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Arc: Till Death Do Us Part

Days Until Wedding: 1 month and 4 days

"You Really Think He Would Want That"

While the kids were busy sorting their own problems, Stoick was taking care of his. He wasn't going to solve it alone though; he was going to get his most trusted men. They were more than his friends; he could consider them his brothers. If there was one thing he knew, it was that those two were the most reliable people he knew of.

-Gobber's Forge-

"I'm tellin' ye tha' goblins are fookin real ye fool!" Gobber bellowed as he slammed his hammer on the anvil.

"An' I'm telling ye that it was elves who did it!" Grudge yelled back as he slammed his fist on the anvil opposite of Gobber.

Stoick was on the side, leaning on the wall while shaking his head.

"Bah! Ye an' yer fookin elves!" Gobber started hammering a crooked sword "Those tings aren't even real!"

"Hah! Nao listen hir' you bluberin' idiot-"

"Enough!" Stoick shouted which caused the two to immediately shut up. Stoick sighed "Listen, I brought you two here not to fight but to help me"

Gobber woddled towards Stoick and wrapped an arm around his shoulder.

"Sure Stoick, ye could trust me on tha'" Gobber gave Grudge a sideways glance "Even if it means I hav' te work wit him" Grudge decided to ignore him

Stoick sighed one more time "I need to tell you two something. Something important."

"Wait" Grudge motioned Stoick to stop

The chief groaned "What?"

"Befoar anitin' els', wut's te deal wit tha' Heather giil?" he asked suspiciously

"Aye…" Gobber smacked his face "Not tis again…"

Stoick blinked at the two "What are you two talking about now?"

"Tis' guy over hir tinks tha' Heather is up to no good" Gobber said while shaking his head "He's nuts I tell ye!"

"Look, it's not tha' I don't like her or anything like tha', it's just tha' she's been hangin around my son-in-law an' I don't like tha'"

Stoick nodded "I see… That's actually one of the things I wanted to talk to you about."

Stoick then told Gobber and Grudge about his relationship with Heather and about the Dagger of Resurgence. He also told him about Alvin and the connection he had with the dagger and Heather. After Stoick was finished, he never thought he could ever see the expression Grudge was currently wearing.

Grudge's mouth was agape. He was still processing everything Stoick had just said and even then he still couldn't believe it. From affairs to artifacts to witchcraft, he didn't know how to react to it.

Gobber on the other hand, had other ideas in his head.

"So Stoick… if Heather an' Hiccup are siblings, as you said dey are, wut kind of punishment will the gods give them if they, you know, kissed?" Gobber asked casually with a goofy smile on his face

Stoick just gave him an incredulous look. Leave it to Gobber to make the situation even more awkward than before.

"Actually… I don't know…" Stoick shrugged.

"Or wut if dey did sometin' else? Or wut if it was her an' Astrid? Or-" Stoick stopped Gobber by covering his mouth.

"Stop… I don't want to hear anything else from you… I already have a raging headache and I don't think I'll like it if you add more to it" Stoick sighed

Gobber nodded and Stoick was still doubting him but let him go anyway. Gobber gave him a lopsided smile.

"Or wut if the three of dem did sometin'?" he waggled his unibrow and gave Stoick a crooked smile

Stoick, poor guy, facepalmed while Grudge was considering the possibility of it happening

"You know…" Grudge started "It could be possible… but den' again…"

Stoick started crying animated tears… I'm surrounded by idiots

AN: Sorry if I had to end it here but I'm all out of ideas for this particular chapter XD

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