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AN: This not one of my best chapters, if I do say so myself…
Setting: During Dragon Training
Days Until Wedding: 2 and a half months (72 days)
"When Will You Guys Learn"
"One… More… Time…" Hiccup grunted as he lifted an 80lb rock above his head. Just as he reached his peek, he threw it to the ground and it smashed into tiny bits of pieces. Hiccup was bent over, panting. He supported his weight by putting his hands on his knees. His sweat was all over his body.
All in all, it was a good training session and he might rest just a bit to regain his strength.
"Woah" someone said from behind him. He turned his head and saw Fishlegs gawking at him.
"Hey Legs, what brings you here?" Hiccup asked. He was currently in his backyard and since his father forbade him from seeing Astrid he was forced to train near his house.
Before Fishlegs could answer, Tuffnut strode inside his yard and went towards Hiccup.
"Man, that was awesome! The way you lifted that rock, I mean…" he grinned as he raised his hand.
Hiccup smirked and high-fived Tuffnut "Thanks."
"Big deal. I've lifted heavier objects." Snotlout said as he entered Hiccup's line of view.
"Yeah, yeah" Tuffnut just waved him off and Snotlout huffed "So Hiccup, got any plans today after training?"
Hiccup raised his eyebrow "No… why?" he answered slowly
"Cool, so when's your training going to end?" Tuffnut looked like he was going to pee himself in excitement.
"Actually I'm already done training so-" but before he was able to finish his sentence Fishlegs grabbed him by his arms and lifted him off the ground. "Woah! Legs what are you doing?!"
"Nice! We got him! Let's go!" Tuffnut cheered as they marched off towards the forest, the opposite to what Hiccup and Astrid was familiar with.
Hiccup tried to struggle free but Fishlegs was too strong for him. He didn't want to get help because that would make him look like a weakling so he braced himself and waited for the beatings that were coming.
"You still didn't tell me what you're planning on doing to me" Hiccup said a little while later as they entered the forest.
"No can do, dude, it's a surprise" Tuffnut said cheerily.
Hiccup couldn't understand the current situation. Tuffnut was rather cheerful; Fishlegs was not spouting facts about dragons and Snotlout…
Hiccup looked towards his cousin and noticed how quiet he was… Yeah, there is definitely something wrong with these guys
"We're here!" Tuffnut whispered which caught Hiccup's attention. Tuffnut suddenly bent forward and peeked behind a bush. "Yes, they're still there!"
Now Hiccup was curious. "Who?" he asked as he peeked through the same bush. Hiccup widened his eyes after his vision cleared.
Infront of him was a lake, and from the looks of things, the lake was warm. But that wasn't the reason awestruck. It was the one occupying the lake that caught his attention.
Girls.
Naked girls.
BIG NAKED GIRLS.
Hiccup backed away from the bush and was planning on running away when Snotlout and Tuffnut held him in place.
"Let me go!" he whispered while he struggled from their grips "Are you guys planning in killing yourselves?!"
Tuffnut smirked "Oh come on man. Don't you like to see what girls look like when they're naked?"
Hiccup snorted "Of course I do. Especially if those girls were vikings, were expert on throwing sharp objects and, most of all, I love the fact that they can bend my body without much effort." He said in a deadpan voice
Tuffnut groaned "Just accept the fact that we can see boobs" he said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Hiccup sighed and gave in. It was worth a shot.
Hiccup looked through the bush again and saw all the naked girls infront of him. What caught his attention was the blonde one that was facing away from him. She had very long hair and looked like they were taken care of. Even from that angle he could clearly see that the girl was not as large as her companions but she had curves on all the right places. Just looking at her arms, Hiccup could tell that that girl was an axe wielder.
His eyes then started travelling down south and couldn't help but admire her butt. It was not big but anyone with half a brain was surely going to be mesmerized by how round it was.
Hiccup smacked his face. What was he doing?! He was engaged! He shouldn't be looking at other girls! In fact, he wasn't supposed to be there! He decided that he needed to leave, fast! All he needed was to tiptoe his way out and run as fast as his feet could take him when he was in the clear.
But something stopped him from his actions
"Hey, Astrid! Could you help me wash this?" one of the viking girls said.
Alarms went off in Hiccup's head. Astrid was there, naked. And the guys were going to see her. Naked.
Astrid. Naked. Naked Astrid…
Hiccup quickly peeked through the bush again, and surely, the girl he was gawking at earlier was none other than his fiancé.
He was relieved that he wasn't attracted to any other girl.
Something clicked in his mind. He turned his head to the left and the other guys were still staring deeply on the other side of the bush.
That was not acceptable! Nobody had the right to see Astrid naked! Only he was allowed to see her naked! In the future… When she wasn't hostile towards him.
Hiccup was now trying to get the girls' attention without letting the guys know he did it.
He then decided that the best solution was to pick a rock from the ground and throw it in the water. It was foolproof!
But things never did went his way. After he threw a rock, a very loud "OW!" was heard followed by an unmistakable battle cry from said viking.
"Who threw that?!" Astrid shouted with the top of her lungs. She noticed that someone was watching her and following her instincts turned and rushed through the bush.
Awkward silence surrounded the area. Astrid was standing there, just for everyone to see her. While the boys were trying their best not to ogle at her.
Astrid's attention wasn't with them though because she was clearly staring at the boy who threw the rock.
Oh goody…
AN: Hey everyone… Enjoy!
