Amail
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Brawl or any of the characters. I only own Sun-Wong, Isaak, Himeno, Roger, Aqua, Mcenche, and Pepper. Zelina belongs to Zelina56. Nina, Serenade and Abbigale are mine.
Summary: Ike finally manages to catch up to Pit only to see him with Li. Li takes this opportunity to ruin their relationship by explaining to Ike who he really is and the real Pit.
Me: I got motivation to write one more chapter before school begins next week. This one is a rather sad chapter that explains more about Li and what Pit was thinking when he was a kid. You're learn everything about an Amail in this story because this race will appear in more than just this story. Enjoy the chapter. You're get a special treat at the end of this chapter and some of you know what it already is.
Chapter 27: Amail
Pit finally came to a stop. Flying at top speed really wasn't a good idea nowadays for angels. It made their wings numb.
As the angel stopped to rest, he noticed a familiar presence behind him. He didn't bother turning around.
"So, are you willing to join us now?" the voice asked.
"Leave me alone Li. You know my answer to that question."
Li shook his head in annoyance, "That's like you to refuse something when you know it's the best decision."
Pit could only frown and he slowly glanced over his shoulder. Li scoffed and continued.
"You know when Ike finds out you're an Amail, he'll leave you. That's how everyone is about us Amails. They find out that we are not one of them, they leave us in the dirt and step on us like we're aliens. I mean, take a look at OUR parents."
"You're not my brother Li..."
Li only sighed, "Believe what you want to believe, but I'm-"
"PIT!"
"Well, speak of the devil."
The two winged beings glanced in the direction where Ike was coming from. He really was worried about the angel.
The mercenary stopped running and aimed Rangell at Li, "You better prepare yourself. I won't lose like the last time."
Li shook his head, "There will be no fighting."
"What?"
"It's already too late. Pit made his decision to join us."
Ike was shocked. So was Pit.
"I NEVER SAID THAT LI!" Pit shouted in defense.
"You were thinking that! Besides, when I tell Ike about us, he'll abandon you!"
Ike was confused, "What do you-"
"I think it's time you know about Pit and me. We are one and the same."
"Li! Stop it!" Pit yelled as he covered his ears hoping it would block out everything around him.
"Oh? You're scared of something like this? Give this poor human a chance to know you better."
"Li, please!"
Li smiled sadistically. He was going to enjoy every minute of this.
"I think it's time to stop hiding everything from the ones you love and reveal everything about you."
"No!"
Ike didn't know what happened next. All he knew was that Li finished chanting a spell. He could feel himself fall into the darkness and he wasn't the only one. Pit and Li fell into the darkness as well.
When Ike opened his eyes, he was surrounded in darkness. The darkness was cold and unforgiving. While Ike wasn't freezing, he couldn't help but shiver the slightest.
"Where am I?" he asked himself.
"In the Black Hole of Time," Li stated as he appeared in front of Ike apparently unarmed.
Ike glared at the black angel. He would have attacked if he knew where the hell he was.
"Where are we?" he questioned the dark angel in an angry tone.
Li sat down in the darkness like there was no rush, "Chill human. You're going to be here for a while, so I suggest you relax."
Ike looked around and didn't see Pit, "Where is-"
"Pit is somewhere else in this Black Hole away from us. He won't bother us while I tell about OUR past."
Ike was silent. He did hear about Pit's past when the angel told the tale to Sonic, Ash and Fox the day before the karaoke party. He left as soon as the angel finished his story though so that no one would see him. What part of Pit's past did he miss or rather what was part of reality and what was the lie?
Ike reluctantly sat down across from Li but still kept Rangell in his hands if Li decided to pull a funny one on him.
"Pit only told half of the story when he said that I appeared and saved him from that hell," Li began, "Everything beyond that point though was true..."
"What do you mean?"
Li took a deep breathe before he continued, "Do you know what an Amail is?"
Ike had never heard of that name before. Wait, he heard it from Soren once and that was it. Soren wouldn't go into details, "No. Why?"
Li shook his head, "Pit should have told you, but...Amail are a raced shunned by all..."
Just like the Branded. Ike thought to himself.
"They are shunned because they have the wings of an angel, the personality of a devil, and the heart of a human...and a human heart is always tainted..." Li was very quiet before he continued not letting Ike interrupt him, "Beside that, Amail's have distinct features about themselves. Beside the angel wings, they might have a devil tail or red horns on their head. But you can tell that Amails are not of any species because of their eyes. Their eyes are either red or purple."
"How are Amails...born into this world?" Ike questioned.
"Simple. By the selfishness of their parents. An angel Amail is born if two angels have sex instead of doing it the normal which is the cloud ritual. Angels consider pregnancy as a sin and shun those that decided to have sexual intercourse. Eventually, the parents will give their dark feeling such as regret, remorse, hate, anger, jealousy and pity; or just simply put it, they transfer their seven sins to their child. That gives the angel Amail the distinct features."
Li laughed to himself for a bit making Ike more suspicious before the dark angel continued, "Then there is the devil Amail. They are born when the devil decides to do the angel ritual and have a baby that way instead of sexual intercourse. This makes the devils beat up on those that disobey the Law of Hell and thus does those negative traits pass down to their child. Their child will be out of place and be shunned."
Li looked at his black wings before wrapping up what an Amail is, "Finally, there is the human Amail. There are more human Amails then the angel and devil Amails combine and that is because of humans are so pathetic. They are created when a man decides to be ruthless and rape another women and get them pregnant. When the victim of rape doesn't get an abortion and decides to have a baby that isn't theirs, the human Amail is born. The mother though will always be disgusted at the child that doesn't look like her and tends to shun them."
"Can you tell if someone is an Amail beside the color of their eyes or..." Ike cut himself off realizing what he just said.
Li grinned sinisterly, "When an angel doesn't act angelic, when a devil is all pure and innocent you can instantly tell that they are an Amail. Otherwise the human Amail is hard to find since all humans act the same."
Ike glared at the dark angel for that statement.
"You know it's the truth though human," Li stated, "But now that you know what an Amail is, you should know what's going to happen next."
There was a long pause before Li stated the obvious.
"Pit and I are Amails."
Ike was shocked. He couldn't believe it.
"W-Wha-"
Pit's parents decided to defy the Law of Heaven and have sexual intercourse."
Ike was stunned. That meant what Pit said about being born from the clouds was a lie.
"When that happened, angels shunned them for even thinking of keeping the baby. There was no such thing as an abortion in Heaven because if you follow the rules, you won't get pregnant. They regretted the decision but decided to hate their child when he was born. Sure they named their child Kid Icarus because that was the name based on the innocent child that wanted to fly...but if you know the tale of how that ended when Icarus got close to the sun, you'll know that Pit will never be able to fly effectively like the rest of the angels, and that's because his parents had sex. After that though, it was abuse since the day he was born. He almost died...countless times, that's why Pit ran away from home so many times."
Li left out the part where Pit met someone that prevented him from killing himself. The person was Haruhi and Li knew what she looked like at the very least.
"Pit didn't know why his parents hated him...but he learned about the Amail eventually and realized that if people hated the Amail race so much, he would do his best to hide it. That's why, he made a pact with the devil."
Ike couldn't believe what he was hearing. Everything seemed like a lie, but it so sounded like Pit and the angel was very good at lying to everyone around him.
"The devil then gave Pit those gold rings that he wears around his arm. They prevent people from seeing his true eye color."
"What is..."
"You'll find out in due time."
Then something hit Ike, "Wait! How do you know all of this?"
Li continued to smile sinisterly, "Because I am the darkness of Pit's heart."
Everything fell then, "WHAT?"
"Back then anyway," Li said quickly, "Pit started developing evil thoughts just like a human would when their parents abused them. He wanted them to die so badly that he would do it himself if he had to. No one would care if his parents died. They were rejects of Heaven anyway. Well, when Pit made a pact with the devil, those thoughts were so strong that he created me. I am his sin. I killed his parents in cold blood because he wanted it so badly that it was killing him inside."
"NO!" Ike shouted, "Pit wouldn't think of things like that! He's too...innocent an pure to think that way..."
"That's what he wants everyone to think. That fox saw right through him and that's why I tried to get rid of him sooner but with him being the size of an insect, he won't be a threat. The hedgehog is the other one that saw right through him but he didn't say anything to anyone. I'm surprised Pit got this far in lying before everyone got suspicious with him."
Ike stood up and pointed Rangell at Li, "You're a lying bastard, you know that?"
Li sighed, "You still have so much faith in Pit. Look at me human. I am Pit's darkness. That's why I do things without feeling sorry for those around me. That's why angels in Angel Land consider me the devil. I do things without hesitation. I don't care about anyone but myself. This is what Pit thought when he created me. When I was created, he no longer had evil thoughts because I carry those thoughts inside of me. He must have learned of his mistakes as he grew up and that's why he tried to forget about me...everyone did...and that's why...I'm going to kill them all and Pit's going to help me."
Ike didn't know who to believe anymore. Li's story was believable but...
"Aren't you going to hate Pit for creating me?"
Ike said nothing. Li just continued to show his cocky grin, "Would it be a pain to tell you that because of Pit creating me that I killed someone very important to you?"
It was then did Ike snap. He lunged at Li like a tiger pouncing on his prey. Li quickly stood up and jumped out of the way.
"Yeah that's right. Because I killed him, you went to help everyone out in Subspace. You wanted to kill the one that killed the person you didn't even get to say those three simple words to!"
"SHUT UP!"
Ike almost got a hit on Li and for a second, the dark angel was questioning himself if it was really a good idea to anger the mercenary.
"Maybe you should go back to memory lane like Pit is," Li said in a sadistic tone.
As if Li didn't need to tell Ike to go back in time. Ike was having a flashback attack as we speak. Li just grinned and watched the scene unfold.
There was a reason why Captain Falcon won the F-Zero Grand Pix. He made it back to Smash Brothers Mansion so fast that Fox didn't have a chance to hurl when through with the whole trip. He got a chance to hurl in a nearby bush afterwards before getting on Hoshi-Tsuki and flying after Captain Falcon and Sonic.
And Dr. Mario was past the point of no return. He had a bigger temper bigger than his cousin Mario and it wasn't a good idea to press his buttons. As soon as he saw Sonic injured, he just ordered Captain Falcon to place him in that capsule in the hidden room and keep him in there until further notice.
It was messed up but it was for Sonic's safety so Captain Falcon did just that. Sonic weakly struggled to not be put in the capsule but he was too weak to resist. His injuries started healing right away though.
Captain Falcon then told everyone to meet in the conference room. All the Smashers except Sonic, Pit, Ike and the missing smashers were present as well as Saki and Isaac. They couldn't find Nintendog. More so, Marth and Roy weren't around either. Even the wounded Ash was in the room. He had a bandage wrapped around his bare skin and Gary insisted that the Pokémon Trainer go back to the infirmary to rest. Ash refused though.
"We have to stop Pit now!" Captain Falcon announced, "He's gone too far! If we don't stop him, then we're all in danger."
Mario nodded his head in agreement. He didn't think it would come to this but ever since this all started, he knew Pit wasn't telling them the whole thing. That made the plumber lose his trust in the angel.
"You need to calm down," Samus told the racer calmly, "I don't think it's a good idea to attack one of our own."
"He attacked one of us," Wolf stated. He was still rather upset that he failed to protect Lucario.
"But it wasn't his choice!" Peach spat back. She was angry that her friends were even thinking of turning on the kind angel.
"If he was stronger, he could have prevented the darkness from taking over," Luigi or rather Mr. L said in a dark tone.
It surprised some Smashers to hear Luigi say such dark things. Why didn't they notice that that wasn't Luigi?
"What do we do then? Just stand here and wait for that angel to kill one of us?" Captain Falcon asked her.
Peach shook her head, "We can solve this without killing one another! I just know it!"
"Peach, you're being too soft," Meta Knight told her, "Sometimes killing someone is the only way to end things."
"Meta Knight! You know that's not true, poyo!" Kirby shouted.
"You had to kill Nightmare in order to bring total peace to Dream Land," Meta Knight reminded the pink puffball.
"But that was to protect Tiff!"
"Meta Knight has a point," Snake continued, "We can't stand here and wait for the pandemonium that is going to happen. We either do nothing or let that Pit look alike do whatever the hell he wishes. As a soldier, I think we should listen to Captain Falcon."
"I disagree..." Link mumbled to Snake, "It doesn't seem right to turn on the one that helped us defeat Tabuu."
"That was the past," Snake told him, "This is the present. We don't want anyone dying so it's either do or die Link."
"..."
"But aren't we supposed to wait for Merlon?" Yoshi questioned innocently.
"He won't make it in time..." Mewtwo murmured. He was standing in the corner of the room with his eyes closed, "Some of us have to finish this now."
There was a long pause before Ash finally spoke.
"Mewtwo, you can see the future, right?" Ash questioned.
Mewtwo shook his head, "No, I can only read ones mind."
Ash stood up from his chair. Gary stood up as well trying to get his boyfriend to sit back down due to his injuries.
"Then how come you didn't read Pit's mind that first time?"
Mewtwo said nothing. The answer was quite obvious.
"Why Mewtwo? Why?"
"It's not that I didn't. I couldn't."
"Huh?"
"Something prevented me from reading his thoughts. The same goes for Sonic."
"Ash, sit back down. Your injury is going to open up again!" Gary told the Kanto Trainer.
Ash groaned as he sat back down but not before banging his fist on the table.
"Why I didn't see this coming?" Ash asked no one in general, "They were my best friends yet I didn't notice them suffering. And even when I asked what was wrong, they kept hiding stuff from me and yet...I couldn't figure out what it was unless they spelled it out to me. Even then, I might not have been listening, but..." Ash hid his eyes underneath his cap. Something shiny dropped from his eyes, "Now that all of this happened, I feel like the worse friend not being there for either of them!"
No one didn't dare to speak if they didn't want to make the situation worse. Gary did his best to comfort his boyfriend but nothing worked as Ash continued to rant about being the worse friend someone could ever have. Not even little Pikachu could cheer up his trainer.
"And Pit even said I was a horrible friend! I didn't even watch over Sonic after he got raped! I just focused on my problems!"
"Ash, stop beating yourself up! It's not going to do anything!" Gary yelled as he finally had the courage to slap his boyfriend on the cheek shocking everyone in the room, "If you continue to say stuff that isn't true then I'll regret the day I fell in love with you!"
That was like a declaration of love. Ash looked away from his boyfriend slightly humiliated that he had talked some sense in him. On the bright side, the old Gary was coming back.
"Anyway," Saki began breaking the silence, "We should focus on matters like this later. We still need to bring Pit back."
"What are we going to do with him though?" Mario questioned.
"Master Hand should decide that. Not us," Isaac said simply.
More silence filled the room. Those who weren't Smashers seemed to be thinking more clearly in this situation than those who were Smashers.
"I think," Saki continued, "Most of us should go to retrieve Pit and some of us should stay here to protect the mansion and to protect Master and Crazy Hand."
"I agree with the assist trophy," DK announced.
Isaac nodded his head. Soon everyone in the room agreed. Mr. L smirked. This was perfect. If most of the Smashers left, then it would be easier to kill them all in one strike.
"Who is going to say behind though?" Samus questioned, "And before you saying. It's not going to be us ladies."
"The Pokémon are staying behind," Wolf said quickly and without thinking.
"What?" Lucario questioned in rage not at all happy with the decision. This was followed by a cry from Pikachu, Jigglypuff and the older Pichu brother and a groan from Mewtwo.
"You're injured," Wolf said simply, "And I'll regret sending you out there to battle."
"Wolf!"
"Lucario, you know what's best."
Lucario grunted but was forced to comply.
"And Dr. Mario is staying as well to take care of the wounded," Mario told his cousin, which the doctor calmed down and decided to listen.
"Kirby, stay here." Meta Knight ordered the pink puffball.
"Why?" Kirby asked as he whined.
"You are a very powerful Smasher," Meta Knight stated, "If we all fall in battle, I'll know that you'll still be alive and can avenge us all."
"Meta Knight..."
"All that training will finally come into play."
Kirby frowned as he slowly walked over to Yoshi who wasn't going to be left behind.
Ash was silent before he told Gary an answer that the Kanto Researcher did not want to hear, "You stay here too Gary."
Shigeru shook his head, "No! I'm going with you! Either we both go or we don't."
"I'm sorry Gary. I have to go. I have to convince Pit to come back to us. If I don't..." Ash didn't even want to go on with that sentence, "And you'll only going to get in the way."
Gary fumed, "What the hell do you mean by that? I can hold my own in battle."
"You almost got killed when we faced Giovanni!" Ash shouted.
"And when we fought those zombies, you almost died as well," Samus added, "That staff was taken from you because you weren't suited for battle."
"Samus!"
"Two against one Gary. You're staying and that's final!"
Gary shook his head in shock, "No, if I don't go...you'll die Ash...I can't lose you."
Ash stood up from his chair ignoring his boyfriend, "When are we leaving?"
"We're leaving now," Captain Falcon stated, "We don't have any time left to pack our things."
"I just need my shirt..."
Mewtwo used his psychic powers to bring Ash's usual clothes that the Pokémon Trainer put back on.
"Don't be reckless," Mewtwo stated.
"I won't," Ash said.
The Smashers then slowly walked out of the conference room one by one. Even those who were staying behind left. Ash, Gary and Pikachu stayed behind. Ash didn't bother looking at his boyfriend after what he said.
"Pika pi..." came the cry of his yellow Pokémon.
Ash frowned as he hid his eyes under his hat again, "Don't follow me Pikachu. You have to take care of Gary for me and if something were to happen to me...please become Gary's Pokémon."
The Pokémon Trainer knew that Pikachu was giving him the puppy-dog eyes while Gary was glaring daggers at the back of his head.
"I HOPE YOU DON'T COME BACK!" Gary screamed, "YOU BASTARD!"
Ash could only smile faintly as he opened the door of the conference room and slammed the door behind him as he left.
Pikachu watched as his trainer's boyfriend fell to the floor crying.
"Pika pi..."
"I can't believe you did that to him Red!" Peach shouted as the Smashers headed out the door.
"It was for the best...I guess..." Ash said sadly. Those words that Gary said stung him greatly. It hurt that much to leave the two that he loved the most and would die without them. But he had to save Pit or he would regret it.
"A little harsh in the end..." Snake mumbled.
It was then did Marth appear and crash into Yoshi who fell on top of Mario.
"Marth, watch where you're going!" Mario shouted as he pushed the green dinosaur off of him.
"Sorry, but have you guys seen Roy?" Marth questioned. He was in panic.
"No...why?"
"..."
"He must have went ahead of us," Link said quietly.
"We got to save him! I think Roy is..."
In Angel Land, something in the kitchen broke. Aqua was the first one to check up on Himeno. She gasped when she saw the green angel on the floor.
"Himeno, are you okay?"
Himeno groaned as a response, "No...I just felt a sudden jolt in my heart..."
"..."
Himeno seemed to be the only angel to know when something bad is going to happen. It came from being able to empathize with people most noticeably any of the angels of the royal bodyguards but mainly Pit. If she fainted because of the captain though, then something bad must be happening to him.
"you should get some rest..." Aqua mumbled, "I'll make the cake."
Himeno shook her head as she used Aqua's shoulder as support to get back up, "It's okay, I can finish this. You're not that good at cooking anyway Aqua..."
The blue angel wanted to drop the green angel right there. It wasn't suppose to be offensive but it was still enough to piss her off.
"..."
It's funny how Sun-Wong came rushing into the kitchen demanding to know if everyone was okay. The girls gave Sun-Wong a thumbs up before telling him to leave them alone.
"Did you...feel something...ominous?" Sun-Wong questioned.
Himeno nodded her head slowly, "Hai, I feel like Captain Pit is in trouble."
"...I'll ask Pepper to call him now but I bet he didn't bother inputting our phone numbers in phone yet."
"Speaking of Pepper, where is she?" Himeno questioned.
"it's been awfully quiet without that bird screwing up the place."
"I think...she went to her hideout," Sun-Wong answered.
"where is it?" Aqua asked quickly.
"I don't know. She and her friends change their secret base every other day."
Mcenche suddenly appeared behind Sun-Wong and said, "She with her friends debating on who should be with Captain Pit somewhere in the city of Angel Land..."
"What happened to you Mcenche?" Himeno asked in worry as she forgot about her pain.
"Uh...one of the Centurions flew over me with a mirror in hand...and it broke above me...I can't get the glass out of my hair..."
Himeno went over to the ice angel and forced him to sit down as she took the pieces of glass out of his hair. Aqua got her Rod of Water and used it to mop the floor since there wasn't a mop nearby. Sun-Wong stood near the door.
"Three misfortunes in one day. That not good..." Sun-Wong stated.
"what were they debating about?" Aqua asked.
"Which pairing is better...Ike/Pit or Link/Pit."
"no comment."
"It's stupid really. Yaoi fangirls..."
Roger suddenly appeared looking ready to pass out.
"You too?" Sun-Wong questioned.
"No, but I'm stupid enough to walk under a ladder."
"don't get cursed by the devil..." Aqua mumbled.
Roger said nothing as he left before they told him to get back to work.
"It seems like there is nothing but misfortune all day for all of us suddenly," Sun-Wong stated.
"I didn't feel anything..." Aqua mumbled.
Suddenly you can see three butterflies outside (every room in the palace has a window). Isaak came into the kitchen telling the royal bodyguards to be on their guard before walking off to finish preparing the presents for Li.
"That means Pepper will have bad luck now..." Sun-Wong stated.
As if on cue, Sun-Wong's cellphone range. He picked it up and heard Pepper crying on the other line.
"Pepper, where are you?" he asked in a worried tone.
"Away from the base..." He heard Pepper say, "I knew something bad would happen when I spilled the pepper chasing Chobi around...but to think that I got into a huge fight with Ian...Wright tried to stop us but...-sniff-"
"What was the fight about?"
"Ike/Pit and Link/Pit..."
Sun-Wong hung up the phone. He sighed in annoyance, "You were right about yaoi fangirls Mcenche."
"I'm always right Sun-Wong," he told him.
"But Ian is a guy..."
"He's still in the same category as Pepper, Himeno." Mcenche pointed out. "That's what happens when you're friends with her."
Aqua frowned. First Himeno falling and breaking a plate, Sun-Wong having this weird feeling, Mcenche having a mirror break before him, Roger walking under a ladder (which was his choice), Isaak seeing three butterflies and finally Pepper spilling pepper...something terrible was going to happen soon. She might as well report this to Palutena just to be safe.
Me: TBC with 6566 words.
Yohko: Wow. That was short.
Me: This was one part of the flashbacks. Ike's flashback will be in the next chapter. Notes!
1. The Branded is a race in Fire Emblem that is neglected very similar to the Amail in this story. The Branded are half beroc (human) and half laguz (half animal).
2. I got The Law of Hell from The Law of Ueki anime. They never say this but every episode title has The Law of something. And the Law of Hell is basically obeying the laws of the underworld so if devils, demons and those sinful people who don't obey end up drowning in the river of...I forgot the name but it's the name of the river in Super Paper Mario. The one that Luigi fell into.
3. The Law of Heaven is similar to the Law of Hell as if angels don't obey the law, they will get shunned and likely sent to the underworld.
4. This is why Pit can't fly forever in this story. Breaking the Law of Heaven or Hell will make your child not be able to fly forever.
5. Tiff is from the Kirby of the Stars anime. She's the only smart Cappi who actually knows that DDD does a lot of crappy stuff to the village and is the one who can call upon the Warp Star. She gets along with Meta Knight very well mainly because they're both VERY intelligent.
Yohko: Yeah. Who knew Pit could be so...like...Lucy from Elfen Lied?
Me: Any Amail will act like Lucy from Elfen Lied. But if Lucy is that sadistic then it makes a lot of sense why Pit didn't want to tell anyone. And Li is the darkness in Pit's heart which explains why they look alike but have completely different personalities. It also explains why Li is so protective of Pit.
Yohko: Why?
Me: Because Pit is light and Li is dark. The darkness cannot live without Pit. But the voice in Pit's head is not Li. This is also why Li can't fall in love with anyone. Because Pit has every positive feeling while Li has every negative feeling. However, because Pit is an Amail, they can't help but feel dark emotions because of what their parents thought when they had them.
Yohko: So what type of Amail is Li?
Me: A very special Amail that was created by an Angel Amail. Li is Pit's sin. In the next chapter, you will learn of what happened to Ike in his world. I told people that this chapter would focus on Li but it didn't happen. I think I'll explain what happened to him in later chapters. This chapter was dedicated to Pit. Now I got some questions.
1. Where is Pit?
2. What happened to Ike that made him hate Amails? (I already said this in chapter 22.)
3. What happen to Roy?
4. Why were the royal bodyguards having all having a bad feeling?
With that said. Please review. I will now give you MY FRIEND CODE!
Yohko: Yay...
Me: My friend code is 1676-6037-3277. If you want my friend code, I have to know you on Deviant Art so I know I can trust you with it. And don't add me unless you give me your friend code. Also, if you suck at Brawl, I'm removing you off my list.
Yohko: What that means is to NOT stand in one place taunting or jumping off the edge or just standing there doing nothing.
Me: I hate this because whenever I'm gambling in the spectators section, the people ALWAYS commit suicide on purpose and that pisses me off. They make Pit and Sonic look bad. The people can't use Pit. His Angel Ring attack is not his only attack lame asses. Okay. Now I rant about Brawl.
Yohko: If you don't want to listen to her rant about Wii Fi, stop here now and review. Otherwise, continue.
Me: So I just recently got Wii Fi thanks to my dad who finally gave me two passwords for wireless internet. The first thing I did was go on Wii shopping channel. There, I bought Kid Icarus and Sin and Punishment like I said I would. I don't know how the hell to save in Kid Icarus though. Sin and Punishment is HARD for me! Even on easy it's hard! You like have to shoot with the L button, move with the analog stick, aim with the control stick, and jump with R button. I can't hold those four buttons at once! I keep getting killed. I might seriously have to start over from level one at this rate.
Yohko: I think you just suck at shooting games.
Me: Be quiet. Anyway back to Brawl. I got six people registered already and only played three of them. They are Cloba, Zelina and XxNobodyNinjaxX or Austin. Cloba is the bomb with Yoshi. She pwns me half the time. I beat her the other half. And then I really haven't played Zelina or Austin long enough to fully know their skill level. Plus, I don't want to insult them.
And then spectating is annoying because people lose on purpose for you to lose your coins. I gamble for the stickers because there is a bonus mode in which you win, you get a prize of double cash, triple cash, a bunch of small, medium or large stickers or a trophy. I try to get the trophy but I think I can get all the stickers by gambling.
But the good thing about having Wii Fi is that you send stages, replays and pictures to your friends. You can also send pictures, stages, and replays to the whole world...not like you win a prize or anything.
But the stages Cloba send me are fun and now I'm trying to get Jet the Hawk and Mr. L trophy.
That's it...oh! I FINALLY got Fire Emblem Path of Radiance and now I hate the girl who wrote the strategy guide online. Whenever I follow her advice, someone ALWAYS dies. The first time I read that guide, Boyd died because I sent him away from Titania because the guide said, "Boyd will kill all the guys with the lances." Instead. He gets killed by the guy with the lance. That's why I had to use Ike and Oscar to help him out and have Titania clear all the enemies on the bottom of the map on her own which she has no problem doing. She is my strongest character. That guide book is such a lier saying not to use her. I use her because it saves me the potions. And then the recent battle, it said to send Boyd, Rolf, Mist, and Ilyana to the north to fight the pirates and have Ike, Mia, Oscar, Soren, and Rhys to the south to clear the stage and have Titania do nothing. The Laguz are ordered to go north where the pirates are and wait for three turns until Marcia joins you. This is what happens...THE BOSS KILLED SOREN! I was SO pissed when that happened. I had to start ALL over because of that and I lost all the EXP for Ike and Mia. The second time around I switched my strategy. Titania, Boyd, Rolf, Ilyana, Mist and Oscar go north to fight the pirates and Ike, Mia, Soren, Rhys and the Laguz go south to fight the boss. Because I was rushing to get through the stage, the Laguz killed every enemy on the bottom, but they don't kill everything Ike and Mia had the finishing blows and Soren just stood there casting magic and killing nobody. It took longer for Marcia to reach Ike and talk to him in order to join but I had her do nothing. She's so weak it isn't even funny. I then had Lethe fight the boss and she took him down to 3 HP. The boss then was trying to be a smart ass and kill Soren AGAIN, but Soren was ready this time. Soren KILLED the boss the second time around and got all the EXP and the pirate thing was the same as the last time around. I now move on to the next round but I'm lazy and don't want to do that now, so...
That's it. Please review. I think this is the last chapter before school starts since I'm going to get my hair done tomorrow. Ja ne!
And...I didn't get say hooray having over 200 reviews...but this is what I want to say. I have OVER 9000 hits!
Yohko: -rolls eyes-
Me: Ja ne!
So I had to add the reference to Icarus. You know the Greek myth of a boy who wanted to fly toward the sun. He managed to do that with wings that was made but when he flew too close to the sun, his wings burned and he tumbled toward the earth and died when he hit the ground. It's more poetic for Li to mention it.
I mentioned that there's a difference between the old Gary and the new Gary in this story. When I get to that chapter in this story, I'll probably add a whole new scene.
And I couldn't help but notice that Ash's dilemma in this scene is the same thing that he suffered when concerning Trip in Seizensetsu. I'm just glad that Ash didn't do things on his own in Seizensetsu so far.