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Chapter 2: Asshole.
When Lucy arrived to her apartment she didn't have to tell Naruto to make himself at home, because well... the blonde was already making himself at home, he stripped off his clothes to reveal red boxers with white swirls on them, and he had a white tank-top, the blonde casually walked to the refrigerator and opened it up.
Lucy couldn't help but sweat-drop, "What are you doing?!"
"I'm planning a bank robbery, what else would I be doing, Levy?" Naruto replied sarcastically while he took out ingredients to make himself a sandwich.
"It's L.U.C.Y!" Lucy corrected the blonde, "NOT LEVY, GOT IT?!"
Naruto ignored her for a few seconds before saying, "You say something or was that the wind?"
Lucy growled and stormed off to her room, she gave up. She was too tried to bother with the blonde, and she jumped on her bed and laid there while looking at the ceiling. She thought about how Natsu and Naruto were so different even though they were both raised by Igneel, hell, she was surprised Natsu never said anything about Naruto, shouldn't Naruto be like a brother to Natsu?!
Natsu is soft... warm.. caring, he protects anyone without thinking twice whether they are a Fairy Tail Mage or not.. Naruto on the other hand is... blunt, rude, and overall a asshole... Natsu has warm eyes, while Naruto has empty blue eyes... no not empty... he just didn't seem to have a goal.. they are so different! Lucy thought as she looked at the ceiling. The blonde haired Mage after a few more minutes of laying on her bed decided to go take a shower, she was sweaty ass hell. So she grabbed some of her clothes and took off to the bathroom.
She opened the door without knocking the door and froze... on her toilet sitting down was Naruto and he seemed to be taking a crap while reading one of her Fairy Tail Magazines, the one that had Mira in very revealing outfits, her favorite freaking magazine, the blonde noticed her but seemed to be ignoring her.
"Hmph, yes, I am in your bathroom, taking a crap on your toilet while reading your Magazine.. Kay? Thanks, Sayonara... BITCH!" Naruto spoke at last without looking at her.
Lucy stayed frozen for a few more seconds before turning red, "OH! S-Sorry!" Lucy quickly closed the door, Naruto shrugged his shoulders and continued on as if nothing had happened.
Lucy on the other side of the door was still red, "Tsk! He should of locked the door, that pig! - wait wasn't he making a sandwich?!"
The blonde just wait and wait and wait for the blonde to come out but he never came out, she was tired of waiting until at last her eyes widened.
"Wait – he had my magazine with Mira's pictures... could he be doing that! N-No... wait but what If he i-is... w-why am I thinking this?!" Lucy's face turned with red from embarrassment, because of her thoughts. She slowly got closer towards the door and knocked a few times, "Naruto?" she called him, but no reply. She sighed and just opened the door.
She sweat-dropped... THE BLONDE WAS FREAKING SLEEPING ON HER TOILET NOW – AND DROOL WAS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH!
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Lucy yelled for the blonde could wake up. She couldn't believe this!
It worked because the blonde quickly woke up, and looked at Lucy, "Lucky... you ran out of toilet paper!"
Lucy looked at him and couldn't believe it, "So.. lemme get this straight... because there was no toilet paper you decided to just fall asleep there?!"
"Pretty much!"
"DID IT NOT HIT YOU IN THE HEAD TO CALL ME? I WOULD OF GOTTEN YOU SOME?!"
"It did, but it sounded too troublesome plus I was pretty comfy!"
Lucy's left eye-brow twitched as she walked away to get toilet paper, she couldn't believe this idiot, he was just weird!
Meanwhile At Fairy Tail...
Natsu wasn't loud like he usually was, he was sitting on a table deep in his thoughts, and Fairy Tail member's were worried about him, this was rare.
"Flame-brain, what's up with you?!" Gray questioned the pinkette, as he walked towards him.
"Gray... it's nothing.." Natsu said and everyone's eyes widened, Natsu was not in character, He rarely addressed Gray by his name but rather by "Stripper" or "Popsicle" and this shocked them, something was wrong here!
"Where is Natsu?! What have you done to him?!" Erza appeared out of nowhere and shook Natsu who seemed to wanna puke.
"Aye, he bumped into his brother earlier, and he's thinking about him I think!" Happy told the members in Fairy Tail.
"YOU HAVE A BROTHER?!"
"NATSU! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!"
"IS HE CUTE LIKE YOU?!"
Natsu looked at them and said, "He's not my blood related brother, Igneel found him before he found me... and I don't think he considers me a brother... and I don't think I do too.."
"Hey! I know why don't you invite him to Fairy Tail?!" Mira suggested happily, she wanted to meet the man who caused Natsu to look and act like this.
"Lucy did, and he rudely rejected her request, that bastard!" Natsu growled, "He's such an asshole... but Igneel always liked him better..."
"Tell us about him?!"
Natsu sighed and said, "Well..."
[Flash Back]
"Natsu! Do the Dragon Roar once more!" Igneel a large red dragon with a X scar slashed on his chest told Natsu.
"Dad! It's hard, my throat hurts! Why doesn't Naruto do it?!" Natsu pointed at Naruto who was leaning back against a tree, his eyes were closed and he seemed to be sleeping.
Igneel thought about it and nodded, "NARUTO! BRAT WAKE UP BEFORE I THROW YOU AT THE MOON!" Igneel roared at the blonde.
"Shut up, lizard! I was sleeping!" Naruto said as he woke up due to the roars.
"Do the Dragon's Roar!" Igneel told Naruto who blinked.
"Screw that! Go eat a tree!"
"What'cha say brat?!"
"You heard me, Old man!"
"Ungrateful brat!"
"Lizard Breath!"
"Smelly Human!"
"Lunch!"
"Lunch?!"
"I'll roast you up, then eat you!"
"Hahaha! Brat, you couldn't do that if you tried!"
"Oh yeah?" Naruto stood up and yelled, "Roar Of The Dumbass Fire Dragon!"
Natsu's eyes widened when out of Naruto's mouth came out a huge beam of fire, it was bigger than what he had ever done, and it headed right towards Igneel, was Naruto trying to kill Igneel!? Igneel opened his mouth and he inhaled the beam of fire, he had eaten the blonde's fire.
"Hmph, thanks for the snack, brat!" Igneel grinned at Naruto who glared at him, Igneel then punched the top of Naruto's head, "AND THAT'S FOR CALLING ME A DUMB-ASS!"
"WELL YOU ARE!"
"DO YOU WANT TO BE EATEN BRAT?!"
"COME ON EAT ME! I'LL MESS UP YOUR INSIDES!"
"GRR!"
Igneel glared at Naruto, who glared back at Igneel, causing a spark of electricity to form between the too, Natsu couldn't help but feel left out.. or jealous. Naruto all he did was sleep, eat and sleep some more, he never trained hard like Natsu... and yet he did a Dragon's Roar that was faster and stronger than his, not only that but he seemed really close with Igneel... Even though Igneel only called Natsu "Son" and only Natsu called Igneel "Dad" he still didn't feel like he had the type of bond Igneel and Naruto had... what type of bond did they have if... they didn't see each other as son and father.
"What type of bond do you guy's have?" Natsu asked both of them, as they stopped glaring at each other and they looked at him.
Naruto shrugged his shoulder's and went back to the tree he was sleeping in, he closed his eyes and said, "Igneel is my bitch, and I am his Master – that type of bond!"
"SCREW YOU!" Igneel roared at Naruto while flipping him off, Naruto smirked as he drifted asleep.
[Flash Back End]
"Wow.. that guy is something!" Gray stated, now he really wanted to meet Naruto.
"Like I said he's just an asshole!" Natsu stated, "The Day Igneel left both of us he didn't even cry once!"
"Really?!" The others asked surprised.
Natsu nodded and spoke, ".Yeah.."
[Flash Back]
"Igneel... why... I don't understand... why?" Natsu grinned as he looked out from the cave were Igneel used to sleep, it had been a few day's since Igneel left and he hadn't returned.
"Hmph, it's just a Dragon, don't see why you're crying!"
"THAT DRAGON WAS MY DAD BASTARD!" Natsu snapped at Naruto with tears in his eyes before he spoke, "What did you see Ingeel as?"
Naruto shrugged his shoulder's, "A annoying overgrown lizard!"
Natsu's eyes widened, he couldn't believe it, he was about to say something when Naruto spoke, "Well, I am going back home with mom and dad, it's been fun, Natsumi, but we must take separate paths!"
Naruto turned and began walking away, Natsu watched him leave as he spoke to himself, "I'll one day... find you Igneel... then I can ride on your back once more!" the pink haired boy then walked away as well, but not before looking at Naruto one last time, that was one of the many of the time's he would look at the blonde's back throughout the years.
[Flash Back End]
"Hm... did he have a rough child-hood or something?" Gray asked Natsu, "He seems messed up."
Natsu shook his head, "No, Naruto had a amazing life... unlike some of us... he wouldn't understand any of us!"
"I see, but if you see him again invite him over!" Mira smiled at Natsu.
"Oh, I don't need to do that.." Natsu grinned as he looked at them, and show them a Manga. "I took this from him, the bastard will be coming, and I won't return this until he apologizes to Lucy!"
Note: It was going to be so much longer but... I gotta freaking head-ache and I am hungry, so I hope you and enjoyed and please tell me what you think! Yes next chapter Naruto takes a little field trip to Fairy Tail, and I guess I'll have him fight Natsu or something... maybe Erza not sure, I still need to plan that chapter lol!
So uh yeah! Thank you for reading :D