Author's Note: Haha, it seems a lot of you really enjoyed last chapter! Would of updated soon, but I have been feeling lazy, and I am starting to lose inspiration... oh boy! But, anyhoo enjoy this chapter!
Disclaimer: If I did own Naruto or Fairy Tail, I would not be here!
Chapter 33: Date With The Demon?
Natsu was blocking strikes from Naruto who was striking and swinging at him with the blade that Erza had given him, Natsu noticed that Erza was in a dream-like state, she needed to snap out of it!
Natsu flew backwards when Naruto swung the blade once more, he blocked but the power and pressure behind the attack was so strong he flew backwards.
"Hey! Is that really Natsu? It seems he can use a blade? How? He's never used one!"
"Natsu is man!"
"His movements have changed too, it seems Natsu has been training."
Naruto blinked as he heard the Fairies talk among themselves.
"Oi, I'll come out of the closet!" Naruto said as he lowered his blade, "I'm gay for Gray! I have tried hiding how gay I am but it's time I admitted it! I love rainbows, unicorns, and the color pink!"
"NATSU IS NOW JUVIA'S LOVE RIVAL!" Naruto heard Juvia say, as she glared at him.
"NATSU ISN'T MAN!"
"Flame-brain... what the fuck?!"
THIS BASTARD! I-I'LL KILL HIM! I DON'T CARE IF HE'S IN MY BODY! I-I'LL KILL HIM AND THEN JOIN A DARK GUILD, MUAHAHA! Natsu thought, as he growled and charged at Naruto.
"LIKE HELL I'M GA - YOU'RE GAY!" Natsu yelled as he ran towards Naruto and slashed his blade at him, Naruto jumped back, and then he swung his blade and hit Natsu's blade, it shattered into two pieces and Naruto dropped the blade he had on hand to the floor.
"Erza, this is stupid, I'm not crazy enough to kill for you or kill Nats- err Naruto!" Naruto turned to her, causing her to glare at him, "However..." he continued, "Wouldn't it be better if both of us took you out on a date? The one that gives you a better date, you can marry them and make their life a living hell!"
"A DATE?! YOU'RE CRAZY! I RATHER DIE!" Natsu suddenly got up and glared at Naruto in his body.
"I accept that proposal" Erza nodded, then glared at both of them, "Don't think about ditching me either... or there will be severe punishment!"
Naruto and Natsu nodded, "Natsu,, you will come pick me up at 3 today, Naruto you will then pick me up at 6, the better date wins, got it?!"
Both nodded again while thinking.
All I have to do is give Erza a better date than Naruto who's in my body... then she'll choose him in this body while I go back to mines! Natsu thought with a grin, it would be easy right?
Muahaha! All I have to do is fuck up Natsu's date at 3, and then give Erza a good date, which will lead to Natsu getting married to this bitch, muahaha! Naruto was laughing mentally, evil grin on his face.
"Natsu, why are you doing that evil face? You're creeping me out!" Naruto turned to Happy who was flying up to him. Naruto just spoke, "Oi, it's nothing muahahaha!" before Naruto could do anything else, Natsu grabbed him and dragged him to the farthest table in the guild.
"W-What the fuck is your problem?!" Natsu asked the blonde who blinked, "A date with Erza the demon is worse than dying!"
"How bad could it be?!"
"You have no idea!" Naruto looked at Natsu's horrified expression, well it wasn't really Natsu's but his facial expression, due to Natsu being in his body, but damn, he didn't like it one bit.
"Oi, new plan then! We find a way to go back to our own bodies, then we ditch Erza!" Naruto told Natsu the plan, and he nodded, it was better than his plan. "But the problem is... how are we going to switch back?!"
"Levy! We ask Levy, she'd know about this!" Natsu told Naruto who nodded and turned to Mirajane who was passing by.
"Hey, sexy lady!" Naruto called Mira who stopped and looked at him, "Yes? Natsu." She asked Naruto who asked her, "Where is Levy?" Mira looked thoughtful before she replied, "She's probably in the guild's library."
Naruto nodded and said, "After my date with Erza, maybe you and I can go on one too, it must be tiresome working in this guild without a break, how about it baby?"
Mira blushed and spoke, "Oh, my Natsu... seems you're growing up... I'd love to but I can't."
"Suite yourself, baby." Naruto shrugged his shoulder's before he turned back to Natsu.
Natsu is acting strange... it's not like he's even Natsu anymore... Mirajane paused as she looked at Natsu, she looked worried before she decided to walk away.
"Well let's go to the guilds library!" Naruto told Natsu who nodded, they both stood up and Naruto followed Natsu to the guild's library.
Unknown Place.
Igneel was fucking bored, so he decided to do what any bored dragon would do, he decided to have Naruto and Natsu switched bodies, for his own amusement, oops.
"Should I switch them back?" Igneel thought as he watched them through a crystal ball. He shrugged and grinned, "Nah, fuck it, muahaha!"
"I'm starting to see where Naruto got some of his traits..." Igneel turned to see a ball of light, it was Grandeeney. "So this is what the great Igneel does when he's bored?!"
"Hmph! Grandeeney, leave! It's not like you have a saying in the matter, you're a perverted dragon who used to peep on men!" Igneel roared at her.
"THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"
"ONCE IS AN ACCIDENT, 5 TIMES? THEN WHAT'S THAT?!"
"DAMN YOU, IGNEEL! I HATE YOU!" Grandeeney's light vanished, she was gone.
Igneel grinned, time to go back and watch the show, too bad he had no popcorn!
"So let me get this straight... Natsu... you're actually Naruto... and Naruto you're actually Natsu?" Levy asked Naruto and Natsu, both nodded.
"Well..." Levy spoke, "I did read a book about spells once, and there was a spell that switched bodies, it was an ancient spell... hmmm." She looked thoughtful.
"Can you help us or not?!"
Levy sighed, "I'm not sure... I do remeber the book stating a few ways you can go back to normal!"
"What are they?!" Natsu asked her, excitedly.
"One.. the person who casted the spell can reverse it... Two... one of you must kiss your true love before midnight."
"WAIT! WHAT KINDA BULLSHIT IS THIS?!" Naruto yelled, "KISS OUR TRUE LOVE BY MIDNIGHT?! THAT'S THE MOST CLICHE SHIT EVER!"
"There's one more, if i recall... you must kiss the person you switched bodies with on the lips!"
Natsu and Naruto froze.
"LIKE HELL I'LL KISS THIS JERK!"
"OI, I RATHER STAY IN THIS BODY FOR LIFE!"
"ME TOO, WHO'D WANT TO KISS THIS ASSHOLE?!"
"Haha, one of you just has to kiss the person you love most in the world, and both of you will be back to normal!" Levy told them and Natsu turned to Naruto.
"Is there anyone you love, Naruto?"
Naruto blinked and thought about, "Now... that I think about it... no..." that sucked. Was he going to die alone? he thought before he turned to Natsu, "What about you? You're in a guild with smokin hot babes, there must be one you like!"
Natsu shook his head, "I only love Luce's bed!"
"Oi, that's some unhealthy shit right there!"
"Coming from the guy who loves manga to death?! Your pairing for this story is gonna be NarutoXManga!"
"Oh, yeah? You love Lucy's bed so much, you're gonna end up paired with a fuckin bed: NatsumiXBed!"
They glared at each-other and Levy tried calming them down, "Haha! Calm down, there's gotta be a way to get both of you back in your own bodies."
Naruto walked closer to Levy and kissed her pink lips, Levy froze and backed up as her face turned red, "W-Why'd you kiss me?!" Naruto started walking away, "I'm in Natsumi's body, and Natsu must have a crush on someone in this guild..."
"ERR, I Don't think it works that way!" Levy told Naruto who shrugged and continued walking. Levy turned to Natsu who was shocked.
"N-Natsu... Don't worry it'll be alright..."
Natsu looked at her and smiled, "Naruto called me Natsu... he rarely calls me that... He's starting to accept me, I'm just glad!" Natsu grinned before he walked after Naruto.
Naruto was currently heading towards Cana, he walked up to her and kissed her lips, Cana shrugged and kissed him back, he pulled away after a few minutes, he was still in Natsu's body. He then walked over to Juvia who was fan-girling over Gray.
"JUVIA'S LOVE RIVAL IS TRYING TO SEDUCE MY GRAY-" Juvia was interrupted when Naruto smashed his lips againsts hers, Juvia froze then punched him, he flew a few steps back and noticed that Gray was glaring at him.
"Flame-brain, why the fuck did you do that?!"
"Oi, because I can 1 dollar stripper!" Naruto smirked at the shirtless Gray, "Jealous?"
"LIKE HELL I AM!"
Naruto swung his fist and punched Gray's jaw, he flew back and Naruto spoke, "Then shut the fuck up, Juvia loves your ass and you don't seem to want anything to do with her, so unless you do want her then show it!" Naruto began walking away, he walked over to Evergreen and started kissing her lips, she started making out back with him, and after a minute of kissing both pulled away.
"I'll teach you a few things if you follow me, Natsu," Evergreen smirked at him.
"I'm sure you would, but I wouldn't be able to please you with my small member, plus I'm Gay for Gray so yeah," Naruto said before he walked towards Mira.
SLAP!
Mirajane was crying, and not just that she had slapped Naruto.
"N-Natsu... what's gotten into you? Y-You're acting different!"
Before Naruto could say anything Erza walking into the guild in a fancy red dress, "NATSU! I COME INTO THE GUILD TO SEE YOU NOT READY FOR OUR DATE BUT NOT JUST THAT, YOU MADE MIRAJANE CRY?! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!"
"Hahaha! Sucks to be you!" Naruto turned to see Natsu laughing, so Naruto did what any man would do, he quickly ran to Natsu and kissed his lips, well not his lips but his own lips, but you get the point right? Anyways, he quickly kissed his lips and head-butted him causing him to go flying backwards...
"D-Did Natsu just kiss Naruto?!"
"Nah. He head-butted him!"
"Yeah, one hell of a head-butt!"
Naruto blinked, he was back in his body, and he was down on the floor he looked at Natsu who looked confused and then scared as Erza rushed to him and grabbed him by his scarf.
"YOU'RE GOING TO BE PUNISHED, THEN YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME ON A DATE, NATSU!"
Natsu gulped as Erza dragged him out of the guild, he looked at Naruto who smirked, "YOU'RE RIGHT, IT DOES SUCKS TO BE YOU!"
"SCREW YOUUUU NARUTTTTOOOO!" Natsu yelled as Erza and him left the guild.
Note: I feel as if this chapter was fucking horrible... I suddenly just lost inspiration to keep writing both of my stories :/ so I kinda forced me to write... I didn't even know where to end it, so I ended it there. This Arc is over... so yeah. If you enjoyed good! But if you didn't sorry.
Next chapter I'll start Edolas Arc, I actually kinda forgot how that arc went. So i am gonna rewatch the Edolas episodes, and who knows when that'll be and how long it'll take me but not just that I seem to have ran out of juice for both this story and Irresponsible Master Naruto... so i might take a break from writing both stories.
So until next time, Hopefully soon.
Deuces.