laughed so hard but instead it was only Dawn and Barry that were laughing especially since his face was pitched black and his hair was a mess.

"Ha ha...very funny..." Paul muttered as he coughed black smoke.

Pit, Ike, and Mr. Game and Watch entered the ballroom to witness the chaos happening on the dance room floor.

"You can't be serious…" Ike mumbled.

"How immature of them," Pit said with a sigh as he glanced at the stage. The mike was still there. Barbara was waiting for someone to pick it up, so she could turn on the music. The angel flew to the stage and grabbed the mike. Nobody paid attention him. The fight was more interesting than an angel about to sing.

"I don't care if you guys ignore me, but this better stop!" Pit shouted.

Barbara turned on some random song that Pit was bound to know. The angel smiled as he started singing for everyone but mainly Ike.

"Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking.

When you fall everyone stands!

Another day and you've had your fill of sinking.

With the life held in your...

Hands are shaking cold...

These hands are meant to hold.

Speak to me!

When all you got to keep is strong...

Move along, move along like I know you do!

And even when your hope is gone...

Move along, move along just to make it through!

Move along!

Move along!"

The song was slowly having affect on the people. The crowd didn't seem as rowdy and Snake and Falcon were attacking less and less with almost no power in their punches.

Ike smiled. His angel had a beautiful voice.

"So a day when you've lost yourself completely...

Could be a night when your life ends!

Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving...

All the pain held in your...

Hands are shaking cold...

Your hands are mine to hold!

Speak to me!

When all you got to keep is strong...

Move along, move along like I know you do!

And even when your hope is gone...

Move along, move along just to make it through!

Move along!

(Go on, go on, go on, go on)~

When everything is wrong we move along!

(Go on, go on, go on, go on)~

When everything is wrong, we move along!

Along, along, along!"

At this moment of the song, everyone calmed down and focused on the angel singing the song by All American Rejects. It was one of the most top rated songs and for an angel to sing it made it more grand.

"When all you got to keep is strong...

Move along, move along like I know you do!

And even when your hope is gone...

Move along, move along just to make it through!

When all you got to keep is strong...

Move along, move along like I know you do!

And even when your hope is gone...

Move along, move along just to make it through!

When all you got to keep is strong...

Move along, move along like I know you do!

And even when your hope is gone...

Move along, move along just to make it through!

(Move along)~

(Go on, go on, go on, go on)~

Right back what is wrong...

We move along!"

The song ended and everyone applauded. The angel scratched the back of his head in embarrassment. He didn't think the song would get through to everyone. The song have a deep meaning but with all the fighting that was going on, he didn't think anyone would care.

Pit glanced at Ike who was giving him a rare smile. The angel grinned happily as he flew back to the blue haired swordsmen.

Mr. Game and Watch, Mario, Dr. Mario, Link, and Zelda managed to get everyone to stop after the song. While some Smashers were disappointed that no one won, some were glad that the violence stopped. Dr. Mario had to treat both Smashers right in front of the guest to punish them for their brash behavior over something stupid. Toon Link was still going to post the fight on Youtube. He would label it: Snake vs. Captain Falcon Fighting to Unfitting Music.

"That was wonderful Pit," Ike told the angel softly.

The angel blushed, "It was nothing."

With everything going back to normal, it was natural for Mario to think that it was now the time.

Meta Knight was going to tell Kirby something important when Mario took Peach to the middle of the ballroom.

"What's wrong Mario?" she asked.

Barbara turned on some random song which happened to be a song called First Love by Utada Hikaru. All attention fell toward the two as Mario got out a small box. Peach's eyes widened as he got down on one knee and opened the box. Inside revealed a diamond ring.

"Will you marry me, princess?"

The crowd was silent waiting for Peach's answer. The princess of the Mushroom Kingdom had tears in her eyes. They were full of joy and bliss.

"Of course I will Mario!"

With Peach accepting the proposal, everyone cheered…except Bowser. The poor king of the Koopas was so heartbroken that he stormed out of the ballroom. Pit felt sorry for him.

"He'll get over it," Ike insured him, "Bowser doesn't seem like the type of person to hold a grudge against the princess."

"-sweatdrop- He's mad at Mario. Not Peach…" Pit corrected.

Daisy and Luigi ran over to the couple and congratulated them for their proposal.

"When will the marriage happen?" Daisy asked.

"You can't just get married right away," Luigi told her, "They have to wait until the next season before they can officially marry…on Master Hand's approval."

"Master Hand will definitely allow the two to marry," Samus said with a grin.

As the everyone else gave their praise, Meta Knight pulled Kirby away from the crowd and out of the ballroom.


Ash finally managed to apologize to his boyfriend after constant nagging. Both decided not to go back to the ballroom mainly because they would feel awkward after running out.

"You wanted to sing too?" Ash questioned.

Gary nodded his head.

"Sorry. I couldn't help that Samus' voice mesmerized me."

"Typical. You are bisexual so it's only natural you would feel that way toward her."

"Hey! Come on Gary! Don't get upset over that!"

"You're inconsiderate of my feelings, jerk!"

Ash sighed, "What am I suppose to do to cheer you up?"

"Commitment."

Ash paused for a second, "That's it?"

"Yes…"

Ash smiled, "Why didn't you say that sooner?"

"Because you were too busy drooling over Samus…"

The Kanto Trainer laughed as he silenced his boyfriend with a kiss. "I can drool all over you all night you know." Ash said as they broke apart.

"That's gross! Don't come near me!"

"I thought that was what…OH WHAT THE HELL!"

Ash pounced on the researcher and began to strip him…

"Hey Ash, I'm the one that's going to top!" Gary protested.

Ash grinned evilly, "Want to see about that?" He asked as he pulled down the teen's pants.


Meta Knight and Kirby ended up walking passed Ash's room only to hear moaning and groaning. Disgusted, the Star Warrior dragged the pink puffball the other way leaving Kirby as puzzled as ever.

"Why are we going backwards?" he asked.

"There is a bad vibe coming from that room…"

"Really? I think its hot in there."

Kirby only said the truth, but that annoyed Meta Knight even more.

Meta Knight ended up dragging them toward a hallway close to the ballroom.

"Meta Knight, do you have something to say?" Kirby asked noticing the tension from the Star Warrior.

"No," Meta Knight said simply. Really wanted to say, "Yes, the thing I want to say is that I love you the first time I saw you." That didn't come out though of course.

"Oh…then can I go back to eat?"

"You already ate!" Meta Knight shouted.

"Poyo…"

Meta Knight sighed. He lost the will to confess to the pink puffball.


The party was almost over, but Link wasn't going to let his guard down yet. He noticed that Ganondorf was staring at him weirdly. It scared him greatly because he couldn't attack him like Snake and Falcon attacked each other or he'd get in trouble by the doctor.

Midna noticed the tension Link was feeling and decided to make it worse. She hid underneath the floor and crept over to the villain. She used her powers to move Ganondorf closer to Link without him noticing anything out of the usual. When Ganondorf was close enough to the Hero of Time, she used her dark powers to push him into Link. Since Ganondorf wasn't expecting getting attacked anytime soon, he fell for it. Trying to balance himself from crashing into Link wasn't going to work. That only ended up in him toppling over the elf who was caught off guard by the sudden advance.

The crowds attention shifted from talking about Mario and Peach finally hooking up to the scene that bewildered everyone.

"YAOI!" Someone shouted. That someone just had to be Peach, "Toon Link! Get R.O.B. to take a picture FAST!"

Toon Link was already on it and started taking pictures.

Everyone else were either just shocked from what was happening before them to being amused. Some people would think that there was some action going down while others would think that they were just drunk.

Zelda was probably the only one that wasn't laughing or cracking a smile at this scene. In fact she was boiling with rage as her magic was leaking out of her. All the Smashers moved away from the Queen of Hyrule especially when they saw her with a Smash Ball. Now they weren't allowed to use it in any situation except when Master or Crazy commanded it.

"GET AWAY FROM HIM!" she shouted as she aimed her bow of light and fired it.

Ganondorf quickly jumped off the elf. The arrow ended up destroying the wall in front of Zelda.

"Zelda, I think it's best to calm down," Lyn warned her but still backed away from her.

The Queen of Hyrule didn't seem to be listening. All of her anger was pointed toward Ganondorf.

"I should have killed you from the very beginning! Tonight you die in hell!" she declared.

That aura was still around her. She fired another arrow at Ganondorf. Not wanting to be a victim of the queen, he moved out of the way. Ganondorf decided to run out of the huge hole that she created. He did that and Zelda chased after him stepping on poor Link who was still traumatized at Ganondorf's sudden advancements.

Midna giggled as she emerged from the shadows. Now she could kill two birds in one stone. She could get rid of Ganondorf once and for all and possibly get Link and Zelda together since from what she observed, they weren't together. However, what she didn't know was that the two were together and created the worse possible outcome for the both of them.

Shadow was the first one to react and help Link off the ground.

"What happened?" the black hedgehog questioned.

"I don't know. I look away from Ganondorf for one minute and the next, he's on me," Link confessed. His heart was still beating like crazy. When is the love potion affect going to end? It's tearing Zelda and me apart!

"Don't just stand there!" Barbara shouted into the mike, "If this continues, then the mansion might actually be destroyed! Go stop them!"

Toon Link and R.O.B. were already gone as they were going to record the whole fight. Toon Link would call this one: Zelda vs. Ganondorf. Who will win Link's heart?

Mario, DK, Link, Samus, Snake and Lucario chased after the two. The other Smashers decided to get the guest out before someone got hurt. Jet refused to leave after the incident with Sonic preventing friends and family from seeing anyone in the mansion.

"If I leave, then something bad will happen to Sonic again!" Jet told Wolf who wasn't listening. Wolf just picked him up and threw him out of the ballroom.

"Hope you can fly!" he called out.

Wave and Storm glared at Wolf before chasing after their leader.

Shadow assured Cream that everything would be okay. She believed him and left with Tails, Amy, and Rouge. The Chaotix, Blaze and Silver left afterwards.

Ash's friends didn't want to leave mainly because they didn't get to say good-bye to him.

"You'll see them again," Lyn told them, "Another party might happen again. Falcon will let you know."

Brock held his hand out to the green haired swordsmen.

"Princess Lyndis of Caelin, it is bittersweet for us to part ways now, but the next time I see you, I ask your hand in marriage!"

"Huh?"

Brock was pulled away from the green haired princess by Dawn with the usual pull Brock by the ear. Paul shook his head in annoyance as he stormed off, grabbing Barry by the arm and pulling him away hard.

"OWW! NOT SO HARD!"

"Dawn is worse than me," Shinji told him darkly. "Deal with it."

"HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU HAD A BOMB THROWN AT YOU! OWWWWWW!"

Ribbon and Adeleine saw Kirby and Meta Knight outside the ballroom and waved their good-byes. Kirby waved back at them as Meta Knight stood there calmly.

Sirica gave one last look to Knuckle Joe before joining her two female friends.

Daisy complained about leaving the mansion like this.

"Everything will be okay Daisy," Luigi told her.

"Fine! I'll leave! The next time I come back though, I'm going to be in the Smash lineup no matter what!" the princess of Saraland declared as the Toads and Toadettes dragged her away into the crowd.

Olimar lost Louie in the crowd as soon as Daisy left.

Midna would not leave. She decided that she would stay in this mansion for a long time and returned to the shadows only to reappear the next day when everything calmed down.

Pit looked at Ike. Ike looked back at Pit. The two nodded their head as the angel reached for the mike that Barbara had and said, "I think the only way to settle this now is to have Jigglypuff sing…"


For the first time, Ganondorf was running faster than he ever had. He was usually the one hunting the Queen of Hyrule, but tonight it was the other way around. From his point of view, she was acting more like a demon than he ever was…and it was all because of a misunderstanding.

Zelda unleashed so many light arrows that many of the rooms were wrecked. Some included Ike's room, Luca's room, and Kirby's room. She was this close to destroying Ash's room when they heard the moaning and groaning. The two paused temporary to listen before starting the cat and mouse game again ignoring the room completely.

Ganondorf ran toward the infirmary which he thought would be safe, but he was sadly mistaken. As soon as he entered the infirmary, Saki asked, "What do you want?"

The villain couldn't even answer because Zelda shot another Light Arrow at him. Ganondorf ducked resulting in the arrow almost hitting Lucas. The arrow destroyed the wall in front of her.

"What are you doing Zelda?" Fox questioned.

Zelda was too angry to speak. She glared at Ganondorf who was crawling behind Sonic.

"Move out of the way you filthy rat before I kill you too!" she threatened.

Sonic was stunned at the Queen of Hyrule's threatening voice. Usually, her voice was rather serene, but now it was filled with anger and hate.

"W-What are-"

"MOVE IT!"

Fox glared at the queen. If he was his original size, he would have been able to do something, but all he can do is sit on Sonic's shoulder and do nothing. He looked at Sonic's face. Sonic's eyes were filled with fear and confusion from her threat. Sonic wasn't the only one terrified. Lucas was on the floor with his arms over his head. Isaac was trembling all over and Ganondorf was trying to crawl away. Saki was the only one who didn't seem frightened and in fact was pissed at her attitude.

"Who do you think you are barging in here and trying to kill us! I thought these guys were your fellow fighters!" Saki shouted as he stood up from the bed. His knees were still aching but he didn't care.

"Shut up you lowly assist!" she spat back, "This has nothing to do with you! It's just between me and Ganondorf!"

"You bitch! It's our business now if one of us is attacked!" Saki shouted. His voice was so full of confidence that Isaac regained his courage.

"You're not even suppose to be carrying a Smash Ball," Isaac added.

"Shut up!"

Zelda shot her arrow at the blonde. Fox bit Sonic's shoulder hard as well as Hoshi-Tsuki in order to get Sonic to get on the ground. Isaac was too stunned to move. Saki used his strength to push the blonde out of the way taking the blow from the arrow.

Blood came out of his shoulder as he fell to the ground wounded again. Lucas screamed upon seeing the red liquid in front of him. Isaac was to terrified to go and help the assassin.

Zelda, what happened to you? Fox asked. Then it hit him. Lived must be possessing her! That's the only reason why she would attack her fellow comrade.

Ganondorf realized the situation and attacked her using his Warlock Kick.

"You know, I was thinking of just running away from you, but if you're going to lose yourself to your madness, I'll fight you. I'm not going to be blamed for this."

"You will die for taking Link away from me," she said simply.

"Bitch are you retarded? Why would you think I have the hots for him?"

So this is what it's about. Sonic though.

"I'm not taking anymore excuses! DIE!"

Ganondorf jumped over Zelda's light arrow. He quickly ran out of the infirmary to make sure that no one else got hurt. The next person that was going to get hurt though was Knuckles as he was still in the mansion. Zelda fired an arrow. When the villain dodged it, it went straight toward Knuckles…and struck him in the chest close to his heart. The red echidna didn't even know what hit him as he fell to the ground unmoving.

"Oh shit…" Ganondorf mumbled.

"I won't miss next time," she said in a low tone.

Ganondorf noticed that the dark aura around her was becoming more evil by the minute. Was this the work of the Pit look alike? No. She would have attacked him sooner, so she must be acting with jealousy. If that was the case though, why did that look alike need me to look like Link and I were together? Oh...maybe it was to cause tension between Link and Zelda...well...this might benefit me after all.

Luck was on his side as the other Smashers arrived at the scene to aid Ganondorf. Lucario ran over to Knuckles' aid upon seeing the red echidna unconscious. Samus and Snake ran into the infirmary to check to see if everyone was okay. Only Saki was on the floor. Samus quickly got to work on trying to bandage his wound.

"Are you kids okay?" Snake asked.

Sonic shook his head, "No, Zelda almost killed us."

The mercenary saw that Lucas was crying. It was then did he know that this was going to far.

"It's already bad enough that the red echidna is near dead…" Snake stated.

That was a bad move. Sonic instantly got up and rushed outside the infirmary only to see Knuckles on the ground unmoving.

"KNUCKLES!" Sonic screamed as he ran over to him and Lucario who was trying to stop the bleeding.

Link was horrified at the sight before him. The Zelda he knew wouldn't hurt anyone and even if she did, it was with pure intentions. Her intentions were filled with hate.

"Zelda, why?"

"Because you betrayed me Link," she said in a dark tone, "I loved you…but you didn't love me back…so I'm going to kill the one you love."

Link was shocked, "Wait, hold up! Who said I loved Ganondorf?"

"That expression when he was on top of you proves it…" she mumbled, "You never showed me that face. Ever."

DK had no idea what she was talking about, so he went over to help the villain of Hyrule. Mario stood in front of Link just in case the Queen of Hyrule tried to shoot the Hero of Time.

"That was…" Link couldn't find an answer to defend himself. The one thing that came to mind was to blame Peach and her love potion but he was right in front of Mario of all people so that wasn't going to happen especially after he proposed.

"I knew you were hiding a dark secret…" Zelda continued, "I told Pit that I wish you would tell me. I already knew you loved him though and I didn't want to admit it, but now that I know the truth…it's too much for me to bare…"

"Zelda, I-"

"We're done Link."

Her words broke his heart and it was all because of a misunderstanding. He fell to his knees and unable to get up after that. He couldn't rise up to tell her the truth. Mario tried to support him, but it was no use.

Midna popped up from the shadows on the ceiling. She frowned. She didn't want to hurt Link by this harmless prank. Who knew that Zelda was the jealous type?

"How could you Zelda?" Mario asked her, as he stood up for the elf.

"What do you mean?"

"Link is trying to tell you that his love for you is pure. Yet, when he tries to explain himself, you respond by causing destruction and hurting those close to you. Look around Zelda."

Zelda glanced around and gasped.

"Your envy destroyed half the mansion. On top of that you wounded Saki and Sonic's friend Knuckles."

Zelda wanted to block the sobbing she was hearing from the blue hedgehog telling the red echidna not to die on him. She could also hear the sobbing of Isaac crying for Saki's concern and Lucas' for his all that was happening.

"Do you know what will happen if Master Hand finds out?" Mario asked in a serious tone.

"I…"

"You'll be under house arrest! Did you not realize that before you went on your rampage?"

"I…"

At this moment, Toon Link stopped recording. He didn't want to post this on Youtube. It might ruined how people saw Zelda.

Mario shook his head, "I'm ashamed that you would go this far." Fire started to appear from the plumber's hands, "If you continue spreading this much pain now, I have no choice but to fight you, and I'm not the only one."

When Mario said that, Lucario stood up and got his aura ready. He couldn't stand to see someone cry right in front of him. Ganondorf and DK were ready to launch an attack. Toon Link and R.O.B. dragged Link away from the battle that was going to befall.


"Is it ready?" Ike asked Barbara.

"I think so. Most of the speakers are destroyed, but I think Jigglypuff's voice might reach them," Barbara answered.

The other Smashers were prepared for Jigglypuff to sing and put everyone asleep hoping to end this madness. Falcon was disappointed in himself. He only wanted the party to bring everyone together and cheer them up, but one screw up was all that was needed for everything to fall apart. Yoshi managed to keep Falcon from breaking down though from his failure and because of Yoshi, Falcon continued to have his stoic expression on his face.

Pit put on his earplugs. He was not planning to fall asleep from Jigglypuff's song.

"Go for it Jigglypuff!" Kirby cheered.

Pit handed the mike to Jigglypuff. The pink balloon cheerfully started singing a lullaby. Everyone in the room fell asleep and Pit was feeling drowsy.

Why don't these earplugs ever work? Pit asked himself.


Sure enough, everyone in the mansion fell asleep. Ash and Gary ended up stopping their love section at the climax.

Mario and the others ended up collapsing to the ground. By then, Samus managed to treat Saki's wound before she fell asleep. Sonic was determined not to fall asleep. Not until he knew Knuckles was going to be okay. His attempts were failing.

"No…I can't allow Knuckles…to die…" Sonic told himself before his eyes closed no longer opening.

Hoshi-Tsuki seemed to be immune to the song. She looked at the blue hedgehog and then back at the red echidna before doing something a normal bat couldn't do and that was using the moon rays and stars to heal Knuckles' injury to the point where it wouldn't kill him.


Pit yawned. He was this close to passing out. He looked at Ike's sleeping face and smiled.

He does have a cute face when he's sleeping. Pit thought to himself before he ended up falling asleep on top of Ike's chest.

Jigglypuff finished her song and looked around to see that no one stayed awake for her song. She puffed herself up like a balloon as a result.

"JIGGLY!"

The mike that everyone was using turned out to be a cap for a black marker. She took the cap off and began running around the whole room, drawing on everyone's face that was in her range. These included weird drawing and scribbles. (She couldn't do anything with Mr. Game and Watch though which pissed her off). Ike and Pit were the exception. On Ike she wrote SEME on his forehead. On Pit's face, she scribbled both sides of his cheeks to make it look like he was blushing. On his forehead, she wrote UKE.

Jigglypuff laughed as she floated over to Kirby and fell asleep next to him ending the long karaoke night. What Master Hand would say the next day was a mystery…


Me: TBC with 13,838 words.

Yohko: Does this chapter make up for the last one?

Me: Yes, okay, Here is some things I would like you to know. I couldn't put all the songs in thee mainly because it wouldn't match the theme of the story, so I'm sorry if all of those who wanted a certain character to sing a certain song wasn't in this chapter. And to xxbodyninjaxx, I am sorry that I didn't allow Ike to sing Sexy Back. He wasn't in the mood to sing which was suppose to be humorous. And I'm sorry to Mydnite Shadoze for not using After Dark or UVERworld. I was thinking that Move Along would be better since the song does have a deep meaning concerning friendship and…yeah.

And Akane Hatoyama requested for two things. One was to get Marth to sing I'm Blue. I was originally not going to make him sing, but I decided to do your request since I didn't do the other two…I feel like I betrayed them…the other one was that Purin would put everyone to sleep at the end of the chapter and write seme on Ike and uke on Pit just for fun.

Here are some things I changed. I REALLY wasn't planning on Zelda to be the one to go crazy. The one who originally pushed Ganondorf was Li in the body he was possessing instead of Midna who was just playing a prank of both of them. And Link was suppose to be the one who snapped instead of Zelda. When Link snapped, he would chase Ganondorf through the hall which would lead to Master and Crazy's bedroom which would result in everyone getting caught. Because it was Zelda who snapped, a lot of people got hurt and the scene turned out to be more serious than the Ganondorf and Link fight which would have been humorous.

I was also planning on Meta Knight confessing to Kirby, but after watching another Kirby episode, I realized that Kirby was too stupid to know what love is.

And I was also planning on Pit kissing Ike on the cheek when they were alone before running back to the ballroom to support the fight between Snake and Falcon instead of stopping it.

Sonic was originally going to slap Knuckles again, but I decided that one slap was enough.

The song Captain Falcon was suppose to sing was I Can't Drive 55, but that would be before Samus got the mike of course. I don't like the song so I change his song to the first part of Candy Shop.

I think that's it. If you don't know what song the Smashers did or were going to sing, here is the list.

Ash sang Dance Dance by Fall Out Boy.

Bowser sang one line of U Can't Touch This from MC Hammer.

Ike was supposed to sing Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake.

Zelda sang Pretend to be Nice by Josie and the Pussycats

Marth sang I'm Blue by Eiffel 55.

Samus sang Touch My Body from Mariah Carrey.

Snake sang the first verse of Ding-Ding Dong by Gunther.

Captain Falcon sang the first verse of Candy Shop by 50 Cents.

Pit sang Move Along by All American Rejects.

And now for notes.

1. Ribbon is from Kirby and the Crystal Shards from the Nintendo 64 game. I remember that game…I never beat it, but I was on the last level…she is so adorable. She reminds me of a fairy from a certain anime.

2. Adeleine is also from Kirby and the Crystal Shards. I think this painter is a she, so she'll be referred to as a girl. She's helpful in the game unlike Ribbon. She paints either a maximum tomato or a 1up and gives it to you.

3. If you'll that dense then you should know that Midna is from Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess game. She'll be making regular appearances from here on out since she knows who Li is.

4. Sirica is from the Kirby Right Back at Ya anime. She is the daughter of a Star Warrior who lost her life protecting Meta Knight and his sword Galaxia. She is as impulsive at trying to kill Meta Knight like Knuckle Joe in the anime and she almost steals his sword and almost gets everyone killed if Kirby didn't save everyone. She realizes that her mother died honorably and goes to fight Nightmare and joins up with Knuckle Joe at the very end of the anime. The English version has a HUGE reference that the two were going out.

5. Louie is from Pikmin 2. He is very similar to Luigi in personality. His name even sounds the same.

6. In my story, Saki is the same age as Fox which I found out that Fox's age was 27 during Star Fox Assault. The age gap between him and Isaac won't affect their relationship, but it might affect Fox and Sonic's relationship.

7. In Sin and Punishment, Saki is married. In this story though, I killed his wife (fiancé). You can say that I killed the canon pairing.

8. Stellaluna is that children book written by Janell Cannon. The book is cute. You might think that Hoshi-Tsuki would act like the young bat in the story, but looks can be deceiving. You already know that Hoshi-Tsuki isn't all that innocent and that she knows more than she lets on. Her powers are also mysterious.

9. Saki is making a reference to how Sonic's been acting ever since chapter seven when Sonic was raped. Since Sonic lost that cocky personality he isn't in character. The comment that Sonic made was something a girl would say. Saki was making reference that his uke side is emerging.

Now you people could probably catch things I added. Now the most noticeable difference is that instead of Tracey being invited, Barry got invited instead. This way, I would be able to have a foil for Paul and Barry is more of a party animal anyway.

Speaking of Paul, karma hit him in the face. LOL Paul is my most hated character now so whatever he gets away with in the anime, he ain't getting away from it here.

Now back to note seven referring to Saki's girlfriend Airan, I said she's dead but because of the sequel of Sin and Punishment, the correct term would be that the world was destroyed and Saki was the only survival of that world but similar to Kingdom Hearts, the world can come back once the greatest evil of darkness is destroyed. So evil though Isaac/Saki will be the pairing here...there might be problems in the future...and I'm also referring to that Isaac finally gets married in the newest Golden Sun game.

So for those who listened to Move Along, I think the song is trying to tell you to never give up no matter how hard the challenge is. And angel myths is that angels have wonderful singing voices that can calm you down. Well, if you look at Tales of Symphonia, Colette has a move called Angel Song with whoever hears it basically gets increased stats temporary.

And another thing I changed is how everyone assumes Link likes Ganondorf to supporting Link in that he doesn't like him. It feels weird for Mario to support Link despite the fact Link and Ganondorf have been enemies forever. To add to the fact it was indeed the love potion, I think I'm going to make it more obvious that Ganondorf will take advantage of the situation and try to win back the affection of the Smashers and be welcomed back into the "family" only to backstab them later.

Some new jokes have been added since to the internet memes. Toon Link's video of Captain Falcon vs. Snake Fight While I Play Unfitting Music is a great humorous joke you find on Youtube. And of course Zelda saying "Tonight, you die in hell" is a reference to 300. I was going to have Zelda shout "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!" but I think she already gave the point across that she was yandere for Link but instead of attacking Link, she goes after Ganondorf. My Little Ponies reference.

Another thing added is that Gary doesn't submit to Ash when it comes to who tops but Ash wins for one reason or another. XD Just removing ukefication very slowly. Also another joke that should be obvious is that these two aren't going to have sex successfully one way or another. They are doomed to fail in this story.