Authors Note: Holy fuck! Have you guys read Fairy Tail's newest chapter? I expected that yet I didn't, and it got me excited as hell, really! I wanna just wanna talk about it now... but I do not want to spoil it for you readers, but damn, it got me really excited, I wonder if I'll ever get to that arc in this story but damn...
Well, enjoy this chapter, Will just be some Natsu/ Naruto bonding stuff xD so yeah!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail nor do I own Naruto, I make no money out of this either, so yeah!
Chapter 29: Train Ride Of Hell!
It had been a two weeks since Laxus got expelled from Fairy Tail for throwing a tantrum, and for those two weeks, no one in Fairy Tail had seen Natsu much. When they did see him, he looked tired, he looked stressed, and he looked pissed.
"Where is Natsu?!" Gray asked as he looked around the guild.
"Not here again..." Lucy stated.
"Maybe he got a girlfriend?!" Mira said with a smile.
"Ha! As if!" Gray said, "He's too dense to know what love is!"
"Natsu made a bet with Naruto, he lost so he's pretty much Naruto's slave!" Cana commented.
"NARUTO IS MAN!"
"Oh, Really? What did they bet on?!"
"As if I know!" Cana knew but she didn't feel like telling them.
They could only wonder!
Naruto was chilling at home, these past few weeks had been awesome! All he did was sit back, relax and have Natsu be his slave! The blonde had gotten the pinkette to even pay his rent, muahaha! What was Natsu currently doing? Well, he was on all four, Naruto had his feet on his back as he was reading some manga!
"Stupid... Naruto... and his... stupid.. games.." Natsu muttered, he had been on all four for a few hours now, and it was boring!
"You say something?!" Natsu smirked sadistically.
"N-No!" Natsu said quickly, "Actually, aren't you too old to be reading manga?!"
"Oi, slave, you can never be too old for manga! Manga, mostly Jump Manga teaches you three important things: Honor, Friendship, Determination, and Overcoming of obstacles!"
"Yeah, for someone who reads lots of manga, you sure need to work on all four traits!" Natsu stated in a matter of fact tone.
"HAHA! Pinky there has a point!" Kurama agreed, "These Past two weeks you have done nothing but be lazy, you rejected the last 4 jobs! You need to overcome your lazyness!"
"Oi, anything else, mother?!"
"Yes! Get your lazy ass up and train!" Kurama Growled at him, "Go out and do some hero shit, before you lose readers!"
Naruto ignored Kurama and told Natsu,, "Pinky, you don't understand, manga with typical and cliche main characters who pull that friendship and honor crap gets boring! YOU FOR EXAMPLE ARE A 2D TYPICAL CLICHE MANGA CHARACTER WHO JUST LIKES TO FIGHT AND EAT AND YOU PULL THAT FRIENDSHIP BULLSHIT ALL THE TIME, THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN FIGHTING! PEOPLE LIKE CHARACTERS WITH DEPTH, AND ALL THAT GOOD SHIT!"
"Talking about depth, you don't seem to be that much of a deep character, so I wouldn't be talking!" Natsu snapped at Naruto, "All you do is be lazy, read manga, and come up with easy ways to make money! You also have a mom and dad, you're an open book! People love characters with dark pasts and stuff like that!"
"Ha! Pinky got you there!" Kurama smirked.
"Oi, I make up for what I'm lacking with awesome fights!" Naruto stated with pride.
"Fights?! Your fighting is shit!" Natsu said as he glared at Naruto, "Your fight against Laxus proves that! At the beginning of the battle, you had little to no magic, the you somehow managed to end up using strong attacks out of no where, AND TO TOP IT OFF YOU PULLED ONE OF THOSE BULLSHIT POWER UP LAST RESORT MOVES THAT MANGA AND ANIME DO!"
"Ha! BETTER TO DO THAN THAN TO PULL A "POWER OF FRIENDSHIP" CRAP!"
"What'cha say?!" Natsu growled at him, "Fighting for your friends is the way to win!"
"Natsumi, you know nothing!" Naruto smirked.
"Yeah?! How about we settle this with a fight?!"
"You wouldn't be able to beat me, you're 9000 years too early to be able to take me on!"
"I'll kick your ass one day!"
"Oi, they do say you can become a Saint Wizard if you remain a virgin until you're 35 years old!" Naruto stated in a matter of fact tone.
"Then I'll be a virgin until 35 then I'll beat you to a pulp!"
Naruto sweat-dropped, Natsu actually believed him.
"Oi, whatever!" Naruto shrugged his shoulders, "You can leave now, and don't come here for a few days, looking at your pink hair makes me want to puke!"
"Your face makes me want to puke!" Natsu said as he stood up and walked out.
The next day Natsu was grinning as he walked out of Fairy Tail, Team Natsu had just come back from a quest and he had some money to go out and eat! He would order everything on the menu, so happily he walked towards the resturant called: All You Can Eat!
He walked inside once he arrived to the resturant, he decided he would sit on the counter rather than the tables, so he went and sat on the counter place.
"What would you like, sir?!"
"One of everything, and make sure you put a lot of pepper on everything!"
"Yes sir!"
Natsu waited for his food, and while he did he noticed to his right, a middle age man was eating, and as he ate he was using the pepper shaker to put pepper on his food.
"Oi, oi, you're getting pepper on my sundae, do you want to die?!"
Natsu heard a familiar voice next to the man.
"S-Sorry!
"Oi, if saying sorry solved everthing, this world would be utter shit, Oi, now you will have to buy me 10 sundae's! You can't just mix up pepper with my sugar sweetness!"
Natsu brought his head forward to see Naruto sitting to the right of the middle aged man.
"N-Naruto?! What are you doing here?!" Natsu couldn't help but ask.
"Eh? Natsumi? Oi, what are you doing here? Are you following me?! Do you love being my bitch so much you followed me here?!
"AS IF!" Natsu yelled at Naruto, "Maybe you followed me here!"
"Oi, you have a stalker fetish, don't you?!" Naruto just said, "You'd love for me to follow you around, wouldn't you?! I have one thing to tell you! Men like you end up in prison!"
Natsu had tick marks on his forhead, Naruto was irritating him.
"Shut up!" Natsu just growled, as Naruto went back to eating his Sundae.
Naruto as he ate his sundae he noticed that the food that Natsu was being served that it had a lot of spicy shit in it, like damn.
"Studies show that eating too much spicy stuff makes your man berries explode!" Naruto stated.
"Ha! Naruto, if i recall you hate spicy foods... is it because you can't handle the hotness?!" Natsu smirked.
"Oi, sweet foods are the foods of the gods! I love sweet stuff, it recharges the soul! Fighting with your girlfriend?! Eat something sweet! HAVING SEX PROBLEMS?! HAVING A MATH TEST?! JUST EAT SOMETHING SWEET AND YOUR PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED, THAT IS THE REALITY OF SWEET FOODS!" Naruto said as he stood up on the counter.
Everyone clapped at the blonde's speech!
"Give me ten sundaes!"
"Oh, I want all the dango!"
"Cupcakes here!"
"All hail the god of sweetness!" Everyone bowed at Naruto as he smirked.
Natsu just eyed Naruto and he spoke, "Eat this!" he handed Naruto a hot chili pepper, "Your sweet foods can solve your problem if you end up getting a hot tongue!"
Naruto was about to place it on his mouth, but intead he flicked the chili pepper and it landed on Natsu's eye, "AGHHH MY EYE!" Natsu yelled as he rubbed his eyes, after a minute he grabbed a chili pepper and he crammed it down Naruto's mouth!
Once, that happened, all hell broke loose. It was a battle of foods, sweet vs spicy. People crammed spicy foods on people's throat, while people who loved sweet foods, crammed sweet stuff down people's throat.
Naruto and Natsu just slowly walked away and towards the exit.
Naruto was walking around Magnolia, after the resturant food fight, he decided to go watch a movie only to see Natsu there, and they started fighting, which ended up in a all out brawl, after that he headed to some hot springs to see Natsu there already! Where ever he went, Natsu was there! It was like something was attracting them to each other!
Wherever I go... he goes... so it must mean we think alike... so if i go to the bakery shop, he will probably be there, so I won't go! But what if he is thinking the same thing?! So i'll go instead! No, no, what if he thinks that i think that he thinks that, so he'll go too?! Oi, Ill just go ride a train! He won't be there, he hates trains! Naruto thought as he smirked.
Okay, Naruto felt like shit, it felt like his body was having a civil war... he felt dizzy, he felt like puking, and worst of all, Natsu was sitting across from, and he was not doing better, it seemed like pinkette also thought the same as he did!
"Oi, you don't look... tooo... goood!" Naruto said with a smirk, "Why don't you get out of the train?!"
"Haha... I feel great... there... is... no way... I'm getting off!" Natsu tried smirking but couldn't, he felt like puking his guts out!
"Oi, I can see... through your tough guy act..." Naruto said with a smirk, "You'll puke... any second now!"
"I can see... through yours!"
"I dunno what you're talking about... I feel great, see!" Naruto stood up and did jumping jacks.
Natsu got up too and did jumping jacks as well, "SAME HERE! HAHAHA! YAY! WEEEE! I AM HAVING FUN!"
In reality both felt like shit, their motion sickness was something they could not handle!
"Give up..." Naruto said after a while, he would puke any second now.
"No! You give up!"
"Why would I? I'm having fun!"
"Me too!"
"Bullshit! You're sweating like a pig!"
"You are the pig!
"Oi, give up and I'll give you 100 jewels!"
"Y-You can't buy anything with 100 jewels!"
"Okay, 70 jewels is the final offer, give up!"
"THAT IS AN EVEN LOWER AMOUNT OF MONEY!"
"You could buy yourself something nice!"
"You can't even buy something of value with 70 jewels!"
"Oi, I said you could buy something nice, not something of Value!"
"Ha! I sense desperation coming from you, Naruto!" Natsu smirked as he sweat-dropped.
Before Naruto could reply, the train stopped moving and Naruto and Natsu remained seated, Natsu would not lose to Naruto!
"Oi, isn't that your stop?" Naruto said, "You should get off now!"
"Nope, I'm staying..."
"I see..." Naruto smiled as he fell to the floor, "You... win... Natsu... I give up... save... yourself!"
Natsu's eyes widened! He then got up and grabbed Naruto by his two feet, he then started walking towards the exit of the train, as he dragged Naruto with him.
"Ha! Don't be stupid... I'll save you too Naruto!" Natsu said as he dragged the blonde.
Naruto... you are awake... I can sense it... when I reach the exit of the train you will probably attack me from behind... it might of worked... but I see right through you! Natsu thought as he smirked.
Just as he had predicted, once he reached the exit of the train, Naruto quickly got up and aimed to punch Natsu's head when Natsu moved out of the way, causing Naruto to fall out of the train!
"HAHA! I WIN NARUTO!" Natsu grinned with pride, "I SAW RIGHT THROUGH YOU!"
"Oi, did you really think you won?!" Naruto smirked as he stood up.
The train started moving... and Natsu's eyes widened.
"The Train has departed, Next stop will be 10 hours from now, so please remain seated, thank you!"
Was heard from inside the train
I-It can't be! I fell for it... he knew all along... he knew I would be here... he knew I would not give up... so he made it seem like he wanted to win in this battle of motion sickness... he acted desperate... he even faked that he gave up... he knew that I knew that he would attack me... I fell for his traps! I thought I had him but I was dancing to his tune!
Natsu had figured it out at last but it was too late!
"Kuku, Dragon Slayers can never win a battle of motion sickness, fool!" Naruto smirked.
"DAMMMMMNNN YOUUUU NARUTTOOOOO!" Natsu yelled as the train was farther and farther away.
Naruto waved while he said with a dark smile:
"Enjoy your ten hour train ride of hell, kuku!"
Note: Short I know! lol and was meant to be a Naruto/Natsu bonding moment but I couldn't help it xD after all Naruto is One Scheming Mother Fucker! What'cha think?!
Btw, next chapter, I'll probably make my own arc instead of having Naruto do Oracion seis arc, it will be an arc on his past, so yeah! What'cha think!?
well hope everyone enjoyed!
Stay Dandy!