Kaos *walking back and forth*: Ugh, where is she?
Eon: I thought she be here soon.
Derpy: She'll be here any second now. You know how school is for her.
Samurai Jack: But hasn't been this long.
Me *opening the door*: I'm *panting* here!
Foxy: What was holding you up?
Me: My bus driver is driving me crazy! A few kids *panting* in the back were just be ridiculous *puff* and the bus driver told them stop. They were still be very odd *huff* and then she turns the bus around, back to the high school. She even threaten to *gasp* call the police!
Toad: That explains a lot.
Kaos: Your bus driver needs to take a chill pill
Sonic: If it was the Magic School Bus, it'd be a ton better.
Me: How come reality becomes crueler and my escape is my creativity, fictional stuff, and internet?
Foodfight: Because reasons.
Chris Christie: I'm the reason why school is pain for you and everyone.
Me: OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS IN THIS WORLD! I am only three chapters in, and you barge in! This is like 3rd or 5th time you broke into my fanfictions.
Kaos: I am going to slap you silly Christie!
Me *grabbing Kaos's arm*: No don't! Doesn't matter if he is good or bad, if you slap or harm him, the government could send you to prison! If you are gone, what other evil villain with a Zim voice that can master portals will be one of my many co-hosts?
Kaos *sighing*: Okay Dashie, that'll stop me, for now. But how do we deal with him?
Rarity: He is right, how can we deal with this man?
Foxy: I got it!
Everyone else: What is it?
Sonta Dusk: Is it Taco Tuesday!?
Foxy *grabbing the nearest phone and dials a phone number*: Hello…It's…Yes I know I am an animatronic from Five Nights at Freddy's… yes the comic will be out soon…Anyways Chris Christie is here at RainbowDash-the-Hedgehog's place. Can you of do something so he can go away…Really...? Great…! How long will that take? Delaks holding you up… How long will it take…? Until WHEN…?! The end of the bloody chapter is when you can come? Oh, will keep him busy with this chapter… yes I am paying the bills…I…no, no I was not attacking Sonic or Scootaloo, that was X.A.N.A possessing me… no…no…the comic is not even done yet…I am not giving away spoilers to unknown project on the internet. Okay, thank you dude…see you soon! *hanging up the phone*
Me: Who did you call?
Foxy: You'll see soon.
Yami: So, what do we do? I'll challenge CC over here to a children's card game!
Me: Cynder and Sonta!
Cynder and Sonta: Yes?
Me: Disclaimer please.
Sonata: RainbowDash-the-Hedgehog has no ownership to anything mention, said, and/or used in this fanfiction.
Cynder: Enjoy and try not to sue use! WARNING: This might contain spoilers to Skylanders Trap Team and My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 2: Rainbow Rocks! To avoid spoilers, watch the film or some let's plays/ play the game yourself to avoid anything ruined for you.
*The New Cloudcraker Prison, Skylands.*
Cloudcraker Prison, one of the toughest prisons ever built in this dimension. Made of the purest of the most powerful crystals, Traptanium is making it ever so hard to escape this place. It was once impossible to be free, that is until Kaos blow it up, and so he can free some twisted and dangerous villains, the Doom Raiders. The Doom Raiders are some of the most feared creatures in Skylands. They would plunder heaven blind and cause trouble and pain without mercy. Luckily, after Kaos blow up the jail, the Skylanders and their Portal Masters managed to trap them and put them into the Villain Vault, a jail at the Skylanders Academy. But the jail was filling up with other evildoers. So the Skylanders, Mabu, and others rebuild Cloudcraker Prison, making even more powerful than last time.
But that was the past, now is now. And now is the time to know what the Doom Raiders have been like.
"I so totally hate this!" Dreamcatcher whined.
"You aren't the only one who doesn't like being cooped up in this Gypsy artifact!" the Chompy Mage moaned.
"Why is this thing even a crystal ball? Why not a shiny golden cell?" the Golden Queen growled.
In the New Cloudcraker Prison, the Doom Raiders where, again, imprisoned. All 6 of them, the Golden Queen, Wolfgang, Doctor Krankcase, Dreamcatcher, Chef Pepper Jack, and the Chompy Mage. In the new prison, they were inside a slightly large crystal ball, made out of pure Traptanium. It stood on a crystal ball stand, made of sliver. It stood on a small metal table. Below it was the Traptanium floor, the table was about 8 feet tall standing up. Wait, where the heck was the Gulper?
"Wait, aren't we missing someone? Where is the Gulper?" Pepper Jack asked.
"That idiot blob of liquid actually likes being on the good side! I heard that whenever he does a successful mission or does a good deed, he gets soda as a reward." Wolfgang groans, as he strums his guitar.
"So what is lost one member to those good guys, we still have enough chance on our plan on getting out and getting revenge.
"You know it's not just those pish-posh Portal Masters and those sleazy Skylanders who got in our way," Golden Queen says. Her tone sounded like a storm was building up inside.
"And we all know who it is," Krankcase says.
"Kaos," all the Doom Raiders said unison, with hatred in their voices.
"He is utterly cruel to me!" the Chompy Mage and his hand puppet yelled.
"He sabotaged my attacks!" Chef Pepper Jack screamed.
"He managed tell those Skylosers what I was up to and my location!" Dreamcatcher moaned.
"He was hard to kidnap!" Krankcase shouted.
"He wouldn't bother trying to help us, so I had to strap him on torture wheel," Wolfgang roars, "Not that I'm complaining about putting him on a torture wheel."
"And he managed to reveal my location in the Golden Dessert!" Golden Queen snapped. "Not only that, he helped the Skylanders in other ways, and blindly used Traptanium. It may have given him unbelievable powers, but you can't use a power source blindly. You should think thru a plan instead of using like someone from the insane asylum!"
"Kaos has caused some trouble for use. He slowed use down, has a poor mind, and helped our worst enemies! Luckily he got a bit of a punishment," Dreamcatcher said with a sly grin.
"How so," Wolfgang asked, his interest peaked a bit.
"I may behind bars here; I can still see the minds of others in their dreams. And little o'l Kaos was having a nice sweet nightmare."
"Do tell what happened," Golden Queen says, as evil smile creep across her face.
"Oh this is rich," Dreamcatcher says clearing her throat, "In this dream, it was memory from his past. His father was in shadow. Apparently Kaos was a weak and helpless child, and he was whipped and his dad kept on insulting him."
The Doom Raiders were surprised. For a moment they were silent. But suddenly… they all burst into laughter.
*Meanwhile, at Kaos's Kastle.*
Kaos stop thinking about his dream for a moment. And he said to himself, "Why do I have a feeling someone is mocking me?"
*Back at Cloudcraker Prison*
"Oh this is far too funny," the Chompy Mage giggled.
"Oh, severs him right! I wish I can see that in person!" Wolfgang roared with laughter.
"I'm going to die of laughter!" Krankcase chuckled.
"Oh trust me when I say this, when we bust out of here, he will pay, and he will feel more pain than ever," Golden Queen laughs.
*Meanwhile at a café, Human world, MLP Dimesion.*
Ah-ah-ah-ah-AH! Three terrible voices sang, extremely off key and very bad. Three girls were singing low coldly, like a whisper in the corner of a café. They were in a booth, and they were wearing grey hoodies.
"Aria, Sonata, this isn't working. Our pendants only give a small dark dim spark. And that's only if we are on key," one of them spoke. In her hand was grasping a broken necklace (a black chain and a red gem) She place it on the table so she can remove her hood. It revealed her large puffy orange and yellow hair. She opened her plum colored eyes. She rubbed her face, her golden skin.
"You aren't the only one who is suffering Adagio Dazzle," Another cold voice spoke. She removed her hood as well. She showed her lilac skin, her violet eyes, and her purple and cyan blue hair. It was Aria Blaze
"Yeah, we never had Taco Tuesday," Sonta Dusk whimpered, as she revealed herself, her sky blue skin, her wine eyes, and her cyan and purple eyes.
"Shut up Sonata! We have bigger problems then you Mexican food," Aria snapped.
"Yes, for one thing, we need to get our pendants fixed and powered up. It's the only will ever get any energy back," Adagio spoke coldly. "But how to do so is the problem."
The three girls look at their broken necklaces. Those were once the source of their power. The Dazzlings (as what they were called) would feed off of the negative energy from others with their enchanted music as a spell. The spell would have everyone blind to the fact there is something wrong. They would argue, fight, and have the most bitter of hatred towards others. The negative energy would become a green mist and be drained into the gems of their necklaces. The more they sing, the more negative energy, the more powerful their voice become.
"But how can we get these things fixed. No one would help us, after what happen at Canterlot High, who would? Plus, if we try to go back to Equestria and get these things fixed, we could be banished back here again, Twilight could stop us again, and so many other possibilities," Sonata said. Usually, she would make a dumb comment, but this is one of the few times she was showed her smartness.
"You do make a point. How ae we going to…" Adagio started, but her sentence was quickly cut off. She notice that 7 girls walked into the café. She groaned. "Don't look now girls, it the Rainbooms."
"Well that's just peachy," Aria moaned.
The Rainbows was the human counterparts of the Mane six ponies from Equestria. 5 of them were the human versions of Twilight's pony friends. The only two how weren't from this world was Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer. Sunset is girl with tan skin, cyan eyes, and red and yellow hair. She wears a purple shirt with her curie mark (a shimmering yellow and red sun), a black jacket, an orange skirt with a yellow and purple line, and black boots with a splash of purple. Twilight's dragon friend, Spike, was now a dog.
"…I see, said the blind man, as he started to saw with his hammer," Pinkie Pie joked as they walked into the café. The others laughed.
"So Twilight, darling, I would like to hear about this castle you got," Rarity said. They reached a booth and a spare table near the window. Far away from the Dazzlings, but the can still hear the Rainbooms.
"Oh trust me, if I told you how I got my castle, I would have to start all the way back 1,000 of years ago. It's a LONG story," Twilight spoke.
"You will not believe how much has happened in Equestria. You are aware about the Sirens, but there is much more to learn," Spike explained.
"I can still hardly believe there is another world, where everyone here is a pony or something else," Fluttershy cooed. She stroked Spike's soft fur.
"After what has happen recently, I could believe almost anything at this point," Rainbow Dash says, strumming a guitar.
"Oh Dash, this can be far-fetched, but I think can take it," Applejack tells Rainbow Dash.
"Okay, let's start," Sunset Shimmer tells. "It all started in other country, in a terrible blizzard with 3 tribes…"
Me: Because there is a lot (yet so little) of Equestria History to be explained, I'm just going skip into the part where it's important, if you have a problem with that, then too bad for you.
Kaos: Come on! We want to hear some headcannons and theories on Equestria history!
Me: Don't talk! If the author is doing an author's note, then it's alright. But if I have characters interrupting then mostly likely the internet's universe will collapse! Just get back to the story!
"…and then, once he was defeated, he was banished into the ice in the Arctic North. But he placed a cruse upon the Crystal Empire, a dark spell to make the entire empire to disappear into thin air," Twilight explained. Applejack spit her cider right into her face.
"Sorry Twi, but how can he make an entire empire to vanish?" Applejack asked.
"He was empowered and consumed by dark magic. King Sombra managed to slave the Crystal Ponies. He had so much power to do so," Twilight says.
"Oh my goodness, was pony versions of Celestia and Luna alright?" Fluttershy worried.
"They were okay, but not for long. Before the 1000 Years of Peace. Nightmare come came about," Twilight said, with depression in her voice.
"Nightmare Moon…" The main five humans spoke with fear.
"Nightmare Moon…?" The Dazzlings asked softly. Eavesdrop seemed to be a good idea. They heard everything about their Equestria history conversation. They were bored for the most part. But this sparked their interest.
"I heard of this story a ton of times from Celestia while I was still her magic pupil. I thought the lesson of rage didn't matter. But now I realize, I should have listen closely to the moral," Sunset nearly mopped.
"Nightmare was freaky beyond all belief," Spike barked.
"It went like this. After a long enough time being unnoticed by Celestia, or her subjects, she finally snapped. I have actually witness it with a potion. So it went by like this. Luna was saying how she won't take it anymore, how everyone adores the Sun and never the Moon. While it was day time, she raised the moon causing an eclipse. The evil and hatred of her heart and night changed her into a wicked mare of darkness, Nightmare Moon. Princess Celestia tried to reason with her, but she refused to listen. They had a long battle, and then Celestia pulled her triumph card, the Elements of Harmony. She harnesses the magic of the Elements to beat Nightmare, and imprisoned her to the moon."
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, that is so horrible!" Rainbow Dash gasped.
"That's not the end of it, 1000 years later, Nightmare Moon returned. So my pony friends and I went to find the Elements. We found them and harnessed its power. We beat Nightmare, but we also turned her back into Princess Luna."
"That's good, I'd hate see someone evil forever because of tragedy," Fluttershy cooed.
The Dazzlings were surprised at this. They had never known about this.
"This must have happened after we were banished!" Sonata observed quietly.
"You're actually right for once! Looks like our little chat with Luna years upon years back surely did the trick," Aria whispered smugly.
"Hello Rainbooms," a voiced called out. The Mane six, Spike, and Sunset turn around to see the human version of Trixie Lulamoon ", how are you?"
"Hey Trixie, how are you. We're doing alright, how about you?" Twilight ask in a friendly tone.
"I'm great, I'm trying acting now. There's going be a production of the musical of Guys and Dolls, I'm trying out of being the character Sarah Brown," Trixie explained.
"Wow, that's a great role. How is your acting and singing?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"I still need to work on my low notes and keys."
"Say, lets head to the school, we can help you out," Sunset says.
"Really, you would do that?" Trixie asked.
"Sure sugarcube, let's go," Applejack says. The Mane Six, Spike, Sunset Shimmer, and Trixie soon walked out of the café.
"Girls, did you hear that!?" Adagio said in a sly slimily tone.
"There is going to be production of Guys and Dolls!?" Sonata squealed with glee. "I am so going to see it!"
"No you idiot, think! Those girls were talking about Luna becoming an evil monster!" Aria snorted.
"Our little chat with her years ago actually worked! Too bad she is good again. Wait a minute girl," Agido says.
"What is Agido?" Aria asked.
"Are you pondering what I am pondering?" Agido asked.
"I think so girls, but why is it called Muppet Vision 3D if it's in 4D?" Sonata asked.
"What's a Muppet?"
"Well, it's a type of character in a TV show called the…"
"Sonata, don't start making references that have no connections to this story! If the 4th wall is broken too much by your references, bad things WILL happen!" Aria scolded.
"Like what, what can happen?"
"For one thing, copyright infringement can happen."
"Oh okay. So what was your plan Agido?"
"Once we can get our power back, we will find our way back to Equestria, and we will turn Luna back into Nightmare. She'll beat Celestia. With the princess of the Sun gone, Nightmare Moon and us can rule and divide Equestria in enteral hatred and darkness. Plus, we will be adored as a bonus," the leader explained.
"I see, but how do we find our way back and get our power back too?" Sonata asked.
"Good question," Aria pointed out.
Me; Thank God, I am finally done this chapter. It took bloody forever, but I managed.
Chris Christie: So, now what?
*TARDIS appears, and the door of the TARDIS opens.*
11th Doctor: Hello everyone.
Everyone: DOCTOR WHO!
Sliver Quill: And Sliver Quill, Doctor Wolf, and Voice of Reason!
Me: sweet.
Voice of Reason: So, what do you want us to do with Chris Christie?
Me: Just take him back to his office.
Doctor: Got it. Also, there is someone here in the TARDIS who would like to meet you.
Me: who?
Samjax: Hello RainbowDash-the-Hedgehog!
Me: Samjax! How are you!?
Samjax: Good, where is my master!?
Kaos: Samjax, my evil apprentice! How are you!
Team Rocket, Pinky and the Brain: Aw, how cute.
Me: Well, with Chris Christie leaving, and more characters coming in. Let's end this night. See you next chapter!
Kaos: rest well Bronies and Portal Maters, more coming soon!
Ariana: what he said.
Kaos: WHAT IS MY EVIL SISTER DOING HERE!?