Disclaimer: I don't own httyd.
AN: No, this is not a new chapter. Yes, this is still an update to this story. Yes, I'm going to give teasers for the next installment here. No, I will not give you private messages about said story because I don't want to spoil the surprise
"Love Is For The Weak"
Hiccup walked on to a makeshift stage as every one of the main characters sat on chairs in front of him, chatting with each other. Okay, half of the group was glaring at the other half while the latter was not at all bothered by said glares. Hiccup cleared his throat and effectively got everyone's attention.
"Hey guys, I know you're all wondering why all of you were called here but rest assured this is a plausible reason" Hiccup said in a casual manner
"Reason my ass!" Thuggory growled as he stared at Alvin menacingly "What is he doing here and why aren't we trying to kill him?!" he demanded. He tried to get up but for some reason his body refused to follow.
"Thuggory is right, I think, I don't like looking at the majority of the faces here" Astrid added while glaring daggers at both of Alvin and Dagur, the latter cackling for unknown reasons.
"Because the creator said so" Hiccup answered nonchalantly
"The who?" Tuffnut asked, the only one who didn't give a care in the world about the unwanted visitors since his man Hiccup was on stage giving some sort of awesome speech.
"The less you know the better"
"I don't think I like where this is going" Fishlegs hyperventilated. One of the visitors looked at the clearly scared teen and sighed while shaking his head in shame
"You still didn't answer about my question why we aren't killing them yet!" Thuggory snapped
"I'll explain later... Can you guys please stop glaring at the visitors? I mean, look at them, they aren't even focused at you at the moment"
"That's because we love making them squirm" Dagur said with a smirk on his face. It seemed that among the visitors there, he was the only one with a smile that could literally make children shit their pants.
"Whatever... We're all here because the creator wants us to see something that will hopefully help the viewers while they wait for the sequel"
"What in Gobber's beard are ye talkin about boy?!" Grudge asked Hiccup in a way that said that the boy was crazier than a gronkle banging it's head on a rock.
"Instead of explaining, I'll show you this..."
Without warning, a white cloth appeared behind Hiccup and something appeared on it
"Is that... Hiccup?" Stoick as in bewilderment as he saw his son and the other one flat on the sheet
-Now the real preview will begin-
"It's good to finally see you again Hiccup... How is your father by the way?"
"That makes one of us then and about my father, I would be happy to let you know that he wants your head on a pike and brought home as a gift from overseas"
"Hahaha I guess he is good then!"
-Next Scene-
"Are you sure about this Hiccup? I mean it's a dangerous world out there... You should bring someone with you in case something happens"
"Way ahead of you chief! Where he goes, I'll be right there to smack some sense to him!"
"I feel so loved..."
"You're welcome!"
"You two... Please be safe... I don't want to be the chief forever..."
-Next Scene-
"Seriously?! Who told you to come?! All you ever do is makes things worse and still you insist in telling us that you could help us?!"
"Come on Hiccup, I mean I think he's being serious this time... At least give him a chance to redeem himself"
"Fine... But this is your last chance... Screw this up and you'll wish that Astrid would be the one to maim you!"
"I'll take that as a yes... Thanks guys, for believing in me"
-Next Scene-
"Let me guess... They're all behind us, aren't they?"
"What was your first clue?"
"Guys... Please tell me you came here to say goodbye and nothing else... Please?"
"..."
"Guys?"
-Next Scene-
"Wow... Look at this place... I mean, I'm right in front of it but I still can't believe it..."
"That makes two of us"
"Make that three"
"Four"
"Ok, ok! We're all surprised! Happy?!"
"Someone's stingy"
-Next Scene-
"W-who are y-you?"
"Hehehe I'm surprised nobody here has told you yet kid... Everyone in the seas knows of my name. Everyone on this land FEARS my name... My name... is not of importance right now... What is important is for you to give that dagger to me, now"
-Next Scene-
"Hihihi looks like this it for you kids... you've come a long way just for you to be trapped and watch me kill this poor child in my hands"
"No! Please! I beg you!"
"I told you before, love is for the weak! You could do better without it! Now... Now you will face the consequences!"
"Please!"
"Die!"
"Noooooo!"
-End of preview-
Everyone who watched the following scenes was either wearing a look of shock, sadness and anger. Some of them wore all three of those.
Hiccup once again stepped back to the stage and stared directly at the readers
"Well... There you go... See you next time in... Love Is For The Weak"