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AN: Once again were back to our favorite trouble couple… Hicstrid!

Arc: Till Death Do Us Part

Days Until Wedding: 1 month and 5 days

Listening to: CaramellDansen… Please help… I just can't stop listening to it! XD

"Till Death Do Us Part"

7 days went by after Stoick revealed that Heather is his daughter to Hiccup and Astrid. This was kept secret from the others since Stoick didn't want problem to occur. People would look down at him if they knew that he had a daughter outside of their tribe let alone when he impregnated the woman after he was married.

Heather actually got used to the people in Berk fairly quickly. She befriended Ruffnut much to her twin's annoyance since it would mean there would be less time for them to do destructive things. Since Snotlout didn't know about Heather he still flirted with her even though she was the only one who felt awkward with the whole cousin thing.

Hiccup and Astrid on the other hand, had other plans. They went back to the cove to start training again. It was already a week since they last had their full-blown training. Astrid resumed her training in using a bow and arrow whilst riding a dragon while Hiccup was busy building some muscle. After doing that, she would do stamina training by playing tag with Toothless and Blindspot. This also served as training for the nadder since it could help her hear more of Astrid's footsteps more clearly.

He noticed from the raid at the Meatheads that he wasn't strong enough to parry an attack from a viking bigger than him. His current workout regime was carrying a 200 pound boulder around the cove, climbing a tree while having the 200 pound boulder tied to his waist and throwing said boulder around the cove. They were so caught up in training that they pretty much ignored each other until it was too dark to do anything. While Hiccup was doing this, Toothless was watching Hiccup do those crazy things with a rock when he was not playing tag with Astrid.

"Ok, I think that's enough for today." Hiccup sighed as he untied the rock from his waist and climbed down the tree. "Phew… I'm exhausted" he wiped some sweat away from his forehead. Astrid jogged towards him and handed him a satchel full of water. He took the satchel and drank the water like it was his first time.

While drinking, Hiccup thought about Astrid and because of that, he began to think about their incoming marriage. He wondered what it would be like living in the same roof as Astrid. Speaking of roofs, he heard his dad talk to Grudge the other day about some part of land that was good enough to build a house with. His eyes then turned towards the blonde girl and saw that she was currently drinking her share of the water. As the weeks pass by, Astrid seemed to become even more beautiful. He also noticed that her punches had become even sharper and a lot more painful. He winced as he remembered what happened a week ago. He started thinking all the things that happened after he found out Heather was his sister.

-7 days ago-

Hiccup ran as fast as his feet could make him. He needed to find a place where he could hide and never be found, ever. He passed by houses and looked if they were good enough to hide in but sadly they only risked him in being captured. Should he use Toothless? No, he was at the other way around and he might get caught when he turned around now. Should he sail away? Not gonna happen, he wasn't good at navigating those things and he might crash to other boats and cause even more problems to his dad. Should he dig a hole large enough to fit him with? Pfft, yeah right, he would be caught before he could make a hole big enough just to fit his legs in.

That's when he had the best idea he ever though whole day. Why didn't he think of that from the beginning? He sharply turned left towards the market. He passed by other vikings and when they greeted him, he just blatantly ignored them. He nearly crashed to some of them but still effectively dodged them. He ran for a few more meters before he saw his house infront of him.

"GET BACK HERE HADDOCK!" the she-beast sorry, Astrid, shouted behind him. He could practically feel her hands wringing around his neck. With that thought in mind, he ran even faster. Just as he was just a few meters away from his house, he quickly turned to the right and ran towards the only person Astrid would never willingly get near to, the Jorgenson.

He jumped over the fence and ran to the back and knocked on the backdoor hurriedly. Spitelout answered the door confusingly, wondering why someone would knock at their backyard.

"Hiccup? What ar-" but before he could finish his question, Hiccup barged right.

"No time to explain! Astrid is coming to kill me!" he hurriedly said as he ran upstairs towards his cousin's room.

Before Spitelout could ask again, there was a soft knock on his door. He cautiously walked towards it and hoped against all hope that hope that he was not going to get tangled up with those crazy kids with their crazy antics. He slowly opened the door and expected someone to slam through it but to his relief Astrid was just standing there with an innocent smile on her face and her hands entwined behind her back.

"Hello Astrid, what can I do for you?" he slowly asked, half expecting the girl to explode and demand Hiccup to get down here.

Instead, she just stood there and smiled brightly "Hello too sir. Did by chance Hiccup went inside here?" she asked innocently.

Spitelout was no fool. He knew that look. It was the look women wore when they do something crazy. He knew it from experience. His wife always gave him that look whenever he and Stoick did something so stupid that they would accidentally destroy a house or two. He gulped and stepped away.

"H-he's upstairs, probably hiding in Snotlout's room. Third door to the left." He pointed towards Snotlout's room.

Astrid nodded and thanked Spitelout before stepping in casually and walked up the steps.

As Spitelout stood near the doorway, he could hear Hiccup's unmistakable scream. Some things never change. Moments later, Astrid came down with Hiccup tied with rope. He was crying and looked at his uncle, he was obviously asking for help. Spitelout chose the safer route; he looked away and pretended to open the door for Astrid.

"Bye Mr. Jorgenson!" Astrid bid farewell and left the house.

-Meanwhile with Heather-

"Hey, where are you going? I'm not finish showing you my awesome muscles!" Snotlout chased after Heather as she quickly walked away.

Heather sighed for the nth time. How can one guy be so dense? It was already frustrating enough that she was related to this… this… imbecile! Heather may be nice but even she had her limits when it came to Snotlout. She tried to outrun him but he was surprisingly very fast for someone so big and… stupid… she tried insulting him but he seemed to think that she was in denial. She wanted to puke, especially all over him. There was only one thing left to do.

"You're right…" Heather said as she stopped walking. She turned and gave Snotlout the most seductive face she could muster. "I mean, who could resist some as handsome as you?"

"I'm right?" Snotlout asked but quickly corrected himself by puffing out his chest "I mean, of course I'm right!" he wondered why she was swaying her hips towards him "Uhmm… What are you doing?"

"I'm giving in" she purred and ran her finger on his chest.

Snotlout gulped. He didn't know what she was planning. He never got this far with a girl before and he was scared what might happen to him. "You're giving what?"

She winked at him and whispered on his ear "I'm giving myself to you" she whispered haughtily

Snotlout backed away with wide eyes "A-aren't w-we going a little too fa-fast here?!" he waved his arms frantically. Alarms went off his head. His father warned him about this all the time. When the girl was talking about these kinds of things, there was only one thing to do.

Snotlout smiled worriedly at her before turning around and bolting away.

After Snotlout was far away enough, Heather sighed in relief and covered her mouth so that she wouldn't puke.

Slow clapping was heard beside her and when she looked towards where the sound came from, Ruffnut was walking towards her "I'm impressed. You've managed to make Snotlout run for his life" she smiled sadistically and snaked an arm around her shoulders "I think we should hang together…"

"We?" Heather asked as she tried to get her lunch back in her stomach.

"Yes. You, me and Astrid. We should dominate this men infested village!"

Heather couldn't help but laugh "Yes, we should."

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