Disclaimer: I don't own httyd

AN: OBJECTION! This isn't an author's note! This is me rambling to you about Phoenix Wright!

Setting: Aftermath of the Green/Red Death battle

Days Until Wedding: 2 months (50 days)

"Why Wasn't I informed Of This"

After 4 days of resting, Grudge was finally able to do his daily chores and activities. He felt lonely though because his daughter was busy being a warrior and a woman. He never could be prouder for her. She may be a ruthless killer on the battlefield but she was a harmless flower when it came to his fiancé. Speaking of which, he was surely surprised when the teens informed him about their current situation. When he first found out about Astrid's eye, he was devastated. Not because her aim would be faulty but because he was very close in losing her. Losing a wife was one thing but losing his daughter would be the death of him, literally.

He was busy fixing kitchen table by nailing on one of its legs when there was a knock on the door.

"Jus' a second!" he shouted and put the hammer on the table. He opened the door and the person who knocked was

"Spitelout? What can I do for ye?" he askedm smiling

Spitelout, on the other hand, was not "Hello Grudge. I'm here for important matters"

Grudge raised a brow "And that is?"

Spitelout shook his head "It's best if we talk in private"

Grudge nodded and let Spitelout in before closing the door.

-Stadium-

"Ok, I need you guys to focus. We are going to attack the Meatheads and I you to be serious about this." Hiccup said to the group of teens infront of him. This was of grave importance and he was doing his best to get their attention.

Snotlout, not only was he ignoring Hiccup but he was also flirting with Astrid.

"Hey, did I ever mention that I moved in to my dad's basement? It's really cool down there. Do you like working out? I mean, we could work out. Just tell me, ok?" he gave her a wink.

Astrid wanted to barf but held it in. She wasn't in the mood in cleaning her own puke. This meant that her focus was not on Hiccup but on not puking her lunch out.

Of all the people there, Tuffnut was the only one listening to Hiccup. Strange? You bet. Not because he wanted to but because her sister was busy with something else entirely. Actually, it was not something but someone.

"So my father told me that starting next week I would be making my own house! Can you believe that?!" Fishlegs rambled as Ruffnut listened to every word he said. It was quite obvious that the female blind viking was smitten with the chubby viking. Too bad the only person oblivious to this fact was Fishlegs himself.

"Yeah…" Ruffnut said dreamily. It wasn't that she liked him for his brains, that much was obvious. She actually liked him because he wasn't like the others. No matter how many times she flirted with him, he never got the hint. Ruffnut didn't mind though because she loved the challenge.

Hiccup sighed. They were hopeless. There was only one thing that could get their attention.

"Ok, the first person to beat me in a fight would get to lead this mission."

That stopped everyone in what they were doing.

"Finally! You know how long I've waited to pummel you again?" Snotlout said as he stepped forward and cracked his knuckles. He turned back at Astrid and winked at her "This one's for you babe"

Astrid groaned "Great. Just what I needed" she said as she slouched.

-Hofferson Household-

"So, what's ye want to talk about?" Grudge asked as both adults sat at the kitchen.

"Let's get right to the point then" Spitelout said as he rested his elbows on the kitchen table. "I'm here to make a marriage agreement between my son, Snotlout, and your daughter, Astrid." Spitelout raised his hand before Grudge could talk "Before you refuse my offer, let me just tell you, with my son and your daughter they could make the perfect offspring and could possibly run as future chief in berk. Snotlout may not be the brightest boy you've ever seen but with Astrid on his side they would be an unstoppable force. Well? What do you think?" Spitelout let out a small smile. He knew that he had this in the bag. There was no better husband for his daughter. Even Hiccup didn't stand a chance against his son.

Spitelout noticed that Grudge was in deep conversation with his brows knitted tightly and his lips quivering. What was there to think about? Surely he wasn't thinking about making excuses, right?

Grudge looked at Spitelout straight in the face and said in the most serious tone he ever had "That offer of yers sure is tempting but I need to think about this. I can't make my decision this instant. Give me a few hours to clear my thoughts"

Spitelout nodded. "Of course! I didn't mean to bother you while you were resting but I just thought that today was the perfect day to do this"

Grudge nodded "Undertandable. Now if ye'll excuse me"

Spitelout nodded and stood up followed by Grudge. They shook hands before Spitelout walked away. Feeling very smug at the moment.

Grudge closed the door and went to his room. He took his sheets and covered his mouth with it. His body started to tremble and tears were coming down his eyes.

"He… he… hehe…. Hehehe AHAHAHAHA!" he tried to muffle his laughter but it was no use. The situation he was just in was too hilarious! "Hahahaha!" he wiped some tears from his eyes but his laughter continued.

Who in his right mind would accept that kind of offer? Not only was he degrading his son but he also showed his true motives. Grudge knew that Spitelout wanted the throne but he was clearly no match with his vast of a brother so he was using other means.

Grudge eventually stopped laughing and was now breathing hard. He should probably thank Spitelout for it. Speaking of which, he should also probably think of a good excuse on why he would decline his offer.

AN: Yes! A fight scene between Hiccup and Snotlout, coming to you! LIVE! Tune in next time for…. HTTYV! How to Torment Young Vikings! Enjoy and Review!