Filler Chapter: Assist Trophy Rebel

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Brawl or any of the characters. I only own Sun-Wong, Isaak, Himeno, Roger, Aqua, Mcenche, and Pepper. Zelina belongs to Zelina56. Serenade and Abbigale is mine.

Summary: While Pit, Ike, Fox, and Sonic are on their date, dark movements are happening inside the mansion lead by the Smasher that betrayed everyone. Lucas finds out and warns Shadow and Stafy. When they find out, Shadow proceeds to ask Lyn for assistance before reporting the plans of betray to Master Hand. Upon realizing that Lyn is thinking of rebelling, Shadow is torn for his feelings for her and his duties as an assist trophy. Will Lyn make the right decision and report the rebellion or will she side with the dark side? Whatever she chooses will depend on if Shadow's life is in danger? And what of the final Chaos Emerald in Shadow's possession?

Me: Okay, the filler starts now. Everyone will be shocked when they see who the traitor is. Enjoy, nya!

Chapter 23: Filler Chapter: Assist Trophy Rebel


As soon as Pit and Ike went on their date and later Fox and Sonic, Li sprung into action. The traitor began by sticking notes on the doors of the assist trophy demanding that all assist trophy should meet in the main room of the assist trophy. This cause suspicion, worry, and excitement to them. Most decided to attend. The only ones who didn't get the notes were Saki and Isaac because they were still in Peach's room hiding from everyone.

Shadow and Stafy didn't get it either because the black hedgehog was too busy chasing the star around the mansion demanding that the star would give back his Chaos Emerald like a good little star. The star refused none the less.

"Stafy, that Chaos Emerald is very important! Give it back before I shoot you!"

"Like you could," the star cheered innocently.

Shadow grunted as the chase continued. He didn't like that the star was getting faster day by day resulting in chases like this to last one minute longer. In three minutes, he would catch him.


Lucas walked the hallway of the assist trophies. He knew he wasn't suppose to be here, but curiosity got to him when he noticed that most of the assist trophies weren't wandering the halls of the Smashers like they always did only to get in trouble.

The PK boy continued on until he made it to the main room of the assist trophies. There he saw all of them standing at the bottom while there was a dark figure above them all speaking to them. Lucas gasped when he realized that it was the Pit look alike speaking to them.

Shouldn't they all be attacking him now? Lucas questioned himself.

The blonde decided to hide behind the wall and listen to the whole discussion.

"And why should we side with you?" Little Mac questioned ready to punch the dark angel.

Li taunted him by waving a finger in front of his face, "Simple. You assist trophies deserve more than being just assistants to the Smashers here, do you?"

"Well yes, but…"

"They limited you from using your full powers unlike the Smashers? Don't you guys feel inferior to the Smashers? Now here's your chance to be superior to them."

Andross instantly sided with Li saying, "He's right! I can't use my full power to kill Star Fox!"

Li nodded his head, "Yes, you will have the opportunity to kill them."

Devil was the next to side with Li.

"You have proven your point. I can do much more than move the screen around."

"Exactly, I heard that you could control demons weaker than you. This is your chance to get even with those who made fun of you."

Devil nodded his head in agreement.

Soon, more assist trophies were siding with Li which included Samurai Gorah, Waluigi, and Gray Fox. While some assist trophies were against it, others were thinking about siding with the dark angel.

"You guys don't have to decide right now. When the time comes, you will either be in or out. I pray that you're not out…otherwise…"

Li never finished his sentenced because he chuckled evilly scaring the assist trophies that were against him. Knuckles Joe glared at him and the traitors. He didn't notice that out of all of them, Waluigi had a one percent of doubt in his facial expressions while Gray Fox seemed more sinister than the rest.

Lucas started to tremble. Fear had taken over his brain as he pictured the assist trophies rebelling against Master Hand.

What…why…how…could they? Even Jeff is…

The horror of an upcoming rebel was too much for the blonde. He took off running hoping to find someone he could talk to. He didn't care if they heard him rush off. All he knew was that he had to get away.

Sadly, Li took notice of his presence but decided not to follow him. Instead, he allowed the traitor Smasher hiding in the shadows to stalk the blonde which he obeyed instantly.


Lucas continued to run. He eventually crashed into a black hedgehog who emerged victorious over a little star. When they collided with each other, the Ultimate Life Form dropped the Chaos Emerald allowing Stafy to snatch it and place it above his head.

"Dammit. I thought I had it…" Shadow mumbled.

"I win!" Stafy cheered.

Shadow stood up, brushed the dirt off of his body and gave the coldest glare he could muster at the Smasher that crashed into him, "You better run now before I decide to attack you."

The black hedgehog's glare disappeared instantly upon seeing the scared look on Lucas' face. Now he knew that many things scared the PK boy, but his glare wasn't enough to scare him this bad.

"Did he piss himself?" Stafy questioned innocently.

Ignoring the little star, Shadow offered a hand to Lucas asking what was wrong. Lucas refused to take his hand as he stood up by himself. He instantly backed away and proceeded to run away from the two assist trophies, when he toppled over Stafy and fell flat on his face.

"-sweatdrop- And I thought Cream was clumsy…"

Shadow took this chance to take the Chaos Emerald back from Stafy. The star whined as he tackled the blonde asking why he was running away.

"Go away!" Lucas shouted, "You plan on rebelling against Master Hand!"

Shadow's left eye twitched as he asked, "What the hell are you talking about?"

"What the hell have you been smoking?" Stafy copied the black hedgehog innocently.

Shadow made a mental note to kill the person who taught the little star fowl language.

Lucas looked like he was ready to cry, "You know what I mean. That Pit look alike told all of you assist trophies that you guys weren't worthy and that you deserve to be on the same level on the Smashers…so he told you guys to join him."

Surprised at this, Shadow asked, "Is this true?"

"Yes...wait…do you two not know about this?"

Shadow shook his head, "How could I have known? Where did this take place?"

"In the main room of the assist trophies."

"Then I couldn't had have known. I was too busy trying to get my Chaos Emerald from this brat."

"Hey!"

Lucas felt some hope returning to him. If some assist trophies decided to stay loyal to Master Hand, then he could stop the rebel before it even happens.

"But if Stafy and I don't know…then Saki and Isaac must not have known either…" Shadow muttered to himself knowing very well that the two were hiding out in Peach's pink room.

"We have to report this to Master Hand!" Lucas stated regaining the confidence in him, "We can't have anyone get hurt."

Stafy had no idea what was going on, but he agreed instantly. Shadow however had his mind on something else.

"Was Lyndis in the room?" he asked.

"Huh?"

"Was Lyn in the room?" he asked again shortening Lyn's name.

"I…don't know."

Shadow looked at the floor. Before he told Master Hand, he had to make sure that Lyn knew about this. If what Lucas said was true then Lyn must not know about the rebel either. After he told the green haired swordsmen, then he would tell Saki and Isaac about it and then the five assist trophies would be able to convince Master Hand to stop the rebel and possibly suspend those who intended to betray the white hand.

"We look for Lyn first before we do anything," Shadow said simply as he zoomed off in one direction of the mansion hoping to find Lyn quickly.

"Wait up!" Stafy cried out as the little star happily trotted after the black hedgehog.

Lucas followed behind shortly. This is a chance to prove that I'm not a coward. If I can stop this…


Li was happy with himself that he got the majority of the assist trophies to question their worth and join the dark side. The dark angel knew that Waluigi would not stay with him long when he found out what he did to Wario and the younger Pichu brother. It will be too late by then though. Samurai Gorah also wouldn't stay with him if he had a chance to talk to Captain Falcon.

Andross, Devil, and Gray Fox would surely stick with him all the way. If Alex Kidd couldn't kill Fox tonight then he would use Andross. After all, Fox will only have one more chance to find the person he truly loves before he dies when he uses the black feather one last time. Andross did know all of Fox's weak points.

Pathetic of Master Hand to recruit a bad guy claiming that he had a change of heart. Li thought to himself.

Then there was Devil. Devil would be able to help him control the army of demons that Li had since he would be too busy taking care of business when the time came.

Finally, there was Gray Fox. Oh how Li liked the darkness in his heart. This Gray Fox may not be the original one, but he was just as dangerous as the real one.

"So, what did you want to talk to me about?" Li asked Gray Fox who wanted to ask the dark angel one thing.

"What will I gain if I join you?" he asked in a dark tone.

"A lot. You will get to kill your enemy Solid Snake and can have anybody you want as long as it isn't Pit," Li told him. He didn't want the cyborg touching the captain in anyway.

Gray Fox laughed cynically, "Then I will have the one that wields the cannon sword."

"That girly man?" Li questioned referring to Saki.

"Yes, he's been turning me on ever since this all began, and I feel like he wants me just as much as I want him."

"Suit yourself."

The black angel knew that Saki already had someone which goes by the name Isaac. He couldn't care less, but he would be more than pleased if Gray Fox crushed the blonde between his feet. The sight would be wonderful indeed.

"You excellence."

The traitor Smasher appeared from the shadows. It's amazing how the dark side can do this so easily.

"What is it?"

"It seems the boy has asked the black hedgehog and yellow star for assistance. Shall I dispose of them?"

Li grinned evilly, "No, continue to follow them. If they try to persuade one of the assist trophies to stick with Master Hand, contact me. Otherwise, when the hedgehog has his guard down, steal his Chaos Emerald. I only need that one of the ultimate powers in the galaxy."

"As you wish your excellence."

The traitor Smasher went away in the shadows again. Midna appeared and gave a worried glance at the dark angel. Li ignored her presence and continued to plot and wait for the traitor Smasher to come to him. If there is one thing he would like to do to one of Sonic's friends, it was to crush their spirit but not as horribly as the blue hedgehog himself.


He continued to hide under the blanket on the floor where he hoped that Ganondorf wouldn't find him if the door were to be broken down. The villain of Hyrule continued to knock on his door asking in a dark tone for him to come out so they could chat, but Link knew better. He was only to get raped again if he even opened the locked door.

Please go away. Link thought to himself.

His prayers didn't seem to be heard because he assumed that Ganondorf was preparing his Warlock Punch to break down the door. The punch was strong enough for the door to turn into pieces of wood that went flying everywhere in the room.

Ganondorf looked around the room and spotted the Hero of Time under the blanket on the floor. He grinned evilly as he walked over to the elf and pulled the blanket off of him.

"Miss me much?" he questioned. It sounded innocent but it was far from it.

Link refused to look at him and proceeded to move back. His back ended up colliding into the wall. Upon seeing the fear in the elf's eyes, Ganondorf chuckled.

"My face must not be that scary," he joked as he held his hand out for him, "Come now. Let us go somewhere more private."

"No…" Link manage to cry out, "Go away…"

Ganondorf raised an eyebrow, "You defy me you Whore of Time?"

The aura around Ganondorf became more dangerous as he grabbed Link's arm by force and forced him up.

"You're coming with me."

Ganondorf was much too powerful for him. Link felt himself being dragged out of his room out into the open where no one would save him.

Someone please help me. I can't do this anymore…

Oh did someone from Heaven hear him as a grenade launcher was pointed behind Ganondorf's head.

"I think the damsel in distress wants to be left alone," the voice said. There was a hint of humor in it, but he was dead serious.

Ganondorf cursed at himself, "Aren't you suppose to be spying on Samus at this time Snake?"

Link looked at his rescuer. His eyes widened.

"The damn Captain Falcon got to her first," Snake replied, "Can't have two people looking at her or we'll both be killed. So I decided to mind my own business today and look what I find?"

"You really need to stop minding your own business," Ganondorf said bitterly.

"Isn't this kind of ironic?" Snake continued, "You push yourself onto Link during the karaoke party making Zelda hate both of you and break up with him. And now that Zelda is gone, you decide to take advantage of his broken heart. I see how this villain works."

"You-"

"I wouldn't be surprised if you were working for the Pit look alike."

"As if. The little shit took my roommate away. Not like I could care less about his whereabouts and safety but it does get lonely in that part of the mansion. I really needed company."

"Then find someone else," Snake said in a threatening voice, "Because Link is coming with me."

"And if I don't let him go?"

"Expect your blood to be all over the wall with your head in front of the door."

Ganondorf glared at the mercenary as he jumped back. Snake prepared to shoot when the villain of Hyrule threw Link at him. Snake caught him in his arms.

"Find take him. He was being a bitch anyway."

Ganondorf grunted and proceeded to walk away. He stopped when he turned around and threatened, "If you say anything about this to Master Hand, then the Whore of Time will be no more. I'll take him into the dark part of the mansion where no one will ever be able to find him."

With that, he stormed off quite satisfied that he wouldn't get caught.

Snake cursed a little with a "damn" here and a "bastard" there. He then looked at Link who was shaking in his arms.

"You're okay now. You don't have to worry about him," Snake told him. He didn't have the skills to comfort one in distress, but he was trying.

"How…did you…find…me?" Link asked weakly.

Snake sighed. Link saw a bright light behind him and knew what it was.

"This fairy of yours told me what happened. I decided to let Falcon win today and go save you."

"Navi did?"

"Of course Link!" she shouted, "I couldn't let that meanie do whatever he wanted with you. You deserve better."

Link smiled weakly, "Thank you…Navi…Snake…"

Snake couldn't help but smile a faint yet temporally smile before it went back to a stern look on his face, "What did he do to you?"

Link said nothing. It was a bad idea to ask. Snake sighed.

"And I thought Sonic was the only one who needed watching," Snake said sadly.

"I'm sorry…he…I…"

Snake didn't allow him to say no more as he lifted Link off the ground and carried him to his room in the bridal way. The elf blushed a bright pink.

"W-What are…you doing?"

"Taking you to my room. Your room clearly isn't safe and Mr. Game and Watch isn't going to be happy with that broken down door."

"Still…I can walk…"

"You can barely talk, so I doubt you can walk."

Snake let out a huge sigh as the fairy followed them. He wished that it was Samus that he rescued from the evil clutches of Ganondorf and the one he was carrying but Link would have to do. He had to admit that the blonde was cute.

And the elf has officially turned me bisexual. Snake thought to himself. He looked down at Link and noticed that he was asleep. He smiled one of those rare smiles again. Maybe it's worth it.

Navi grinned upon seeing Link sleeping so peacefully. If there is one thing about Snake she liked, it was that Link considered him as his sanctuary.


Lucas fell to the ground gasping for air when Shadow finally found Lyn near her room. He could be just as annoying as Sonic when it came to speed. Stafy didn't seem the least bit tired though. Must be because he's a kid.

Wait! I'm a kid too! Lucas told himself. So why do I get tired to easily?

Lucas never found out because he was too busy listening to Shadow and Lyn. Both were really tensed.

"Lyn, we have to tell Master Hand about this rebellion," he told her firmly, "Are you coming or not?"

"Actually…" She hid her eyes behind her bangs as he gripped the edge of her sword. "I was planning to…join them…"

Lucas gasped. Someone as nice as Lyn was joining the Pit look alike? He couldn't believe it! Stafy didn't understand but he knew that something was wrong because Shadow looked at her in confusion.

"What?"

Lyn took a deep breathe as she explained, "When I first got an invitation saying that I was in Brawl, I was so happy…but when it turned out that I was only an assist trophy…I…"

Shadow shook his head, "It can't be...you wouldn't!"

"I was…jealous…I had a private conversation with Crazy Hand about why I wasn't a Smasher…and he said that it was because Master Hand wanted a limited amount of females in Brawl…I was shocked that sexism was why I was an assist trophy. He told me that I should be happy that I was an assist along with the other female assist trophies…but…I feel left out…"

Shadow didn't understand, "I don't understand what you're saying."

"I'm the only female adult," she said sadly.

To Lucas, it made perfect since. All the mature females were Smashers. Lyn was the only mature female assist trophies as Kat, Ana, and Jill were only kids. Barbara was considered an immature female as she was rather loud and obnoxious especially when it came to Guitar Hero.

"Why does it matter that you're the only one?"

"Because I'm stronger then all of those good for nothing guys that are considered assists!" she snapped surprising the black hedgehog, "And I'm not the only one who wants to prove that I'm a better fighter than a assist. That's why we're all rebelling. We deserve better Shadow."

Shadow looked away from her, "But…we wouldn't have met much less become friends if you were a Smasher…"

The fierce look on the female swordsmen's face fell when she saw the confused expression on his face. He was torn between leaving to report her and the rest of the assist trophies to Master Hand…and something else that she couldn't figure out.

"Lyndis," he began facing her again with his serious expression, "I never wanted to be here. Neither was Sonic."

Lyn felt her heart sink as he continued.

"Sonic was just recovering from an incident after the SEGA Superstar Tennis tournament. One of his friends died…and my friend…rival…Reala was…just as torn."

"Shadow?"

"I wanted to stay and comfort him…but we were told of the invitation to Brawl. We both didn't want to go…but everyone else' feelings came before ours…so we were forced to go…Sonic went to save everyone…and I was forced to leave them. I didn't want to…it got worse when I found out that I was just as an assist trophy and couldn't even use my full powers to assist them…but…"

Stafy glanced at Shadow with worry in his eyes as the black hedgehop scooped the little star into his arms.

"When I met Stafy…I felt better about being an assist trophy."

"Shadow…"

"And then I met you, Saki and Isaac and later Mr. Resetti who stood out from the lowly bunch that complained about being assist trophies. I thought you really loved being an assist trophy…but I guess I was wrong…"

Realizing what she said, Lyn avoided eye contact with the black hedgehog, "I did love being an assist…but…"

"What did the Pit look alike say to you?" he asked.

"He said we deserve better…but…"

"People like him will only throw his minions away when they no longer have any use."

"Yes I know…but…"

"Lyn…don't make Shadow sad…" Stafy said. His eyes began to get watery like he was about to let it all out.

Lucas couldn't stand the sight in front of him. It was like watching a family getting a divorce. The blonde felt like the one listening to the father and mother complain nonstop until they filed the divorce papers.

Shadow and Lyn were both torn with what they were saying to each other and Stafy was hurting because of the two of them. Both refused to look each other in the eye.

"Think about it Lyn…" Shadow mumbled to her, "I don't want to see you destroyed when I tell this to Master Hand."

"Shadow…"

"I'm sorry…"

Shadow ran off in the opposite direction. Lucas wanted to chase after Shadow but at the same time, stay and comfort Lyn. He knew that the female swordsmen was crying when she fell to her knees but the blonde felt like Shadow was in need of more comfort than she and raced after the Ultimate Life Form.

The traitor Smasher appeared behind the female swordsmen and grinned evilly. This was something worth reporting to Li, but he needed her to come along.


"SHADOW WAIT UP!" Lucas yelled knowing very well it will attract the attention of the assist trophies. It would be bad luck if he got one of the traitor assist trophies to follow him and beat him up.

Shadow didn't seem to be listening. Stafy had to jump out of his arms in order to get him to stop in his tracks. Lucas finally caught up and panted.

"You got to…go back and talk to her…" Lucas told him, "She crying back there."

"That bitch…" he muttered shocking Lucas, "How could she turn her back on everything we've been through? It's like the time we spent together doesn't matter to her."

"Shadow?"

Lucas noticed that Shadow looked really tensed. He looked like a lost child that had no where to go. It reminded him of himself when his mother died.

"I don't know…what to think…"

"Shadow, don't cry," Stafy told him.

"I'm not crying Stafy. Can you not tell?"

"You look like it. Why were you and Lyn fighting?"

No matter how you put it, Stafy was only a little kid that had much to learn. It was heartbreaking to see one such as Stafy to not understand the situation.

Shadow said nothing. He just allowed Stafy to go back into his arms.

"I don't think I can do it…" Shadow mumbled.

"Do what?" Lucas questioned.

"I can't report her to Master Hand…she's too important…"

"Are you…in love with her?"

Why did he ask that question? It was the question that would make his walk to the grave a lot faster. The black hedgehog did not reply but Stafy said in a childish tone that Shadow indeed liked her. The blonde realized that it was going to be a whole lot harder to report it to Master Hand. If he tried to do it alone, no one would believe him and Shadow would be out for blood.

"I'm sorry I can't empathize with you," Lucas mumbled, "but I have to tell Master Hand. It's for everyone's safety…not like he'll believe me."

Shadow glared at the blonde, but it wasn't as powerful as his previous ones. The look in his eyes were completely drained.

As the PK boy proceeded to run off, the traitor Smasher appeared at the turning point of the hallway stopping him in his tracks.

"Luigi, what you doing here?" Lucas asked, "Did you find out about the rebellion too? If so, then why don't we both go and tell this to Master Hand? It will be more convincing."

Shadow's eyes widened in terror upon seeing the dark look in the plumber's eyes.

"Lucas, get away!"

Lucas didn't get a chance to react because Luigi punched the blonde in the stomach really hard sending him flying. Shadow had to release Stafy in order to catch the PK boy.

"What the hell is wrong with you Luigi?" Shadow questioned in anger, "Do you have any idea what you're doing?"

"My name is not Luigi." The man in green said. "I am known as Mr. L."

"Mr. L?"

"And I can't allow you guys to report any of this to Master Hand."

When he said that, he got out a rope and a whip.

Lucas jumped out of Shadow's arms and proceeded to run in the opposite direction. There was no way he was going to be able to defeat Luigi even with the help of Shadow and Stafy.

Shadow couldn't really do much without his gun and having his chaos powers limited. Chaos Control was useless if one of darkness could go in the shadows and wait for them where they ended up. No matter how much he didn't like it, they would have to fall back.

The black hedgehog allowed Lucas to run ahead of him. The blonde didn't get far though because another dark figure blocked the route. The blonde ended up falling on his ass.

"Mr. L, you said this would be interesting, but I don't see the girl that would make it entertaining."

Lucas felt like he had nothing but bad luck. Behind them was Mr. L who was a psycho version of Luigi while in front of them was Lived the Pit look alike. Their chances of coming out of this alive was close to zero percent.

"I thought you wanted the last Chaos Emerald."

"I do, but…it's no fun without an audience."

As they continued to talk to each other, they were moving closer to Lucas and the assist trophies. They were forced to stay in the middle. Shadow cursed at himself for not bringing a gun loaded with bullets. Instead, he pulled Stafy up to his chest and tried his best to hide the little star. If there was one thing he would do is protect the little star.

"You should at least take the Chaos Emerald your excellence." Mr. L told the dark angel.

"I will…but first, you show me where that girl is."

The girl…they can't be talking about-

Shadow's thoughts were interrupted when a dark portal appeared behind Mr. L. He reached in with his hand and pulled out a chain. He pulled on it revealing Lyn on a leash. This horrified the black assist trophy.

"LYN!"

Lucas noticed that Lyn's eyes were a pale color of green. She was limping when she was forced to stand. Li and Mr. L chuckled.

"Oh, there will be an audience after all," Li joked, "A doll is better than nothing."

Shadow sent daggers at the dark angel and then back at Mr. L, "You bastards!"

"You could have her back if you let us do whatever we want with you," Li teased.

Lucas wasn't liking where the conversation was going. Knowing Shadow, he wouldn't go down without a fight, but Lyn was too important to him. Stafy was too but…

"Well?"

Shadow pulled out the green Chaos Emerald and held it up, "I'll give you this if you leave us alone."

Li sighed, "That's one thing I want, but the minute I give the girl back, you'll report this to Master Hand. We can't have you doing that so…"

Before Shadow could react, he felt someone hit him in the back of the head with something hard. It must have been Li's fist powered up with his dark powers. It was strong enough to knock him out. Before he collapsed to the ground, he cursed at being too soft. Stafy laid in his arms panicked.

"Shadow, wake up!" he cried out as he nudged him to open his eyes.

Lucas was trembling again. He was up against two villains with no one to help him. Lyn was being controlled somehow. Shadow was unconscious. Stafy was going to cry if Shadow didn't wake up.

"Man, if I attack you then I'll hate myself," Li said with a laugh.

"Should I deal with him your excellence?" Mr. L asked.

"No, he's not worth it. Just look at him. He's shaking all over. It's amazing how much that boy from Onett can tolerate him."

Lucas stopped trembling for a second, "N-Ness?"

"That's his name? Yeah. I remember when I first captured him. He was trying to act like an adult and protect that stupid Pokémon Trainer, but he ended up becoming a trophy and is now a part of the trophy collection."

Lucas felt anger rise within him, "What do you plan on doing with him and everyone else?"

"Simple." Li pointed his index finger at the ceiling or rather the sky where Heaven was, "Angel Land has become more advanced when it comes to technology ever since they got over my "death". There's a machine that needs the power of that from another world. When that power is in that machine, then a barrier will be set around Palutena's castle…or rather Heaven that will prevent access. Those who die will never go to Heaven but will go to hell instead."

Lucas gasped, "You can't mean-"

"I only need one more Smasher trophy in order for the machine to work," Li continued, "But from the looks of it, you won't be the one. You're too weak."

The blonde clenched his fist in anger. He look ready to attack with his PK powers.

"At least this Ness has more power than you," Li taunted, "But I do feel sorry for the stupid shit. Taking care of you must be a pain in the ass."

"DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT NESS!" Lucas shouted.

Li jumped back slightly startled, "Oh, the little boy is mad now! What are you going to do? Throw a temper tantrum?"

Li shot his head back and laughed with Mr. L joining in. Lucas gave the dark angel the meanest glare he could muster. It wasn't enough to shake them though. The blonde felt power pulsing through his pain. He would release a combination of all three of his PK spells: Freeze, Fire, and Thunder to do some damage.

The Pit look alike wasn't going to let him sadly because he felt the power within Lucas. Instead of turning the blonde into a trophy, he merely did the same thing that he did to Shadow. He disappeared quickly and then appeared behind the blonde. He did a cross chop on Lucas' neck. The blow caught him off guard and because he didn't have the endurance of the other Smashers, he fainted instantly.

"I can't let you attracting attention can I?" Li questioned no one in general.

He looked at Stafy that was crying now. His cries were ear splitting. It was pure reflexes that the dark angel pulled out his double edge sword and pointed it at the little star. Mr. L was expecting blood to be on the floor. He was wrong. The more Stafy cried, the more Li wanted to stab him, but at the same time, he wanted to pull him into an embrace.

"What are you waiting for your excellence? Kill him."

Li was about to when he looked at Stafy again. His eyes widened when he thought he saw someone else within the star.

Pit?

Li unconsciously put his sword down when Midna appeared from behind him and shouted, "Don't you dare hurt that child!"

The dark angel snapped out of his thoughts. He looked rather confused. That confusion caused him to have a headache as he fell to his knees. He dropped his sword and held onto his head.

What the hell is wrong with me? he asked himself. Why am I having flashbacks of Pit now?

"Your Excellency!"

"Lived!"

The image of Pit soon vanished and replaced with a crying star. He frowned when his headache disappeared. He stood up, went over to the star and kicked him. It wasn't a powerful kick, but because Stafy was so weak, it was able to knock him out.

"Stupid brat. Because of you, I almost…"

The dark angel hid his eyes under his hair. He thought he would never have to feel the pain of becoming human. He lost all humanity…yet…he was feeling remorse from doing all of this.

"Lived, how could you do such a thing?" Midna questioned finally enraged to act, "You said the little kids would stay out of this affair."

"He was being annoying," Li mumbled, "Be happy that I didn't kill him."

"Couldn't you just apologize?"

"Why apologize when an apology has no meaning?"

The two stared at each other for a long time before Mr. L interrupted their rain of thoughts by asking, "What do we do with these nuisances?"

Li turned away from Midna and faced the traitor Smasher, "Tie those three up and hide them in one of the hidden rooms of this mansion. You know the place by heart since you've been here since the first season. As for the girl…leave her where you found her. Make sure she doesn't wake up until the time is right. We can use her when it begins."

"Affirmative."

Mr. L pulled the chain that was around Lyn's neck and pushed her into the dark portal that appeared behind him. Li doubted that Mr. L would listen to him. Something told him that the green haired swordsmen would end up waking up and discussing the rebellion to the remainder of the assist trophies that weren't on his side. He didn't care because three evil assist trophies were enough. The others could just die if they even turned on him.

The traitor Smasher came back and picked up the remaining Smashers by the arm and threw them in the dark portal. Li decided to follow them as soon as Lucas was thrown into the darkness. Midna continued to glare at the dark angel even when he was gone. She sighed as she disappeared into the darkness.


Li watched as Mr. L finished tying Lucas' arms behind his back. The dark angel was impressed with where he was hiding the three.

There was a hidden basement like room in Ness' and Lucas' room that was underneath the bed. Judging from the mess, it seemed like not even the blonde knew of this room. He doubted that the other Smashers did not know of this room either.

"No one will find them." Mr. L told the dark angel.

"We can only hope."

Li glanced at the black hedgehog and grinned. It was nice to see animals especially hedgehogs suffer. He saw the shine of the green Chaos Emerald in his spines. Walking toward the black hedgehog, he snatched the emerald from him and smiled victoriously.

"With this, the barrier around Heaven will be totally unbreakable."

"What are you going to do now?"

Li glanced at the traitor Smasher and grinned evilly, "The final touch: Getting Pit to join the dark side."

"How will you do that?"

"Easy. I just have to inject some of my dark powers into his gold ring and that is all. After that, everything will happen on its own and Pit will come to me. I expect you to stay here and act like your pathetic self until the time is right. Then you can unleash your powers on the one that made you suffer the most."

"My brother."

"Exactly! He deserves to die after leaving you alone and dedicating his time to that stupid blonde chick. I'll be going now, so if you excuse me…"

Li made a portal appear behind him. He jumped into the portal and disappeared. Mr. L grinned.

"The day my brother spills his blood will be the day I will be reborn. And Dimentio will come and reign darkness in the human world if his Excellency is only interested in taking over Heaven."

The traitor Smasher laughed hysterically. Surprisingly no one heard him and Lucas and the two assist trophies didn't wake up from their slumber. They wouldn't wake up until it was too late.


Somewhere in the mall…

"Come on Mcenche! Try this on!" Pepper shouted at the white haired angel.

"Do I have to?" he asked in a worried tone.

Well, of course Mcenche was going to be worried. They were in the mall for crying out loud shopping for clothes that were Li's size that he would never wear. He just wanted to sleep all day, but Sun-Wong insisted that he had the same body figure as Li. The ice angel found this insulting and Roger wouldn't back him up because he was enjoying the torture that the girls were giving him.

Holding onto a feminine greenish-purple hat, Roger continued to laugh outside the dressing room. Did they mention that the changing room was a women's changing room and they were forcing the poor ice angel to cross dress?

Sun-Wong started to worry about Mcenche now because all he heard in the changing room was a repeated sentence over and over again. "This is for the cake…"

The cake…Sun-Wong was eating it right now with no feeling of remorse. This made Roger laugh even louder.

"Lived would SO like this! Don't you think so Aqua?" Pepper asked the water angel.

Aqua only nodded her head in agreement.

"You can look in the mirror now."

When Mcenche looked in the mirror, he screamed. Roger fell out of his seat and beginning rolling over laughing his ass off. Sun-Wong almost choked on his piece of cake.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?"

"It's called Extreme Makeover." Pepper joked.

What they put Mcenche in was dishonorable among men. He was wearing a black maid outfit that was so short, you would think his boxers would be visible. His wings looked ready to melt at the sight of his female appearance.

"How could you Pepper?"

"Because I wanted to see you in this once," Pepper told him, "And think. If Lived was alive, then he would be wearing this every day."

Aqua sighed. She even underlined the word… she thought to herself. Crazy.

"Where's Isaak? Where's Himeno? Where's Captain Pit? WHERE'S MY CAKE?"

The fire angel looked at the ice angel with a puzzled look as she cocked her head to the side like an owl, "What are you talking about? There is no cake."

"NANI?"

Mcenche ran out of the dressing room to see the earth angel eating the last piece of cake. He smiled innocently as he glanced at the maid outfit. Roger however was going to die from laughter as he demanded a camera from someone.

The poor ice angel fell to his knees and mumbled this sentence for the rest of the day.

"THE CAKE IS A LIE!"

Pepper and Aqua walked out of the dressing room either laughing (Pepper) or sighing (Aqua).

"We're not done yet Mcenche!" Pepper exclaimed, "You still have to cosplay as Toshiro Hitsugaya from Bleach and Makenshi from Final Fantasy Unlimited! You promised!"

Before the fire angel could continue bugging her ice companion, a man walked up to the two girls and asked.

"Is that your Chocobo over there Ms.?"

Pepper looked in the direction of the entrance. Her eyes widened upon seeing her Chocobo causing mayhem to everything and everyone around it. Clothes were being knocked to the floor, make up was scattered everywhere, glass was shattered, and any person in the way of the Chocobo was sent flying in a random direction.

"CHOBI! COME BACK!" Pepper screamed as she spread her wings and chased after her pet.

The royal bodyguards minus Mcenche stopped whatever they were doing and sweat dropped.

"I don't think she'll make it to Red Robin in time…" Aqua mumbled.

"It's a shame," Roger said in an uncaring voice.

Sun-Wong looked at Mcenche and grinned evilly, "Mcenche. You not done yet. We still got black wedding dress, mini skirt, nurse outfit, cat costume, showgirl outfit, and those two Cosplay outfits that Pepper mentioned to try on!"

Aqua did a facepalm as she watched Sun-Wong and Roger drag Mcenche to the guys changing room. Oh did she feel sorry for the ice angel.


Me: TBC with 8688 words.

Yohko:…

Me: What's wrong Yohko?

Yohko: Am I annoying?

Me: ! HELL NO! You were my best friend in 6th grade! Well…someone to look up to…even though I met you when I was still in Preschool…scared the shit out of me when I was that age.

Yohko: I see.

Me: Don't worry about what other people think.

Yohko: Thanks.

Me: Anyway, you people now know that Luigi is the one who betrayed the Smashers. His reasons for joining the dark side will be revealed in due time, but how will Mario react to see his brother on the antagonist side?

And I added the Snake/Link scene because they just don't have enough screen time and I want the conflict between Ganondorf and Link to be on hiatus for the remainder of the story since Ganondorf cannot act again, but can get away with it.

And if you guys have not noticed, Shadow is paired up with Lyn. I originally was going to just let her stand their not in her trance state as she watched Shadow get beaten up by Li instead of them getting knocked out by one hit.

Notes!

1. Navi is the annoying fairy that travels with Link in Legend of Zelda: Orcania of Time. She was suppose to be in my story sooner, but I forgot about her. She is actually in Brawl as one of Link's taunts as well as being the fairy he was following in SSE.

2. Mr. L is Luigi's dark side in Super Paper Mario. Count Bleck's servant Nastasia brainwashed him, but he only able to be brainwashed because of his negative feelings for his brother Nastasia only had a temporarily hold on Peach's mind before she broke free. Mr. L is completely different from the cowardly Luigi. While he still has the love for gadgets and robots, he is more deadly and isn't afraid of hurting people. He is more faithful to Dimentio than Count Bleck himself.

3. Dimentio is the REAL villain of Super Paper Mario who is the jester of the group making sarcastic comments whenever he as the chance. He tries to defy the prophecy of Mario, Peach, Bowser and Luigi saving the world by keeping his hold on Luigi's mind until the last minute when they defeat Count Bleck and it reveals that he was the true mastermind. He goes as far as trying to kill Count Bleck, but ends up killing Nastasia who miraculously survives his attack. He uses Luigi for his final attack but is defeated. When he is defeated though, the scene after that surprised me as Mario didn't seem to care for his brother's safety and continued to attack.

Here are the questions:

1. Will Snake and Link ever get together? (This is more of a fan debate than anything else.)

2. Will Gray Fox be able to take Saki away from Isaac?

3. What will happen to the rest of the assist trophies?

4. Why did Luigi turn to the dark side?

5. Will I ever get Chobi back?

Anyway, please review. I'm going to rant about many game now.

Yohko: If you don't want to here her, stop right here and review. Otherwise continue.

And I'm getting better with Sonic and Satoshi and playing Pit less. Maybe that's because I feel like I need to expand my horizon. I'll play Pit tomorrow.

Tales of Symphonia…I already beat it and I don't plan on playing it for a while…well…maybe I will…I'm going to get Zelos' affection to be above Colette, so I can get his scene at Altessa's House.

I've been playing Super Paper Mario recently to get ideas of how Mr. L is suppose to act, and while I haven't gotten to fight Mr. L yet (still in outer space), I realized the chapter that Luigi was captured that he was calling out Mario's name…and Mario never came to save him…I can see where the darkness rises in this game. In fact there are 5 references that suggest that Luigi hates Mario. One of them each in all three Paper Mario games, the 4th in Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga, and the last one in Super Smash Brothers Brawl itself. Ask me in a PM, for the references but you could easily find them on Wikipedia.

And now the game I've been playing recently…Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. It's just like Tales of Symphonia where you can choose who you end up with at the end of the game…but the guys are…where…one of them is Cliff and he's 35 years old…while the main character Fayt is 19. Then there is Roger who is 12...and then Adray who is 55. The only guy worth pairing Fayt up with is Albel. He's 24 but that doesn't mean he's feminine! I mean, he wears a shirt that looks like he has breasts. He wears a PURPLE skirt where his legs are showing and sometimes his underwear is shows when he's fighting. And then his hair…he braids his hair. It's so long. I think in one scene, he took his braids out…I'm not sure though…but he has hair longer than any of the other female characters. He's a great uke…except his personality is crazy. He kills people without hesitation…the only one he seems opened up to is Fayt. Other than that, I don't care if you people yell at me, but Albel seems completely oblivious to romance and that he attracts a lot of unwanted attention. If you want to know what he looks like, go Google him. Type in Albel Nox and you should get a cute picture of him grinning evilly. He fights with a katana and his right hand is a claw because his right arm was burned severely by a dragon when he was younger. Fayt/Albel is something to be proud of…and screw all the females in the game…all of them except Nel and Mirage like Fayt and that pisses me off. Nel is such a lesbian in the game and Mirage likes Cliff. Sophia is a bitch. Maria…haven't got her yet…but I think she's okay. As for Peppita…

Yohko: She's like you! She's black and annoying!

Me: Shut up! I'm not recruiting her none the less! It's all Albel and Roger for me. Albel is meant for Fayt and Roger…I need him in order to get the Albel ending sadly. But he is adorable. Still at chapter 2 in the end though…

I had to change some things that shouldn't be in this chapter. Lucas is a kid so he shouldn't no what bondage is. And I changed Snake's line to imply that he was already bisexual but Link makes it official and this is because I finally learned who Otacon is...and I'm pretty sure he and Otacon were the official couple of the Metal Gear series.

Now you guys might be wondering why Shadow seems much nicer here. Well, because this year is 2007...the recent game in this story is Sonic and the Secret Rings. Games after that won't be used here unless foreshadowing the other games that had already happened. As a result of being kinder, he gets his ass kicked more easily.

Another thing I would comment is the Shadow/Lyn pairing. This is under the assumption that Lyn isn't Roy's mother and she didn't hook up with anyone. Then again, I'm going to avoid any make out scenes again. I don't want the memories of Sonic 2006 coming back to my mind...but I'm sure you guys can take it if it's just hugging or a kiss on the cheek because there's nothing wrong with interspecies romance as long as Shadow is alive and it's a cute gesture like that, right?