Disclaimer: I don't own httyd.

AN: Love Demands Responsibility! Love Demands Sacrifice! Responsibility Demands Sacrifice!

Hmm… I have this sudden urge to write some Adventure Time fics… not now at least. That is until I finish this story…

Arc: I Do

Days Until Wedding: 22 days

Music I'm Listenting To At The Moment: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY

"You Mean He Did It"

"I think I'll leave it there for the time being" Ruffnut said as she shifted her gaze from left to right.

"What?! But it was getting good!" Cami whined as she lied down on her stomach.

"Ruff? Can you tell us why you can't continue?" Astrid asked her friend.

"Well…" Ruffnut rubbed her arm self-consciously "the next part is where I start, you know, making out with Fishlegs…"

Heather couldn't take it and squealed "No. Way! Now that you mentioned that part, you just HAVE to finish your story!" this was the first time Ruffnut told anyone what happened after the part so she was also in the dark from this point on.

Ruffnut groaned but continued her story anyway

-Flashback-

Ruffnut couldn't remember how it happened but she and Fishlegs were inside her room, kissing of all things. The huge viking was sitting on the floor while Ruffnut was cradled on his lap. Nobody knew this sans Astrid but Ruffnut thought that Fishlegs was hot. She herself didn't understand why but she was too drunk to care at the moment.

Ruffnut inserted in Fishlegs' mouth, who was quite happy with it. Their tongues wrestled with each other while the teens' arms were busy exploring the other. Fishlegs' exploring hands were now on Ruff's but while Ruff's rough hands were on Fishlegs' mangled up hair. Ruffnut moaned as Fishlegs deepened the kiss.

She wanted to dominate him but he was doing such an amazing job that she didn't want to ruin their intimate moment. It was then she noticed Fishleg's hands started going up her back and dragging along her tunic. If she was more sober, Ruffnut would've stopped him by now but with her current state of mind she actually helped him.

She raised her arms as Fishlegs raised the tunic over her head and tossed it at the side. Fishlegs took a long look at Ruffnut's semi-naked body and gaped at it.

"Wow…" Fishlegs whispered

"Like what you see?" Ruffnut said with a vixen like smile as she slowly dragged her hands up her body. For Fishlegs, this was awfully painful to watch because he so wanted to explore her now exposed body. Even in his drunken state, Fishlegs still had morals left. Too bad Ruffnut didn't because she forced Fishlegs' massive hands on her petite form.

Fishlegs' widened his eyes and wanted to retract his hands but Ruffnut had a pretty strong grip and the fact that she started grinding on him made him even more disoriented. Although Ruffnut was having a hard time because of how huge Fishlegs was, she still continued her task in trying to seduce the huge shy viking.

Fishlegs couldn't take it anymore and carried the girl and dropped her on her bed while he was hovering over her. Ruffnut grabbed Fishlegs' head and pulled it down so they could continue what they were doing.

After that, everything went blank.

Morning came and sunlight peeked through the Thorston's house. It went through the top window directly towards the sleeping blonde. Ruffnut groaned as she tried to shield her face from the beam of light. She eventually gave up and tried to sort her head. She had a massive headache and she felt cold all over her body.

In fact, she felt that she was naked, literally. She squinted her eyes opened and noticed that she was under the sheet of her covers. She rubbed her forehead and tried to think what happened last night. To her dismay, nothing came out. It was then she noticed that she wasn't alone in her bed. Beside her, under the covers, was someone asleep, indicated by the slow rising and falling of the lump. It finally dawned on her. She didn't just had headache, she also felt soreness on the lower part of her body, especially in between her legs. She gulped and slowly reached her hand towards the lump and see who was sleeping next to her and also possibly the person who had… sex with her.

She wished it was Fishlegs, at least that would mean that they would be forced to be married. Well, she wished it was him. In fact, she even wished it was Snotlout. To her utter horror though, it was neither of them. When she removed the sheet from the sleeping lump, what she saw made her want to kill herself then and there. The person sleeping next to her had blonde hair and was also thin. The most terrifying part was that the person sleeping next to her looked exactly like her, albeit uglier. And let's not forget the fact that he was also naked underneath.

Ruffnut wanted to scream but she couldn't find her voice. The one person to remove her purity was none other than her brother. Tears welled up in her eyes. She slowly pulled the mangled clothes beside her bed, thankfully it was hers, and carefully put them on. She then stood from the bed, careful not to wake her brother up in the process. When she was finally out of her room, she bolted.

She slammed the front door of her house open and proceeded to run to the only person who she could trust at the moment, Heather.

-End of Flashback-

"And that's it… After that I told Heather what happened except for the intimate parts and about Tuffnut that is…" Ruffnut sighed as she once again hugger her legs.

Astrid didn't know what to do. Not only was her best friend, bluntly speaking, not a virgin anymore but the person who done it with her was none other than her brother, her twin brother to be exact. She wanted to go straight up to Tuffnut and break his bones but at the same time, she wanted answers.

"Ruff… " Astrid called her slowly "Was there someone else in the room with you?"

Ruffnut furrowed her brows and thought hard about it. A minute later, she shook her head but didn't voice it out. She feigned being aloof earlier but it eventually disappeared and was replaced by both fear and grief.

Astrid's mind began stirring. Something wasn't adding up. She needed to get to the bottom of this before jumping to conclusions. She stood up and got the attention of the three girls there.

"Astrid? Where are you going?" Heather asked

"To find some answers. You two stay here and make sure Ruffnut doesn't do anything stupid." Astrid requested Cami and Heather

"Hey! I'm right here you know!" Ruffnut huffed and crossed her arms.

Astrid smiled sweetly "I know" she said before walking away.

First things first, I need to find Hiccup. Astrid thought as she briskly walked inside the forest towards the village. He's the only one able to make Tuffnut talk. For some odd reason, Tuffnut idolized Hiccup and Astrid was going to use that to her advantage.

When Astrid got back inside the village and was now infront of Hiccup's house, she noticed that smog was coming out from one the windows. Astrid's eyes widened and she rushed towards the source of the smog. She ran to the side of the house and saw that the smog came from the kitchen window, she rushed towards it and was desperately trying to find something to destroy the flames from within.

It was her luck to find a bucket full of water behind her. She lifted it up and threw the water inside the open window. There was a resounding splash followed by someone shouting "Hey!"

Hiccup poked his head through the window and focused his glare at the person who threw the water. When he found out it was Astrid, groaned.

"Astrid, why the hel did you do that?" Hiccup asked exasperatedly.

"I thought your house was on fire!" she defended herself

Laughter could be heard from the inside while Hiccup rolled his eyes.

"Come on in…" he said tiredly. Astrid raised a brow but went inside his house anyway.

When she entered, she facepalmed.

"What the fuck are you guys doing?" she asked exasperated as she watched the dominant gender doing… something…

"Uhmm… cooking?" Fishlegs answered unsurely as he was hammering an onion, squashing it.

"Yep… isn't it obvious?" Thuggory said as he used his mace to tenderize some meat.

Astrid gave Hiccup a blank look and he sighed in return.

"We are trying to find out who the best cook is…" Hiccup explained

"Uh-huh… And I supposed that the smoke earlier was your doing?" Astrid crossed her arms with a raised eyebrow.

Hiccup wanted to use some excuses but instead decided to tell the truth.

"Yeah… I was cooking a frozen fish but it was taking too long so I decided to increase the flame tenfold and… you know the rest" he rubbed the back if his head while giving Astrid a clumsy smile.

Astrid continued to give him a blank stare but five seconds later she closed her eyes and rubbed the space between her eyes. Here was her beacon of hope and he was being stupid, again. Then again, she actually couldn't blame him for being unknowledgeable in cooking. He was a soon-to-be-chief in training. His future job was to lead and not to feed his villagers.

Astrid shook her head. Now was not time to think of Hiccup's poor cooking skills, she was still seeking answers concerning her best friend.

"Come here… I need to talk to you in secret" she said as she dragged her fiancé from the kitchen towards the back.

"Ok, you dragged me out here. What is it?" Hiccup asked

"I'm going to tell you a secret and you better not tell anyone about this or I will do illegal things to you" Astrid said seriously and, for good measure, glared at Hiccup.

Hiccup gulped as he heard the seriousness in her tone. He needed to be focused about this or else.

"Ok" he managed to squeak out.

Astrid held the glare for a few more seconds for good measure before closing her eyes and sighing "Listen, something happened to Ruffnut…"

Hiccup's look of fear was quickly replaced with concern. She might have done some things to him in the past but he still saw her as one of his close friends.

"Is she alright? I mean, I didn't see her yet since we arrived but did she get hurt?" he asked

Astrid shook her head "No, nothing like that…" she shifted her gaze away from Hiccup and consciously rubbed her arm. Hiccup noticed this and realized that Astrid was nervous about this. This meant that this was really serious business. "Did… did Fishlegs tell you anything?" she asked instead. She mentally scolded herself for dodging the obvious problem.

Hiccup shook his head "Well, aside from his usual narration of dragon facts, no."

"Ok… you see… How should I put this?" Astrid stared Hiccup dead in the eye "Ruffnut lost her purity…"

Astrid expected Hiccup to gasp or something like that but instead he gave her a blank look

"That's it?" he asked after a minute of silence.

Astrid gaped at him "What do you mean that's it? She lost her purity! Aren't you, I don't know, shocked or something?!"

Hiccup shrugged "Hey, give me a break. If anything, I'm surprised she lasted this long"

Astrid shook her head while scoffing "I don't believe this…" she poked Hiccup on the chest "You're telling me that all this time you thought Ruffnut wasn't a virgin anymore?"

"Uhmm… if I said yes will you do something awful to me?" he asked slowly.

Astrid sighed while her shoulders slumped "No… It's just that… the other girls and I feel bad for her and here you are feeling indifferent about it…"

Hiccup gave a look of apology "Hey… I'm sorry, ok? I mean, I'm a guy. It's encrypted in my genes to act like this" he gave her a lopsided smile and she fought hard not to give a small smile herself but failed.

"Tell you what" Hiccup said as he grabbed both of Astrid's hands and rested his forehead against hers "I'll help you solve this problem, ok?"

Astrid smiled and pecked Hiccup on the lips "Ok" she whispered

"Then after that problem is solved, you're going to show those other guys that I don't need to know how to cook because I have the perfect woman beside me" he said as he started leading Astrid back to the house.

Astrid smiled as Hiccup unconsciously referred to her as a woman. She squeezed his hand and he looked back at her to smile.

AN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Tuffnut did that to Ruffnut?! Oh my glob! Enjoy and Review!