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Chapter 32: Switched!

It was a good day for Naruto, nothing to do but sit back and relax without a care in the world, however, his awesome day had just been ruined when he bumped into Natsu Dragneel.

"Watch where you're going!" Natsu told the blonde.

"Oi, do you want a quick visit to the hospital?!" Naruto just said, "I can make that happen!"

"Oh, yeah? Want me to mess up your face, asshole?!"

"Come on, try it, i dare you pinky!" Naruto smirked at the pinkette.

They both glared at each other, blue electricity coming out of Naruto's eyes and red out of Natsu's, you could see how intense their glares were.

However, before anything could be done or said they both saw darkness...

"A-Are you okay, sir?!" Naruto woke up when he felt someone shaking him, what the fuck had happened? He suddenly saw darkness and boom now he was up.

"Uh, yeah, I'm okay..." Naruto spoke, Wait! Why did his voice sound so weird?

"Err, sir, my daughter is a big fan of yours can I... uh, have an autograph for her?!" The same man asked Naruto who blinked. Naruto looked at his hands, these weren't his hands, he then touched his butt! Okay that was not his butt either! He then opened up his pants.

"OKAY THIS REALLY ISN'T MINES!" Naruto yelled as he looked inside his pants, "MINES IS BIGGER! OI, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! WHY DID IT SHRINK?! IS IT BECAUSE I HAVEN'T USED IT IN A WHILE?!"

Naruto looked to his side when he heard someone groaning, his eyes widened when he saw himself! Wait! How could that be him if he was there? Unless, no! It couldn't be!

"S-Sir do you have a mirror?!" Naruto asked the man in front of him, the man handed him a mirror and Naruto's eyes widened. Just as he figured! He was in the body of Natsu Dragneel! So if he was in Natsu's body, then that means Naruto was inside his body, right?

Oi, you gotta be shitting me! T-This must be a d-dream! Y-Yeah a dream! Naruto thought as he watched as Natsu who was in his body was looking at him in shock.

"W-What the hell?!" Natsu yelled, still suprised. Naruto quickly got up, and walked up to Natsu, he picked up Natsu quickly, placed his hand over his mouth and dragged him to an alley.

Oi, it feels like I'm kidnapping myself!

"W-What's going on?!" Natsu asked, "Why do you look like me?! Are you my evil twin?! Are you going to kill me and pass by as me? I won't let you!"

"Oi, you dumbass, it's me!"

"Naruto? W-Why do you look like me?!"

"I don't look like you! I am you, and you're in my fucking body!"

Natsu's eyes widened and he looked at himself, it was true! He was in Naruto's body, "What did you do asshole?!" He glared at Naruto.

"I didn't do anything, Natsumi! I just woke up like this!"

"Yeahhh, riiiight!"

"Oi, like hell I want to be in your body, so gimme back my body!"

"No, you gimme back my body!"

"How about I kill you? Then lets see what happens!"

"If you kill me, that would be like killing yourself!"

Naruto froze, that was true. So then he sighed before he grinned darkly, "Oi, I guess we will have to pretend to be each-other for the time being!" he started walking away.

"Hey! Where are you going?!" Natsu asked him.

"To Fairy Tail, after all I'm Natsu Dragneel, right?!" Natsu didn't link the evil glint on Naruto's eyes. Was that how he looked when he got a evil idea? Natsu couldn't help but wonder.

"I'm going with you!" Natsu stated, "Just to make sure you don't try anything funny!"

Naruto shrugged his shoulders, "Just make sure no one will knows we switched bodies, this should all be over soon, so lets not make such a big deal about it."

"Natsu! I've been looking for you!" Both Naruto and Natsu heard Erza say as they walked into the guild.

"Hi, Erza, what's up?!" Natsu grinned at her.

Erza glared at him, "I was talking to Natsu, not you Naruto!"

Natsu's eyes widened, he had forgotten he was in Naruto's body, "A-Aye!" he said quickly, while Erza turned to Natsu or well Naruto who was Natsu.

"Oi, what the fuck do you want, milk mounds?!" Naruto just asked Erza.

Everyone in the guild got silent. Natsu just started shitting bricks.

T-This bastard! E-Erza is going to kill me! She will make my life a living hell, once I get back into my body! Natsu thought as he watched Erza glare at Naruto.

"What did you say, Natsu?!" Erza glared at Natsu, the dark and threatening glare that always scared him. But this time it wasn't working.

"Oi, are you deaf, woman?!" Naruto asked her, "I said: What the fuck do you want? You called me for something right? If you don't need me i'll be going now!" Naruto started walking away.

EKKK! N-NOW I'M DEAD! E-ERZA IS GONNA K-KILL ME! Natsu thought scared.

"Whoa! I can't believe Natsu just did that!"

"Our little Natsu is growing up!"

"Natsu is man!"

People from Fairy Tail were whispering among themselves. Erza was still in the same spot as before, and then she did something that suprised them all: SHE BLUSHED!

"D-Did she fall for Natsu?!"

"S-She's blushing!"

"Sheeee liiiikees hiiiim!"

T-THIS CAN'T BE! E-ERZA IS BLUSHING! W-WHAT IF SHE FALLS FOR ME?! I-I'LL BE FORCED TO MARRY T-THAT DEMON! I GOTTA DO SOMETHING!

Natsu without thinking walked up to Erza and grabbed both of her hands, "E-Erza, I-I l-l-love you! Ever since I saw you, my cold heart melted like snow, I can't stop thinking about you... you are so beautiful, please be mines!"

Erza stood still, the guild was dead quiet and Natsu was laughing inside his head:

MUAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT NARUTO! IF YOU WANT TO PLAY, I'LL PLAY!

S-SHIT! T-THIS MOTHER FUCKER! I-I'LL REARRAGE HIS FACE, OI! Naruto who was walking away, froze. Seems Natsu was challenging him, two could play it at that!

"N-Naruto just declared his love for Erza, shocking!"

"She's blushing even more than before!"

"Naruto IS MAN!"

Before anything could be done or said Naruto pushed Natsu out of the way, he then got on one knee as he kissed one of Erza's hand, "No! Erza I love you more, marry me?!"

"WHAT?! NOW NATSU DECLARED HIS LOVE FOR ERZA?!"

"NATSU IS MAN!"

"Two men declaring love to a pretty woman, how romantic!"

"I'm jealous of Erza!"

H-He asked her to marry him! In a romanic way too! Erza is a sucker for romantic stuff! S-Shit, I gotta do something quick! Natsu thought as he watched Naruto smirk.

"E-Erza! T-This jerk he has pink hair!" Natsu said as he pointed at Naruto who was in his body, "He's probably a closet gay! What kind of man has pink hair?! Not just t-that but think of your kids! If you plan on having kids with him your kids might end up having the shitty pink-haired gene! THINK OF YOUR KIDS! DO YOU WANT THEM TO SUFFER!?"

"You have a good point, Naruto." Erza nodded and Natsu smirked.

Naruto's eyes widened. He dissed himself! That way Erza wouldn't pick him! Well, I can do that too!

"Oi, Erza, Naruto is a jerk, you know that! He's known as the most heartless man in the world! He's probably just playing with your young heart! He probably just wants to hit it and quit it!" Naruto smirked as he pointed at his body, he could hear Natsu growl.

This bastard! Natsu growled as he glared at Naruto who glared back.

Erza just sighed, "I guess it can't be helped: BOTH OF YOU WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR ME! LIKE IN THOSE ROMANTIC NOVELS! TWO MEN FIGHT FOR THE WOMAN, AND THE WINNER GETS TO MARRY HER!"

"WHAAAAAT?!" Both Naruto and Natsu yelled together.

Before they could protest, Erza handed both a blade, it seemed she was in dream-land! She had been reading too many romantic novels.

T-This bitch is crazy! Naruto thought as he lifted up the blade.

I-I don't want to d-die but I-I don't wanna marry Erza either! Natsu thought as he gulped.

We're screwed! I'm screwed! I can't just kill Natsu, he's in my body! If I kill him I won't be able to return to my body! And I can't let him strike me on purpose or I'll die, shit! I'm screwed!

Naruto thought as he looked at his body, Natsu who was in his body seemed to be shitting bricks.

How would they get out of this mess?!

Note: Damn, It seems Naruto and Natsu switched bodies, not just that but both declared their love for Erza, and NOW THEY HAVE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH LOL NARUTO NEVER GETS A BREAK DOES HE?!

Next chapter I'll reveal how they were switched and all that.

This was meant to last one chappie but meh it'll probably end next chappie.

I hope you enjoyed!