=== Be the tired kid who has to deal with two assemblies.

You are Sollux Captor. You are now on Derse, going through the assembly. You went through the assembly on Prospit some hours ago. Then you slept until you had to go to Derse for this assembly. You're a genius and therefor are attending both Prospit Highschool and Derse Highschool. There's an hour between their class times and you just have to change uniforms and transportalize to your other dorm to get between the schools. Unfortunately, that means you'll only get forty minutes of sleep between schools and you'll probably have to sleep during lunchtime too. Your brother Mituna is doing the same thing. This is gonna be one heck of a school year.

"Are you alright Sollux?" Aradia asks, tapping your shoulder. "You look a bit tired."

"I didn't get enough thleep." you explain.

"Ah, right. You're attending Prospit High too aren't you?" You nod and Aradia smiles. "Don't worry, I'm sure you'll do fine."

"Thankth." The principal finishes her speech and everyone flies back to their dorms. You get to yours and sigh as you collapse in bed. You're exhausted, and you'll be able to get plenty of sleep since classes won't start until tomorrow. You set your alarm clock and close your eyes.

=== Be the excited and energetic cat girl.

You are Nepeta Leijon. You are flying around your dorm happily. You're so excited and happy to be at Derse Highschool! And Equius is there too! Unfortunately, Karkat is at Prospit Highschool. So is Terezi. You're sad that your crush and role-play partner aren't there, but you'll be fine. After all, your moirail is here and Feferi's here too and she's really nice.

Your lusus watches you fly around happily with an expression of a mom watching her daughter have too much fun and enjoying it. You grin and sit next to her. She purrs and licks your face. You wrap your arms around her neck and rub your cheek against hers. You both purr in sync and you giggle.

=== Be the lost cool kid.

You are Dave Strider. And you're not lost! What are you talking about? You're just wandering the halls because you're too cool to bother going to your dorm right now. Okay yeah, you're lost. You were with Dirk and Rose for awhile but then you sort of wandered off and now you're not sure where you are. Crap.

"Are you lost?" You turn and look down to find a short Dersite guy with grey clothes standing there.

"…Maybe." you say.

"Human dorms are down that way, first hallway on your right." The guy points in a direction and you nod.

"Okay. I'm Dave by the way. Dave Strider."

"Hi. You can call me WV. Or Mayor."

"You're the Mayor? I didn't know Derse even had a Mayor."

"Oh, no. I'm not the Mayor of Derse. I'm the Mayor of Cantown."

"Cantown?"

"Yes. I built it myself. I'll show you it sometime."

"Sounds cool." You give the Mayor a thumbs-up. "I'll see you around Mayor."

"You too Dave." You grin to yourself and walk off. The Mayor seems pretty cool. And he's kind of cute, in a Dersite kind of way.

=== Be the lonely seer.

You are Rose Lalonde. You are missing your girlfriend. Kanaya is at Prospit Highschool while you are here at Derse Highschool. You know she is asleep right now, but it can't hurt to try pestering her. You go on your pesterchum and are pleased to see she messaged you. You decide to message her back.

tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering grimAuxiliar [GA] at 1:59 AM

TT: Hello Kanaya.

TT: Our assembly just ended.

TT: It's rather lonely without you around.

TT: But I'm sure we'll both manage.

TT: I'll tell you how classes go tomorrow too.

TT: I wish you were here.

TT: I'll message you every day to say what happens.

TT: I love you.

tentacleTherapist [TT] ceased pestering grimAuxiliar [GA] at 2:00 AM

=== Be the concerned strong kid.

You are Equius Zahhak. You are worried about your moirail. You were unable to follow her to her dorm and you worry if she will be safe there. But she does have her lusus to keep an eye on her. Hopefully she'll be alright.

Your lusus is serving you milk. You thank him and take a sip, being careful not to crack the glass as you hold it. You glance out your window at the purple city below. Derse is so big. You miss being in your home on its moon. But you came to Derse Highschool to keep an eye on your moirail. And to learn of course. And to see your crush of course. Aradia is also at Derse Highschool.

You sigh and finish the glass of milk. Then you sit down and check to see if anyone has been trolling you. Nepeta did a little while ago.

arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling centaurTesticle [CT] at 2:02 AM

AC: 33 *ac purrs in gr33ting to her moirail.*

AC: 33 hello?

AC: 33 equius?

AC: 33 aw, are mew busy now? i'll just troll mew later then.

arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling centaurTesticle [CT] at 2:02 AM

You would troll Nepeta, but at the moment you're rather tired. You spent a long time helping her find her dorm hallway through the crowd of people (you punched through them mostly) and then you had to find yours and you're honestly rather tired. So you lie down in bed for a nap. You hope Nepeta's fine as you close your eyes.

=== Be the glubby sea-dweller.

You are Feferi Peixes and you are very excited to be in Derse Highschool! And lots of your friends are there, like Nepeta and Eridan and Sollux. You hope you'll all have an amazing time!

You're standing in your dorm right now. Yours is really big so that it can fit your lusus. It's also underground and filled with water. You're the only fuscia blood, so there's only your dorm in the hallway, which is why your dorm can be so big. Eridan's in the dorm hallway next to yours. It's also underground and filled with water.

Thankfully the school provides feeding for all the lusi. You're not sure you could go to class and be able to feed your lusus at the same time. And it would be pretty bad if she went hungry and did the Great Glub and killed every troll. Though you have always wondered if it would affect humans. Not that you want to find out.

You smile and tickle one of the cuttlefish near you. It giggles and the others move in close. You grin and tickle them all and your room is filled with the sound of their giggling. It makes you laugh too.

=== Be the sad, drunk girl.

You are Roxy Lalonde. And you're not that drunk. You've only had a few glasses of vodka so far. You're staring at your pesterchum and sighing. Jane pestered you awhile ago. You're really bummed about being at different schools. At least Dirk is at Derse Highschool too. But you're pretty much 100% positive he's so gay for Jake. Oh well. Maybe you can get him drunk.

You laugh and shake your head. You're too sober for that kind of thinking. You take another sip from your glass and pet Muti, your black kitten. You're so glad you're allowed pets at Derse Highschool. Being separated from Janey is bad enough, but if you couldn't have Muti with you, you don't know what you would do.

You stand up and walk to the window. You grin and gaze out over the purple city below. Derse looks so cool! You grin and sip more vodka. You'll have to contact Jane in a minute. After a bit more vodka.

=== Be the upset cool kid.

You are Dave—wait…oops. Sorry about that. You are Dirk Strider. The other cool kid. You are standing in your dorm. You're upset because your long-time crush Jake English is at Prospit Highschool. On an entirely different fucking planet!

You sigh and decide to work on your robots. You're glad you were allowed to bring them with you. They're a bit broken after the trip to get here since the baggage people were total shit (you had to send your luggage to the school in advance). But it'll be simple enough to fix them. But first, you need to finish making your Dirkbot. Then you can send it to Jake. You grab an arm and begin working on the wires inside it. Some of them have gotten tangled so you have to fix that. You grab some tweezers and begin working on it. You are going to make sure the Dirkbot's perfect for Jake.

This is what I have so far. So now I want you all to request shippings! Request all the ones you want! I will have makeups, breakups and plenty of teen drama! I don't think I can write black romance though (sorry). But I won't do incest shippings! But since Jane and Jake are second cousins in this, I'm cool with shipping them together. And you CAN have them shipped with Dersites and Prospitians.

So tell me all your ships! All of them! And I'll try to make as many happen as I can! I'll probably even do really weird ones.

I hope you all review with your desired shippings. Please recommend as many as you want. Even multiple ones for the same people (remember—breakups and makeups and shit).

Thanks in advance.

-readwritebeawesome.