=== Be the grouchy crab who can't find his fucking dorm.

You are Karkat Vantas and you can't find your fucking dorm! Yours is in a hallway for mutants but you can't find the hallway. Probably because it's probably pretty small since you and Kankri are the only mutants in the whole fucking school. You growl and keep flying around, looking for a hallway you might have missed before.

"Are you lost?" You turn and find a soulbot girl behind you.

"Yeah, I can't find my fucking dorm."

"What's your blood colour?" You freeze, wondering if you should say.

"Uh…"

"KK, your dorm'th thith way." Sollux says, coming up behind you.

"Oh, okay." You turn away from the soulbot girl.

"I'm Ellina!" she calls to you. "Let's be friends!"

"What? Fine, whatever!" You follow Sollux to a hallway that was hidden behind some pillars. "Thanks Sollux."

"Yeah. I'm gonna get thome thleep before I have to go to Derthe." Sollux flies off and you enter the hallway. There are two dorms, one marked Kankri and the other Karkat. You fly into your dorm and sit on the bed. It was pretty much just like your room on Prospit's moon. You decide to take a nap since the assembly isn't for another hour. You make sure the alarm clock you brought with you is set to go off in an hour and lie down and close your eyes.

=== Be the concerned rainbow drinker.

You are Kanaya Maryam. You are sitting in your dorm at Prospit Highschool. You are concerned about your relationship with Rose. She's going to Derse Highschool and you don't know how long it will be until you get to see each other. You'll just have to send her messages through trolljam (pesterchum for her) and know that when she wakes up she'll respond to them. At Derse Highschool all the classes are at night. It's the opposite at Prospit Highschool.

You pull out your laptop and decide to troll Rose.

grimAuxiliar [GA] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] at 2:04 AM

GA: Hello Rose.

GA: The Assembly Just Concluded Here.

GA: I Suppose You Haven't Arrived At Derse Highschool Yet.

GA: I Hope You'll Enjoy It There.

GA: I Think Prospit Highschool Will Be Very Enjoyable.

GA: But It Would Be Much Nicer If You Were Here As Well.

GA: I Suppose We Will Just Have To Send Each Other Messages While One Of Us Is Asleep.

GA: I'll Tell You Tomorrow How Classes Go.

GA: I Hope Yours Go Well.

GA: Please Message Me Back.

GA: I Love You.

grimAuxiliar [GA] ceased trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] at 2:05 AM

You sigh and lean back. You put your laptop on your desk and lie in bed. But you're too awake to go to sleep. So you decide to go explore the school. You take your lipstick with you in case of emergencies and head out.

=== Be the happy clown.

You are Gamzee Makara. You are so happy. You're finally at Prospit Highschool and your crush Tavros is there too! You couldn't ask for more. Well, you could also ask that he share your feelings for him. You still haven't told him how you feel. Karkat's been nagging you to a lot recently. You hope you'll be able to bring yourself to eventually.

You are currently wandering the halls. You don't really feel like going back to your dorm at the moment, so you're exploring. You hum to yourself as you walk and sip some faygo. You hear they sell it at the school store. Good thing too, because you couldn't bring a whole year's supply of it.

"Gamzee, what are you doing?" You turn and grin at Kanaya.

"Wandering." you answer.

"I see. I'm just exploring the school. It's rather boring waiting for classes to start."

"Yeah. I was gonna all up and visit Tavbro but I couldn't get into the hallway with his dorm."

"Of course you couldn't." Kanaya says. "You can't enter a hallway for the dorms of another blood caste."

"Aw, so I can only visit Kurloz?"

"Yes, unfortunately."

"Oh well. Must be harder on you Kansis, being at a different school than Rose."

"I'll manage."

"Excuse me." You and Kanaya turn and see a Prospitian woman in colourful attire standing behind you. "You should return to your dorms. No wandering except for in your dorm hallway."

"We're sorry. We'll return right away." Kanaya says. The woman nods and walks off. You sigh and walk back to your dorm. You flop on your bed and stare at the ceiling. You would troll Tavros, but your laptop is still charging. So instead you decide to take a nap.

=== Be the girl who's trying to find your friend's dorm.

You are Jade Harley. You are trying to help Tavros find his dorm. You've checked all the hallways you can see but he can't get into any of them. He's getting really worked up and you're doing your best to console him but you're getting kind of worried too.

"Maybe I should just go home." Tavros says.

"Don't be silly!" You exclaim. "We'll find your dorm. Let's just ask around." You fly up to a Prospitian woman wandering the halls. "Excuse me, I'm trying to find my friend's dorm hallway." The woman glances at Tavros.

"What's your blood colour?"

"Um, brown."

"This way." The woman leads you both to a hallway you'd somehow missed. Tavros thanks her and flies in. You grin and wave to him as he goes to his dorm. "Do you need help finding your dorm?"

"No, I already found it awhile ago."

"Alright then." The woman turns to walk away.

"Um, I'm Jade. What's your name?" The woman stops and smiles at you.

"Call me PM."

"Okay. Thanks for helping us PM."

"You're welcome Jade." You smile and wave to her. Then you fly over to your dorm hallway. John is floating outside the door.

"Hi Jade." he says. "That took awhile."

"Yeah, we had to ask this Prospitian lady PM for help. She seems really nice." You open your dorm door and fly inside. Bec is waiting for you. You land on the ground and he runs up and licks your face. You laugh and pet him. You glance at John, who hasn't moved. "Are you coming in?"

"I can't, remember? There's a barrier that prevents boys from getting into a dorm of a girl."

"Oh, right. I forgot." You grin at John. "Why don't you go to your dorm then? You can pester Dave."

"Yeah! Bye Jade."

"Bye." You wave to John, then shut your door. You sit on your bed and pull out your laptop.

gardenGnostics [GG] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] at 2:10 AM

GG: hi rose!

GG: i'm at prospit highschool! this is so awesome!

GG: it's too bad you and dave are at derse.

GG: but at least john, karkat, tavros and some others are here.

GG: sorry you and kanaya aren't at the same schools.

GG: anyway, i hope you're having a good time.

GG: send me a message when you're awake.

gardenGnostics [GG] ceased pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] at 2:10 AM

=== Be the blind girl who keeps licking people.

You are Terezi Pyrope. You're so excited to meet people! You're at Prospit Highschool and there's so many trolls and humans! You gotta lick 'em all! Except they keep getting mad or creeped out when you do lick them. But it's not your fault you're blind!

"Terezi, stop that and just get to your dorm already." Vriska says.

"Fine." you say, whining as you do. Vriska rolls her eyes and flies off. You fly around, looking for your dorm hallway. You can smell some other teal bloods flying in one direction so you follow them. Eventually you're at your dorm hallway. You spend some time flying from door to door, licking the name plates to see if any of them are yours.

"Terezi, yours is right here." Latula says. You fly to the one she's pointing at and lick the name plate. Yup, it reads Terezi Pyrope.

"Thanks Latula." you say.

"No prob." Latula goes into her dorm and you go into yours. It's just like your room on Prospit's moon. You grin and land on the floor. Your lusus is lounging on the floor. There's a large window for her to fly out of on her daily flights. You pat her head and she blinks at you. You grin and walk up to the window. You sniff out the window, which overlooks the golden city outside the school. You grin to yourself. This is gonna be an awesome school year.

=== Be the sad baker.

You are Jane Crocker. You're sad because your best friend Roxy is at Derse Highschool while you're at Prospit Highschool. You're sitting in your dorm, petting Gcat and staring out the window. You sit in front of your computer and pester Roxy.

gutsyGumshoe [GG] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 2:14 AM

GG: Hi Roxy.

GG: I'm at Prospit Highschool.

GG: I can't believe we're going to different schools now.

GG: I hope you're having a good time.

GG: Dirk must be upset at being separated from Jake.

GG: Don't attack him in his sleep okay?

GG: Just kidding! I know even you wouldn't do that!

GG: You wouldn't, right?

GG: Anyway, you can't get into his room so I don't have to worry.

GG: I hope we both have a good school year.

GG: Message me back when you're awake.

gutsyGumshoe [GG] ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 2:14 AM

You sigh and lean back. You really wish you were at the same school as Roxy. Of course, Jake and John are at your school, so it's not so bad. You had a crush on Jake for awhile. Then you found out he was your second cousin. You're not sure if it's illegal to date your cousin or not, but either way it killed any hope you had of him liking you. You sigh and lie down. You might as well take a nap. You don't have classes until tomorrow.