A/N: Holy crap! 17 reviews! The most I have every gotten! Almost like 400 follows and favorites combined! Thanks! You guys rock! I was going to answer questions and comments this chapter but I decided to do that next few chapters! Thanks again and please enjoy! Oh, I did last chapter 1st person point of view cause I wanted to try it out... this chapter will be 3rd person, yeah I like 3rd person better.. though I'll still be doing 1st person pov in future chapters! So enjoy!
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Chapter 8: For All Manga Lovers!
Team Natsu followed Naruto... and they wondered where he was going, he didn't seem phased by the Zombie's. They continued following him, at last he stopped in front of some store, and he entered it. They entered as well to see Manga, it was a freaking Manga store. The blonde walked over to a random Manga section and he picked a random Manga before sitting down on the floor.
"Uh... what are you doing?!" Lucy asked the blonde, she couldn't believe it! He was here reading Manga while everyone were out there infected with some virus!
Naruto ignored her and just read his Manga, he stopped reading when Erza pulled out her blade and she pointed it up against his neck.
"Oh, you should put that toy away before you hurt yourself!" Naruto said as Erza glared at him, what was her problem.
"Your comrades, why did you do that to them? Don't you know the meaning of friendship?!" She growled at him.
"What's the big deal?" Naruto blinked as he asked her.
"A FREAKING ZOMBIE VIRUS! WE COULD POSSIBLY BE THE LAST ONES IN MAGNOLIA!" Lucy yelled at the blonde.
"Eh, this Sex-Craving Zombie virus is like the ice bucket challenge, everyone is doing it now-a-days, but after a while it'll fade away and nobody will be doing it, kinda like a trend!" Naruto stated in a matter of fact tone.
"W-What? What are you talking about?!" Lucy just didn't understand the blonde.
"Uh, guys... what's sex?" Natsu quickly just asked, getting all of their attention, "Is it some sort of cake? Are the Zombies craving Cake?!"
Erza and Lucy sweat-dropped, of course Natsu wouldn't know! He was pretty innocent.
"Hmm, I'll answer this!" Loke stated as he adjusted his glasses, "You see, Natsu, when a man gets aroused... he inserts his thingy inside woman's thingy... though the atmosphere for this to happen has to be just right, you know? Perhaps do it in a public bathroom or something?!"
"WHO DOES IT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM?!" Lucy asked Loke.
Erza glared at Loke and he jumped back, she didn't like his explanation. She looked at Naruto and said, "Natsu... sex is when... hmm.. how do I say this in a way he'll understand?"
Naruto blinked before speaking, "Natsumi, every man has a dragon in his pants... and when that dragon gets angry, he get's bigger and bigger and all he wants to do is enter a nice tunnel, you see. All women have that tunnel, so the dragon enters her tunnel.. make sure its moist or wet.. and before you know it that dragon will have spit fire inside her -"
Erza kicked him and he flew and crashed up against a wall.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, BITCH?!" Naruto yelled at her as he crashed on the wall.
"Your explanation was too vulgar! You have stained Natsu's innocent, that is unforgivable!"
"Hmph, THAT'S THE MOST UNVULAGAR WAY A MAN CAN SAY IT!"
Before anything else could be said Lucy yelled, "Guys! Zombies!" Naruto and Erza looked out the store windows to see a load of Zombie headed towards them, Loke quickly locked the door, as the Zombies got closer and closer, and at last they all stood outside the store. Looking inside, they were all drooling.
"I got the big boob'd blonde one, muahaha!"
"I'll take the red-head then , muahah!"
"I'll take the girl with pink hair!"
"WHAT THE HELL?! I'M A DUDE!" Natsu yelled at the Zombies.
Before anything could be done or said, a freaking Club smashed through the glass, and in the blink of an eye Gajeel from earlier appeared and he looked at Lucy and Erza with lust, he charged at Lucy and was about to kiss her when Naruto yelled, "Fire Dragon's Manga Throw!" Erza looked at Naruto and the Manga he had he blazed it with fire, and then he threw it with great force and speed, the firey Manga hit Gajeel's face and he flew backwards out the store once again, crashing into other sex-craving zombies in the process!
"Hey good idea! Let's use these Manga as fire power! We can't use Magic and hurt the civilians – so this is the only WAY!" Erza yelled as he got a bunch of Manga and threw them at the Zombies.
"Aye!" Happy said as he too picked up a Manga, he span around and then he let go and it hit one in the face, that Zombie fell back on the floor and remained knocked out.
As they fought off the Zombies Naruto noticed a back door on the store and he opened it up to reveal and alley, he grinned and walked out. Unnoticed by any of those Fairy Tail members, the blonde then quickly walked towards one end of the alley. He looked out the street and while doing so he noticed that out of the huge town's Clock a freaking cannon was coming out.
"Hmph, not everyday you see a cannon coming out of a freaking town's clock, should I check it out?" Naruto asked himself. Before he could talk to himself more, the back door of the Manga store burst open to reveal Natsu and Lucy running towards the blonde behind them was Erza, Loke and the other zombie's, it seemed the other Zombies had turned Erza and Loke into Sex-Craving Zombies!
"AYYYE ERZA IS GONNA KILL US! RUN NATSU! RUN!" Happy yelled as he flew over Natsu and Lucy.
"NARUTO THERE YOU ARE BASTARD! YOU WERE GONNA DITCH US HUH?" Natsu growled at the blonde, "WELL WE BRING YOU SOME ZOMBIES!"
Naruto just said, "No thanks!" and as Natsu got closer to him, he kicked the pinkette's face, causing Natsu to fly backwards and towards the crowd of Zombies. Naruto didn't have to to see what was going to happen to him because he began running towards the Town's clock, as he run he felt something behind him, he turned his head slightly to the size to see Lucy.
"Oh! Lucky, surprise, surprise! I'd expect you to be one of the first to turn into a Sex-Craving Zombie!"
Lucy glared at Naruto, "You're a coward! Because of you all my friends turned into Zombies, what kind of main character are you?!"
"I recall you guys following me, it's on you!" Naruto just said as he continued running towards the town's clock.
Lucy stopped running, he was right... they all followed him from the start, she thought whether she should continue following him or head somewhere, she was scared of the Zombies so she growled and ran after the blonde, it seemed that it was only them two, she was about to head back when she saw the huge pack of Zombies getting closer to her.
"W-Wait for me!" Lucy yelled as she ran after the blonde. At last both arrived to the huge town clock and Lucy asked, "What are we doing here?!" Naruto ignored her and he kicked opened the door that led all the way to the top of the clock, they ran all the way up some long ass stairs to the top, and at last both arrived to the top to see a man in glasses, odd looking eyes that looked like that of snake eyes. In the corner of the room there was a tied up female with a rocket next to her. She seemed to be sleeping, or knocked out.
"Kuku, seems there was some none-infected humans after all, impressive! But you won't be stopping me from infecting the whole world under this virus, kukuku!" The man with glasses laughed as he looked at Lucy and Naruto.
Naruto blinked and spoke, "What are you babbling about, four-eyes?!"
"I'M NOT A FOUR-EYES! I'M KABUTO! IT WAS I WHO STARTED THE VIRUS TO -"
"Blah blah whatever! Tell it to someone who cares!" Naruto interrupted him as he shrugged his shoulders.
"W-Why you little -"
Before Kabuto could finish the woman in the corner of the room woke up and said, "Stop him! He's going to destroy the barrier with the cannon! If that happens the virus will spread all over the world! I have the cure here in this rocket, once it's thrown into the cannon and fired up at the sky, a huge cloud will cover up the town that'll destroy the virus within the people!"
Naruto blinked, in times like this he'd rather just read Manga. Kabuto just smirked then laughed, "Too late, muahah!" as he pulled out a little remote control from his pocket and he pushed a red button, a shot was heard and then within a few seconds a explosion was heard and Kabuto laughed, "Haha! The barrier has been broken, you'll never stop the spread of the virus, too late!" he then clicked another button on the remote control and then... the cannon exploded and part of the clock exploded and the roof, Lucy and Naruto both got on the floor to not get caught in the explosion.
"I destroyed the cannon too, you're only hope to stop the virus is wasted, give up and become a Zombie, I'LL BE THE ALPHA ZOMBIE THAT'LL RULE OVER THE ENTIRE PLANET, MUAHAHA!"
"N-Naruto!" Lucy yelled as both got up to see the Zombies coming inside the clock tower, well it was no longer a clock tower because pretty much the entire clock had been destroyed, the walls, and the roof, so now the blonde was looking at the sky, there was no more barrier. "T-There really isn't a barrier!" Lucy said, she feared the end of the world had come... but that's when she saw something... she saw the calmness of Naruto's face as the Zombies circled both blonde.
Naruto looked at Kabuto as he walked towards the woman with the Rocket, He picked the rocket up and he spoke, "I don't give a damn if want to spread this virus all over the entire universe, I just want to peacefully read my Manga, But now... now all the freaking Manga inside my favorite Manga store are ruined because we used them on YOUR ZOMBIES – BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! THE POINT HERE IS IF EVERYONE TURNS INTO SEX-CRAVING ZOMBIES MY FAVORITE MANGA WRITERS WILL BE FUCKING THE FUCK OUTTA SOME HOT CHICK AND MY FAVORITE MANGA WON'T EVER GET FINSIHED – SO I'M DOING THIS FOR ALL MANGA LOVERS OUT THERE!"
Naruto blazed his right foot with fire, and he kicked the rocket like it was a foot ball, the rocket flew way up in the sky and then the blonde yelled, "Fire Dragon's Roar!" a beam of fire blasted out of his mouth and it headed for the rocket, the beam met the rocket and there was a huge explosion, and then within seconds a huge cloud of something pink covered Magnolia.
"N-NO FUCKING WAY MY PERFECT PLAN! I'LL KILL YOU!" Kabuto growled as he charged at Naruto. Naruto when Kabuto got close enough he grabbed Kabuto by his face and smashed him down against the floor.
"Hey! Naruto, they are no longer Zombies!" Lucy said happily as the people who were once Zombies groaned and asked, "What are we doing here?!"
Naruto ignored Lucy and picked up Kabuto by his shirt and dragged him, "BECAUSE OF YOU A LOT OF INNOCENT MANGA WERE DESTROYED IN THE PROCESS OF THIS CHAPTER! I WILL AVENGE THOSE MANGA! KUKUKU PREPARE TO SEE HELL ON EARTH!"
Kabuto gulped as Naruto laughed sadistically as he dragged him out the clock tower.
Lucy looked at Naruto, and she sweat-dropped. He was really weird. But she couldn't help but smile. Some people to no people would never know who saved them for this virus... but she would remember the day Naruto Uzumaki saved the town – no the world, not because he wanted to be a hero, or stuff but because he loved Manga.
Note: Sooo, whatcha think? I actually got a bit of a writers block here.. so I am really not satisfied here lol I re-did this chapter like 3 times, blah but it's better to have an update than no update, right?! NEXT CHAPTER I START PHANTOM LORD ARC! I AM LIKE REALLY HOPING TO DO THAT ONE ;)
OH ALSO I MADE A NEW FICTION STORY IT'S CALLED "SIVER SOUL" IT'S A NARUTO/GINTAMA CROSSOVER... WELL KINDA! JUST READ IT IF YOU'RE A FAN OF BOTH OR JUST ONE! AND REVIEW IT! I COMMAND YOU! AND REVIEW THIS CHAPPIE TOO OR YOU'LL TURN INTO A SEX-CRAVING ZOMBIE, HAHAH!
ENJOY!