N/A: I'm dry of ideas...

Title: Baby Moments III

Author: Rea Treoni

Rating: K+

Characters: Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth.

WARNINGS: Swears? Are there even swears?.

Disclaimer: I don't own any Batman related character. They are DC Comics's.

"Where did you find that?"

The three brothers turned to each other before looking back at their father.

"Internet" they answered in union.

Bruce snorted and shook his head amused as he stepped into the lodge room, joining his sons on the floor, completing the small circle they made with their youngest in the middle.

"There are batman onesies around the internet for babies?" He asks incredulous as he stokes the covered head of the toddler. Damian pause his action of chewing on one of the onesie's ears and sent his father a toothy smile.

"You would be surprised, B" laughs Tim by his side.

"I'm actually surprised you didn't buy him a superman onesie to annoy me" the billionaire jokes, eyeing each of his sons.

Jason shrugs his shoulders while smirking "He wouldn't be the Baby Bat without his Batman Onesie"

"Though, we did buy him a superman cape" offers Tim playfully as he pushed the toddler's mouth away from the ear, Damian frowned at him annoyed and clicked his tongue.

Dick quickly placed a Batman plushy in front of the toddler "Jay suggested a Supergirl costume" he chuckles, watching fondly when his little brother clapped his hands excitedly before chewing one of the ears on the plushy.

"It would have been hilarious!" defends the antihero, waving his hands around as if proving his point.

"It's gonna be sad when he's back to normal and he won't fit the onesie anymore" comments Bruce, still watching fondly his son playing with the toy, nomming at it.

"We thought that too, that's why we bought him a batman hoodie!" exclaims Dick, pulling from his back said batman hoodie, the perfect size for a ten years old.

Bruce paused and looks up "Boys, just how much did you spent when I gave you my credit card?"

The trio kept quiet for a moment "Not much"

Suddenly Alfred came in carrying many bags of different sizes. The loyal butler raised slightly his head to be seen above the boxes and bags he was carrying and sent the younger men an unimpressed look.

"Okay, a lot" they confess together, rubbing their neck and smiling sheepish.

Bruce pinched the bridge on his nose "Boys, he won't stay like this for ever"

"Unfortunately" murmurs Tim disappointed, while Dick pouted sadly, playing with the ear of the onesie.

"Besides" Bruce continues, ignoring the pout on his older children "I told you to buy the essentials things for Damian, not everything trivial you thought it was funny" he scowls half heartily, crossing his arms over his chest.

The three brothers gasped in union and Bruce was starting to be concern about how much time they were spending with each other if they are able to be synchronized like that.

"Bruce! Everything we bought it is, in fact, essential" defends Dick.

The billionaire rose an eye brow "I don't see how the stroller customize as a bat mobile is an essential" he inquires, holding up one of the boxes Alfred put on the ground and lifting up at his children's view.

"How else were we going to walk around?" questions Tim frowning.

The unusual quiet toddler looked up from his chewing and caught the sight of the stroller, immediately squealing in delight and holding his hands up, trying to reach it. Watching the pleased reaction from the youngest, the three brothers looked up to their father, a smug grin in place.

"Okay, fair point on that one" he admits, placing the box by his side, glazing carefully as Damian walked over to it and patted it excited "How about the wonder woman slippers?"

"It's October and we're in Gotham, it gets chilly" defends Dick before smiling loosely "and he would look adorable in them" he coos.

Bruce hums, not entirely convinced but feeling amused "And the Flash toothbrush?"

A short silence before "Hygiene is important, Bruce"

"Ah, and an aromatic candle with the smell of …" Bruce paused for a moment to read the sticker "'blood of your enemies'? Boys, what kind of baby store did you shop on?" he asks bewildered.

The ex-robins shared a look "They had a villain section"

Bruce let the topic drop and placed the candle near the trashcan "That thing is out" he declares firmly in his batman voice.

"But he loves the smell!"

"Out, I say!"

"Fine! Jeez"

"Moving on, can someone explain to me how the costume of batgirl is essential?"

This time Jason answered "Oh, that one was essential for our entertainment" he shrugs, a lazy grin on his face "and the photoshoot we are planning"

Tim slaps his brother on the arm "It was supposed to be a surprise, you idiot"

Jason rolled his eyes "We bought it with his credit card, genius, and he's the fucking batman, he probably just asks to humor us"

"True" intervenes Bruce, agreeing with his second oldest "Leaving this topic behind, we should get going, it's already mid-day and we promised certain someone to go to the park" he says smiling softly as he stood up from the floor and picked up the toddler. Damian giggled happily as he clapped his tiny hands, making his father smile tenderly at him.

"Can I bring my guns?" asks Jason at the retreating back of his father.

"No!" shouts Bruce not bothering to look back as he exited the lodge.

"I'm bringing the grenade, though" shrugs Jason in low voice, looking sneakily at his brothers, who shot him a disapproving look.

"I heard that! No grenades!" came Bruce's shout once again from the hall, Tim and Dick snickered as Jason pouted.

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