I'll just keep adding filler until I feel that we have enough time to get the next guy killed~

/= [DAY 58] =/

"A…host club?"

"Apparently. It was traumatizing, to say the least."

Rizal could only sigh as he turned back to the notebook in front of him, writing down all the Calculus formulas that he could remember off the top of his head. The fact that it was basically a whole bunch of guys trying to sound suave in front of his sister really did irk him a little.

"They didn't…touch you, right?"

"No. I did bring pepper spray in case they did." She pointed out. "Aaaaand…they got me this really cool pendant! Apparently, you give it to your soulmate~!"

"Soulmate, huh?" Rizal sighed. Wonder if he could be as lucky?

"Yeah, apparently that's the point." Charice sighed. "Though I can't imagine a guy wearing a girly necklace."

"Have you seen half the guys here?"

"Well, if they all have the manly mindset as Doitsu-ki, then I'd assume that I'm right."

Rizal sighed. She had a point there.

"Hey, speaking of Doitsu-ki…you hang out with him a lot, don't you?"

"Hang out with him? W-we just bump into each other a lot in the school." He stated, scratching his chin. "W-we don't talk much."

"No? Well, you see him more often, so I guess you're still a good person to ask…" Charice looked up. "Has Doitsu-kun acted…strange, recently?"

Rizal paused.

"I mean, he told me that he's been remembering stuff from his past-"

"He's told me that too."

"Yeah, but not only that, it's like every time he remembers something, he gets quieter or whatnot." She started doodling on her notebook. "I want to assume it's because he's finding some old skeletons in that newly refurbished closet of his, but…does that happen to people who have amnesia?"

"No, not really. They usually open up to someone they really trust."

"Huh…so he either doesn't trust anyone or he's been talkin' to Feli-chan." She rolled her eyes. "Well, whatever it is, we can't help him. It's a problem he's going to figure out on his own."

"What, you're just going to give up like this?"

"Eh? Give up? No no no. If he wants our help, then he's getting the full Pacquiao package with a 90% extra battery, no questions asked." Charice stated. "But as we are now, we don't know anything about him past what other people had been saying…and they aren't saying much. If we said anything that could help him…we could end up hurting him a thousand times over in the end."

Rizal sat there in silence.

/= [DAY 59] =/

"SATURDAAAAAAAY! And NO REHEARSALS TOO!"

What a blessing she had. Of course, she had to get into the school because the Asia class was decorating the school for the Thanksgiving month (why only them, she'll never know), but hell beats being in the same room as a French man who's comparing breast sizes with people. It would leave her some time with her best friend Yong Soo, especially.

"Your breasts belong to me, da ze!"

"No, they don't~!"

Charice skipped out of the way, seeing Yong Soo plop right in front of her and laughing all the while. Of course, he quickly forgave her and the two of them went skipping into the lobby, where Wang Yao was giving people where they were going to cover.

"Yong Soo! Charice! You'll be decorating the West Hall from Rooms 218 to 390!"

"All those rooms, da ze…?"

"Yes! If you keep complaining, you'll never get them done aru! Now go!"

Charice shrugged and dragged Yong Soo and the box of decorations toward the West Hall (which for some reason she still couldn't find easily…which sucked because she had at least two classes there), finding room 218 with surprising ease. She pushed Yong Soo into the room.

"We might as well get this over with, dude." She chuckled. "It takes…what, five minutes to decorate one room?"

"But there are 172 rooms to decorate, da ze…"

"If you keep complaining like that, you might as well decorate both the auditorium and the gymnasium. And you'll need ladders."

"Uwwaaa! I don't wanna do that much work, da ze…"

"Too bad, get to work. Afterwards, I'll treat you to ice cream~!"

"…fine, da ze."

The two of them got to work, and to their amazement they had zoomed through a lot of the rooms in under half an hour. Then they hit room 295, and as Charice was taking down all of the pumpkin decorations, she turned and saw Kiku running a lap around the school.

"Hey, Yong Soo! What's Kiku doin' down there? I thought he was helping us decorate!"

"Eh? Oh, I guess Ludwig's doing his power training again, da ze!"

"Training? During a Saturday break?" Charice blinked. "Why? Doitsu-ki should know to give his friends a break!"

"He's just like that, da ze. At least, that's what Kiku told me da ze."

Charice shrugged as she watched Kiku run further into the grounds before returning to fix the room. Yong Soo headed over to the metal locker from behind the room and took off the magnet, suddenly hearing loud clanging from inside. He jumped back and yelped in shock.

"Be careful over there, Yong Soo!" She spat.

"T-t-there's something in there, da ze!"

"Something…?"

The rattling continued, startling the both of them. Charice quickly grabbed a chair as the rattling finally stopped, and an eerie silence echoed through the room. She took a deep breath before getting the chair and poking the locker door yet again.

"Y-yaaah! H-hello there! I am the Cleaning Locker Fairy!"

"…" W-what the hell? "Feli-chan. Next time you go hide somewhere, try hiding somewhere that's a little more spacious!"

"I-I'm not this Feli-chan! I am the Cleaning Locker Fairy! No matter what, never open this door! Lock 'n roll!"

"…he could've made a better trademark statement, da ze…"

"He's not Asian, he can't do that." Charice sighed. "Come on, Feli-chan. It's just me and Yong Soo here."

"N-never open this door! Lock 'n roll!"

"Oi, Feli-ku! This whole school's pretty big, and I'm sure that Doitsu-ku will be skimming all the lockers to find you da ze!"

"Ah-! I-I thought this would be a good place to hide from Doitsu too…lock 'n roll."

He's…still saying that. "Yong Soo's got a point here, so it's best you come out of there!"

"Not only that, but we'll use our superb Asian ninja skills to get you out of here to safety, da ze!" Yong Soo posed (to who?). "Cause stealth missions originated in me!"

Suuuuuuure they did. "Come on, Feli-chan, get out of there. We won't tell Doitsu-ki that you were here~!"

"Really?"

"Now do I ever want to misplease my dear Feli-chan? No, no, no, my blood has no heart for hurting you!" Charice chirped. "So come out here, Feli-chan! No one's here to harm you!"

The locker was silent for a while, leaving Yong Soo to wonder if it really was a fairy in there. Suddenly, the door slowly creaked open and Feliciano quietly came out of it, closing the door behind him. He rubbed the back of his head shyly and nodded.

"T-thank you, Charice…Yong Soo…p-please don't tell Doitsu that I was here…"

"No one tells Germany anything, da ze!" Yong Soo saluted. "That is something we can do!"

"Of course, of course! We can come back to room 295 later to grab our materials!" Charice threw open the door. "Let's go-"

"IT-A-LI-AAAAAAAA!"

Would you know it, Ludwig was standing right outside the door. And with Charice as close as she was to the scream, she flew away screaming bloody murder and threw herself back into the locker, leaving Yong Soo and Feliciano to cling to each other screaming in a timely fashion.

"There you are…all this time!" He said in his deep, rather demanding voice. "What are you doing here?"

"WAAAAAAAAAH I'LL DO ANYTHING DOITSU I'LL DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING SO PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEEE!"

"WHAT ABOUT ME, DA ZE? DON'T HURT ME EITHER PLEASEEEEEEEEE!"

"You're going to training whether you like it or not, Italy! This is for your own good!" Ludwig grabbed his sleeve.

"Waaaah! Don't force me, don't force me!" He sobbed. "P-please don't hurt meeeee!"

"…sigh…sorry for the trouble, you two." Ludwig stated.

"…I'm…OK…da ze…" Yong Soo looked around in a weary state. "Eh? W-where's Charice?"

"I think I saw her go into the locker over there…"

Ludwig (while still holding Feliciano hostage) walked over to the locker and quietly knocked on the metal door holding the locker closed. Sure enough, there was a small rattle.

"Yaaaah! H-hello there! I am the Cleaning Locker Fairy! I'm not anyone you know, so please don't shoot me!"

He sighed.

/= [DAY 60] =/

"Ahhh…the wind is so beautiful today…there's no cloud in the sky, the sun's not trying to kill me with overheating our planet…maybe now I can-OWWWWWWW!"

She felt like she ran into something, yet when she looked up she saw that it was only Antonio, his hands up like he had just pissed someone off and just now realized it. Charice quickly straightened herself to her feet and chuckled.

"Ahahahaha…sorry. Didn't see you there."

"I-it's OK, querida…I didn't see you either…"

"Eh? Why the quiet tone of voice?"

"Roma-chan said it might be a sore through…said not to speak too loudly or it'll go worse…" He started beaming. "My Roma-chan looked so worried that I just had to agree with him~!"

"…" She tilted her head. She had to admit that Antonio seemed cute when he was whispering. Maybe it was another rule to go into the bishounen rulebook…

"Actually, have you seen Gilbert anywhere? I was supposed to meet up with him here…"

"No, I didn't even see you. Now why in the world would I see him if I didn't even-"

"OI! How's that throat of yours hangin' out, Antonio?"

They turned their heads to see a beaming Gilbert parading toward them like he owned the freakin' place. And seeing as how he was now half German (full German, half German? What does the word "Prussian" even mean these days?), she figured that he must've been telling some form of the truth.

"It's doing OK, thank you for asking. Roma-chan's been caring for me, so I'm doing even better than before~!"

"That's good to hear! The last thing we need is for that guy to have no father figure! That'll be totally unawesome!"

"…hah?"

"Oh, Charice! Sorry, didn't see ya there~!"

"…father…figure…?"

"Oh, you didn't tell her you raised Lovino, dude? Totally unawesome!"

"…no, I knew that…but…you? A father figure?"

"Aw, come on, Charice~! I thought you knew this! I raised Ludwig, remember?"

"Yeah…but…I figured he raised himself, being the obnoxious nutjob…drinker…dude…you are…"

"Kesesesesese! I'm a better man than you think~! And your buddy Antonio here got a hold of you and Lovino! Makes the two of you West's cousins, don'CHA think?"

"Ahahahaha! That makes perfect sense!"

Charice, however, could not catch on whatsoever. Sure, she can see herself as Lovino's brother (which would make her Feliciano's brother and hence she can call him 'kuya' and her 'sorella', which would make him so much cuter KYAAAAA) and can give him all the love she gives Rizal. But the fact that she could be related to a German…especially after yesterday's fiasco…

"Oh, speakin' of potential cousins…isn't that France's kid over there?"

The three of them turned their heads to see Matthew stepping out into the eastern courtyard, mumbling something she couldn't catch to himself. After a few minutes, he bumped into someone. She instantly recognized her to be Seychelles, from the Africa class. Her human name was Seyel, she believed. Their conversation was too quiet for them to hear anything.

"Who's he, again?" Antonio asked.

"Matthew Williams. Canada." Charice answered. "You don't remember?"

"Damn, look at him being all shy to her." Gilbert chuckled under his breath. "He's pretty cute like that!"

"Yeah, I know…" She answered. Heck, all guys are cute when they're shy. Even Germany. And she's the one with the phobia!

"You would think that he would know how to talk to a girl, what with his father being the great Francis Bonnefoy." Gilbert chuckled.

"Then again, he's not a pervert like Francis." Charice chuckled.

/=+=/

Yes, another threesome. MY GOD, they're everywhere! I might as well list all of them that I'm going to use.

[Li Xiao x Charice x Kiku]

[Rizal x Ludwig x Feliciano]

[Antonio x Lovino x Anri]

And nooooow

[Gilbert x Matthew x Seyel]

Yes, you're talking to a rare Canada x Seychelles fan here. So this threesome does exist. Sorry, ladies~

Oh, and I'm spinning around the idea of a crack!fic in my head. Basically, it's nothing more than a montage of Hetalia AUs. In other words, I'm pulling off another "Hetalia: The Fantasy Story" with every other sense of media in the world. If anyone wants it, throw it out there and I might do it.