This one is incredibly short, i know, but you'll have to live with that! Once again, if you have any funny ideas, tell me! :D
I don't own x-men
In a hall at the Xavier institute 13:00 pm
"Okay so, what was your plan again?"
"Right about a minute from now, Keety will realize that her clothes are missing, and when she gets out, we'll attack her with the balloons."
"But won't she get mad?"
"Ja, she'll get totally mad."
"But why are we doing this then!"
"Because Evan, she thinks she can prank the prankster and get out of it alive, but now I'll show her…"
"But why whipped cream?!"
"Because you needed something to ask about! Now be quiet. Zhe victim will yell out in about eins, zwei, drei"
"KURT! I'm gonna kill you, give me back my clothes you little pain in the ass!"
"You'll have to come out and get it!"
With that she ran out the door, not ready for the overflow of Whipped cream thrown at her...
"What the heck?! Stop! Seriously, I was clean, and now look at me!"
"That's what you get for scaring the crap out of me, and for ruining the TV! Evan, the butter balloons!"
"The what!?"
"… (Sigh) The ones filled with butter! Hurry!"
"Oh right!"
Evan gave Kurt a balloon filled with melted butter, and Kurt threw it, not aware that Kitty would phase herself, making the balloon go right through her, but as she did, the towel, the only thing she had to cover herself fell off, shoving a now nude and embarrassed Kitty.
"Evan, cover your eyes, quickly!"
"But you have to cover yours too!"
"I know but-"
"No butts you perverts! I'm gonna tell the professor!"
"No Keety, no bare buts! Please cover yourself! And before you run to tell on us-"
"Hey, no fair, it was your idea! Why do I have to get involved in this?!"
"Evan, quiet, I'm actually in the middle of an important speech here! Keety, if you tell him this, then I'll tell him what you did yesterday!"
"No, you wouldn't dare..."
"You know I would..."
"... Fine... But we'll never talk about this again, ever... Guess we're even now, what do you say? Peace?"
" …Peace..."
"Now come here and give me a hug!"
"No way, you're covered in Whipped cream, it would take forever to get that stuff out of the fur!"
"The what!"
"Oh, did I say fur? I meant my hair!"
"You lost your hair yesterday, remember?"
"I, uhm, Ororo has this mixture that will make the hair grow back! Besides, you're only wearing a towel, and I just saw you naked, and I need to get that picture out of my head! Is it hot in here? I think I'll take a shower! Evan, come with me!"
"No way dude, I aren't gonna help you shower!"
"Just come already!"
"Okay okay, and uhm, Kitty? I'm so sorry for this!"
"EVAN!"
"Coming!"
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