Note: A new arc lol this freaking arc wouldn't leave my head... so yeah I decided to make It an arc... so uh yeah! Also I am experimenting a bit here so I will be doing this chapter in 1st POV! So yeah enjoy and here are some replies to your questions and comments, fellow awesome readers xD
Darius: I like your idea ;) I just might do that later on!
Cerulean: Yes he would have gold dragon slayer art... NAH I WAS GONNA KILL OFF GOLDY AT FIRST BUT I MIGHT JUST USE HIM IN LATER CHAPTERS! Yeah, I think it's pretty cool xD Have the 7 swordsmen be Dragon Slayer Hunter o.o or something!
Fox paradox haha! Manga was a first! I was gonna do that anyways xD I really liked the candy idea.. I think I really will have him do that! Thanks! Thanks for the Lacrima idea lolol I really picture Naruto kidnapping Wendy and such, it would be funny lol
SinOfDisaster: Hmm... I like your thinking!
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Chapter 7: Is It The End Of The World?
Lucy's POV!
I sighed for the 6th time today as I saw and heard Natsu moan and complain about how Naruto was lucky that he was able to ride on a Dragon. The pink haired slayer in front of me didn't seem too happy. I smiled at him and I patted his back trying to comfort him, that's what a good friend should do right?
"At least we got payed for that quest, right?!" I told him, and he just nodded. It had been a few day's since we did that mission to take out the 1000 bandits, we really didn't do anything, and I found it odd that Naruto didn't bother getting money for the mission, "And Naruto didn't, haha!" Natsu beamed up at hearing this.
"Ha! Yeah! Suits the bastard for being an asshole!" Natsu grinned at me, and I just smiled at him.
"Hey, has anyone seen Mirajane?" I turned my head to my right to see Erza asking for the white haired woman, she probably wanted cheesecake.
"No, it's odd.. maybe she's sick or something, she's here everyday!" Gray said in a thoughtful manner.
"Uh.. Gray! Your clothes where are they?!" I sweat-dropped as I told him.
"Crap! Where did they go now?!" I giggled as he looked around for them.
"Oh! Hey it's Mira!" I turned around once again when I heard Natsu say that to see the white haired beauty enter the guild, and I noticed she looked red/flushed, she had drool coming out of her mouth, and her dress was a bit ripped here and there, did she just come back from having hardcore sex or something I wondered!
"Hey, y-you don't look g-good! W-What's wrong with you?!" I notice Gray say as he walked towards her, looking at her, he stopped when he was a few inches away from her face.
To the shock of everyone in the guild including me, Mira reached and wrapped her arms around Gray while she smashed her lips against his, I could tell they were doing that tongue to tongue action as she rubbed her right leg against his, damn that woman must have been sexually frustrated, I thought.
Gray broke the kiss... and I noticed that he now looked like Mira, he looked to be in some sort of trance, his eyes, I could see nothing but lust in them, drool was coming out of his mouths. Then it all happened so fast as all hell broke loose within the guild. Gray and both Mira charged in their lust-filled trance at random guild members.
Within minutes pretty much everyone minus Natsu, Erza, Loke, and I were in the same sex-lusting trance.
"W-What the hell is going on?!" Natsu asked surprised.
"I don't know, b-but I think w-we should leave!" I replied shocked as well.
None of us needed to be told twice because they all started charging at us, and the four of us just ran out of the guild and out towards the street and the 4 of us were shocked! It was chaos out in Magnolia. People filled with that sex-lusting trance were chasing after people like us, who didn't have that lust in our eyes.
"W-What's h-happening?!" I asked, as we ran towards an alley, and hid behind some dumpsters.
"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's making them act like that!" Erza stated as she peaked out the alley and looked at the streets.
"They... are acting like Zombies!" Loke stated as he adjusted his glasses.
"Whatever the hell it is! We better stop it!" Natsu growled as he clenched his fists, "O-Our guild! Our friends we need to save them!"
Before I or anyone could say anything we heard Emergency sounds throughout Magnolia, and then someone speaking through a speaker.
T-THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL! EVERYONE PLEASE STAY IN DOORS! A VIRUS SEEMS TO BE SPREADING AT A RAPID RATE INSIDE MAGNOLIA! A VIRUS THAT IS TRANSMITTED THROUGH A SEXY MOUTH TO MOUTH KISS! THIS VIRUS TURNS HUMANS INTO SEX-CRAVING ZOMBIES! THAT INSTEAD OF WANTING TO EAT BRAINS THEY'LL WANT TO FUCK THE BRAINS OUT OF YOU – MUAH!
I heard a kiss as well as everyone and then we heard a female say this to the man who was just yelling through the speakers:
Hmm! Come on big boy, give it to me hard and -
The speaker line or whatever was cut off and I looked at Natsu, Erza and Loke.
"W-What's that in the sky?!" I looked at Natsu as he pointed at the sky, and then I turned and looked as well.
In the sky there seemed to be some sort of barrier or whatever started from Magnolia and it seem to be surrounding the city, I knew that wasn't a good thing!
"It's a magical barrier... it was placed around Magnolia that way nobody can get in, or out. It will stop the virus from spreading any further!" Erza stated as she looked at it.
"T-That's a g-good thing, right?!" I asked her.
"Hmm, sometimes, but in our case it could be bad – Lucy behind you!" Erza didn't finish what she was saying because she pointed behind me, I turned around and saw Naruto, he was drooling and before I knew it... he wrapped his arms around me and he pressed his lips against mines, I froze – t-this was my first kiss! I growled and pushed him back and then I swung and slapped him, Zombie or no Zombie he had stolen my first kiss! I wanted my first kiss to be under a Sakura Tree or something – but this was behind a freaking dumpster – wait! Shouldn't I have turned into a Sex-Craving Zombie by now?!
I looked at Naruto and he blinked before saying, "Oh, I thought you guys were Zombies, so I tried to blend in!"
"What?! BULLCRAP!" I yelled at him, he knew we weren't, he just wanted to kiss me. "I HATE YOU!"
"What's wrong with you, Lucky?" He raised his eyebrow as he looked at me, "It was just a kiss!"
"My FIRST KISS!"
"SO?!
"I WANTED IT TO BE SPECIAL!" I yelled at him, and he just blinked. Fucking Blinker! Can't he stop blinking? Before he could say anything, a load of the Sex-Craving Zombies found us, probably due to my screaming, I saw Naruto turn around and began running off, I couldn't help but run after him, and before I knew it Natsu, Erza and Loke were also running after the blonde.
"What the fuck?!" Naruto yelled as he turned around and looked at us, "Stop following me fairies!"
"We're not, asshole!" Natsu yelled at him, "We're just running away from the Zombies!"
Naruto ignored us after that and we continued running until at last the blonde stopped in another alley, we stopped as well. I turned around and I didn't see any zombies! Good! We were safe for now! Natsu walked towards Naruto and punched him in the jaw, my eyes widened, "N-Natsu!" I stuttered.
"That was for stealing Lucy's first kiss!" Natsu growled at Naruto. The blonde didn't bother punching back or anything, he just shrugged his shoulders, and I couldn't help but growl, that guy's nerve! The blonde just turned and started walking away.
"W-Where are you going?!" I couldn't help but ask. "I-It's D-Dangerous to walk alone!" I saw the look on his eyes, he didn't seem scared or anything... unlike Erza, Natsu, Loke and I, he looked calm and collected, I couldn't help but wonder what the blonde was thinking, was he scared?
The blonde just ignored us and he was about to turn the corner of the alley, and within the blink of an eye, the blonde go punched in the jaw and he fell back on the floor, someone had punched him!
"What the fuck?! Gayeel!" I looked at the blonde as he got up, and then Gajeel a black haired man walked towards the blonde, his pants were ripped up, w-wait! Don't tell me he got attacked by the zombies as well? I looked at him more and saw blood on his hands, and blood on his legs, was he wounded.
"Oh, it's just you!" Gajeel said as he looked at the blonde, "I thought you were a Zombie!" I heard him say.
"What the hell are you doing here?!" Naruto questioned him, and I couldn't help but wonder about the same thing, what were the both of them doing here? They were supposed to be in Oak Town, right?
"Stalking you! Well Juvia is stalking you and she dragged me around to stalk you as well, what pointless bullshit!" I couldn't help but sweat-drop at this. "AND IT'S GAJEEL NOT GAYEEL, IDIOT!"
"Whatever, Gayeel!"
"Grr! You want to die?!"
"Ha! Like you could do anything with those injuries of yours!"
Gajeel growled before he spoke, "It was that man's fault... and my fault as well... if only I had checked my pants... if only!"
"What are you babbling about?!"
"Some asshole from the guild, I am guessing it was that bastard Totomaru, he freaking put bacon INSIDE my pockets! When I was walking 6 freaking dogs attacked me – WHAT THE HELL! YOU'RE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION!"
"I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR LIFE STORY! THOSE INJURIES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS ZOMBIE VIRUS ANYWAYS! SO WHO CARES?!"
I couldn't help but sweat-drop by watching me, I was about to speak when I saw a blue haired chick, she appeared out of no where, and she just gave me the creeps!
"Naruto-Sama! YOU WILL HAVE MY BABIES SO KISS ME!" I froze when I saw her charge at Naruto, she had the sex-craving look on her eyes.
Naruto backed up but she was pretty fast, and she managed to grab his hand, she was about to kiss him, when I saw Naruto grab her face, and he was pushing her back.
"Fuck no! Screw you!" Naruto said as he pushed her back.
"Y-YOU WILL HAVE BABIES WITH JUVIA AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!"
I Noticed Gajeel laugh at the scene, and the rest of us Fairy Tail Mages just watched, not bothering to help him, even though I felt like it. The blonde noticed Gajeel laugh and said, "SECRET DRAGON SLAYER TECHNIQUE: SWITCHING KISS!" my eyes widened when I saw him grab Juvia and then he smashed her face against Gajeel, their lips met and they engaged in a hot kiss.
"HAHA! WHO'SE LAUGHING NOW?!" I sweat-drop as the blonde said this, "The ultimate Dragon Slayer Technique!" the blonde then pushed them and both fell as he began to run off!
"Does he have no shame?! Those are his comrades!" Erza said as she watched him run off.
"I don't know! But I think we should get going!" I said as Erza and the rest nodded, those two Juvia and Gajeel would be up any moment now and I didn't want to be here when that happened, we ran after the blonde and I don't know why, but I had one question in mind:
Is it the end of the world?!
Note: Yeah... so yeah o.o a Sex-Craving Zombie arc, dunno if that has ever been done but the idea wouldn't leave me! So ha! Whatcha think?!
Anyways ;) enjoy and gimme feedback!