Disclaimer: I don't own httyd.

AN: Bump… Fifty flavors of lemon… next is acidity…

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

Beware of women… Never trust something that bleeds for five days… and lives!

Just kidding… I'm not sexist or anything… but I am afraid of you girls… no offence

Arc: I Do

Days Until Wedding: 20 days

Music I'm Listenting To At The Moment: Life's Too Short – Frozen

"Who Is It Going To Be"

"Hah… hah.. hah…" Even though Thuggory's lungs were hurting due to needing of air, he still continued running. Not even glancing behind him to see if his pursuers were still following him. The moment he saw the opportunity, he ran for his life, not caring what or who he left behind. He couldn't risk it. He would personally admit that he was acting like a coward.

He was too focused on looking forward that he didn't even noticed the round rock and stepped on it, resulting on him falling face first on the ground. He didn't care though, he just immediately stood up and continued running. He could still faintly hear the footsteps his pursuers were making and hoped that they wouldn't be able to catch up to him.

As he passed through some bushes, he finally saw it, the village. He doubled his efforts in running and he could've sworn someone was shouting for him to stop. He entered the village and didn't even waste a second to glance at the houses or people he went by. Villagers were giving him odd looks and as they looked towards where he came from, they couldn't help but frown.

'Where is he?!' Thuggory mentally asked himself. 'I need to find him! He's my only hope!' he went to the forge but to his dismay, the smith there told him that the person he was looking for left a few hours ago and hasn't returned yet. Thuggory then went to his house but he also wasn't there.

"Thuggory!" a blood curdling scream could be heard across the village. Thuggory's face paled, they were close. He had to find him, fast! He ran to the only place he could think of where he could possibly, hopefully find him…

"Hiccup!" Thuggory shouted hysterically as he went inside the dragon academy. Said viking looked up from scratching his night fury and turned his head towards the frantic blonde.

"Thug? What's wrong?" Hiccup asked worriedly. It wasn't everyday he saw his close friend with fear in his eyes.

Thuggory stopped and tried to catch his breath. "Th-they're c-c-coming…" he wheezed out.

"Who?"

"THUGGORY!"shouted the combined force of Heather and Cami as they arrived at the academy, panting with very red faces. If one looked closely, they could see that the girls' eyes were glowing red.

"What did you DO?!" Hiccup shouted, alarmed. The last time he saw this happen was when he accidentally called Astrid fat and weak, during her time of the month, after she just woke up. In fact, it was at that day that Hiccup created the 'When not piss off Astrid' chart he had in his room inside the forge that even Astrid didn't know about.

"I can explain!" Thuggory shouted

"No… We'll explain!" Heather retorted as she glared daggers at Thuggory

-Flashback-

AN: This was after Cami told Heather the story

"I'm sorry if you had to find out the truth this way Heather but I'm not just gonna stand by and watch the person I love marrying some else!" Cami said with conviction

"Cami…" Thuggory tried to reason with her but he was cut off none other than Heather herself

"I don't care…" she muttered to herself but the others could still hear her

"What?" Cami narrowed her eyes

"I said I don't care!" Heather shouted with fire in her eyes "He proposed to me!"

"No he didn't! He told me he promised you that he would propose to you when he returns!"

Heather gritted her teeth "Does it matter? Fine, he promised me that we would get married when he returns and not you, who I might add was only accidentally bumped into when they were trying to retrieve the dagger."

Cami smirked, making Heather angrier "Sucks to be you then. If it wasn't for me then both he and Hiccup would have been stuck in Trader's Isle until now trying to find the dagger."

"Oh yeah?" Heather snorted "Then I would have nothing to worry about since he would be too busy focusing in finding the dagger to notice you"

"Uh hello?" Cami scoffed "Did you already forget the story I told you or are you that stupid?"

Heather growled "You know what? Why don't we ask Thuggory what he thinks?"

"For once I agree with you. Let's make him decide whether it's you or me… Thuggory?" she waited for him to answer but ten seconds passed and there was no reply "Thug?"

Both females turned their heads towards where they last saw Thuggory and were surprised when he was there anymore. Cami narrowed her eyes and she could make out a person running from the distance.

Cami looked at Heather the same time she did "Truce until we catch and force him to pick which girl he wants to be with and up marrying?" Cami said in one word. Heather nodded and they once again faced the path where Thuggory ran off to and without any warning they both after the blonde viking.

-End of flashback-

Hiccup blinked as he stared at the girls then at Thuggory then at the girls again. After a long minute of staring, Hiccup raised his hands.

"He's all yours" He sighed

"WHAT?!" Thuggory shouted at his supposedly best friend.

Hiccup shrugged his shoulders, completely relaxed despite the current situation

"Hey… you brought this upon yourself… I warned you not pursue a relationship with Heather but you wouldn't listen." He then looked at Cami "Oh and Cami, I knew about your secret relationship with Thuggory so you don't need to act like you're innocent"

Cami and Thuggory gaped at the brunette

"S-since w-when?" Cami stuttered.

Hiccup shrugged once again "Since the time you two started acting differently towards each other"

Hiccup glanced at his two childhood friends and he shook his head "I mean seriously, it was so obvious that even my dad noticed it!"

"What do you mean? What gave us away?" Cami asked

Hiccup gave her a look that screamed 'DUH!' "You might not have noticed it but you guys kept staring at each other when the other wasn't looking. Not to mention that Thuggory here kept asking where you were"

"I was just… worried?" Thuggory supplied

"Aaaand I also found the two of you kissing near the beach while I was hiding from Snotlout" Hiccup said as both guilty parties blushed deep crimson

"Hiccup! Why didn't you tell me?!" Heather asked with a hint of betrayal in her voice

Hiccup rolled his eyes "Because you were obviously stuck in Lala Island and it was obvious that you wouldn't listen to me concerning Thuggory"

"W-well… You still should've warned me!" Heather persisted

Hiccup waved her off while he started walking away "Whatever… Come on Toothless… Let's go play somewhere else…" Hiccup slowly walked away while a jumping Toothless was happily following him. Heather, Cami and Thuggory kept their eyes on Hiccup until he was out of sight.

"Uhmm… I should go too… I mean, I still have to… yeah… bye!" Thuggory bolted out of the other way. As he passed the gate, Astrid strolled inside.

Astrid watched confusingly at Thuggory as he ran as fast he could. She then shifted her gaze in the academy to find Heather and Cami glare daggers at each other.

"Please tell me that you two are having a staring contest and not what I have in mind…" Astrid groaned. She had a vague idea what was happening but before she would jump to conclusions she would ask first. "Before any of you answer, please tell me what's happening?"

Cami and Heather proceeded to tell their side of the story, at the same time. It took about forty minutes since Astrid forced the two to talk one at a time. It took another ten minutes just to force the two bickering girls to stop butting in the other's story.

"Let me get this straight…" Astrid sighed as she rubbed her temples "Are you saying that you were still a virgin until two days ago?"

"Astrid!" Heather stomped her foot childishly "That is not the point!"

Astrid motioned Heather to keep quiet "I know, I know… Let's just make this clear… You" Astrid pointed at Cami "and Thuggory never broke it off, right?"

Cami shook her head

Astrid nodded "and two days ago you and Thuggory did… that while you knew that he and Heather were getting married, right?"

This time Cami nodded

"Ok, not that's settled… and you" this time Astrid pointed at Heather "don't care what transpired between the two of them a few days ago… right?"

"I'll be damned if I don't!" Heather snapped as she continued glaring daggers at Cami, who, at the moment, couldn't care less

"Ok…" Astrid sighed once again "Then you started arguing who Thuggory was going to stay with, not noticing said guy was inching away from you two until he was far enough so that he could run. Then he made his towards Hiccup, who, I might add, didn't have much care towards the matter at hand…" both teens nodded at that

"It was strange though, I would've thought that he would explode the moment he learned what Thuggory did…" Heather mused

Astrid mused about that "I think it's because he thinks that Thuggory fucked up so much that he thought that that was enough punishment for him…"

A thought suddenly struck Astrid

"Hold on a minute!"

"What?" Both Heather and Cami said at the same time

"I know what Hiccup is doing!" Astrid narrowed her eyes "He's trying to win our bet! No way I'm going to let him do that!" and just like that she left in a hurry to find his fiancé, leaving the two to their own devices

Cami and Heather resumed their glaring contest

"Thuggory is going to be mine!" just like Astrid, Cami bolted away

"No! He's mine!" Heather followed suit

AN: Whew… women… Enjoy and Review!