Let's keep going with the filler, shall we?

/= [DAY 95] =/

The Christmas spirit was going insane. Everyone wanted to do so many things that the place almost exploded. Charice had to make sure she wasn't killed in any way. Dangerous? Totally. But nevermind about that. She had a girl's meeting to attend to…and people needed it.

Ever since the dawning realization that there were too few women nations in this male society, they all decided to ban together and at least try to befriend each other. Since the African and South American nations were a bit tense, those female nations met separately from where Charice was going to go meet up with. She was meeting with the European and the Asian female nations, excluding the Middle East. And they weren't a lot.

Upon arriving at the location (which, oddly enough, was a lounge next to the cafeteria), she noticed that Erika was talking to Lin Yi about something that she couldn't catch. Upon getting closer, she realized that they were talking about something that Vash did that Lin Yi happened to be a witness to. They stopped when Charice sat down next to them.

"Hey there, Charice." Erika laughed. "I didn't think you'd be early."

"Why in the world are people saying that? I don't get late because I want to…" Charice leaned back on her chair. "I just had free time, that's all."

"Ran out of free tacos in the lobby?"

"Yeah…"

"Oh, Charice is early?"

"Don't rub it in!"

She turned her head and saw a laughing Elizabeta standing next to a rather amused little girl and Irunya. The girl ran up to Charice and started grabbing her leg, making Charice jump and scream in shock.

"Ahahaha! She's funny, Irunya!"

"Now now, Wy…let's give her some room. She doesn't know who you are!"

"Wy?" Charice looked down to her. "That's a strange name you chose for yourself."

"No no no! My name is Wy! I have no human name!"

"Hah? Why?"

"Because Wy is already so unique!"

"Oh…that's true…" Charice laughed. "Where's everyone else?"

"They'll be coming soon." Elizabeta stated. "A few people were on their way here, and I heard that even Natalya is coming!"

"Natalya?" Erika looked up. "I thought she would be with Ivan."

"I guess it's her four hours." Charice mumbled.

"What?"

"Oh, nothing, nothing…"

She turned her head back up and (what do ya know?) there was Natalya, being accompanied by Sun Tam and Anri. A few more girls showed up (even Seyel! What a shocker!) before Elizabeta decided to gather everyone in a circle. She folded her legs and began to clear her throat.

"Well then…we should start with proper introductions so that way we get to know each other better." She started. "My name is Elizabeta Hedervary, the Republic of Hungary."

"I'm Wy! I'm the principality next to Australia!"

"Erika Vogel. I'm the Providence of Liechtenstein."

"Lin Yi Ling. I'm the Republic of China…without the communism."

"Irunya Braginski. I am the Republic of Ukraine, and big sister to Ivan Braginski, the country of Russia."

"Natalya Arlovskaya. Little sister of Ivan Braginski, and the Republic of Belarus."

"Sun Tam. I'm the Socialist Republic of Vietnam."

"Monica Bonnefois. I am the Principality of Monaco."

"Seyel Victoria. Um…I'm the Republic of Seychelles…"

"Hello. My name is Anri Katherzig. I am the Republic of Belgium."

"And I guess I'm the last one. Charice Pacquiao. I'm the Outer Islands of the Republic of the Philippines."

"Isn't that a mouthful, Charice?"

"Yeah…then again, I don't usually have to say it that often until I came to this school…"

"That's reasonable. Most of us don't really state our full name and title if they already know who we are…" Anri stated. "And not too many people know you, don't they?"

"Yeah." Charice sighed. "But I can't just go 'I'm half of the Philippines' because that wouldn't be accurate enough."

"And that's a problem because…?" Monica asked.

"Because I have a brother, you know. One I really care for. And he's an important part of keeping our country together." Charice pointed at herself. "Besides, a longer title makes it sound more…important."

"Or a mouthful."

"Shut up, Sun Tam. We already know…"

"Well then…now that we're all together…" Irunya chuckled. "We should talk about something."

"How about boys? All human girls love talking about them." Wy stated.

"Well…we got a problem with that…" Seyel sighed.

"What's that?"

"Well…" Lin Yi rubbed her chin.

"Every guy in the school is gay."

"ERIKA!"

"Well…it's true." She stated. "And it's not like we can walk around it."

"That can't be true." Natalya stated. "Not all male countries are gay. Like big brother."

"Well…we can just reiterate that statement." Charice shrugged. "All men on the European and North American continent are gay."

"Sad, really." Sun Tam sighed. "Some of the rather pretty boys are in Europe."

"Well, that means that the Asian countries are straight, right?" Irunya asked.

"…um…" Elizabeta and Charice stared at each other. "We're not sure."

"…are there any straight countries out there?" Lin Yi whined.

"Uh…"

"It's hard to find them out there…" Anri sighed. "If anything, you have to guess who the straight ones are and see if they're nice enough to be proper boyfriends."

"Geez…what a way to put them in two separate categories." Elizabeta sighed. "I mean, the closest person that might be a little bit straight is Roderich."

"Oh, that's true. You were married to him at one time, right?" Wy asked.

"Yeah…he didn't seem too bothered by the fact that he was with a woman…he was shy, though."

"So he's bi. There's luck there." Charice turned her head. "Anyone else want to throw things out there…see if they're true?"

"Well…" Anri sighed. "I always thought that both Lovino and Antonio were cute."

"They are~!" Charice swung her legs.

"Sucks, though…they're both gay for each other."

"What a way to rub it in, Sun Tam…but then again, it's true."

"I know that…" Anri sounded sad. "But it's all about losing the fight and moving on, right?"

"Yeah…but in this fight, we can never really win." Irunya sighed. "All the guys love each other."

"Did someone have to curse us with this kind of luck? I want to fall in love with a nation and want him to love me back." Seyel sighed. "It's one of those things that makes me wish that I was born a boy."

"There's always someone for us out there." Natalya stated. "Always."

"Yeah, that's something you can say." Irunya sighed. "You found that man. He probably doesn't like you back…but at least you found him."

"While the rest of us still searches…" Monica shook her head. "Do you have any crushes?"

"I used to have one on Ludwig." Sun Tam stated.

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, so? He's serious. I like men like that."

"Woooow…" Seyel turned her head. "Well, if we're talking…I like Matthew."

"Really? Matthew's the cutest thing out there!" Irunya chirped. "And the fact that he whispers like that when he's normally talking too…"

"I actually don't have anyone right now." Wy stated. "Monica?"

"Well…I always had a strange fascination on Arthur. Either him or Roderich…one of the two."

"Roderich…" Elizabeta's mind drifted off.

"…I'm stuck between Li Xiao and Kiku." Lin Yi looked up. "I used to have one for Feliciano, but…"

"Yeah. But then again, he's really cute with Ludwig."

"Yeah." Sun Tam had to agree again.

"It's fine, it's fine." Charice pat her back. "We're all here for you."

"I'll be fine." Sun Tam shook her head. "We haven't heard from you, Erika."

"…it's stupid."

"No, it's not. We here all agree that incest is fine…in country terms." Charice corrected herself. "Who is it?"

"…Rizal."

"My brother?" Charice laughed. "Wow…I didn't even think that he was interesting enough to win girls over!"

"He's very interesting…and quiet. He kinda reminds me of Feliciano, a little bit…on how shy he is."

"…Feli-chan…shy…" Charice squirmed from the cuteness. "So moe…"

"Hey, we haven't asked you about who you like." Seyel leaned forward.

"Yeah, that's true." Erika stated. "Who do you like, Charice?"

"…um…well…"

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AND NOW I TROLL YOU WITH THE NEXT DAY.