the Dairy King

it was lunch time at casper high and that could only mean 1 thing...students were avoiding the cafeteria food! while Tucker ate the sausages that he brought from home, Danny seemed to be in a fight with his mystery meat which was crawling off of his plate.

"Dude, stop punching the toxic waste, its hitting me!" yelled tucker who was, sure enough, wiping the inedible substance off of his glasses. "I have no idea how they can sell this as food, let alone why you would buy it as food..." at this, Danny tuned out his friend when a familiar chill went up his spine, "dude? DUDE? did you hear a word i just said?" when he returned to his senses he noticed his best friend waving a and in front of his face.

"ya sorry tuck, in-edible food bla bla bla...i zoned out and my spidey sense went off so...i will be right back!" Danny had barely finished speaking when he rushed into the boys bathroom and turned into Danny Phantom.

when he finally heard the screams that were associated with a ghost attack, he flew towards them a quickly as possible. but what he saw when he arrived was definitely not what he expected. the students of casper high were all eating...cheese? what ghost would have gave them free chee- suddenly he remembered his friend that had helped him while he was trapped in Vlad Master's manor. "cheesy! whats up! did you hear that the packers lost?!"

"Vlad has been crying for a week dont-ya know! he has been annoying me to the ghost zone and back!"

"all because of a football team? maybe he should make the packers his obsession!"

"not about the packers at all young halfa, his obsession should be your mom dont-ya know! he has been talking about her day and night!" at this Danny got worried by the amount of murmuring (phantom has a mom still...he couldn't have died too long ago if his mom is still alive..he probably would be in a Casper high yearbook!) when he heard this, Danny tried to stop the ghost from saying any more but the Dairy King had already begun speaking again and Danny didn't want to be rude to one of his only allies. plus...it was the dairy king, what could go wrong? right?! "he is still trying to get you to be his apprentice dont-ya know. you would think that he would realize that you are stronger than him by now!"

"yeah," said Danny who was rubbing his neck nervously, he was glad that his secret wasnt revealed but he had to change the topic...and fast! "so...why did you come here today?"

the king answered without hesitation, "why to give these students a taste of the gouda! its dairy fresh!" after a moments hesitation he responded "oh...and Vlad was getting on my highest nerve...its always Maddie this and Danny that and i hate Danny Phantom's Dad! he really hates your Dad, Jack Fenton... he talks about 'getting rid' of him a lot." at this Danny winced and hoped that nobody had caught the Dairy King's little slipup, judging by the calculating looks on the smarter kid's faces, they had. to fix the situation, Danny quickly said something about skulker attacking an elderly woman and flew out of the room. 30 seconds later, Danny Fenton ran into the room sweating. he was soon addressed by the Dairy King

"why are you back so soon, young halfa! i thought you went to go fight skulker! I know that you can fly fast and that skulker is easy for you to beat but that took 30 seconds dont-ya know!" the Dairy king was confused. as Danny put his head down exasperatedly, if they hadnt figured his secret out by then, that statement was a dead giveaway! seeing the surprised looks on the students faces the Dairy king was dumbfounded, "I thought that they already knew your secret Danny! its pretty obvious dont ya know." Danny laughed and told the Dairy King that some people are just plain clueless as he walked to his next class.