Cosmogyral: Whirling around the universe.
"This world of Disney. It looks particularly amusing."
Thor broached the subject one night at the Avengers Tower, during which Modi had destroyed no less than three arc reactor designs, and had frightened over three thousand civilians in the lower Manhattan area (Loki and Thor had recently watched Skyfall; unfortunately, Modi at the time had been watching Chicken Little and had somehow correlated the two movies and had blessed Manhattan with an abrupt and vivid meteor shower that had people cowering under their beds and posting on Twitter about the #endoftheworld and #apocalypse. Being questioned about this by a rather irritated Tony, Modi had protested that "da gwown-ups aw doing it!" pointing at the television, which was still extolling the wonders of Daniel Craig and 007; Tony was not amused.).
Loki looked over Thor's shoulder at the brochure he was holding. The bright colours and advertising about the "lovely Florida weather" were particularly enticing, and Modi shouted that he too would wish to go, somewhere from the general vicinity of Loki's knees. Loki ignored this.
"I suppose we could do that," he agrees slowly. "Supposedly there is a place of fine cuisine by this park. And it appears as though the place is designed for children, so Modi ought to have a good time."
And so, without further ado, Loki teleported the three (and a half) of them to the place.
Unfortunately, with his limited knowledge of American geography, he somehow managed to land them smack in the middle of the Grand Canyon, then the Canadian border, then Chicago; at this point, Thor asked a nearby civilian for directions to Florida, despite Loki's insistence that "real men didn't ask for directions."
Florida, in contrast, was not a particularly fun place as advertised on the brochure. It was sticky, humid, and Loki was not fond of the way people kept snapping photographs of him. (They weren't actually photographs of him; he just happened to be standing in front of tourists' cameras at the time while they took pictures of their children, and was selectively deaf to their pleas for him to move aside.)
Thor, after a few of the amusement park's rides, had to agree. He staggered out of the twisty teacups clutching his stomach and looking quite green around the gills while Modi bounced around in glee.
"Imagine that, the mighty Thor," Loki said mockingly through a mouthful of pink cotton candy. "Goes flying around the nine realms with Mjolnir and yet can't even manage a simple Midgardian attraction."
Thor didn't even feel well enough to reply.