zeldafan2613 said: Much tanks for this amazing fic!
I hope you're happy.
Little Red Riding Hood skipped along the path toward grandma's house, carrying a picnic basket in her hand. She was skipping happily through the woods when, suddenly, a big bad wolf appeared in front of her. Little Red Riding Hood gasped. The wolf snarled, baring it's sharp teeth.
"Oh no, mister wolf! Please don't hurt me!"
The wolf's hungry eyes turned to the basket. "What might you have in there, Little Red Riding Hood?"
Little Red Riding Hood held the basket away from the wolf. "It's not for you! It's for my grandma!"
The wolf reared back. "Then I will eat you and take it for myself!"
A Panzer IV landed on the wolf. A girl with curly brown hair poked her head out of the hatch. "Oh, hello there! Do you know the way to Ooarai High School?"
Little Red Riding Hood pointed to her left. She didn't know, but by now she just wanted to continue on to grandma's house. The tank turned and rolled off, with the girl watching. She waited until it was gone, then turned and ran off to her grandma's house.
Weiss closed the book, calmly walked over to the window, and threw the book out. "Nope. I know where this is going."
Ruby whined. "But Weiss..."
Weiss pointed out the window and the book lying open on the ground. "That's some craziness that will just escalate into total absurdity. There's no way a tank would ever just fall out of the sky, let alone be able to drive away like that afterwards."
A StuG III fell through the ceiling and landed on Weiss. It turned, totally mulching the room, and drove off through the wall. Ruby waited until it was out of sight before moving. She went to the window and jumped out, climbing down the tree and going to get her book.
Weiss lay on the floor. "My back..."
Yang slowly closed the book. "Blake... what is this... this inception you've created?"
Blake snapped her fingers. An M808B Scorpion Main Battle Tank landed on Yang.
Miles woke up. "What the hell? What's going on?"
Michael answered. "I don't know. You tell me."
Lindsay nodded. "Yeah, Miles. What is going on?"
Miles blinked. "Wha... what are you guys doing in my room."
Michael stood up out of the corner of the room. "This isn't your room! This is Ryan's!" He pointed up.
Miles followed Michael's finger to see a glass roof several meters above them. "Oh... oh NOOOOOOOO!"
Above them, Ryan looked down at his captives. "Heh heh heh... ha ha ha ha... AH HA HA HA HAA!"