Warning: There will be some fluff and some of it might be OOC...

As a side note, i had this weird dream this night, and it was about a girl with green skin, who used every morning, covering up her face in "skin colored" paint, just to fit in in school. It was actually pretty sad...

I don't own x-men...


Somewhere right outside the institute 15:25pm…

Kurt's POV:

Bored, so incredibly bored. Might just sit here and think a bit, then I'll at least have something to do…
So, Rouge saved Jean for some reason. Some party I haven't been invited to? I thought she didn't like us. Why help someone you don't like, right? Wait, that came out wrong, of cause I would help if they really needed me, unless it's the brotherhood, I can't stand those guys!

Okay, let's change subject her Kurt before you say something you'll regret. First of all, let's talk about the fact that you're talking to yourself again. But hey, at least I know someone is listening to the things I say, instead of just assuming that I'm joking… I admit I joke around a lot, and yes I might be a bit too goofy, especially with all the pranks I'm making on everyone, but that's just a part of my personality, and you can't change me. Heck, I can't even change me, if I could, then I would be hairless and, well, a bit more normal looking. Hey, do you remember that time some years ago, where I tried to cut all my fur off? Of cause you do, you're me! Oh, Ms. Wagner, or mom, got soo mad, and I looked nothing like a normal boy under there, more like a shaved… Something. Never mind, that isn't important. It grew back only some days after anyway…

Hey, I remember using my tail as a skipping rope when I was younger, I wonder if that's still possible. Maybe I should try… Okey one, two, and three… whoa! Aw! Nope, I'm too tall…

"Dude, what the heck are you doing! You alright?"

" Uh, hey Evan, yeah sure I'm fine, just wanted to see if I could use the tail as a skipping rope..."

(Oh yeah, Evan, the boy who arrived a week ago. I can't even describe how happy I am for having him here, and even better, he aren't scared of me. At least not too much.)

"But why would you even do that?"

"Well, it worked when I was smaller, so I thought that it might still be possible. It's not."

"Do you need a hand to, you know, untangle your tail from your feet?"

"Nein, that's fine I'll manage."

"Then I would advise you to do it fast, Kitty's on the way over here!"

"No problem, I'll just use the holo watch, it's not like she doesn't know I have a tail."

"Sure man, just hurry!"

"Right. So, how do I look?"

"Hairless."

"Great, then it worked."

"Well yeah, it did, a little too much. Look man, you're bald."

"Was! How am I supposed to explain this to- Oh, hey Keety."

"What has happened to you? Why did you tie yourself up, and what happened to your head?! Did you have a fight with the Mower again?"

"Nei- I mean ja! I did actually! You know, I don't think it likes me!"

"Well then apologize to it, and maybe it'll like you a little more."

"Haha, were funny Kätzchen, now if you'll excuse me, I have a tail to tie up."

"Sure, whatever. Oh and Kurt, I heard that the big screen in the living room is gonna be available tonight, maybe you wanna see a film or something?"

"Really? Hey Evan, you wanna see a scary movie with me?"

"Sure, why not."

"Hey, what about me?"

"Do you like scary movies?"

"… No…"

"Then why see it, right. And I'm sure you have other important things to do anyway."

"Well I have, but-"

"Alright, let's go inside and see what we can find."

"But… "

With that Kurt jumped away with still tied up feet, and Evan right behind him.

"That's it, this call for revenge…"

The living room 22:30pm

"Okay Evan, what do you wanna see, the ring or Carrie?" Kurt asked as he sat down on the couch. Evan had lent Kurt a cap, as he couldn't just let the image inducer give him his hair back, cause that would make Kitty suspicious. He had to find a reason to why his hair had grown back so quickly, and since he hadn't found a good one yet, a cap was the only way to keep at least a bit of self-esteem…

"I don't know man, you decide." Evan answered.

"Then I chose the ring, Carrie is already seen a couple of times."

"A couple of times…"

"What can I say, I have been having a lot of spare time."

"Okay then, let's put the CD in."

"You got the popcorn?"

"Yeah they're right her."

"Great! Now get ready for a spooktastic night…" Kurt stated, not knowing anything about the person standing right behind the wall with the big flat screen on, ready to attack.

"Good movie choice Kurt, you're making this too easy for me…"

About an hour later…

Kurt and Evan both looked at the screen with big, terrified eyes. Kurt, who never really got scared by a movie, had curled himself up on the couch. Evan suddenly stood up, ready to leave to never come back, but then thought of a good reason to at least get a break without looking like a weakling…

"Oh look, we're out of popcorn. I'll j-just go get us some more."

"No don't leave me- I mean, sure whatever, I'll just stay here till you get back, all alone, no biggie."

"Right, I'll be right back, just, don't pick up a phone or something while I'm away."

"Don't worry, I'm not stupid. Just hurry."

Kurt was now alone in the dark living room, eyes still planted on the screen, when a sudden flicker began. Then a hand came through the screen, followed by the head of a girl, whose hair was dark and falling down her face.

"Seven days left Kurt…"

The boy jumped up from his seat, screaming at the bottom of his lungs.

"Don't kill me, don't kill me, please don't kill me!"

Kurt was now sitting on the floor begging for his life, and Kitty could no longer keep a straight face.

"Hahaha, stop, please stop Kurt, I can't, haha, the look on your face! Priceless!"

"KEETY! What do you think you're doing, you almost gave me a heart attack!"

"Ah come on, don't be such a baby. Now stand up and tell me you were like, wrong about not letting me in on this."

"Nein, I aren't gonna stand up right now."

"What! Stand up you jerk!"

Kitty got annoyed and went as far as to pull him up from the floor, and though it wasn't easy, she finally made him stand. A bigger smile then covered her face, while Kurt looked extremely embarrassed…

"Wait, did you just like, pee on yourself?" Kitty finally managed to ask.

"No, shut up!"

"Haha omg, you so did! It's like running down your legs!"

"And that's your fault Keety! What were you even thinking?!"

"Well that's what you get for not letting me in on the fun. It was my idea you know!"

"Ja I know, but that doesn't mean you have to be a part of everything I do!"

While Kitty and Kurt kept on arguing, Evan entered with a Bowl of popcorn.

"Just you wait Kätzchen, I'm gonna tell the professor what you just did to the TV!"

"Oh yeah? Well if you do that, then I'll tell everyone in school about your little accident!"

"You have no prove!"

"I didn't, but I do now..."

She then took her phone from her pocket, and managed to get a photo of Kurt.

"You don't dare..."

"I don't? Well let's see what my over one hundred Contacts think about that."

"Keety, I'm gonna kill you! Delete that werdamt picture!"

Kurt then stumbled forward, trying to get the phone from her hands, but as he did, she managed to evade him, and then ran for the door. She ran through the couch with Kurt right behind her, who just jumped over it. The exit was not far now, but Kurt was too close.

"You can't escape me Keety!"

"That's what you Think pee boy!"

Kitty then ran right through Evan who had just stayed back from the fight for his own safety. Of cause Kurt didn't see him, and ended up colliding into him, making them both fall to the floor with the bowl of buttered popcorn scattered all over. Kurt's casket fell off, shoving a still bald head. This made Kitty stop the running to get another picture.

"Oh look, a new picture to my collection. What should I call it? Kitty's book of blackmailing? Now Kurt, something you wanted to tell the professor? "

"... No... "

"I though not. See you guys later."

"Evan, she aren't gonna win this one. We have to get her back, and I might just have an idea."


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