Disclaimer: I don't own httyd.

AN: Guys… we have a problem, a HUGE problem… My WIFI broke and I don't know when I could get it fixed. It's in the weekend and business operations for the internet are closed until Monday so this is a giant obstacle for me…

Sigh… I think this is it guys…. After months and months of following my own schedule, I actually miss a day… I know some people think of this as nothing but to me it's quite a big deal. I always pride myself for following schedules but I think this time nature doesn't want me to succeed…

Here's me hoping that it would get fixed by Monday…

P.S. This chapter was written two days ago so the message above was written days before this chapter was posted…

Arc: I Do

Days Until Wedding: 22 days

Music I'm Listenting To At The Moment: Regretroid - Metroid Parodyand Luigi's Ballad

"Seriously"

"Nao… tell me wut is wrong wit ye kids?!" Acne snapped

The effects were instantaneous, both sides of the genders started saying their reasoning at the same time.

"Quiet!" Acne shouted while she slammed her staff on the ground. Hiccup wasn't sure but he felt the earth shook a bit from the sheer force of the strike from the old woman. In fact, said old woman looked at him dead in the eye and silently telling him that she knew what he was thinking. Instinctively, Hiccup hid behind Astrid who was busy trying to pry off Ruffnut from her brother.

All of the teens were present except for Thuggory and Fishlegs since the two of them were busy cleaning the Haddock's kitchen.

Acne started walking around the teens infront of her while giving each individual a glare as she passed them. She eventually stopped infront of Heather and pointed her staff at the girl. Heather was fairly surprised by the action and almost screamed in fear.

"You" Acne said seriously "Who do ye tink is wrong?"

Heather blinked. Why did she ask her that kind of question?

"I, for one, think it's his fault!" Ruffnut butted in and pointed at her brother

Acne flat out ignored her and continued to stare at Heather

"Well?" she urged

Heather was sure that the shaman was actually looking at her eyes but in her mind. She decided to tell the truth "Ruffnut…" she sighed. Ruffnut widen her eyes and stared at Heather unbelievingly

"Heather?!" she shrieked "Why me?! I'm the victim here!"

"Actually now that I think about, what if it was Fishlegs who had done it?" Astrid intervened

Ruffnut visibly flinched "Well… you know… I mean… we know that he didn't do it but if he did then…" she stuttered and avoided eye contact with Astrid

"Well?" Astrid crossed her arms and had a smile on her face

"I'm thinking!" Ruffnut snapped as an untimely blush crept on her face

"You wanna know what I think?" Tuffnut said as he narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms "If it turned out that it was Legs who had done it then I think you wouldn't have done anything!"

"Dude, you know what they're talking about?" Snotlout whispered to Tuffnut who shrugged in return

"No idea" Tuffnut whispered back

"Well Ruffnut?" Astrid asked once again.

Ruffnut groaned "Fine! If it was really Legs who had done it then I would've been fine with it, happy?!" she said as she raised her arms in defeat

Astrid shook her head and looked at Acne who had a smug look on her wrinkled face

"Is there a way for us to know what happened?" Astrid asked the old shaman

"Of course. Wit a little bit of mah black magic, anitin' is possible!" Acne cackled.

"Well… what are you waiting for?"

Acne rubbed her hands together, like the evil little old lady she was "Let's see here… Who ere' needs to be fixed?"

Everyone pointed to a sweating Ruffnut. Before she could run away though, Astrid and Hiccup grabbed either side of her arms and held her in place.

"She's all yours" Hiccup said all too calmly

"Guys! What are you doing?!" Ruffnut shouted hysterically while struggling to get free "She's going to do things to me!"

Astrid didn't say anything but smiled sweetly at her

Acne started chanting something incoherent then her hands started glowing eerie red. Ruffnut noticed this and she started fidgeting more. Acne quickly grabbed Ruffnut by the sides of her head and pulled back. At first, it looked like she was trying to remove the blonde girls head but a little while late, the teens' eyes widened when they saw something come out of the blonde's head. It was colored blue and transparent. It looked like a transparent fabric from the distance but if you try to touch it your hand would just phase through.

Eventually, Acne was able to remove the whole thing. It looked like it twenty meters long. It was then that Hiccup and Astrid noticed that Ruffnut stopped struggling. When they looked at the teen, all they could see was a dazed look on the girl's eyes. Astrid raised an eyebrow and experimented on what will happen if she let go of her arms. Surprisingly, after Astrid released her, Ruffnut just let her arm fall to her side while still remaining in that trance-like state.

"What did you do to her?" Hiccup asked as he poked Ruffnut's head with his finger and was amazed that there was no reaction.

"I removed her mem'ry" Acne simply said

"What?!" all the teens sans Ruffnut shouted

Acne simply shrugged "T'was de only way fo' me te' know wut really happened in te' past." She then put the blue… thing on a bowl and started mixing it with other ingredients.

Astrid's eyes widened "Wait! Aren't you going to return that? I mean, I like quiet Ruffnut as much as the next viking but she's still our friend"

Acne smiled warmly at her "Don' worry child, the mem'ry would eventually return to her in a few hours"

Astrid sighed in relief but then her brow furrowed "Then what are you going to do with it anyway?"

Acne smiled brightly this time while stirring the bowl "Why, we watch of course!" she said as she released a powder like substance inside the bowl, making it explode and smoke filled the room.

Astrid's first reaction was to cover her mouth but after a few minutes she felt that the smoke around was even real. It was there but at the same time it wasn't. As the teens and Acne stood there in the middle, the smoke began vibrating.

"What's going on?!" Snotlout said as he started panicking

Acne grinned while she waved her arms around and smoke followed her movements

"The show is abou' te begin kiddies!" she cackled gleefully and a bright light illuminated the whole room. The teens shielded their eyes and when it was finally dimmed down, they heard voices.

"Uhmm… Snotlout" they heard Tuffnut said

"Yeah?" Snotlout replied

When the teens opened their eyes, they were shocked that they were now inside Snotlout's room aka the basement. What was even more shocking was that they were now looking at another pair of Snotlout and Tuffnut who was oblivious to them.

"Is this?" Snotlout tried to finish his question but couldn't

It was a good thing Acne knew what he was trying to ask "Yes, we are in your room two nights ago"

"How did you know when to look?" Astrid asked as she tried to touch the other Snotlout conversing with the Tuffnut and was amazed when her hand phased through him.

"I just looked for the latest disturbance in her mem'ry"

Astrid just nodded her head dumbly since she didn't understand how this worked in the first place.

"Geez! I hope this party's going to be good because I'm planning in getting wasted tonight!" memory Ruffnut said as she entered the room. She gazed around a little bit then focused her gaze at memory Snotlout "So… Am I too early or are the other guests invisible?" memory Ruffnut asked as she crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow.

Memory Snotlout scoffed "It's obvious that they got lost along the way. I mean, this is a hard place to find."

Memory Tuffnut raised a brow at him "No offense dude but your house is near the chief's house and everyone knows you still live with your dad"

Snotlout glared at Tuffnut "Dude, did you really have to say that infront of everyone?"

Tuffnut shrugged "Hey, how was I supposed to know we were going to watch ourselves?"

Everybody shushed them because the memories were still talking

Memory Ruffnut just groaned "Seriously? Well then, have fun you two!" but before she could leave, memory Fishlegs entered the basement.

"Sorry I'm late guys but I was busy finishing some calculations and-" memory FIshlegs looked around and noticed something off "Uhmm… where is everybody? Is the party finished?"

The real Snotlout groaned while Memory Snotlout glared at Fishlegs and gritted his teeth.

"They didn't show up, ok?! Happy?!" he snapped

Memory Fishlegs flinched and looked towards the female blonde standing next to him. "So… having fun?"

Astrid shook her head in amusement. She glanced at her still dazed friend and could imagine her groaning on the stupid pick-up line Fishlegs said. Astrid once again glanced at the scene infront of her as memory Ruffnut replied to memory Fishlegs

Memory Ruffnut shrugged "Yeah sure if you think a girl like me being stuck with three boys in a basement is fun…"

It took memory Fishlegs about a minute before h realized what she said and he instantaneously blushed

Memory slapped him on the back while laughing "I'm just messing with you Legs" memory Fishlegs sighed in relief but the glint in memory Ruffnut's eyes didn't vanish "I just meant the two of us" she whispered as she reached up to his ear

Heather and Astrid couldn't help but blush at what Ruffnut said. They both knew that there was some truth in what the blonde said.

Memory Fishlegs sputtered and memory Ruffnut laughed at him while grabbing hold of his hand and went to the table to eat some food and drink some mead.

"I think this is where Ruffnut and Fishlegs started drinking" Heather mused and sure enough, memory Ruffnut was bringing two mugs of mead to their table while memory Fishlegs was hiding his face from embarrassment.

(AN: I'm not going to write the lemon about Fishlegs and Ruffnut because, believe it or not, I'm not very familiar with them)

The teens were horrified at what they previously seen. Hiccup was covering his eyes the whole time, respecting his friends' privacy. Astrid was alternating between staring and glancing around. She knew it was awkward when Ruffnut told them but actually seeing it in person was ten times worse.

Tuffnut was beyond scarred and he was on the ground hugging his knees while rocking back and forth. The last time he saw her sister half-naked was when they were still ten years old.

Cami had an amused look on her face. She didn't know this girl that much but she got to give her respect for dominating the rotund viking.

Snotlout… let's just say he finally got something he could preoccupy himself with.

The teens then saw memory Fishlegs started panicking when memory Ruffnut tugged on his pants. He squirmed from her grasps and ran down from her room.

Memory Ruffnut groaned and stood up. It looked like she was going to drag memory Fishlegs back but instead she picked up her dagger from the floor. Everyone watching was relieved that the dagger sheathed so she wouldn't cut herself. They still wondered though what she was going to do with it.

Astrid's eyes widened when she finally realized what the dagger was for. She tugged Hiccup's sleeve and when he looked at her, she leaned to his ear and whisper what she knew. Hiccup's eyes also widened and his face turned green from the information he got. Astrid told him to keep quiet and he wasn't needed to be told twice. Just thinking about it made his stomach churn.

Memory Ruffnut went back to her bed and started removing her bindings. At first, the teens didn't know what she was doing but when she positioned the hilt of the dagger in between her legs, the teens eyes widened and their faces blushed. Some of them, namely Hiccup, Astrid and Heather, covered their eyes the moment Ruffnut pushed the hilt inside her opening while the rest of teens kept their eyes on the groaning blonde.

Ruffnut was now panting as the hilt was getting more wet with every thrust she made. All of the teens there covered their ears as Ruffnut's groans were getting louder and louder.

Hiccup glanced at Tuffnut and was glad the other twin was still scarred from the previous scenes and wasn't focusing to the current one. With one last grunt, Ruffnut screamed as she arched her back and released her orgasm.

The whole place was once again covered in bright light and everyone covered their eyes so that they won't be blinded. After a while they were back inside Acne's house.

The old woman looked at them with a smile "Well? Nao we know wut happened" she simply said

AN: I feel ashamed… Enjoy and Review!