Disclaimer: I don't own httyd.

AN: Bump… Fifty flavors of lemon… next is sourness...

One more thing, I think it's best if you listen to Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne...

Trust me, it fits the chapter well.

Arc: I Do

Days Until Wedding: 20 days

Music I'm Listenting To At The Moment: Regretroid

"Is This Going To Be A Regular Thing"

Thuggory's POV

The moment I closed my eyes last night, I knew something bad was going to happen the next day. How I wished I was wrong. The first thing I felt when I woke up was two set of arms wrapped around both my arms. I tried to move but the two figures around me was holding too tight. I sighed and decided to open my eyes to see who was sleeping next to me.

I know that I should be alarmed by this but I had a hunch to who were currently sleeping next to me. I glanced to my left and I groaned. It was Cami. I know it was useless in trying to see who was the over person because it was obviously Heather.

"Cami... Heather..." I droned. No point in acting polite since they were the ones who invaded my personal space in MY ship.

Cami fluttered her eyes open and smiled sweetly at me "Good morning... sweetie..."

Sweetie? Thuggory raised an eyebrow at that. Since when was Cami giving him nicknames?

"Honey, what about me?" Heather said behind me and I could tell that she was pouting.

Ahh... So they're both giving me nicknames... Wonderful...

"Uhmm... girls..."

"Yeah?" they both said at the same time

"Could you two please let me go?" Thuggory asked

"You didn't greeted me good morning yet..." Cami whined.

"That's because he's supposed to greet me" I was now facing the ceiling but I could actually picture out Heather glaring at Heather now.

Cami scoffed "Yeah right... Why don't we ask him then... Sweetie, who are you going to greet?" Cami asked me sweetly, no pun intended.

"For my safety and sanity, I will not answer that" I deadpanned

"Look what you did! He thinks we're crazy!" Heather shouted, I winced since she was practically behind me and was... hugging me... from... behind? Oh boy...

"What's this we stuff? And how dare you hug him!" Cami sat on the bed and jumped at Heather. Both girls wrestled and that gave me the chance to get away. "Hey, he's getting away!"

I wept to myself. Not this chase again. When will this nightmare end?!

Day 20 - Morning

Cami and Heather eventually caught up to Thuggory by trapping him and led him inside the Haddock household. They then spent the morning in asking, forcing really, him in eating their respective breakfast.

It should be known that Cami and Heather were having a competition in which girl would be a better wife. The problem with that competition was that Thuggory had no say in it. The winner can only be determined if one of the girls would willingly give up. Thuggory wept that day after hearing that because he knew both girls were stubborn. He just wished that he could reach Hiccup and Astrid's wedding day before going crazy.

First up for their competition was breakfast. Thuggory didn't know whether to trust them or not. This was the first time he saw the both of them cook so he couldn't know how good they were.

Cami and Heather both decided to give soup for breakfast. Heather's soup looked like it was made by a professional, smelled like it too. Thuggory glanced at what Cami made and he mentally cringed. Not only did it look liked it was taken from the bathroom but if didn't know any better he might have thought that Cami had sought to kill him.

"Well... go on... try them!" Heather urged with a beaming smile. How could he resist to that? He took a tentative sip from his spoon and his eyes immediately lit up.

"Wow! This is good! Delicious!" he said in a mouthful

"Really?!" Heather clasped her hands together as she squealed in delight.

Cami huffed and crossed her arms "Let's see about that..." she muttered to herself as she grabbed Heather's bowl and replaced it with hers.

Thuggory gulped. Not because he just finished downing a forth of Heather's soup but because he was afraid at what might happen to him if he tried Cami's soup.

He took a spoonful of it and already he could tell that he was going to have a hard time swallowing it since the soup was sticky as glue. Oh, did I forget to mention that it was blue? My mistake.

Thuggory decided to let bygones be bygones as he swallowed the soup in the spoon. What happened next could be defined as both cruel and embarrassing. Thuggory spat the soup from his mouth all over Heather's face.

She gasped as she was too stunned to react. Cami, on the other hand, had no problem in laughing and pointing at Heather. For the moment, she didn't care that Thuggory picked Heather's soup over hers because what happened afterwards made up for it. The next few minutes was Thuggory apologizing profusely to a steaming Heather.

It was at that time that Hiccup and Astrid came down the stairs, probably woken up by the combination of Thuggory apologizing and Cami laughing. When Hiccup asked what was going on, Heather and Cami pointed to their respective soups then to a defeated looking Thuggory.

When Hiccup gazed at Cami's bowl, his eyes widened and his skin turned green all of a sudden. Without warning, he ran inside the bathroom and covered his mouth so that he wouldn't puke. After Hiccup bolted towards the bathroom, Astrid realized why he ran and she started laughing while the other three stared at her confusingly.

She then explained to the three confused teens the reason why Hiccup ran away. While the girls were laughing for Hiccup's misfortune, Thuggory was thanking all the gods he knew that he didn't suffer the same fate as Hiccup.

Astrid and the others spent the rest of the day trying desperately to make Hiccup leave the bathroom but failing miserably.

Day 19 - Afternoon

Physical training.

Yes, nothing made Thuggory happier than maintaining his large physique. Well, he would be happy if it weren't for two girls trying to get his attention.

'At least they're helping me train...' Thuggory mentally sighed as he parried a punch from Cami. The two had been sparring for the past hour and neither showed that they were letting up while Heather was sitting on the side, pouting the whole time since she wasn't able to help Thuggory in this field.

"You're... good... I've... never... sparred... with... anyone... who... last... this... long!" Cami said while attacking and dodging at the same time. She would never say it but if he trained enough, he could surpass even her mother and that was saying something.

"You too... We should do this again sometime" Thuggory, on the other hand, was not having any trouble talking since he was used to this kind of fighting.

Cami motioned for Thuggory to stop a little so that she could catch her breath. She glanced at Heather and gave her a smug grin "We should... I mean, there's no one else around here who could spar with you as much as I can, right?"

"Hmmm..." Thuggory put on a thoughtful look "Well... There's Hiccup but I doubt that he would do anything that involves me at the moment and there's also Astrid who I think is busy preparing for their upcoming wedding."

"Aren't you forgetting someone?" Heather asked as she hinted him who she was talking about

"Oh yeah!" Heather smirked "Hiccup once told me that Snotlout was a great fighter! I should probably ask him if he wanted to spar!"

Heather groaned while Cami mentally laughed.

While the three were sparring, Hiccup, Stoick and Grudge was busy planning the layout of the house they were going to build. Hiccup wouldn't say this but he was thankful for Grudge. The house that Stoick wanted to build looked like an armory with it's flat roof, iron doors, concrete walls and to add to the mix, no windows. He reasoned that the house should be well-protected when their village was going to be attacked.

Grudge's design was actually pretty decent. It was a small two story house that contained two rooms upstairs and two rooms downstairs, which consisted of the living room and the kitchen with the bathroom in between. Grudge also stated that whenever they wanted to add something to the house it wouldn't be in the way since Grudge designed it to be that way. Some of the walls were made of wood while the rest was concrete. There were also windows but it had to be small so that Stoick wouldn't have a fit.

All in all, Hiccup was happy that their parents was helping them.

XXXXXX

Astrid was not happy.

Nope. Not. At. All.

"Astrid? Astrid! Are ye even listenin geel?!" Acne snapped as she stopped lecturing the blonde teen on the different types of herbs and their uses. Since Astrid was becoming a wife, it was her duty to keep her husband alive. In other words, she needed to learn how to heal his wounds when he did something stupid or reckless so that he wouldn't accidentally kill himself.

This, in fact, help motivate Astrid in learning a little bit of alchemy. Too bad that motivation only lasted for about fifteen minutes after Acne introduced her to hundred types of herbs and each had about 20 uses. It also didn't help that most of them were hard to pronounce and harder to remember.

"Yeah, yeah... Don't get your undergarments in a knot..." Astrid droned.

Acne narrowed her eyes "Well then... I tink it's time we move to anoda lesson, shall we?" instead of getting another book, Acne put a decaying plant, which had almost lost all it's leaves, on the table and she started chanting. It sounded like the one she did when she "fixed" Hiccup's arm only this time the plant started growing and it's leaves started regenerating. Astrid's eyes widen at the spectacle. Never in her life had she seen something this amazing, except for Hiccup of course.

"Interested aren't ye?" Acne chuckled.

"Y-you're g-going to t-teach me that? W-why?" Astrid stuttered.

Acne grinned widely, revealing that she still had all her teeth even though she was ancient

"For selfish reasons..." Acne muttered, her accent completely disappearing "You remind me of myself in my prime. A girl with fire in her eyes that no matter what is thrown at her, it would not diminish. I want that girl to blossom. To see where fate would take her" she finished with a small smile on her face.

Astrid was completely speechless. Not only was Acne talking in complete sense but Astrid actually took her words to heart. She always thought that she was a shield-maiden. Never in her life did she thought of becoming an alchemist.

"Y-you think I can do it?" Astrid asked tentatively

Acne smiled gently "Child, you might even surpass me" Acne murmured

Day 18 - Midafternoon

Thuggory sighed as he sat shirtless on a rock while Heather and Cami was fighting over his shirt. He heard his shirt rip, again. He groaned when he remembered how this happened.

Just like yesterday, he and Cami were sparring with each other when Cami accidentally shredded a part of Thuggory's shirt. Heather saw that as an opportunity to impress him, again. Cami told Heather that since she was the one who ripped the shirt, she was the one who had to fix it. Then an argument ensued which led to where they were now.

Thuggory's thoughts were interrupted when an exceptionally loud ripping sound was heard in the girls' direction, followed by an "oops"

Thuoggory rubbed his temples as the girls he STILL loved went overboard again. After seeing that his shirt was torn in half, he wept.

AN: Well... Things are getting interesting... For some people that is... Enjoy and Review!