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Chapter 35: Edolas.
It was a day later after Naruto and Gildarts had their little reunion. The day before it was sunny, but today it was just raining and if you looked up at the sky you'd see some weird looking clouds, hell, you didn't have to be a weather reporter or scientist to figure out, the clouds weren't freaking normal.
Naruto was walking in the rain, he was holdng a orange unbrella to prevent the rain from hitting him. The blonde got an urge to go eat some Ice-cream at some local Ice-cream shop that he had passed by a few times in the past, hence why he was walking in the rain.
"Oi, where is that Ice-cream shop again?!" Naruto asked himself as he looked around, but couldn't find it. He kept looking around, but then slowed down when he saw a blue-haired man that look awfully familar talking to a younger ten year old girl, she had a Fairy Tail guild mark, and a white cat was besides her.
"I gotta warn them!" Naruto saw as she suddenly started running away from the man.
"Oi, you shouldn't let your little sister run in the rain like that, blueberry," Naruto told the blue-haired man named Mystogan, Naruto stopped walking when he was besides him, Mystogan's eyes widened as he looked at Naruto.
This guy looks like that one Jellal dude... but they don't smell the same nor do they seem to have the same magic, it must be his twin brother or something. Naruto thought, as he blinked.
"We finally meet," Mystogan, smiled at Naruto, "I've heard a lot about you, It's a pleasure to meet you!" Naruto blinked, that was quite odd.
"Here, take this pill," Naruto blinked, once again when Jellal opened his palm to reveal a pill. "Oi, as if I'll take a pill given to me by a -"
Mystogan just shoved the pillow in Naruto's mouth as the blonde spoke, causing him to cough, "YOU BASTARD! I SWALLOWED IT!" he tried coughing it out but couldn't, "What was the pill for any-" Naruto stopped talking when he no longer saw Mystogan, "The fuck?!"he looked around but couldn't find him or sense him.
Naruto decided to shrug it off, and started walking, but as he walked he noticed weird shit happening. First he noticed buildings were disappearing, the swirling cloud up in the sky seemed to be sucking up the buildings, he even saw random bubbles.
"Oiiiii, W-What the hell is going on?!" Naruto, was honestly freaking out, "T-The buildings! W-Where are they disappearing to? W-Wait, what if the buildings are ghost buildings?!" The blonde shook his head, "N-No, this must be the pill blueberry gave me! Y-Yes! I must be high or something!"
The blonde closed his eyes, and took a few deep breaths before opening his eyes, to see nothing! Everything was a freaking wasteland, only bubbles floated in the air. Where was everything? He decided to keep walking, and as he walked he heard sobbings.
"F-Fairy Tail... n-no this can't be!" Naruto heard as he walked closer to the crying, at last he reached to the source of the crying to see the blue haired girl from earlier.
"Hmph, Wendy, don't cry! It will be okay!" Naruto heard the white cat besides her say.
"Err, what the fuck is this?" Naruto asked, causing them to turn back and look at him.
"T-There's someone left!" Wendy brightened up when she saw Naruto, "W-Wait, aren't you Natsu's brother?" Wendy asked the blonde.
Naruto nodded, "He's my bitch, muahaha!" as he dropped to the floor and sat down, "What's going on? It was his turn to ask a question!"
"As if we know!" Carla snapped at the blonde.
"Oi, you look like a know it all bitch, I bet you do know!" Naruto, said in a matter of fact tone causing her eyes to widened.
"Hmph!" Carla looked away.
Before anything else could be done or said, Naruto and Wendy saw something coming out of the sand, Wendy jumped back, "W-What's that?!" Naruto quickly jumped up, "I-It could be a zombie!" he walked up to the thing coming out of the sand, and he stomped on it.
"DIE!" Naruto said as he stomped on it, Wendy quickly hid behind the blonde as he stomped on the 'Zombie' trying to get up.
"Hey! It's me Natsu!" Naruto, stopped when he heard Natsu's voice.
"Oi, it's a wild Natsu, kill it!" Naruto continued stomping, while Carla and Wendy sweat-dropped.
At last Naruto stopped as Natsu got out of the sand, followed by Happy. Natsu glared at the blonde, who ignored the glares.
"W-Where is Fairy Tail?" Natsu asked Wendy and Carla.
"I-It disappeared!" Wendy replied, with sadness, "The clouds, sucked it up."
"WHAAAT?!" Natsu and Happy yelled.
"It was Anima," They all turned to Carla who looked at the sand, "Edolas... the other world... they sucked up everything..."
"Anima? Edolas?" Happy asked her, she growled and glared at him, "You should know, he-cat! Y-You and I are from Edolas!"
"Huh?! Happy was born here in Earthland..." Natsu stated, "I found him, when he was in a egg!"
Wendy nodded, "Yeah, you too Carla, you were in a egg when I found you."
Carla shook her head, "We were sent here from Edolas... you should know he-cat, it was engraved into us...unto our memories, you should know everything!"
Happy looked down on the sand, and spoke, "I... I don't know anything... Carla... what am I? Who am I?" Happy asked her as he looked down in sadness.
"Hmph!" She just looked away, she was annoyed by him, this only caused Happy to look sadder.
"Oi, who gives a fuck!" They all turned to Naruto, "You're Happy from Fairy Tail, right? That's who you are, so who cares if you don't know anything, stupid furball!"
Happy's eyes widened, "Aye! You're right! I'm Natsu's partner: Happy!"
Natsu grinned at this, and they both fist-bumped.
Carla looked at Naruto in surprise before she shrugged her shoulders, Naruto then spoke, "Well, I'm going to this Edolas place, I bet they have hot-springs, and hot babes!" He blazed both of his feet with fire and then jumped in the air, only to use his blazed-feet as boosters. He flew towards Anima, causing Carla to growl, "You stupid human, what are you doing?!"
The blonde ignored her, which caused her to growl, "Let's go after him!" She quickly grabbed Wendy and took off after the blonde, Happy just copied her.
Edolas was a beautiful place. Naruto looked at everything, there were floating lands, odd looking birds, everything just looked different. "Human! What do you think you're doing?! Going off on your own?!" Naruto looked back to see Wendy and Natsu with their Exceed Partners.
"Oi, what does it look like I'm doing, furball?!"
"Do you even know what you're doing, stupid human?!"
"Yeah, I'm talking to an annoying furball," Naruto replied to Carla, causing her to glare at him. "IF WE GET CAUGHT IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT! WHY DID YOU TAKE OFF ON YOUR OWN?!"
Naruto blinked, "Oi, I'm not part of your little groupie, if you get caught it'll be your fault for following me, I didn't tell you to come after me, so stop your bitching, and what cats do best: SHIT, SLEEP, AND NOT TALK!"
Carla was about to speak when her wings and Happy's wings just vanished, causing Natsu and Wendy to fall with them towards the forest...
"Good thing this thing was here to pillow our landing, "Wendy sighed in relief, as she got up from a bouncy looking thing.
"I wonder if it tastes good," Natsu commented.
"We can't use magic here like in Earthland," Carla stated, getting their attention, "The supply here is limited, so we have to be careful." She looked up at the sky to see Naruto still flying.
How is he able to use magic? Carla thought, as the blonde vanished from sight...
"W-Will Naruto be okay?" Wendy asked with worry.
"Hmph, he'll be fine!" Carla shrugged, she honestly didn't care what happened to the blonde, he annoyed her more than Happy and Natsu. After that, they jumped off of the thing they had landed on, and they walked deeper inside the forest.
Naruto was flying above the forest, there was nothing but forest, he looked around, trying to see if he could find a village or something, he kept looking until he see a young couple walking in the forest so he headed towards them.
"Oi, is there a village around here or something?" Naruto asked, the couple once he landed not far away from they, they froze at the sight of him and bowed.
"N-No, sir, s-sorry!" Both replied, quickly.
"Oi, what's with the bowing crap?" Naruto, raised his right eyebrow.
They didn't reply so Naruto decided to just walk away, he looked around as he walked. All he saw was trees, more trees, a pumpkin, trees, tress, Fairy Tail, trees, WAIT - FAIRY TAIL?! The blonde stopped and looked at Fairy Tail, well it wasn't the Fairy Tail he knew back in Earthland, he could sense people inside so he decided to walk towards the guild.
The blonde opened the doors to the guild, and to the untrained eye, everyone in the guild would look pretty much like the Fairy Tail members from Earth-Land, however, Naruto knew something was off. Why? Well, Gray looked fat and bloated, Wendy had boobs, Cana had a lot of clothes on, Elfman looked like a whiny bitch.
"N-Naruto, I-Is that you?!" Naruto, turned to see Mirajane shocked.
The guild stayed silent.
"W-We t-thought you were dead!" Lucy, or someone that looked like Lucy said, before she charged at the blonde, she was about to put him in a head lock, but Naruto ducked, and then turned to her, he looked at her boobs and nodded, "Mhm, these look bigger." He poked one, causing Edolas Lucy to turn red, "LUCY'S HELL PUNCH!" She quickly punched him and he fell back.
"YOU RETURN TO THE GUILD AFTER WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD, AND THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS POKE MY BOOB?!"
"Oi, are you not satisfied? Would you perfer to make out?" Naruto smirked.
"AS IF!" The blonde snapped at Naruto. She charged at Naruto and the blonde expected for her to punch him but instead she hugged him, "Don't leave us, ever." She whispered.
W-What's going on here?! Naruto thought, he was confused.
"Hmph, Idiot, You're in Edolas, the people in this guild aren't the people you are familar with back in Earth-land, these are like counterparts, the Lucy that's hugging you is not the Lucy you know." Kurama told the blonde.
"Oi, I thought you left my body, hadn't heard from you in a while!"
"Hmph!"
Naruto looked at Lucy who was hugging him, and he pulled away, causing her to look confuse, not just that but everyone else looked at him in confusion.
"W-What are you doing? DO YOU NOT LIKE MY HUGS?! WOULD YOU RATHER I BEAT YOU TO A PULP?!" Lucy smirked evilly, and Naruto just shrugged his shoulders, "I'm not the Naruto you know."
"Huh?" Everyone looked confused.
"Of course you are, buddy!" Gray appeared besides Naruto, "You never change!" Gray grinned, "Still trying to pull pranks on us!"
"Hahah! Nice one Naruto but we won't fall for that!" Jet grinned.
"Oi, I'm not joking, I'm from Earthland, bitches!" Naruto told them, causing them to freeze. "Everything in Earthland just vanished, so I came here."
"Y-You aren't joking, are you?" Lucy Ashley stuttered, she looked down in saddness, "Too bad..."
"I knew it was too good to be true," Droy sighed, as he sat down.
Naruto was about to speak when the guild doors burst opened once more to reveal Team Natsu, "Naruto!" Natsu and Wendy's eyes widened when they saw Naruto.
"Lemme guess, those two are from Earhland too?" Lucy asked Naruto who nodded, "Muahah, let's see if Earthland Natsu is the same like our Natsu: LUCY HEAD LOCK!" Naruto heard her say as she ran towards Natsu.
"Hey, Cana-baby, wanna have a drink?" Naruto, walked towards Cana and sat down besides her. She shook her head, "Drinking is bad!"
"A little sip wouldn't hurt ya know," Naruto got a sake bottle, and crammed it down her throat, Cana gulped it all down and nodded, "YOU'RE RIGHT! MORE BOOZE!" Naruto grinned and gave her another bottle which she quickly drank and then smashed the bottle down on his head.
"OI, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM BITCH?!"
"BRING ME MORE BOOZE!"
"LIKE HELL I WILL, BITCH!"
"DIE!" Cana picked up Naruto and threw him across the room causing him to crash down on a table. Cana was one strong babe.
"Y-You gave her booze?!" Jet asked Naruto who nodded, "W-We're dead!" Jet continued.
"Yeah! When Cana drinks she loses control! She gets angry, she turns violent, and gets the urge to fuck anything that moves!" Droy stuttered, scared.
"Jet.. Droy...lets have a little fun," Cana walked towards them, smirking seductivly.
"EEEK! RUN!" Droy and Jet yelled as they ran, Edo Cana growled and turned to Naruto, "DIE!" She threw a chair at the blonde, "OI, WHY'D YOU THROW A CHAIR AT ME BITCH?!"
"I hate you for dying!"
"I'm not dead, I haven't died! You're talking to the wrong Naruto!"
"Edo Naruto had a big one," Cana smirked as she walked towards Naruto, "Lets see how big yours is," Naruto quickly got up and did what any man would do.
He ran like a bitch.
"Oiiii, wait for meee!" The blonde ran after Droy and Jet.
With the arrival of Naruto the guild had gone into total chaos, half of the guild was already destroyed. Cana was being very violent and throwing bottles at Naruto who was dodging them, Jet and Droy were trying to calm her down, there was also a few brawls here and there.
However, that all stopped when someone yelled, "THE FAIRY HUNTER IS HERE! WE GOTTA RUN!" and in the blink of a second everyone started to panic.
"LEVY! GET US OUT OF HERE!"
"I'M ON IT!"
Naruto felt like puking the moment he felt the guild start shaking, and then everything looked like if it was fading away, "Oi, I'm turning into a ghost!" Naruto stated as he looked as his see-through hand.
"I'M TIRED OFFFF RUUNING AWAYYY FROM THAA FAIRY HUUUNTER!" Drunken, pissed Edo Cana growled as she ran towards the guild exit, "I'm gonna destroy herrrr!"
Naruto quickly went after her, only to trip on a bottle, causing him to fly foward, he landed on top of Cana, his lips on her lips, his right hand on her right breast, she quickly kicked him off, "Fuck outta me, shithead!" Naruto flew out of the guild... and then it vanished.
"Oi, that stupid bitch!" Naruto growled as he got up, and dusted himself. He turned around when he saw Erza? No, Edo Erza, and she was on top of a Dragon like thing. She looked at him in surprise but then she smirked.
"Well, isn't this interesting," Naruto looked to his side to see a man in armor.
"Sugar boy, what the fuck are you doing here?!" Edo Erza glared at him.
"I came to help you, after all, these Fairies keep running away from you, "The man replied with a smirk, "It seems the king's plan was a success if he's here." Sugar-boy pointed at Naruto.
"Hmph, what happened to Fairy Tail from the other world?" Erza asked the man.
"They are inside the giant Lacrima."
Erza smirked, "Lovely."
"Hehe, what should we do with him?" Sugar boy pointed at the blonde.
"Take him to the king, after all the king wants to meet him badly," Erza smirked.
"Oi, who said I wanted to meet your king?!" Naruto questioned her.
"You have no choice!" Edo Erza snapped at the blonde.
"Well, I refuse!" Naruto stated, as Erza jumped out of the dragon-like thing she was on, and she swung her weapon at the blonde who dodged.
"Fire King's Dragon Roar!" Naruto then yelled, a beam of blue fire missed Edo Erza by an inch, she looked stunned and she stumbled back and fell to the floor.
"Oi, I missed that on purpose, next attack I won't so suck it bitch, muahaha!" Naruto laughed darkly, as Erza stood up, and growled, too bad she couldn't kill him. The blonde then jumped and landed on top of the thing Erza was riding.
"Oi, come on lets go meet this king of yours!" Naruto grinned darkly. The only reason he decided to go was because Kings were rich, and lived in huge cities, cities had food and Manga, and the blonde was hungry.
"Hmph!" Erza growled, knowing why he had attacked her, and it pissed her off. But she nodded, she would take him to the king.
The blonde was impressed, the Royal City was a lot bigger than he expected. Currently he was Inside the King's palace, he stood beside Edo Erza as they walked, she seemed annoyed by it but didn't say anything.
They walked in silence, and then at last they reached a room, there was a chair and it was turned around, but the blonde could see someone, well part of them.
Erza bowed, "My King, I brought him here as you ordered!"
"Kuku, excellent!" The king spoke, "You may leave, now!"
"Are you sure?"
"Leave!"
Erza nodded and got up as she walked away, Naruto stood still, the king stood up and spoke, "I've been wanting to meet you for some time now, Naruto Uzumaki!"
Naruto stayed silent, however his eyes widened when the king turned around, and took off the hood that was over his head. Naruto was staring at his Edolas counterpart self, who happened to be the King of Edolas.
"Kuku, we meet at last Naruto Uzumaki, my counterpart self!" Edo Naruto grinned.
Naruto stayed silent before he yelled, "Oiiiii, THIS ISN'T FAIR! YOU'RE A KING! I'M SOOO JELLY! I THE MAIN CHARACTER SHOULD BE KING! YOU MUST DIE NOW, AND I'LL BE KING, MUAHAHA!"
Naruto charged at Edo Naruto. Jealous that his counter-part was a freaking king!
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