Showdown I
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Brawl or any of the characters. I only own Sun-Wong, Isaak, Himeno, Roger, Aqua, Mcenche, and Pepper. Zelina belongs to Zelina56. Serenade and Abbigale are mine.
Summary: The battle of Pit and Ike vs. Li and Fox and Sonic vs. Alex Kidd begins. Both fights are going to the dark side as Fox is critically injured and Li corrupts Pit's mind with lies…or are they the truth? Li also has a trick up his sleeve that will bring Ike close to death. It's a good thing that a few Smashers are willing to go their ways to rescue them, but are they too late?
Me: Okay, it's all blood from here on out. Enjoy it people, nippah~ BTW, this is part one of two. The second battle won't be for a long time.
Chapter 24: Showdown I
Pit could hear Ike screaming his name as both angels fell out the window of the highest room of Tokyo Tower. The white angel wouldn't die that easily though. He quickly spread his white wings and pushed Li away from him. The dark angel smirked as he got out his double edged sword Masamune.
"You think you can take me on in the air?" Li asked.
"I will and I will defeat you!" Pit shouted as he got out Palutena's bow and shot a light arrow at the dark angel. Li quickly dodged with ease.
"I hope you don't plan on using that bow for the majority of the battle," Li said as he held his sword behind him, "Because you're going to need more than that to fight me."
Li threw his sword at the white angel. It caught Pit off guard, so he had to place his bow in front of him. The double edge sword when thrown had so much power. How much was unknown but it was pushing Pit back. With all of his strength, Pit knocked Masumune back. It came back into Li's hand as he opened his wings.
"Feather Shot!" he shouted as his body glowed black and purple. Some of his feathers fell off of him. They remained in midair until Li pointed toward Pit. The tip of the feathers turned into a sharp like object similar to a dagger and were shot at him at top speed. Pit had no time to recover so the attack made a direct hit. Pit groaned in pain as the tip of the feather scratched at his body from his cheek to his clothes.
Li frowned when the attack ended because Pit already looked worn out.
"Maybe if you weren't wearing human clothes, you could tolerate my attacks," the devil taunted.
"Shut up…"
Pit turned his bow into his two swords and flew toward the devil. Li grinned as the two clashed swords.
"Come on Captain, this can't be your true power," Li taunted.
"Shut up…"
"Maybe when I'm done with you and your boyfriend, I might as well go after Sonic-"
"Don't you dare go after him!"
"Oh! Getting defensive huh?"
The angel pulled one of his swords back and aimed it at Li's face. Li blocked with Masamune easily.
"You can't even think straight."
Li kicked Pit in the stomach sending him backwards. Pit clutched his stomach in pain as he glared at the devil.
"You're leaving yourself wide open…like that time when we were captured by the Grim Reapers."
Pit said nothing as he flew at Li again only this time with a series of slashes. Li blocked them all sighing as how easy it was to predict the angel's movements.
Li was so focused on Pit, that he didn't notice Ike jump out of the window of Tokyo Tower like an idiot and aiming his Rangell at him. Both angels moved out of the way when Ike brought his sword down at the devil only to miss and continue falling. Pit flew down and caught Ike by the shirt that was going to rip very soon.
"Ike, what are you thinking?" Pit questioned, "You could have been killed. I can handle this fight by myself. "
"You need help defeating him," Ike told him harshly.
"I can do it myself. Li is my problem. Not yours."
"Pit…"
Li laughed hysterically as he looked ready to do another Feather Shot, "If that's the way it is, I'll kill Ike now and take Pit later."
He fired another set of black feathers from his wings at them. Pit did a loop and flew toward the ground. The attack missed then. Once Pit was at the ground, he let of Ike.
"Pit, you can't do this to yourself."
"I'm sorry Ike."
Pit flew back into the sky before Ike could reach out to him. The mercenary cursed to himself as he looked around the area to see if there was a way to jump high enough to reach the two and sadly there was nothing. He only saw people running out of Tokyo Tower and people calling for help.
This is my business. Ike thought to himself. Lived involved everyone close to me and now he's trying to take Pit. I won't let him!
Sonic watched in horror as Fox fell to the ground wide eyed from the shock of getting hit in the shoulder directly. Blood splashed all over the place. The axe wasn't implanted in him though. No, as soon as he was hit directly, the axe pulled itself out and swung itself back into the darkness where the user of the axe laughed an evil one.
"Fox!" Sonic cried as he fell to his knees and shook the leader of Star Fox, "don't die on me!"
"Well, this is how his life will end," said the voice in a low tone, "Pathetic."
The figure appeared out of the shadows looking more crazy than when he first appeared. Sonic stared at him fear in his eyes.
"Alex…"
"I don't care if I'm disobeying orders or not. You die tonight with that stupid fox."
Fox shifted slightly. Sonic turned his attention back to him.
"Fox, don't move, you're wounded."
"I can tell…" Fox mumbled as he slowly stood up. The blood dripped from his shoulder to the ground, but he didn't care. He had someone to protect at the moment.
"Fox…"
"I can finally take you down after you decided to hide behind your group of zombies."
"I wasn't the one who teleported away."
Fox glared at him as he took out his blaster. He was so glad that he didn't leave it behind.
"I'll take you one on one!"
Alex grinned as an army of zombies appeared behind him, "That's fine by me, but the hedgehog is still dying no matter what."
"Damn you!" Fox turned to Sonic, "Sonic, get out of here before they catch you."
"But-"
"Don't hesitate to leave me behind! Leave now!"
Sonic was shocked that Fox ordered him to leave. There was no way Fox could win on his own. Knowing Alex, he would cheat and kill Fox with his herd of zombies combined. The blue hedgehog gave one last glance at Fox before he sped off to look for a place to hide. He wasn't going to leave Fox behind no matter what.
When Fox thought Sonic was gone and the zombies slowly chasing after him, Fox aimed his blaster at Alex and fired. He would have to kill him quickly because his wound was making it impossible to hold a gun. Alex was going to drag this battle out as long as possible just to see the leader of Star Fox suffer.
"Prepare to die."
"Hey Lucario, what are you looking at?" Toon Link asked the blue Pokémon innocently.
The two Smashers were on the roof of Smash Brothers Mansion. Lucario wanted to calm his nerves due to all that happened. He would have if the little Link didn't follow him. The Aura Pokémon planned on ignoring him but when he saw the explosion at Tokyo Tower, he gasped.
"Someone is bombing Tokyo Tower..."
"What? Didn't the Americans do that already?" Toon Link questioned. The question had a hint of humor in it.
"No time for jokes. We got to make sure that the people there are okay!"
Lucario jumped off the roof and landed on the ground. Toon Link stared at him dumbfounded. Pokémon were willing to make the biggest risks in life. The Aura Pokémon was heading toward the door when he was stopped by Wolf.
"Wolf, get out of the way," Lucario said in a threatening tone, "There are people in need of help."
"I can see that Lucario, but I must ask you this. Did you hear Sonic scream?"
Lucario shook his head. He only saw the explosion. He probably didn't hear the scream because the attack on the tower and Sonic's scream happened at the same time.
Wolf grumbled seeing the dumbstruck look on the Pokemon's face, "I'll let you past, but you better not tell anybody about me going to save Sonic."
Lucario eyed Wolf suspiciously. Wolf couldn't have feelings for the blue hedgehog, would he? No. That didn't seem like.
"Who is Sonic with?" Lucario asked.
"That damn Fox is suppose to be taking care of him, but he's doing a crappy job at it. I need to teach the pup a lesson in protecting one's date."
"Oh."
Toon Link finally had the guts to jump down. He didn't land on the bottom floor though. He landed on someone's head and he wasn't too happy about it.
"Toon Link, look where you're jumping next time. You messed up my hair!" shouted the Smasher.
Toon Link got off the Smasher and helped him up, "Sorry Marth. I just didn't want to miss out on the action."
Marth knew what the cartoon version of Link was talking about, "I see."
"Where's Roy?"
"He's asleep. I couldn't sleep because I heard an explosion. I come out and this is what I see."
Lucario and Wolf turned to the two swordsmen.
"It seems like we got a team together," Wolf stated, "It's best if you three go see what's up at Tokyo Tower. I'll go check up on Sonic and that pathetic Fox."
Marth had no saying in this. Toon Link smiled despite the situation. Lucario gave a worried glance at Wolf.
"Survive this."
It was Lucario's way of saying, "Be careful." Wolf couldn't help but smirk.
"You don't have to worry about this wolf. I can take care of myself unlike Fox."
Lucario was unfazed by Wolf's overconfident personality, but O Donnell told him that he would be okay. All Lucario could do was trust him.
Wolf cursed himself for not having a Wolfen to pilot, but he was just as fast on foot as Fox and Falco were but not as fast at the same time. He would make it.
Aura appeared from Lucario's hand acting as a lantern to guide the three Smashers through the darkness. Lucario acted as the leader as he lead the group of Smashers. Toon Link scurried behind him with his little legs. Marth took the rear and made sure nothing was behind them.
I hope Wolf doesn't crash into a tree. Lucario thought to himself.
Marth did not catch that an assist trophy was watching from the shadows. His red eyes glowed in the darkness.
"I got to report this to Master Lived," the assist trophy told himself. He wasn't going to do it directly and give himself away. Instead, he summoned one of his minions which were two tiny bat to go warn Li and Alex of the intrusion of the four Smashers. He also added that Alex is to capture Sonic and not kill him. The two bats obeyed as they flew into the darkness of the night.
Li easily dominated Pit from the skies and Ike knew this well. If he didn't help the angel now, he would lose consciousness and get captured by the black angel. The only thing he could think of was throwing Rangell at the dark angel and then following up with Aether. This caught Li off guard and Ike manage to land a single blow to Li's leg. Pit saw an opening and tackled the dark angel.
Li glared at Ike. Ike did the same. It was like Pit wasn't there anymore.
"You really want to die first?" Li questioned in a dark tone.
He wouldn't let Ike answer because he dove down at him. Pit witnessed this and tried to stop him, but Li just pushed him aside with such force that Pit ended up crashing to the ground. Ike couldn't go help his friend because Li got out Masamune and sent multiple slashes at him. Ike blocked with Rangell and then used counter to counterattack. Li did not like this move one bit. He didn't have time to fight with Ike. All he needed to do was inject something to Pit and then go to where Alex Kidd was and recapture Sonic.
"It's time to end this…" Li mumbled as he took out a familiar item.
Ike's eyes widen in horror. Pit's did as well when he saw what the item was.
"H-How did you get a Smash Ball?" Ike questioned.
Li yawned, "The boss gave me one ball. He told me to only use it when I had to get something done really fast. And now, I have something more important to do than fight you and inject Pit with something…"
Li broke the Smash Ball. His eyes began to glow yellow. He grinned evilly at Ike. The bluenette wouldn't know what hit him when he was done.
"Final Smash…Oblivion…"
Ike felt a jolt zap his whole body. He couldn't move when Li announced his Final Smash. It was very similar to Link and Toon Link when they shoot a light at you and prevent you from moving.
If that wasn't bad enough to be frozen, a dark portal appeared behind Li. Out of it came at least ten devils with pitch forks and vampire bats.
"Come my minions! Attack at will!" he ordered.
This Final Smash seems similar to Pit's. Ike thought to himself as he tried to move his arms in order to brace himself.
To his surprise, Li's minions flew right past him…and aimed themselves toward Pit.
"Pit! Look out!" Ike warned.
Li grinned, "He won't escape."
Pit was still recovering from the fall, so he couldn't run out of the way in time. The bats circled around him and started biting at his bare skin. The angel tried to shoo them off, but they kept coming back, and then the devils flew past him at a fast speed that he had cuts appearing all over his body from the pitch forks. The constant pressure was hurting him greatly to the point that he couldn't hold these weaklings off. Pit ended up collapsing to his knees, but they continue to attack him.
"Pit!"
"Yes Pit, bow down to your superior!" Li mocked.
Pit manage to glare at Li. He was still glowing meaning the Final Smash wasn't done yet.
"And this Final Smash won't be done…until…" Li turned toward Ike and grinned evilly, "I'm through with you."
With that said, Ike saw a dark light pass through him. It later came apparent that something was holding him down. Something big. The mercenary couldn't see what it was though.
Without warning, Li slashed at Ike's shoulder with such force, that Ike couldn't help but cry out in pain.
"IKE!" Pit cried out as he tried to get back on his feet. The devils were being more aggressive though and pinning his knees down to the ground.
"I'm not done with you yet," Li told him as he slashed at Ike's hand forcing him to drop Rangell. Surprisingly, the attack didn't cut Ike's arm off.
The dark angel followed that up with a series of powerful sword slashes. Each was more powerful than the rest and the more powerful it was, Ike howled in pain more louder than before. It hurt when Link and Toon Link did their Final Smash, but this was beyond hurt. It was torture.
Li didn't seem to let up with his Final Smash. The dark angel usually slashed only ten times before finishing his opponent with one of his dark magic spells, but what fun would that be? He went over ten slashes. He was at twenty slashes now and oh was it raining blood.
"Death will fall upon you…" Li murmured to Ike as he continued slashing.
Fox was doing a terrible job at attacking Alex. Alex Kidd being the coward he was, hid behind his zombies again and allowed them to take the hit from the blaster. Why did he let his guard down when he attacked?
"I told you that the hedgehog will be the death of you," Alex Kidd taunted, "It's true. That's what happened to the bat."
Hoshi-Tsuki who was still at Fox's side leered at the killer. The bat didn't go with Sonic because Fox was in need of help. He couldn't transform now though because there was a huge risk of Sonic having a flashback attack. Alex knew this when they attacked the two during their make out session.
"Now you two will die and I will now have-" Alex Kidd was cut off because a tiny bat appeared behind him and whispered something to him. Alex's confident smirk turned into a scowl, "Damn. If I kill that hedgehog I'm dead? Damn the black cupid. And to think that reinforcements are coming…"
Another bat appeared beside him and whispering something to him. The scowl turned into a sadistic smile. He laughed evilly.
"What's so funny?" Fox questioned.
"Oh ho! It just so happens that the hedgehog didn't get away after all!"
"What?"
Alex clapped his hand. A dark portal appeared to the right side of him. His zombie minions moved out of the way allowing more zombies to merge. These zombies were merged together though creating a black blob that whoever touched it was stuck to it. As it slowly emerged from the ground, the black goo wrapped around two hands which revealed the entire body being stuck to it and finally the legs were wrapped around it completely.
"Sonic!" Fox cried out.
It sickened Hoshi-Tsuki to see that the way Sonic was held. It made it look like a sacrifice ritual.
Alex Kidd laughed upon noticing that the blue hedgehog was indeed awake but weakened none the less.
"I'm sorry Fox…" Sonic mumbled, "I couldn't leave you alone…so I…"
"Damn you Alex! Let him go!"
"Not going to happen," Alex said with a laugh as he held his axe at Sonic's throat, "I would kill him now, but I'm being watched as we speak. If I kill this stupid hedgehog then it will be the end of me too, so I was told to recapture him. I think I'll send him back to Li right now."
"No! You wouldn't!"
"I would."
Alex snapped his fingers and slowly, the zombies were going back into the black portal. Fox ran over to them, but zombies blocked him from reaching Sonic.
"Out of my way you half dead freaks!" Fox shouted as he shot them with his blaster. They just kept multiplying though.
"It's game over Fox," Alex told him bitterly, "Might want to give the hedgehog a goodbye kiss."
"Damn!"
"Fox…" Sonic cried out weakly. When he was attacked by the zombies, he felt them messing up his vocal cords. Now he could barely speak.
Fox continued shooting. He wasn't going to make it in time. Hoshi-Tsuki tried to reach Sonic, but he was blocked by the other bats.
"I can't fail him now…" Fox told himself, "I can't let the past repeat itself…"
When all seemed lost…
"You're as pathetic as usual Fox."
The new voice startled them all as the Smasher appeared and shot his blaster at the zombies holding onto Sonic. He shot the weak points which was where they were gripping onto the blue wonder. The hedgehog fell to the ground and the Smasher quickly rushed in and snatched him away from the dangerous zombies.
Fox saw Sonic's savior and gave a weak smile, "Wolf…you came."
Wolf landed on the top of a nearby roof dropped the hedgehog who was gasping for air. The leader of Star Wolf groaned, "It's pathetic to see you losing a battle like this. How are you suppose to be a good boyfriend if you can't protect your girlfriend?"
"Sonic is not my girlfriend!" Fox retorted quickly.
"I'm not a girl!" Sonic cried out weakly.
Wolf chuckled to himself, "Keep denying it fools."
"But I know that I'm a guy..."
Alex Kidd snarled at the newcomer, "Damn you animals! All of you are ruining my wonderful plan!"
"Is hiding behind those undead creatures waiting for your opponent to run out of energy your greatest plan?" Wolf questioned, "Because it's a plan used for cowards like you. I'll take you on."
Wolf jumped down leaving Sonic unprotected. The hedgehog was find though as the zombies wouldn't be able to reach him.
"Need help getting up Fox?"
Fox groaned weakly. He lost too much blood now, but to show weakness in front of his rival was something he wouldn't do.
"I can get up myself."
"You lost a lot of blood. I suggest you let me handle the rest."
"You and what army?"
"Me, you and that tiny bat."
"Wow…some army."
"It's good enough for scum like him. Now stay in the back and rest for a few minutes. I'll take out the majority of zombies for you."
"Wolf…" Fox nodded his head in agreement, "Understood."
Wolf smirked as he turned toward the zombies that were coming toward them, "Play times over."
While Wolf started an all out assault on the zombies, the Smashers and Hoshi-Tsuki did not notice what was wrong with Sonic. He fell to the ground breathing heavily. His body was glowing teal.
I feel like my bodies going to be split in half! Someone stop this pain!
"Slash number forty-eight…" Li said with a yawn as he slashed at Ike again. Ike couldn't cry out in pain anymore. He was on the verge of losing consciousness. Li was getting bored when the mercenary was blacking out. He had to stop and punch Ike in the face to make sure that he stayed awake, but even then was he bored. Li considered kicking him where it hurt, but that would be a stupid way to go, "Slash number forty-nine…" Li slashed at Ike again.
Eventually he got tired and prepared a spell. He chanted to himself as in his free hand, a black sphere was forming. It looked very similar to Mewtwo's Shadow Ball only it was completely.
"Devil Ball makes it attack fifty," Li stated as he moved toward the mercenary and pressed the devil ball into Ike's stomach. It was too much for the mercenary. He blacked out. Li finished it with a kick in the stomach. Ike was sent flying and landed on his back. He was still sliding when he hit the ground though and that got him to crash into a tree. The tree fell down on top of him.
Li chuckled nervously upon seeing the damage done, "I think I went too far."
The Final Smash aura was gone, but the devils were still attacking the angel who was on the ground. The bats gave up drinking his blood. They were full. The devil walked toward Pit, but stopped when a tiny bat appeared before him and whispered a few words to him.
"Reinforcements huh? They won't make it," Li said with a grin, "How's Alex?"
The bat squeaked in a high pitch tone. Li sighed.
"Can't rely on Alex to recapture Sonic huh? Oh well. Once I'm through with Pit, the angel will end up bringing Sonic back to us."
Li finally reached Pit and grabbed him by the hair. At this point, the devils stopped attacking the white angel and disappeared into the darkness.
"Is this how strong Palutena's captain really is?" Li questioned him.
Pit couldn't say anything. He felt so weak due to losing a lot of blood from the vampire bats. He tried to save his energy but that wasn't possible with Li speaking to him.
"It's a shame one with human's blood has a limit."
"Shut up…" Pit murmured.
Li cocked an eyebrow, "Oh, I hit a soar spot. But what I say is true Pit. We have the wings of an angel, the personality of a devil, and the heart of a human. We don't belong anywhere and I wouldn't be alive if it weren't for you."
"Shut up," Pit repeated only in a louder voice.
"We will cause the end of the world Pit. We both know this…"
"But…we could still change it…"
"How? I'm already bounded by fate because of my boss. And so are you and that hedgehog. Once I inject a little bit of darkness into you, you'll realize how hopeless everything will be. And all will abandon you in the end…except me."
"That won't happen…Ike…won't…"
"He will. I guarantee it. That's the way humans are Pit. You should know. Your parents did the forbidden act of a human and created you. That's why you're not so innocent and because of that hedgehog will continue to suffer as well as the other angels up there in Angel Land."
"Would you do this to Isaak?" Pit questioned.
Li was shocked at the question. It caught him completely off guard.
"Would you turn on everyone you really cared for? Even the one who showed you something I couldn't?"
Li hid his eyes beneath his hair. He shook his head violently, "Shut up!"
"Isaak loves you…"
"Shut up!"
"We all love you, Li!"
"SHUT UP!"
Li released his grip on Pit, and slapped him on the cheek, hard. The angel fell to the ground. Li glared at his captain and grabbed Pit's arm that had the gold rings attached to him.
"No matter what happens, fate will always be a bitch and come back to bite you in the ass! That's why…I can't go back to you guys. I love Tsusuki!"
"Li!"
"Αρμοδιότητες Ω της σκοτεινής," Li began to chant, "Δώστε αυτό το φτωχό ατυχές ψυχή μια γεύση από τις επτά αμαρτίες. Συγχώνευση τον εαυτό σας στο φως. Σας καλώ Akuma!"
A dark beast emerged behind Li. It took the figure of a lion. It growled at the white angel. Without hesitation, it jumped toward Pit and into the golden rings. Pit screamed in pain as he felt the darkness enter the gold rings. Eventually it disappeared, but Pit was still screaming.
"Serves you right. I can only love Tsusuki. He showed me that you guys stopped caring for me altogether…"
Pit fell to the ground clutching his head. He was hearing all of these noises that he didn't hear before and it felt like his brain was turning to mush, "Li…why…"
"You know more than anybody Pit."
The angel felt himself slipping into consciousness. Li couldn't help but frown at the angel.
"You were always the stubborn one…"
Li proceeded to Li, when he saw an arrow surrounded by aura aimed toward him. Li dodged just in time. He frowned, "The reinforcements are here."
Toon Link. Lucario, and Marth arrived on the scene shocked to see the Pit look alike in front of them. Pit was on the ground unconscious and bleeding. Lucario saw a dark aura forming around the angel. Marth and Toon Link noticed Ike underneath the tree on the verge of death. The little Link rushed over toward his comrade and pushed the tree off of him with his humongous strength that he wasn't allowed to use in Brawl. Marth pointed his sword Falchion at Li.
"How dare you do this to my friends," he said in a threatening tones, "You better be prepared to die."
Li grinned evilly at the prince of Altea, "Oh really? I don't know about that. I was about to leave to claim the last trophy."
A dark portal appeared behind Li. The dark angel took a few steps back ready to jump in when he asked Marth, "Shouldn't you be worrying about your boyfriend?"
That got Marth's attention, "What about Roy?"
"You should be paying attention to him. God knows what will happen if you don't."
Li laughed evilly as he jumped into the portal and disappeared with his minions following him. Marth cursed to himself. He had no idea what Li meant. The only thing he could think of was the sickness that Roy had. If the red haired swordsmen wasn't pregnant then what was wrong with him?
"Marth, are you going to help me over here?" Toon Link questioned.
Marth snapped out of his thoughts as he rushed over to help Ike. Ike was covered in so many scars that made it seem that it will never go away. Most of his clothes were slashed off from the attacks.
"This is bad…" Marth mumbled, "If we don't get him to Dr. Mario now, he'll die."
"Hurry up then!" Toon Link said in a panicked tone, "We can't allow him to die."
Lucario nodded his head as he lifted Pit off the ground. The angel wasn't in a life threatening situation like Ike was, but the dark aura coming out of him was very powerful and it worried him greatly. The aura was so angelic the last time he saw him. Now, it's as black as the dark angel.
"Let's hurry."
Alex Kidd felt like retreating now. His zombie army was being taken out one by one. Not only had he failed to recapture Sonic and kill Fox and Hoshi-Tsuki, but he was losing Li's army that he needed to overthrow heaven.
"Damn you to hell!" Alex cursed. There was only one thing left to do.
Alec jumped high in the air as soon as Fox had enough strength to move. He aimed his axe at Sonic and threw it at him.
"DIE!" he shouted.
Those from the Star Fox universe could only watch in horror as the axe was aimed toward the blue hedgehog.
"SONIC!" Fox shouted.
Sonic wouldn't of had been able to avoid the attack. His life seemed to be moving in slow motion as the axe was about to hit him when…
"SQUAWK!"
A huge yellow bird came out of nowhere and chomped on the axe aimed toward the hedgehog.
Everyone's reaction was different. Alex was stunned. Wolf was dumbstruck and Fox was happy that Sonic was still alive.
The yellow bird landed in the middle of the battle field and dropped the axe. It then stepped on it, breaking it in two.
"You blasted bird!" Alex shouted in rage. His plans were ruined now.
"CHOBI! What are you doing! Get back here!"
A new figure was entering the scene. The figure was a girl with black hair and was wearing an Avenue Q shirt which read, It sucks to be me on it. She had red angel wings and huge brown eyes that weren't at all happy.
"Damn you Chobi! Why did you run off on me? Because of you, I'm missing out on the Red Rice Bowl at Red Robin!"
The Chocobo looked at her and squawked happily. The girl caught up to the bird and sighed, "What am I going to do with you?"
"Hey cunt, get out of the fucking way before I kill you!" Alex threatened.
The girl glared at Alex and the whole zombie army, "Oh, you did not just call me that! My name is Pepper! 8th seat that works under captain Pit and her highness Palutena, ruler of Angel Land!"
"Pit?" Fox and Wolf questioned at the same time.
Noticing the two animals behind her, the girl gasped, "Oh my god! It's Fox and Wolf from Star Fox! I played your game guys!"
The two seemed confused, "What?"
"…Nothing. You guys must be in a battle…so…I will…leave…"
Pepper said that but she didn't because Chobi wouldn't move. It was glaring at the army of zombies that were taking steps back. The red angel laughed evilly as she played with her hands like she was an evil mastermind, "That's right! Fear the Chocobo! Fear the adorable yellow Chocobo known as Chobi!"
"SQUAWK!"
Alex looked at the army of zombies and yelled, "I have no time for this! You guys, kill them all!"
The zombies were slowly walking toward them again. Pepper grinned evilly as she ordered Chobi to attack them. The yellow bird went crazy and kicked them all where it hurts.
"CHOBI WILL DESTORY YOU ALL! HONHONHONHON~"
All the guys were scared now. This crazy chick comes out of nowhere and starts supporting the Smashers by sending a huge bird to destroy their enemy without breaking a sweat.
"Now use flamethrower!" Pepper ordered in a joking manner.
While not called flamethrower, it still functioned like it. Chobi jumped in the air and prepared a fiery blast. It aimed at the group of zombies and fired one huge fireball that caused a huge explosion disintegrating all the zombies. Alex had enough of losing and decided to disappear into a dark portal announcing that he will be back to kill them all. Fox took Hoshi-Tsuki into his arms and shielded them both. Wolf shielded himself by placing his two arms in front of his face.
Chobi and his trainer landed on the ground softly. The two posed as Pepper hummed the Final Fantasy victory tune.
"You did well Chobi," Pepper told her pet bird as she bet it on the head.
"SQUAWK!"
"Uh…thanks for helping us lady…" Fox thanked still shocked at what happened.
"Don't mention it. I couldn't let the villain win," Pepper laughed. She noticed the wound and pulled out a small first aid kit from her pocket, "You could use this for a wound like that. Wouldn't want someone in Brawl to be injured from something this stupid."
Fox excepted the first aid kit, "Uh…thanks?"
"You guys need to do something. It's boring that Master Hand cancelled all matches."
"Oh that…uh…"
Hoshi-Tsuki started squeaking like crazy. Fox and Wolf turned their attention to Sonic who didn't seem to be doing well.
"SQUAWK!"
Chobi jumped toward the roof taking his owner with him. Pepper stopped him from doing any damage to the wounded. She looked at Sonic and gasped.
"This aura…his syndromes…this is…"
"Sonic, what's wrong?" Fox questioned.
Before Pepper could confirm what was wrong with Sonic, Chobi went crazy and picked him up by the spine and threw him at Fox. All three panicked as Fox jumped in the air and caught Sonic. He hurt his arm even more doing that though. The yellow Chocobo then took his owner and rushed off at such speed that Pepper screamed.
"I DIDN'T GET THEIR AUTOGPRAH CHOBI! TURN BACK!"
The bird didn't listen and headed toward the direction of Red Robin.
Wolf just sweat dropped, "Okay…"
Fox glanced at Sonic. He didn't seem to be doing well. He was running a fever.
"You guys got to get back to Smash Brothers Mansion now," Wolf told them.
"I know…thanks Wolf for saving us."
"Next time, don't hesitate to attack."
"I won't."
Olimar looked at the window and sighed. He was staring at the moon. It made him think of his family that he needed to take care of in his world. He wondered if his wife and two kids were okay.
"I should just take my ship and go visit them," Olimar said out loud, "But I don't want it crashing again and end up on an unknown planet."
The Red Pikmin patted Olimar on the back. Olimar looked at the Pikmin and couldn't help but grin. His Pikmin were his family until he got back home.
"Yeah, I'll see them again. Don't worry."
"You'll never see your family again."
Olimar flinched as he turned around. A dark portal appeared and out came the Pit look alike.
"It's you!"
"I don't have that much time, so I'll just take you as the final Smasher."
Olimar tried to get his Pikmin to run and get help as Li prepared the dark beam. He fired it at Olimar when the white Pikmin escaped. The others and him didn't. He was engulfed in the beam completely. When the beam was gone, Olimar and one Red, Blue, and Yellow Pikmin were turned into a trophy. Any other Pikmin in the room died instantly without Olimar to support them. Li laughed bitterly as he picked up Olimar's trophy.
"Last one. Now the plan is all set. Just got to wait a few days for Pit to sin until finally we have him and Sonic in our grasp. The end is near…"
Li disappeared in the dark portal behind him...
Red Robin was heaven for all but Mcenche and Roger. Isaak played a prank on Roger telling the people that worked at Red Robin that it was Roger's birthday. They believed him and came back later all clapping for Roger who was stunned at this. Isaak and Sun-Wong laughed as Himeno smiled. Aqua murmured something cryptic to herself. Mcenche bumped his head on the table and Roger threatened to kill Isaak when they got back to Angel Land.
"It a shame that Pepper missed something like this!" Isaak laughed.
"She would be the one recording it…" Himeno mumbled.
"So what did you want to give us Himeno?" Sun-Wong asked her.
"I'll give it to you guys when Pepper gets here."
"SQUAWK!"
Roger sighed, "Well speak of the devil. They're here."
Pepper made sure that Chobi didn't destroy the glass as she walked her Chocobo through the crowd. Little kids thought that Chobi was the mascot of the restaurant and cheered for it. Everyone else knew better though.
"Shouldn't you leave that damn bird outside?" Roger asked.
"And let him poop on the cars outside? Not going to happen!" Pepper announced.
"Then he'll poop on the carpet."
Pepper looked around to see a lot of balloons, "Whose birthday is it?"
Everyone pointed at Roger, "His."
"It is not bitches."
"We wouldn't celebrate your birthday anyway."
"You whore!"
"You…I'm not going to say it. There are kids watching us and people reading this story."
"Tch."
"What story?" Himeno asked.
"...Nothing..."
Everyone sat down and Pepper looked at Sun-Wong.
"What did I miss?"
"Nothing much beside the employees clapping for Roger."
"Damn…"
"So Himeno," Sun-Wong began changing the subject, "What did you get?"
"Kore desu."
Himeno opened a bag full of cell phones and dumped them all on the table causing everyone to gasp.
"The one that represents your element is yours. Red is Pepper, orange is Sun-Wong, yellow is Isaak, green is mine, blue is Aqua, crystal is Mcenche, and black is Roger's. The other black one if for Lived. The purple one is for one of my friends, and the pink one is for Abbigale's student."
"What was that chicks name?" Roger asked Isaak.
"I think her name was Zelina."
"Oh her!" Pepper exclaimed. "We're best friends!"
"No one cares." Roger said harshly."
"You need to shut up..."
"Maybe I should have kept the turquoise one in order to give it to the librarian."
"Nina?" Sun-Wong questioned.
"Yes her. She might be able to go on a mission with us soon if her health gets better."
"But the library is a wonderful place! Why would she want to get out into the world?"
"there he goes again…" Aqua mumbled as she sipped the water in her glass with her straw.
"She's not like you," Isaak said with a sigh, "ze one zat won't get laid with Him-"
Aqua kicked Isaak in the shin underneath the table. Isaak winced in pain as he saw the evil glare in Aqua's eyes. He wouldn't mention Sun-Wong being virgin again as long as Aqua was around.
"What's the other stuff in the back?" Mcenche asked.
"I bumped into Captain Pit today," Himeno said with a big smile, "He was on a date with that Smasher Ike."
"I KNEW IT!" Pepper shouted, "I knew they were meant for each other."
Everyone but Isaak ignored her.
"And he gave me all of these presents that he bought for us. This book is for you Sun-Wong."
Himeno handed Sun-Wong the book I Want to Be Your Canary. Sun-Wong snuggled it like it was alive, "This is another version of Romeo and Juliet. I'll be sure to give online review!"
"I'm glad you like it…" The green angel chuckled nervously to herself, "Did everyone else get what they need?"
"I got the black roses," Isaak stated.
"We bought all clothes Himeno and they fit perfectly," Sun-Wong said with a grin.
Mcenche let fake tears escape his eyes, "Don't let me do that again."
"We'll try not to," Sun-Wong said, "Maybe next time, we can use Ian instead."
"Yeah! He's the one that likes this type of shit!"
Pepper was silent. She turned away from the group. She didn't get anything for Li yet, but knowing Aqua, the water angel must have bought something for her to give to Lived, but this is what pissed the fire angel off. This always happened. She never bought anything with her own money or gave anything that she thought that the person would like. This is what it was like when she was still living with her parents. She wanted to buy something for her sister and father so badly with her money, but something would happen and the other would end up buying a present saying it was hers with their money. She didn't want it to happen this time.
"I'll…"
"your present to him is that black wedding dress," Aqua told her.
I knew it. Pepper thought to herself. I'll make a birthday card for Lived. That should make him happy…
Finally, the orders came. Pepper was surprised that they ordered the Red Rice Bowl for her. She was happy and started munching on the food. Sun-Wong was being a glutton and was eating his hamburger at such speed. It made Mcenche loose his appetite quickly. Aqua slowly munched on her grill cheesed sandwich waiting for the desert. Roger kept the alcohol away from Himeno. Isaak just stared at his Red Rice Bowl and sighed. He really wished that he could share this moment with Pit and Li. While Pit might come with them next time, Li will never come back. End of story.
"Isaak, eat your food before Pepper, Sun-Wong or Chobi steal it…" Aqua murmured.
"I know Aqua! Chill!"
Isaak started eating. When he did, he couldn't help but laugh when Chobi stole French fries from Roger's plate. He cursed at the bird, but that was all he could do as keeping the alcohol away from Himeno was his number one priority.
I hope we won't lose these wonderful moments together…
Me: TBC with 8972 words.
Yohko: Wow. You finished this chapter in one day.
Me: I was bored. I didn't feel like playing Star Ocean.
Yohko: -gasp-
Me: Yeah. The battle turned out differently then expected for Ike and Pit vs. Li. Li wasn't even going to attack Ike originally. He would just inject the darkness into Pit and then leave when Marth, Toon Link and Lucario appeared. But me appearing and saving Sonic, Fox and Wolf was my intention…SO FEAR ME PEOPLE! Questions first!
1. What is wrong is Sonic? The biggest hint I'll give you is play Tales of Symphonia.
2. What was holding Ike down during the Final Smash?
3. What was the deep meaning of Pit's and Li's conversation?
4. Who is Tsusuki and what did he do to him?
5. What did Li mean when he told Marth, "Pay attention to him?"
6. Is the combination of Chobi and me scary?
7. Will I make the birthday card or forget?
And now the single note.
1. Oblivion is considered the strongest attack in one of the Final Fantasy games…I think…and I couldn't think of any better name for Li's Final Smash. I wrote how powerful the attack was…and it's totally overkill. He'll be the other reason why Smash Balls were banned from tournaments. But basically to put Li's Final Smash short, there are two parts to it. The attack can be aimed like Link's and Toon Link's or not aimed like Pit's. Devils and bats will attack if it's not aimed instead of Centurions to counter Pit. And what is holding Ike in place is not a Triforce like Link's and Toon Link's but something much darker. You can figure it out but once Li has you in his grasp, he'll lash stronger blows than Link or Toon Link. He'll only hit you ten times at least but fifty is overkill. How many times he hits you depends on her damage percentage. The higher the percent, the more damage his slashes do but he'll do fewer slashes. The lower the percentage, the more slashes he'll do. In this situation, Li didn't take that much damage, so he attacked with fifty slashes. If he hits you with the aim attack, you're dead. If it's not dead, the percentage of killing the opponent is the same as Pit's but the devils won't die like the Centurions. You can kill them with a powerful attack though.
That's it. Time for Brawl rants.
Yohko: Oh boy! If you don't want to hear Momo talk, stop here and review. Otherwise continue.
Me: Well, I was playing as Sonic and I realize how much I hate Purin. She never kills me, but she always starts the Wall of Pain and then her partner finishes me off. When I get knocked off, I ask myself, "What were you doing Fox?"
And I came up with a new idea for taking pictures. I was thinking, HEY! I can make Satoshi Dane Cook and be the one laughing at everyone in the distance. I'm currently working for a picture based on Dane Cook Struck by a Vehicle. I recommend you listen to it. It's funny. The only question is, who will be struck by a vehicle?
I haven't been playing Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. I switch between this and Brawl a lot…I almost got Albel over fifty points. He's at forty-eight points. He is definitely the highest. I need this item to survive this dragon area. I need this item called the Amulet of Freedom and it prevents paralysis. I need to create the item in a workshop, but I'm having a terrible time making money, so I level up in the area but whenever I get the bonus gauge up and I fight a strong opponent, it always breaks. It's annoying. Fayt is at a VERY high level above recommendations, but everyone else is too weak. It's amazing. I need to level up Albel, Cliff and Maria. I know I'm never going to use Nel. And now I'm debating whether or not to get Roger or Peppita. I REALLY want Peppita in my party, but then again…the guide book says Roger is needed to get the Albel ending. I ask people, is this true? Please tell me in an e-mail or I'll find out the hard way.
I got Star Fox Assault on Thursday and beat it yesterday. That game is REALLY short. I think that's why it has a low rating online. The story plot was good, and the Arwing missions were fun. The foot missions were fucking annoying! The Corneria foot mission was the hardest for me! Krystal was being attacked in the air, and you had to shoot the enemies that were following her. It says online, that this is the hardest part in the mission. I had to try it again because I couldn't make it on time the first time, but I took a sniper rifle the second time and shot them all down. And then I almost died from enemies shooting me. Manage to make it. I think the hardest mission for me though was mission eight which was protecting the space station with Star Wolf. It was hard because the big missile at the end of the mission…I couldn't figure out how to damage it. I got a game over without finding out how to destroy it, so I had to look on the FAQ which pissed me off and then it pissed me off more when it said I had to get behind the missile and shoot it. Really made me mad when I tried again and died again because after I shot the back of it, I didn't know where to hit it next. I died again and then found out that you had to destroy the middle. I did that and then finally the front. Pissed me off that it took me an hour to do that mission. And then mission nine was the longest because I was…at one percent health. One hit and I was screwed and I would have to do the mission ALL over again. So I took the next ten minutes flying around the area looking for first aid kits. I found one, but it wasn't enough…so…this is what I did…I took the risk and entered the last base in order to destroy the defense system…and I found a first aid kit in there. Pissed me off because I was wasting ten minutes doing nothing. Took me half an hour to complete that mission. The final mission was rather easy. After dieing the first time, I knew what to do. The boss…not hard. The final boss easiest boss ever. The FAQ said it was the HARDEST boss in the game. That's bull. I didn't get hit when the Aparoid Queen was running away from me and shooting hexagons at me. I just stayed in close and kept shooting and she couldn't hit me. She went down and everyone lived…even Falco who was getting himself in trouble during the entire thing. He was like the new Slippy of that game. It's amazing. Well…after I beat the game…I was like… "Now what?" Twenty dollars for a game that took two days to beat. Not worth it. The game was fun but the price was not worth it. I could have rented it or asked Mcenche if I could borrow it. I still recommend you play it to know the characters. Wolf is like my favorite character in this game. Slippy and Falco were just being annoying in this game. Krystal…no comment. Fox was fine, but I didn't like the Fox/Krystal reference after I saved Tricky. Sure the pairing is canon, but I don't like it. WHAT ABOUT SONIC, FOX? People would answer, "Sonic isn't from Fox world so get use to it you stupid fan girl." That's what Chris told me sadly…I swear I'm going to kick his ass in Brawl with the character he hates with a passion which just happens to be Sonic. Oh joy! I'm going to love that day.
Well…that's it. Ja ne!
I broke the 4th wall. Sue me. :D
Remember, Pit and Li are Greek, so they should be able to chant some spells in that language. Alas, you can use Google Translate to figure out what he's saying. But because it was English originally, I'll just translate it myself. "Oh powers of the dark, give this poor unfortunate soul a taste of the seven sins. Merge yourself into light. I call upon you Akuma!"
I changed my evil laugh to France's laugh. It's creepier in retrospect and more hilarious.