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Chapter 26: Easy Money, Baby!

The battle of Fairy Tail had begun, but there was one fucking problem! Naruto couldn't exit the fucking guild! He wanted revenge, and he would not be satisfied until he had it! He'd make that bitch Evergreen pay! He'd make that buff piece of shit named Laxus pay too! No one messed with Naruto's easy making money schemes!

"Naruko, why aren't you out there?!" Makarov asked the blonde.

"Um... I'm scared.. Laxus might hurt me... so I'm staying here... that way you can protect me!" Naruto lied as he blew a kiss at Makarov, yuck!

Makarov blushed and steam came out of his nose, "I'LL PROTECT YOU WITH MY LIFE!"

"Glad to know." Naruto rolled his eyes as he watched Natsu punch the Rune wall in front of him.

"STUPID WALL! I WANT TO FIGHT LAXUS!" Natsu yelled, "I'M MISSING OUT ON ALL THE FUN!"

Naruto just sat there, he figure the reason Natsu and him couldn't pass the rune wall was because of the dragons inside of them.

"Haha! Seems you're too scared to come out and fight!" Evergreen suddenly appeared at the entrance of the guild, "Too bad, I was looking forward to defeating you Naruko!"

Naruto just grabbed a peice of bitten pie, he threw it and it landed on Evergreen's face.

"Ha! Take that!" Naruto grinned as he grabbed another pie and threw it at her.

"YOU LITTLE BITCH, COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A WOMAN!"

Oh, how Naruto wanted to do that so bad. Oh, wait! The blonde re-equipped a blade into his right hand, a blade with Rune letters on it. The blonde quickly ran at the Rune wall, and as he got closer to the wall he slashed his blade at the wall, where he had slashed it opened up and the blonde quickly jumped through the hole before it closed, he was free.

However, his blade had shattered.

"Oh, seems you have come out to play!" Evergreen smirked, "Now find me if you can!" she disappeared.

"Naruko!" Makarov called the blonde, "If you can stop that woman, and have her change the others back, it's all up to you my boy!"

Naruto just nodded and as he did he froze. Makarov had just called him "my boy" So he knew? He knew Naruto was actually Naruko, eh? Well he wasn't a Saints Wizard for no reason!

The blonde just walked, there was no point in dwelling on that now!

As the blonde walked he saw two Fairy Tail mages on the ground, it seemed they had been defeated, they were Jet and Droy. The blonde was about to walk past them when he saw a wallet besides Jet, he walked up to it and picked it up.

Holy shit! There was 10,000 jewels inside the wallet, Naruto grinned as he grabbed the money and placed it inside his pocket, he then grabbed Jet's coat and put it on, he then dug through Droy's pockets, he had no money but he did have a cool looking watch, so the blonde grabbed the watch and placed it on his left wrist.

Ha! Easy money, baby!

The blonde kept walking but stopped when a Rune wall appeared in front of him and behind him, next thing he knows Macao and some man with a pipe in his mouth named Wakaba are fighting.

"STOP!" Naruto yelled as tears spilled from his eyes.

They stopped and looked at Naruko.

"N-Naruko, what's wrong?!" Macao asked.

"Yeah! Did Macao touch you anywhere?!" Wakaba asked the blonde.

Macao glared at Wakaba but ignored the comment as they both walked towards Naruko, both noticed the blonde had Jet's coat, and Droy's watch.

"F-Friends arent... supposed to fight!" Naruto told them as he cried.

"Ohhhh!" Macao and Wakaba both said. "WELL WE WONT FIGHT ANYMORE!"

"P-Promise?!" Naruto wiped the tears from his eyes.

"Yes... we promised!" They both said.

Naruto then grinned evilly as he grabbed Macao by the back of his head then be smashed the front of his face against Wakaba's face.

"MUAHAHA!" Naruto just laughed, "YOU FELL FOR MY TRICK FOOLS!"

He kept smashing Macao's face unto Wakaba's face.

"DIE! MUAHAHAHA!"

He finished smashing Macao's face against Wakaba's and both fell to the floor, knocked out. The blonde grinned as he crouched and took Wakaba's pipe! He then dug through Macao's pocket, took out his wallet, grabbed 5,000 jeweles then walked away.

Time had passed and as the blonde walked around Magnolia, he would notice Fairy Tail Mages all over the grounds, knocked out and such, and he would do what any normal person would, he'd dig through their wallets, take their watches, rings, chains, you name it!

THE BLONDE WAS ALL PIMPED OUT!

"HAHAHA! This battle of Fairy Tail isn't so bad, I'm making bank!" Naruto grinned, "I have 56 thousand jewels, and like 60 thousand jewels worth of stuff!"

The blonde turned the the street to see Elfman fighting Evergreen! At last he had found that bitch, the blonde ran towards her to see that Evergreen had just defeated Elfman, the man fell to the floor and Naruto looked at him

"So you finally found me, huh?!" Evergreen smirked. "It's time to - WAIT! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?! WHY ARE YOU TAKING ELFMAN'S BELT?!"

Naruto took the white haired man's belt and wrapped it around his own waist before looking at Evergreen. Lifeless expression on his eyes and face.

Naruto charged at her when Gray appeared out of nowhere, causing the blonde to crash into Gray. Evergreen just smirked again.

"My it seems, you'll have to defeat Gray if you want to get to me!" Evergreen disappeared once again, Naruto stood up, as well as Gray, both looked around and realized they were both trapped with Rune walls.

"Naruko... no hard feelings but -" Gray was interuppted when Naruto swung his fist and punched the Ice Mage in the jaw.

Gray flew backwards as he did a backflip and yelled, "Ice Make: Lance!"

The blonde saw a magic circle appear in front of Gray as a ton load of huge ice lances headed towards him. Naruto dodged as many as he could, but a few managed to hit him and he flew backwards.

"Ice Make: Dragon!" Gray then yelled as a huge dragon made of ice flew towards the blonde.

Naruto growled as the dragon hit him, and he crashed back on the rune wall, electricity from the rune wall shocked him and he fell to the ground as pieces of ice shattered everywhere.

Naruto struggled to get up, fuck. He knew he had lost his slayer magic, but it seems he lost his dragon slayer senses and reflexes as well, and not just that but his physical strength as well!

"Stay down!" Gray commanded as he walked towards Naruto.

Naruto looked up to see Gray with an Ice Make Bow, the ice mage looked sad, but Naruto only grinned, as he got up a bit.

Before Gray could process it, Naruto had swung his right fist at him, and before he knew it Naruto had punched him right in his family jewels.

"UGHHH!" Gray groaned in pain as he released the bow.

An ice arrow flew at Naruto as Gray fell backwards, grabbing his balls in the process, that punch hurt like a bitch. Naruto just growled as an Ice Arrow hit his chest and shattered as he flew back towards the rune wall once more...

Makarov was shitting bricks... there was only three Fairy Tail Mages left standing up, and two of those were Natsu and Gajeel who couldn't leave the guild, which meant Naruto was the only one left standing.

"HAHAHA!" Laxus laughed as he appeared through a thought projector. "GIVE UP OLD MAN!"

"LAXUS!" Makarov growled, "WE STILL HAVE NARUKO STANDING!"

"Ha! Like that blonde haired chick could do anything!"

Makarov smirked, it seemed he was the only one who knew Naruko was actually Naruto.

"Naruko can take on a Saint Wizard!" Makarov stated, "No MATCH FOR YOUR MINIONS!"

Laxus froze and growled, "Not if they all team up on him!" he smirked before he vanished.

Makarov sighed... it seemed Naruto was the only one who could change the tide.

Don't Fail me now, Naruto! Makarov thought as he went back to looking at the Rune Wall.

Note: Was going to be a longer chapter, but yeah. What did you guys think? Good? Bad? Eh?

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