Title: Bring your family

Author: Rea Treoni

Rating: T in the near future.

Characters: Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth.

WARNINGS: Some swear words.

Requested by: MaddyR

Disclaimer: I don't own any Batman related character. They are DC Comics's.

Damian stared at the paper in his hand, incredulously.

'Bring you family to school day' it read, followed with a way too extended than necessary lecture about family. The ten year old snorted, because there was no way he was going to bring his family to school, that couldn't end good.

He crumbled the piece of paper, and because he is a good citizen of Gotham and a Hero by night, he shoved it inside his backpack as he walked towards the Academy Entrance, where Alfred was probably already waiting for him.

"How was school, Master Damian?" greet Alfred once the pre-teen was near the ear shot. Damian huffed as he climbed the car.

"A waste of time like always"

Alfred hummed amused before closing the door "What a surprise" he murmured as he climbing himself into the car and started driving.

Back in the Manor, Dick stood in the kitchen with his tablet on hand, scrolling down the dashboard of the Gotham Academy Twitter. Dick's excuse for said action was that he just wanted to know what kind of school his little brother was in and if it was worth it (no matter that he had gone there back in his days, come on Dick).

As he scrolled through the dashboard, feeling bored at the formal tweets about how they got to be First Place Nationally from an exam and the winners of this year science fair, his blue eyes focused on the newest tweet they had just uploaded, and as he read it, he grinned big before leaping from his seat and ran towards Bruce's Studio.

Damian doesn't know how, but by some reason he knew nothing good awaited him behind the main door. He cursed his instincts once he entered and saw a smiling Dick waiting from him.

"Hey, Lil'D" greeted Dick, waving his hand. Damian's dark blue yes narrowed.

"Grayson" he said back, still not moving from the entrance.

"How was school?"

"What are you planning, Grayson?" cut Damian sharply, dropping his backpack on the side and crossing his arms, eyeing his older brother suspicious.

Dick placed a hand over his heart and let out a dramatic gasp "Why, Damian, why would you think I'm planning something?" he asked innocently, before he walked away cackling.

Bruce, who stood by the end of the stairs watching the scene unfolded, shook his head at his eldest tactics. Damian turned to him, eyes demanding.

"Father, care to explain?" Bruce limited himself to smile a little and dropped a hand over his son's shoulder.

"Don't worry, Damian, you will find out soon enough"

'Yeah' the ten year old thought to himself 'I will find out I won't like it'.

This is one of the times Damian hates being right.

Damian groaned as his family climbing the car early on the morning, on their way to Damian's school. Alfred was on the driver's seat, of course, while Bruce took the co-pilot seat, carefully watching from the mirror to make sure none of his children kill each other. Dick sat in the middle, between Damian and Tim, a big sunny smile in his face. Tim was crossing his arms, an annoyed pout in place, while Damian looked menacingly at the sky, as if swearing revenge.

"What was Jason's answer, Dick?" asked Bruce as Alfred started the car. Dick looked up, meeting his eyes through the mirror.

"He'll be there, he wants to make a scene" Dick shrugged "Knowing Jay, that won't end well"

Bruce sighs, because he had to agree with his son "At least tell me he won't bring any weapons"

Dick clicked his tongue playfully "Nah, Jay is not that stupid" then he paused "Maybe I should text him" he decide as he took out his cellphone.

"Tell him that it's unnecessary his presence, and it goes for all of you" spoke Damian, irritated.

"I agree with, Demon"

"Dami, this is a special occasion. We have to make a good impression on your teachers" said Dick, nudging him playfully; Damian shoved him back hard "Besides, it may help you to be more social, Lil'D"

Tim snorted, but remained silent.

"How did you even found out? I didn't even give you the paper" exclaimed Damian, outraged. Dick smirked by his side.

"We really need to get you into Social Media"

Another snort from Tim.

"Silence, Drake!"

Bruce shared a glance with Alfred. The loyal butler shrugged, not wanting to be in the middle of that. Bruce suppressed a groan.

"Jason answered. He said something way too colorful and something about only bringing two pocket knives and maybe a grenade"

Bruce let out his groan.

As the Wayne Family entered the Academy grounds, many families by the side stared at them, some curious, other's with jealously. The family ignored them all; they were used to the stares.

"Should we wait for Jason?" inquired Dick. Bruce looked at his wrist clock.

"I don't see why not, we still have some minutes left before the bell rings"

They didn't wait long, as all of the sudden, a motorcycle passed right in front of them at high velocity before crashing into a backyard tree, which was, fortunately, with no people near it.

As most of the people present blinked with astonishment and looked freaked out, the Wayne family stood there unamused by it. Damian huffed, rolling his eyes already annoyed, by his side, Dick face palmed himself and shook his head. Tim hummed, already taking photos with his phone, Alfred stood there, hand behind him, a neutral face as always, if not a raised eye brown, and Bruce just sighed, as if he had expecting it to happened, and started to take out his wallet.

"That wasn't me, you assholes" exclaimed a voice behind them, the whole family turned and stared at Jason, still on his perfectly and definitely not crashed motorcycle, helmet already under his arm.

The whole family blinked, and let out a small 'huh' each. Jason suppressed the urge to throw them the grenade.

To be continued...

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