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AN: Just saw the movie "Edge of Tomorrow" today :D It was amazing!
Then next week… HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Arc: Till Death Do Us Part
Days Until Wedding: 1 month and 5 days
"Great Minds Fear Alike"
When the guys arrived at the lake, Hiccup suddenly remembered he had a problem. His arm. Because of the Meathead incident, he had forgotten about it. What was he gonna do? What kind of excuse should he use to escape his current situation? He needed an excuse and he needed one, fast!
"Hey Hiccup!" Tuffnut called as he started removing his shirt. Out of all the boys there, he was the skinniest, but since Hiccup was still fully clothed, the others didn't know about it. "What're you doing man? Come on! The water's great!"
"Uhm… Just-just a second!" Hiccup said worriedly. It's not that he didn't trust these guys… Fine, he didn't trust them at all! Snotlout would only make matters worse by telling his father about it then his father would tell the his friends and so on and so forth. Tuffnut was an obvious case since he and Ruffnut couldn't keep their mouths shut even if their lives depended on it. Fishlegs? Well, he could trust him but he wasn't going to take any chances. He had the tendency to 'speak his mind'. In other words, he would blab to mindlessly anything in his mind.
Ok Hiccup, think of something… something to distract these guys… Gears started turning in Hiccup's head
"Hey!" Snotlout shouted and got Hiccup's attention "I am so much larger than you!" a naked Snotlout puffed his chest out infront of Tuffnut.
"What?!" Tuffnut snorted "Dude, my sister's bigger and she's a girl!"
Snotlout growled while blushing crimson "Why you…" he shouted and tackled Tuffnut to the ground. They started to wrestle and rolling around. Two naked vikings. Two naked viking MEN. Two naked viking men rolling around and wrestling… Yep, Hiccup was scarred for life. Hiccup looked at Fishlegs and noticed that he was covering his eyes. It was a good thing that the rotund viking was still wearing his underwear or Hiccup wouldn't be able to sleep for a month.
-With the girls-
Astrid and the others were currently walking towards the lake. Ruffnut was planning in taking the guys clothes and hanging them on the towers. Astrid loved that idea. She would wholeheartedly participate in it.
"So Heather… which one of those idiots do you wanna see naked?" Ruffnut asked casually while digging dirt from her nails using her dagger.
Heather's eyes widened. "Wait, what do you mean? Are you saying were peeping on them?" she asked worriedly
"Well, yeah. That's the point we're going there. I mean, pranking them is just the added bonus" Ruffnut laughed gleefully.
"But… Hiccup's going to be there…" she said uncomfortably. She was not going to peep at his brother, naked of all things!
"Oh I see…" Ruffnut nodded her head "Someone has a cruuuush" Ruffnut sang
Heather blushed. Not because she really did have a crush on Hiccup but because of the thought about it. "I-I do not!" she denied
Ruffnut slung an arm around her shoulders "Aw you don't have to be shy about it. I mean, who wouldn't?"
Astrid coughed. She was not going to listen to Ruffnut suggesting that Heather, Hiccup's SISTER, had a crush on him.
Ruffnut gave Astrid a meaningful look "Looks like someone is jealous" she mock whispered
Astrid just snorted and crossed her arms "Yeah, right…"
Heather blinked at Astrid then turned her attention back at Ruffnut "Is there something I'm missing here?"
"Oh, you didn't know?" Ruffnut unhooked her arm around Heather and stretched them above her head "She and Hiccup are engaged"
Heather gasped "You are?!" she ran towards Astrid and held both of her hands "Why didn't you tell me?!"
Astrid just blinked at her and remembered the same thing that happened to Ruffnut when she told the other blonde about her engagement.
"Uhm… It never crossed my mind" Astrid shrugged. It was true. A lot of things happened just these past few weeks and she just forgotten about it.
"Shhh!" Ruffnut whispered "We're here" she crouched down and peered through the bushes.
"Well… what do yo-" before Heather could finish her question, she was cut off by shouting
"Hey!" Snotlout shouted behind the bush. The girls tensed. Have they been found out already? It was still too soon "I am so much larger than you!" to their relief, he was shouting to someone else.
"What?!" Tuffnut's voice could be heard "Dude, my sister's bigger and she's a girl!"
Ruffnut growled "You are so going to get later…" she muttered darkly
Then the girls heard some shouting and grunting.
"Hehehe…" Heather and Astrid looked at Ruffnut when she suddenly started laughing
"What's happening?" Astrid asked as she crouched down and tried to take a look herself.
She wished she hadn't. Her worst nightmare was infront of her. She was looking at two vikings. Two viking men. Two NAKED viking men that was rolling around and was on top of each other. What made it worse was that one of them was Snotlout. That image itself was going to haunt Astrid her whole life. Just the thought of it made Astrid green on the face and puke on the ground beside her.
Heather wisely stayed put and didn't follow Astrid. The moment heard grunting she deduced that something horrifying was happening and she was going to have none of it.
Ruffnut, on the other hand, was having the time of her life. This was going to be a good blackmail material. She was going to use this to her advantage and make Tuffnut do all of her chores for a month!
Astrid had enough and stood up. "That's it… I'm leaving." She looked at Heather tiredly "If you want to come with me then be my guest"
Heather didn't have to think twice and walked beside Astrid
Ruffnut noticed this and jogged towards them "Wait, where are you guys going? We still need to take their clothes!"
Astrid forgot about that and sighed "Fine, but after that, I'm going"
AN: Sorry for the short chapter but I ran out of ideas for this one. Enjoy and Review!
