A/N: Enjoy this chappie! Oh, Btw Naruto is one year older than Natsu... so no one really knows Natsu's age... there are guesses here and there, but let's say he's 17 so Naruto is 18, so just a heads up on that!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Chapter 3: Crazy Or Stupid?
Lucy woke up to the smell of yummy food, she got up and walked to the kitchen where Naruto seemed to be cooking, well damn he knew how to cook! Anyways, she watched and saw that he was cooking eggs, with toast, with pancakes, with eggs, damn the guy really did eat a lot.
"Lucky, you're running out of food!" Naruto told her as he placed all the food he was making in different plates, and placed them on the table.
"Yeah! Because you're eating it all!" Lucy snapped at him while she sat down on the table, "Wait – did you call me Lucky?" Lucy froze.
Naruto just ignored her and she remained frozen, Naruto sat down besides the table and began eating. Lucy was lost in her thoughts... only one person had called her that... and it was one of her child hood friends, the only child hood friend she had when she was younger... wait and he sorta acted like Naruto... could it be? No she shook her head – that child friend of hers had died... the blonde was so locked in her thoughts she started eating without realizing it.
Wait – didn't he cook this for himself! Lucy thought as she took a bite of the toast and looked at the blonde, Well, I don't think he cares so I might as well enjoy! And so the big boobed Fairy Tail Mage enjoyed her food! Naruto finished eating quickly and spoke, "I'll be on my way!" the blonde began walking away towards the door.
Lucy wanted to say something, but how could he? He was an asshole, what could she possibly say? So she nodded and the blonde finally left. She continued eating until she noticed the big mess Naruto had left in her house, her right eye-brow rose and she yelled, "DAMN YOU NARUTO, YOU ASSHOLE!"
Naruto smirked when he heard he scream as he walked out, it was time to pay a visit to Fairy Tail. The blonde continued walking lazily around town until he realized he had no clue where the guild was located, but that didn't stop him from looking around, his determination to get that Manga was the same as Luffy trying to become the pirate king!
"Levy you did great on that mission, you were amazing!"
"Yeah! Levy you were awesome!"
"Haha, thanks guys but I couldn't have done it without you! Now let's head to the guild, I am getting hungry!"
Naruto stopped when he heard this conversation, and he followed the Fairy Tail Mages to Fairy Tail, he saw them walk inside and he stared at the guild, it kind of reminded him of the Phantom Lord Guild back in Oak Town, the blonde knew Fairy Tail and Phantom had some sort of beef, the blonde never took part of it, it was too troublesome, but when he saw the guild he smirked. It was time for some fun!
The blonde quickly charged into the guild and he kicked in the door opened, everyone in Fairy Tail stopped what they were doing and they looked at the blonde, and also his guild mark.
"He's from Phantom Lord, what does he want?!"
"Is he crazy, why is he barging in like that?!
"Grr! How I hate those fuckers always trying to pick on Romeo!"
Naruto ignored them and looked for Natsu, at last he found Natsu who was running towards him, "I knew you'd come bast -"
Natsu was interrupted when Naruto grabbed him by his face and smashed him down on the guild floor, "You don't just take someones Manga, that's not right! It's like taking a innocent girl's virginity! You just don't do it!"
Before Naruto could do anything else he felt a blade on his neck, the blonde slightly turned around to see a red-haired beauty with a blade that reached his neck. He also noticed other Fairy Tail Mages in attack positions.
"What the hell do you want here?" Erza questioned the blonde.
Naruto ignored her, and Natsu found this opportunity to kick the blonde, so he kick Naruto's stomach and the blonde flew high up in the air.
"Ice Make: Lance!" Gray then yelled as he shot a bunch of Ice Lances that headed towards the blonde.
"You're trying to kill him?!" Natsu snapped at Gray.
"HE ATTACKED US! SO I AM JUST ATTACKING BACK!"
"STRIPPER YOU'RE REALLY TRYING TO KILL HIM!"
"SCREW YOU! FLAME-BRAIN! IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT SOMEONE WHO IS HELPING YOU OUT?!"
They both looked up and they saw Naruto re-equip a Katana, the blonde slashed all the Lances heading towards him, in mid air, and then he threw his blade a Gray, the shirtless boy dodged it quickly and when he turned to face Naruto, his face met Naruto's foot, the blonde kicked his face and he flew backwards crashing on a table.
The blonde blinked as he looked and saw every Mage on Fairy Tail ready to attack him. Before any could make a move, Erza charged at the blonde with her blade, she swung the blade at Naruto, but Naruto quickly dodged it, she kept swinging the blade at Naruto but he kept dodging.
"You're good at handling a blade... maybe one day you can handle my blade!" Naruto told her with a perverted grin.
"Shut up!" Erza growled and slashed her blade, Naruto tried dodging but he tripped on something and fell backwards, Erza's blade entered his shoulder and exited the back of his shoulder as Naruto fell back. She quickly pulled her blade out to see it covered in blonde she then pointed it at neck and said, "I repeat: what the hell do you want?!"
Naruto winked and said, "I want you." Erza looked surprised before she swung again at the blonde, Naruto quickly grabbed a fork that was near him and he blocked her attack with the fork.
"Shit, he blocked with a fork!"
"Damn, that fork saved his life!"
"Get him Erza!"
Erza growled and kicked Naruto's stomach, the blonde flew backwards and Erza looked surprised. He could of easily dodged or blocked my kick, why didn't he?!
Naruto before he could crash on a wall, he did a flip, and landed standing up, now he had his Katana, and Erza's eyes widened, while he flew backwards he must of gotten the Katana he threw at Gray earlier, was that why he didn't bother dodging? She looked at Naruto who didn't seem scared or anything.
"Wait – you're Titty.. no, tits...no titanic... wait Titania? No... I'm pretty sure it was Titty." Naruto said as he looked at Erza, well her boobs.
"YOU REALLY ARE AN ASSHOLE!" Erza growled as she charged at Naruto, with both her hands on her blade, she swung her blade, and before she could hit him, he dodged the attack. Erza's eyes widened as he then appeared to her side and swung his blade at her.
H-He's g-gonna cut me in half?! She thought with her eyes widened, but instead the blonde swung and cut her blade in half.
"I win, bitch!" Naruto then said as he looked at Natsu.
"Why didn't you slice me up? Was it pity? Because I am a woman?!" Erza asked the blonde.
"My beef isn't with you, bitch!" Naruto just told her as he looked at Natsu, Natsu looked back at the blonde. They were about to charge at each-other when a flash of lightning appeared in front of Naruto, Naruto jumped back when he saw a blonde haired man with a lightning scar on his eye swing at him.
"Ha! You call yourself Titania, Erza.. you were on the mercy of this bitch! You're a dis -" Laxus before he could speak, Naruto appeared in front of him and punched his face, Laxus flew backwards and crashed on a table. Laxus however got up quickly and his entire body lit up with lightning. He growled and in a flash appeared in front of Naruto, he swung at Naruto, but was surprised when he didn't see Naruto. Instead he saw Naruto on his right, Naruto heel-kicked his face and Laxus growled as he flew back once again, however this time Naruto yelled, "Fire Dragon's Roar!"
Laxus was hit with a powerful beam of fire, and Naruto spoke, "Well, that's it, I'm going home." The blonde started walking away.
"Wait – bastard! Didn't you come here to fight me?!" Natsu growled at Naruto.
"Hmph, Natsumi, some other time – I only came here to tell you to not ever take a man's Manga, ever!"
"YOU'RE CRAZY! YOU ATTACKED ME! GRAY! ERZA AND LAXUS JUST TO SAY THAT?!"
"I'm pretty sure I only attacked you, the rest attacked me!" Naruto stated as he walked out however before he was completely gone he said, "Tell Lucky, that big boobed blondie, that she owes me Manga for saving her ass!"
The blonde was gone, as they just stared at where he was asking themselves: What the fuck just happened?! Was he stupid or Crazy? They all wondered.
NOTE: CHAPPIE DONE! I was gonna do a more serious battle but just decided to do this short battle or whatever, it was just meant to introduce character's and stuff. Next chapter Naruto goes back to Phantom Lord xD and perhaps I'll give him a mission to do or something! So yeah enjoy!