Meanwhile, lost in the woods of route 1: "AHHHH Why must they have a path that actually leads too something! Paths are for losers because Silvio walked on the path so I walked away from the paTH BUT NOW IM LOST! Backpack you Google Maps!" "Bulba?" "Dangit Backpack you are useless too. I just need to find a television so I can know for which PokéSports team they are so I'll know in which are I am! TELEVISION! TELEVISION! IS THERE A TELEVISION NEARBY?" He walked around and bumped into a Spearow and picked it up "HAVE YOU SEEN A TELEVISION?!" He screamed at the Spearow, then the Spearow started crying for help, he threw the Spearow away "Useless piece of no-television. TELEVISION!" Meanwhile a few meters next to him on the road, random trainer: "wth is his problem?" Other guy: "leave him he is weird." "TELEVISION COME TO BIERMANN!" He kept screaming but then he heared rustling in some bushes ":0 Television?" Out came two Fearow, who seemed to be the parents of the crying Spearow. "Uhhh that doesn't look like a television, BACKPACK USE UHHH GOOGLE MAPS!" But Backpack ran away "UHHH TOODLES!" He then followed Backpack "AHHHH!" He ran and he ran, untill he got stuck on a root "UHH NUUU! HELP ME BACKPACK!" Backpack tried helping him up but the Fearow were too close! "GOOD TO HAVE KNOWN YOU BACKPACK! *hugs Backpack*" The Fearow pierced them with their beaks, killing them..
IF IT WEREN'T FOR AN ELEKID SAVING THEM WITH A THUNDERPUNCH! The Elekid saved them and he then fried the Fearow and ate their meat. "TELEVISON! YOU SAVED US!" "E..le...kid?" "NOW LEMME LOOK TELEVISION!" He grabbed Elekid's arms and moved them around, like the were antennae for a television, after while there was a strange static noise "OOO WE ARE GETTING A SIGNAL!" He moved them more and a vague hologram appeared in front of Elekid "ZZZZZ GOAL ZZZZZ MERMAIDSZZZZ" "OOO WE ARE NEAR REVUE TOWN! I KNOW THE WAY NOW! LETS GO BOIS!" He ran towards the town holding Elekid's arm "WE ARE HERE! THANK YOU SO MUCH TELEVISION! NOW BE IN MY BALL!" He threw a Pokéball at Elekid and caught him, nicknaming him Television. He walked into town but then bumped into someone "OOPS sorry madam! To make up for this me and my Backpack will dance! *plays Spider Dance and Caramelldances*" "Cool dance kiddo. It was still rude af though, don't walk into me again." "I won't madam! And thank you!" "No prob Bob!" He walked then around town "Cool kid, I like him XD" The girl Biermann walked into was the Champ! Luckily he didn't piss her off. Hmmm I wonder how the others are doing?