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Chapter 25: Naruko.

Igneel was worried. What would a fire breathing dragon be worried about? Well, he was worried because he couldn't sense Naruto. The blonde's life force seemed to have just vanished which could mean he was dead. Igneel couldn't feel the blonde's magical power, the dragon was very worried.

Where is that Idiot?! Igneel thought as he searched for him, but couldn't, so it there was only one thing to do, have Natsu look for the blonde!

Natsu was fighting in the brand new Fairy Tail guild with Gajeel, the pinkette was having the time of his life! At first he really did not like the fact that the guild looked diffrent, it even felt diffrent, but after a while it felt like home again!

"Natsu, look for the brat Naruto!"

Natsu was startled when he heard a familiar voice inside his head.

"I-Igneel?" Natsu yelled outloud causing everyone to look at him.

"Yes! It's me! Kiddo, I can't sense Naruto nor can I find him, I am worried that something could of happened to him!" Igneel told the pinkette.

Natsu froze again, now that he thought about it, he couldn't sense Naruto either, it felt like if he had just vanished, the pinkette couldn't help but worry a bit, not that he could admit it.

"I want you to look for him, okay?"

"WAIT! WHAT THE HELL? IGNEEL THIS IS THE FIRST CLUE I GET ABOUT YOU AND IT TURNS OUT YOU WANT ME TO LOOK FOR NARUTO? I WANT TO TALK TO YOU AND TELL YOU ABOUT MY FRIENDS AND ADVENTURES!"

"I know, ya brat... but I can't do that at the moment, just look for your kin okay?!"

Natsu couldn't help but feel jealous towards his blonde brother, it seemed Igneel only cared about the blonde, but he nodded as he began walking out of the guild.

"Hey! Natsu, where are you going?!" Natsu stopped when Lucy spoke to him.

"I'm gonna go look for Naruto."

"Ohhhh! Well, have fun!"

Mira who heard this got an idea, "How about you invite him over to Fairy Tail for the Harvest Festival?!"

"Juvia would love that!" Juvia smiled as she heard this, "In fact Juvia is so happy she will go with you to look for Naruto-sama, I hope Gray-Sama doesn't get mad!"

"Hmph! Like I care!" Gray snapped at her.

"Stripper, your clothes are missing!"

"KIAHHH! WHERE DID THEY GO?!" Gray yelled as he started to look for his clothes.

"I'll go too, I want to talk to Naruto about something!" Erza stated as she walked towards Natsu.

Natsu nodded as Erza and Juvia walked besides him to go look for the blonde...

When Naruto woke up... he felt like something was missing, something did not feel right at all. The blonde shrugged off the thought and grinned when he looked at himself, he no longer looked like a mini dragon, he was back to looking like his sexy self!

Though, he had one weird ass dream.

"That was no dream, boy! I really did go inside your body!"

Naruto froze when he heard a voice in his head, but he shrugged it off, it must of been his imagination, right?

"FOOL! I'M NOT A FIGURE OF YOUR IMAGINATION!"

"Oi, SO THAT REALLY DID HAPPEN?! YOU STUPID LIZARD, DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAID?!"

"YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE, BRAT! I TRIED DOING IT THE EASY WAY BUT NOOO YOU HAD TO BE SELFISH!

"I feel so violated, you'll have to pay me for I can go to a therapist - no not only that but for booze!"

"YOU THINK I'M ENJOYING THIS MYSELF?!" Kurama snapped at him, "AND I'M NOT PAYING YOU JACK SHIT, YOU'RE JUST A LAZY BROKE BUM SO YOU'RE TRYING TO GET MONEY OUT OF ME!"

Naruto remained silent, something did not feel right. The blonde lifted his arm up and tried blazing it with his usual black flames but nothing happened.

"You have no more magic, somehow me going inside your body fucked you up!"

"Oi, you're about to be fucked up by me if you don't get out of me!"

"You're going to have to fight me if you want that to happen, hahaha and good luck doing it without any magic, loser!"

Naruto just tuned out the lizard and went to go lay down on the couch, he needed to read his daily dose of manga!

There was a knock on the door, and before the blonde could shoo the person knocking away, the door opened to reveal the old hag who had rented the blonde the place.

"Rent was due two days ago! Pay up!"

"Oi, I payed you three days ago!" Naruto told her.

"Ha! You haven't even given me a jewel, don't try fooling me just because I'm old and forgetful!"

"Oi, you're trying to scam me, I did pay you old hag, so get out of here before I help you put your other foot in the grave!"

The blonde turned her around, and pushed her out before he slammed the door quickly.

"Naruto! Don't think you've won this round so next time I come back you better have my money or I'm throwing your ass out!" Naruto heard her say as her voice faded away.

The blonde grinned as he turned around, only to have the door knock again, his right eyebrow twitched as turned around and opened it quickly.

"OI, OLD HAG HERE! READ SOME MANGA!" Naruto yelled as he slammed a manga unto Erza's face.. WAIT - ERZA'S FACE?!

The blonde realized it wasn't the old hag who had knocked but Natsu, Juvia and Erza. He quickly slammed the door, he did not want to deal with this shit!

Naruto started walking to his couch when the door behind him burst opened, he quickly turned around to see Erza with her blade, she swung it at his throat, and the blonde ducked, only to have her strike down on him, he moved to the side, only to have her appear in front of him again, she kicked his stomach, and he flew backwards only to crash on the wall behind him, Erza then threw her blade at him and it headed right at his face, he moved his face to the side by a few inches and it flew past him; it pierced the wall.

He probably deserved that for slamming a manga at her face.

"Oi, bitch, better luck trying to kill me next time!"

"There won't be a next time, if i kill you now!"

"I'll take you with me!"

"Oh really? Want to make a bet on that?!"

"Erza, Naruto-sama, please stop fighting! Juvia hates it when Naruto-sama fights!" Juvia pleaded all of a sudden.

Erza nodded, "Forgive me, I just don't like it WHEN PEOPLE SLAM MANGA AT MY FACE!" She glared at the blonde.

"Oi, i heard that's how Fairy Tail mages greeted each other, by slamming Manga at each-other!"

"WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT?!" Natsu spoke all of a sudden.

"Oi, Natsumi, I didn't see you there, what brings you here?!" Naruto ignored his question.

"Igneel told me to look for you... something about you doesn't seem right... I can't smell your magic.. you don't smell like a dragon slayer anymore!"

"Oi, and you smell like shit, have you even showered?!"

"Yeah! Like 1 week ago!"

"You told me you showered in the morning when i asked you!" Erza glared at the pinkette.

The pinkette gulped as he slowly took a few steps away from Erza.

"Naruto-sama, Mira suggested you join us for the Harvest Festival!" Juvia spoke all of a sudden, "Come hang out with Gajeel and Juvia, it will be fun!"

Erza nodded, "It's always fun. We always have the Miss Fairy Tail Contest, a contest of both beauty and magic, the winner gets 500,000 jewels!"

"Hmph, you guys still here?!" Naruto asked as he read manga, it seemed he wasn't paying attention to either Erza or Juvia.

Erza growled at this and Juvia sweat-dropped.

"Seems you're doing fine, I'm going back to the guild." Natsu said as he walked away.

"Soo, Natsu-sama, are you going?"

"Huh? Going where?!"

"To the harvest festival!"

"What's that?!"

Naruto smirked when Juvia sighed, "Nevermind, I'm heading back too."

Erza eyed the blonde as he she and him were alone, he was ignoring her too, she had come to thank him for saving her life - everyone's life.

She was about to speak when the blonde spoke, "Just give me one thousand jewels!"

Erza looked confused.

"Oi, i know what ya came here for, just give me one thousand jewels and you can be on your way, titty girl!"

So he knew she came to thank him? She wasn't suprised.

Erza smirked, "What did I come here for then?!"

"You came here to ask me to tell the old hag from the bakery next to this building to save you a piece of her legendary Strawberry cheesecake that she makes once a year!"

"HA! NO! I CAME HERE TO SAY THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE - AND NOT JUST MINES BUT EVERYONES!" Erza smirked, how she wanted to prove him wrong.

Naruto smirked evilly, and her eyes widened, he new! She had fallen for his trap, what a fearsome man he was, she couldn't help but shake slightly.

"Hmph!" Erza just glared at him before walking away.

"Nice ass, booby girl!" She heard Naruto say as she walked, and she blushed. Men alway seemed too afraid to tell her anything like that because she was scary, and the ones who did say stuff like that were perverted men from dark guilds and stuff, but how Naruto said it, it felt different somehow!

Cana was drinking like usual... in the guild, waiting for the Miss Fairy Tail contest to begin when she noticed a blonde haired blue eyed girl with a heart-shaped face looking around the guild so the brunette walked towards her.

"Are you new? I haven't seen you around here before," Cana asked the blonde.

The blonde haired girl nodded, "I want to join the Miss Fairy Tail Contest!"

"Well, follow me and I'll take you to the sign-up area!" Cana stated as the blonde nodded.

Cana took the blonde girl to the back of the new stage in Fairy Tail, and no one was within sight when Cana turned around and kissed the blonde girl's lips.

"Hahaha! Naruto, I know this is you!" Cana smirked after the kiss.

"Naruto? Who is that? I'm Naruko!" The blonde stated.

"HAHAHAHAHA NARUKO? REALLY?!" Cana laughed at the blonde.

"Oi, you caught me!" Naruto decided to tell her.

Cana smirked, "What are you doing here, anyways?!"

"I heard the winner of the Miss Fairy Tail Contest gets 500,000 jewels, and I need the money so I got this amazing idea!" Naruto grinned at her, "I'll win this and make an easy 500,000, Muahaha!"

"Ha! Dream on! You have tough opponents, it won't be that easy!" Cana smirked as she checked out Naruto's girl form, it seemed he had used the transformation magic ability. So Kurama must of been lying when he said the blonde had no magic, right?

"I'll admit, the girl version of you is hot, but that won't be enough!"

"Yeah, Yeah, just worry about you!"

"Well goood-luck, you'll need it Narrruto!" Cana purred on his ear before she walked away.

The blonde walked off of the stage and looked around, it seemed everyone was doing their own thing, as the blonde walked Makarov stopped him.

"Hey! You! You have a Fairy Tail mark on your right breast, are you new?!" Makarov asked Naruto.

"Yeah, she is, you were drunk when you accepted her in!" Cana appeared suddenly.

"Hai! I'm Naruko, nice to meet you!" Naruto winked at Makarov.

The old man blushed and nodded, "Welcome Naruko, I hope you love it here!"

Naruto just nodded as the old man walked away.

"It's true you're new?! Well, I'm Lucy! Nice to meet you!" Lucy smiled at Naruto, she had popped out of nowhere, "Ohhh! SINCE you're new how about you and I get on stage together for the Miss Fairy Tail Contest?! Us blondes must stick together!"

Naruto didn't even have time to reply when Lucy just said, "GOOD! WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER! I LOOK FORWARD TO IT!"

She was either excited or nervous, Naruto figured as he shrugged and nodded...

Naruto or should I say Naruko... was next to Lucy and Erza as they watched Fairy Tail babes go up stage one by one and do their thing.

Both blonde's decided they would do a cheer or whatever for the people.

Erza got called up and she quickly ran up to the front of the stage!

"I-I don't think we're gonna win this!" Lucy said as she watched Erza change.

"We will, all we have to do is get naked!" Naruto smirked.

"I-I'M NOT GETTING NAKED!"

"YES YOU ARE!"

"NO I'M NOT!"

"DO IT FOR THE MONEY!"

"I'M NOT THAT DESPERATE FOR THE MONEY!"

"WELL, I AM SO WE'RE BOTH GOING TO DO THIS!"

Naruto tried taking off her shirt but Lucy resisted, they were so busy they barley heard the speaker calling out their names.

"LETS HEAR IT FOR CONTESTANT NUMBER 7, SHES A RISING STAR AMONG THE RANKS WITH HER SPIRIT MAGIC, AND LETS HEAR IT FOR NARUKO FAIRY TAILS NEWEST MEMBERS!"

"Oi, that's us, lets win this!" Naruto said as they ran to the front of the stage.

The crowd cheered as both stood in front of the stage.

"Haha! "Lucy smiled, "Naruko and I along with my spirit are going to do a cheer for you all!"

"ALRIGHT!"

"HELL YEAH!"

"TWO HOT BLONDES GETTING IT ON, YAAAAY!"

The crowd cheered even louder!

They were about to start, well Lucy was about to start cheering because well Naruto was just gonna take his clothes off when a bitch with glasses appeared on stage.

"Ha! I am the very definition of Fairy and Beauty!" The woman spoke. "THEREFOR I EVERGREEN WIN, HAHAHA!"

"OI, LIKE HELL YOU WILL WIN THIS, FUCK OFF OLD HAG, I'M WINNING THIS!" Naruto snapped at Evergreen.

"W-WHO'D YOU CALL AN OLD HAG?!" Evergreen snapped with tick marks on her forehead. "WHO ARE YOU ANYWAYS?!"

"Who am I?" Naruto said as he looked at the floor, "I AM NARUKO, THE DEFINITION OF PERFECTION AND EVERLASTING BEAUTY!" The blonde ripped off his shirt and bra to reveal double D sized boobs and a curvy body as he looked up at the crowd, "I'M WINNING THIS, SO SUCK IT BITCH! THAT 500,000 IS MIIINES!"

The men cheered with hearts in their eyes, and Lucy froze as her mouth hung open.

"Grrr!" Evergreen's eyes started to glow.

"DON'T LOOK AT HER EYES LUCY! NARUKO!" Gray yelled at them.

Oops! Too late!

Naruto noticed Lucy turned into a statue, but the blonde noticed he didn't how odd.

"I-I don't like this! What's going on?!"

"EVERYONE PLEASE RUN! IT IS NOT SAFE HERE!"

Everyone started running away minus the mages as Naruto growled and clenched his fist, that money.. so close.. and it would be all his, but nooo this bitch had to come and ruin it!

"Why didn't you turn into a statue?! Evergreen's eyes widened as she stared at Naruto.

"Bitch, shitty magic like yours doesn't work on me!"

"What did you say?!"

"You heard me, deaf old hag!"

"Grrr, just because you have a baby face, doesn't mean anything Naruko!"

"Oh, yeah? I HAVE A BIGGER PERKIER ASS!"

Evergreen was about to speak when Makarov interuppted her.

"EVERGREEN! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN THE FESTIVAL FOR EVERYONE! Makarov snapped at her.

"Hahaha! Oh, really? I big to differ, it just got interesting!" Evergreen smirked as the red curtains behind her opened to reveal that every female mage from Fairy Tail was a statue!

Everyone minus Naruto froze, he didn't really care.

"Turn them back!" Elfman growled at Evergreen.

"Evergreen don't be a fool! Turn them back this instant!" The old man ordered her.

Before anything else could be said a flash of yellow dazzling lightning appeared besides Evergreen and Naruko to reveal Laxus.

"Laxus!" Makarov yelled, "I should of known!"

"Ha! What a shame! Everyone went home?! The true party is about to start!" Laxus smirked.

"Laxus! Stop this right now!"

"No, old man, so shut -"

Naruto appeared in front of Laxus and punched him in the face, causing him to fly back. As he flew back a man with a mole on his face appeared in front of him, he was about to pull out a blade when Naruto kicked him and he flew backwards, only to crash on a man with a helmet that covered half of his face, by this Laxus was up and he shot out a beam of lightning at the blonde.

Naruto quickly dodged it and smirked, "You piece of buff shit, you cost me 500,000 jewels, you're looking for a death-wish, huh?!"

"Who are you?!" Laxus just asked him.

"Naruko, Fairy Tail's newest member, biiitch!"

"HAHAHA ANOTHER WEAKING JOINED THE GUILD?!"

"Oi, this weakling was able to make 2 of you fly back, while taking out a man in a mask in the process and on top of that, I was able to avoid getting turned into a statue by some concieted old hag, does that make all 4 of you my bitches?!" Naruto smirked darkly.

Laxus growled, "DON'T GET FULL OF YOURSELF, BITCH!"

"Oi, just gimme 500,000 and I'll be on my way!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!" Laxus just laughed. "Now this is getting fun!"

"I'm not amused!" Makarov yelled again, "STOP THIS!"

"Now, now! Calm down old man, we're gonna have some fun... unless you want me to break the statues of your little fairies!" Laxus smirked as he wrapped his left hand around Lucy's frozen statue.

Makarov growled at this, but remained silent.

"The rules for this are simple... THE LAST ONE LEFT STANDING IS FAIRY TAILS STRONGEST MAGE!" Laxus grinned, "TRY ANYTHING FISHY, AND SAY BYE-BYE TO THESE LADIES!"

"Hehe!" Natsu laughed, "Nice and simple, just the way I like it!" he charged at Laxus but was stopped when Laxus struck him with lightning that caused him to fall on the floor.

"HAHA! I like your attitude, Natsu!" Laxus grinned darkly, "But charging in like that is the type of shit that gets you killed!"

"Natsu still hasn't learned!"

"Aye!"

"NATSU IS NO MANN!"

"Kuku, all we have to do is defeat 4 of them and there are like 100 of us fairies!" Naruto cracked his knuckles, "SOO, Lets destroy them and get back to me winning 1,000,000 jewels!"

"Uhhh... it was 500,000 jewels not a million!"

"YOU LOOKING DOWN ON US LITTTLE GIRL?!" Laxus glared at Naruto, "You better go back to mommy before you break a nail!"

"Oi, you better get out of here before I break your face!"

"Hmph! The battlefield is all of magnolia, you guys have 3 and a half hours to defeat us or else!" Laxus looked at the frozen statues before he vanished along with his friends.

It stayed silent before Elfman yelled, "LETS BE MAN AND GO SAVE OUR LADIES!

Everyone pretty much ran out of the guild after that.

The Battle between Fairy Tail Mages Had BEGUN!

NOTE: Since you guys are so awesome, I decided to update again! Woot its midnight and I am sleepy, so there will probably be lots of errors and such so yeah sorry!

YUP DECIDED TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE BATTLE OF FAIRY TAIL ARC XD

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