Disclaimer: I don't own httyd

AN: Different chapter, same awkwardness… Who am I kidding? It's worse!

Additional AN: Man… Try googling "Mandy Grim Tales". You'll thank me :D

Setting: Aftermath of the Green/Red Death battle

Days Until Wedding: 2 months (50 days)

"Could You Redirect Me To The Nearest Mountain"

Astrid eventually let Hiccup go and started looking for Snotlout.

"Now that I've satiated my hunger" when she said this she purred at Hiccup, to which he responded with a gulp "I remembered that I need to pummel a certain Jorgenson" she looked around but to her dismay he couldn't be found. "Where the Hel did he go?"

The only other person there besides Hiccup was Tuffnut but before she could ask he intervened

"Before you ask me, he went that way" he said as he pointed towards the exit "I'd better run if I were you." He gave her his signature stupid grin.

Astrid glared at the blonde and passed him "You better be telling the truth, Tuffbut, or you'll get what he's having" she warned before running off towards the exit.

Hiccup and Tuffnut stared at each other as Astrid left the building.

Hiccup sighed "He's still in here, is he?"

"Tuff!" Snotlout shouted as he stood from the wooden wall he was hiding in "I owe you one dude!" he raised his hand for a high five but Tuffnut only glared at him.

"Yeah you do" he said in a low growl "and thanks to you, Astrid will also go for me now."

Snotlout just snorted and waved him off "Whatever" he then glared at Hiccup "Just so you know, that fight was a fluke!" he pointed his beefy finger at his cousin "We will have a rematch and I will get Astrid!" he said as he started running off.

Hiccup raised his eyebrow at Tuffnut and he just raised his hands "Don't look at me. I think they dropped him on his head when he was born" Tuffnut guessed. Hiccup didn't argue though.

Snotlout came running back and looked like he had seen a ghost.

"Shit! Astrid is coming back! Quick, where's the nearest mountain here?!" he asked frantically

"I think it's to your left" Hiccup answered

"Thanks!" he said as he ran

"Your other left" Hiccup deadpanned

"I know! I'm getting Hookfang!" he said as he ran outside, towards the stables

"Hookfang? Is that his dragon?" Hiccup asked

"Yep" Tuffnut said "Oh, and my dragon is called Belch"

Hiccup looked skeptically at Tuffnut "You have a dragon?"

Tuffnut looked offended "Hey! Just because I'm not smart doesn't mean that I can't ride a dragon!"

Hiccup soffed "Oh, I don't doubt your skills. It's just that you are already destructive enough without a dragon."

Tuffnut puffed his chest "Thank you"

Hiccup shook his head. That wasn't supposed to be a compliment

Astrid finally arrived inside the stadium, slightly panting "Where… is… he?" she asked Hiccup.

Hiccup wasn't stupid. Scratch that. He wasn't stupid enough to defy her. "He went to the stables to get his dragon and go to the mountains" he explained

Astrid smiled sweetly at Hiccup and approached him "When did this happen?"

Hiccup gulped. He clearly didn't want to be involved in this "Just a few moments ago"

"Thanks" she kissed him on the cheek and approached Tuffnut. "And for you" she reared her arm back and socked him on the stomach and he fell on his back, wheezing "That's for lying to me" she started running towards the stables.

Hiccup approached Tuffnut and offered his hand. Tuffnut took it and sat down on the ground

"Dude, she didn't kill me." Tuffnut gazed at Hiccup, relieved. "I don't know what you did but keep doing it. You've tamed the beast!" he cheered

Hiccup laughed and sat next to Tuffnut "Sure, Tuff, whatever you say."

"Hey guys, where is everyone?" Ruffnut finally came back but without Fishlegs.

"Oh, Astrid went after Snotlout after he made that bet during the fight" Tuffnut answered. "Hey, where's Fish?" he asked curiously

Ruffnut smirked with a blush "Don't worry about him, I made sure that I left a lasting impression on him."

Tuffnut looked at Hiccup "What she talking about?"

Hiccup shook his head "It's best if we didn't know"

"Ow! Astrid! Stop! That hurts!" Everyone looked towards the direction of the voice and saw Astrid dragging Snotlout by his ear. Snotlout's hands were currently tied behind his back with a rope.

"Hey Astrid" Ruffnut casually greeted her. This was not something new, unfortunately.

"Hey Ruff." She looked at her and noticed that Fishlegs wasn't around. She smirked at the other blonde female "So did you get some?"

Ruffnut returned the grin "Oh yeah"

Unfortunately for the boys, they didn't know what was going on. Snotlout and Tuffnut were probably stupid enough to try and find out what they were talking about but Hiccup knew better. He was willing to bet that it involved poor Fishlegs.

"Ok, where was I? Oh yeah" she continued to drag Snotlout towards the lounging teens

"Ow! Don't pull so hard!" Snotlout tried to break free but, to his embarrassment, Astrid was too strong for him.

With one final heave, Astrid forced Snotlout to kneel infront of everyone there "Now, what to do?" she looked towards the other teens "Any ideas?"

Tuffnut waved his arm around "Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! I have one! Pick me!" he shouted overexcitedly

"Tuffnut?"

Tuffnut opened his mouth "Uhh… I forgot" he sheepishly said.

Ruffnut decked on the head "You idiot! Don't open your mouth when you don't have anything to say!"

Tuffnut punched her on the arm "Hey! I did have an idea! I just forgot!"

Ruffnut pounced on him and they started fighting.

Astrid looked at the fighting twins and then looked at Hiccup "Hiccup?"

"Yeah?" he raised an eyebrow

"Got any ideas?"

Hiccup raised his arms and shook his "I'm not getting involved in this. If something bad happens, it's all on you guys"

"Baby" Astrid shook her head. She looked down at Snotlout sadistically. "How about we start with this" Astrid grabbed Snotlout's underwear and pull up really fast

Snotlout's eyes widened and it started to water.

It was forever noted that in that day Snotlout Jorgenson screamed like a girl.

AN: No, I'm not being a bully. Don't worry about Snotlout, I have plans for him. Big, important plans that involve twists, drama, comedy and many more that I haven't thought about yet!

Once again, enjoy and review!