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Chapter 37: Reality Of Manga; Strawberry Milk!
Naruto - err King Naruto was chilling like a boss on his freaking throne! You know? Drinking some yummy strawberry milk, while he read the latest issue of Jump Manga! On the floor below him was none other than Edo Erza, she was on her knee's and palms. The blonde was using her as table, his feet were currently rested on her back.
Edo Erza was getting angry, "What the fuck do you think I am? A fucking work horse?!" Erza asked the blonde, after a while of silence, the blonde for a while now had been acting pretty strange to her, yes, Edo Erza hadn't figured out Naruto wasn't the Naruto from Edolas.
"Oi, you're more like a cow with those tits of yours, so shhh Milk-chan, cows don't talk!" Naruto replied, after flipping the page to the manga he was reading.
"Grr, why you little - who the fuck do you think I am?!" Edo Erza, growled at the blonde. The Naruto she knew was an ass, but not this much of an ass!
"Oi, is that a way to talk to your king?" Naruto questioned her, before he handed her his manga, Edo Erza blinked, and took it while the blonde spoke, "Women are like Manga, they are more appealing if they are mysterious, so shhh shh Erza, baby!"
Edo Erza's right eye-brow twitched as she got the urge to beat the bloody pulp out of the blonde. Before she could say anything a young girl ran into the room.
"Your highness! Your Highness! I got news for you!" The young girl said excitedly, as she ran up and down in a weird way.
"Hmph! I'll take my leave." Edo Erza, spoke as she got up, and walked away, she didn't want to pry into a conversation with the King and his messenger.
"Later, cow-chan!" Naruto, waved at her, the red-head only growled at the insult, nickname, the blonde had given her.
Naruto then turned to the little girl whose name was Coco, she was pretty much a messenger, she bowed slightly and spoke, "Naruto-sama, the magic power from that giant Lacrima can be extracted in three days from now, the magic should last us all around ten years!"
"Oi, is that so?" Naruto looked thoughtful, or pretended to, anyways.
"Yes, your highness!" Coco, nodded repeatedly.
"I guess it can't be helped then," The blonde shrugged his shoulders.
"W-What?" Coco, looked surprised, "Don't you want more limitless power?!"
"Oi, wanting to get more power is such hardwork, a good king is supposed to relax!"
"B-But, after ten years, if we don't get more magic power, the kingdom will collapse!"
"Good! If a kingdom falls because of something as trival as magic power, then it should collapse!" Naruto stated, clearly not giving a damn about Edolas, "Now, if you excuse me I'm doing some king-like shit up in this throne!"
"THERE'S NOTHING KING-LIKE ABOUT DRINKING STRAWBERRY MILK AND READING MANGA!" Coco pouted, as she jumped up and down.
"Oi, too the untrained eye, it looks like I'm reading Manga and drinking strawberry milk!" Naruto stated in a matter of fact tone, "But in reality..."
The blonde pulled out a porn magazine from inside the manga, and he showed Coco the inside of the carton of strawberry milk he was drinking, to instead of revealing strawberry milk, he was drinking Vodka.
"IN REALITY I'M DRINKING VODKA AND ENJOYING THIS PORN MAG!"
"THAT'S EVEN WORSE, YOUR HIGHNESS!"
"Oi, brat, why don't you go play with your little dolls, instead of being annoying!" Naruto, just ignored her comment.
"I don't need to play with dolls, I'm an adult!" Coco, jumped up and down, while waving her arms, and hands, repeatedly.
"Yeah? And I have a pet T-Rex!" Naruto, said sarcastically.
"You're such a jerk!" Coco, stated as she ran off, the blonde blinked, and went back to reading his adult magazine.
Not long after, that a creepy old man walked into the room, the blonde was in. The old man smirked evilly, and he looked like he had been dropped multiple times at birth.
"Naruto-sama, your father wants to speak to you!" Byro, the old man, told the blonde.
My counterpart self's dad must be alive! I wonder who he is! Naruto thought, as stood up.
"Lead the way, creepy old man!" Naruto, said as Byro growled but said nothing.
Naruto walked into a huge room, to see Sugar Boy, Edo Erza, A fucking cat, a dude with a patch of white hair on one of his bangs, the blonde blinked when he saw Edo Naruto's dad AKA the previous King of Edolas.
"Oi, I can't believe a thing like you reproduced!" Naruto, told Faust, who growled when he heard Naruto say that about him, the blonde continued, "Oi, I bet the only reason you ever got some was because you were king!"
"Naruto! Be more respectful to your father!" Edo Erza, growled at the blonde, "He's dying!"
Naruto just picked his nose, as he went back to reading his adult magazine, not caring that Faust was kicking the bucket.
T-This guy.. he's starting to get on my nerves! He's not usually this much of a freaking prick, he used to show at least emotion... but now... Edo Erza, thought as she looked at Naruto.
Faust began to speak, "I... I can sense my time is coming to an end... so I have called... all of you here... one last time..." the old man gasped for air before he continued, "I wanted to live to see you Naruto my son... become a greater king than me... I however... do regret one thing... and that was to brainwash you with spells to... turn you like.. this... so Byro... I want you to release Naruto from the brainwashing spells we placed on him..."
It seems blueberry was right! My counterself was brain-washed by these old fucks! Naruto thought, as he flipped the page to his adult magazine so casually.
"You have no shame, do you?" Nauto, turned and looked at Sugar Boy who spoke, "Flipping through an adult mag, while your father is giving a sentimental speech?!" he looked pissed.
"Oi, I always keep it classy!" Naruto smirked before he spoke, "You're just jealous, huh? You want to take a peak, huh? Well, TAKE A FUCKING PEAK!" Naruto smashed the mag against Sugar Boy's face, then turned to Faust.
"Naruto..."
"Save it, Dumbledore!" Naruto silenced him, "What kind of bullshit are you babbling about while on your death-bed?! Save it, cause frankly I don't give a fuck! Here, have some Vodka!" Naruto placed his carton of strawberry milk with Vodka inside, on the old man's hand, "You need it more than me!"
"Dumbledore? HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS, BRAT?!" Faust growled at the blonde, "AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU?!"
"Oi, what are you gonna do about it, old man?!" Naruto smirked, darkly.
"I-I'll kill you, you ungrateful brat!"
"You already have one foot in the coffin, How about I help you put the other one in?!" Naruto, said as he flipped off Edo Naruto's dad, causing him to growl.
"Die, brat!"
"Eat shit, old man!"
"I made you, I can destroy you!"
"Oh, yeah? Vanish from this world that not even a single hair of hair of yours remains in this world, Dumbledore, and while you're at it disappear from my memory, and everyone's memory that you ever made a connection with!"
"W-Why you little -"
"That's enough!" Edo Erza, snapped out of nowhere. "Let's move on, because we're just wasting time!"
"I agree," Naruto nodded, as he walked toward the exit of the room, "I have better things to do than to listen to an old man's dying words!" The blonde walked out of the room, leaving them all pissed, silent or growling.
The blonde decided to take a walk around the Royal City, it didn't seem much different from Magnolia, the people of Edolas seemed to be more advanced in technology. The blonde continued walking but stopped when he heard two royal guards talking.
"I hate the king, he's such an asshole! I was eating some strawberry cheesecake and he snatched it from me, If I got the chance, I'd kill him!"
"Yeah, Faust was a better King!"
"Kuku, hello ladies, so you want to kill me?!" Both Royal guards froze, and turned around to see Naruto, he was smirking sadistically.
"I-I was just joking, King-Sama!"
"Kuku, of course you were!" Naruto, cracked his knuckles.
"D-Don't kill us please!"
"Oh, I won't kill you... I'll MAKE YOU GROVEL IN FEAR BEFORE ME, KUKUKU!" Naruto, laughed evilly, as he was getting ready to punch both of them.
"H-Here! Take these tickets! I was going to take my w-wife to see 50 Shades Of Magic, the new romantic movie that just came out, b-but you can take Erza with you!" One of the Guards stuttered, as he handed the blonde two tickets.
"Huh? Erza?" Naruto blinked, as he accepted the tickets.
"Y-Yes! She has a thing for you, you know? D-Don't you have a thing for her as well?!"
"Eh? Like hell I do!" Naruto said, as he walked away. It seemed Edo Naruto and Edo Erza had a thing for each-other, how interesting, right?
The Fire Dragon Slayer continued walking, and as he turned the corner to the street, he saw some trash on fire, someone must of been trying to pull a prank.
"O-Oi, Oi, F-FIRE!" Naruto yelled in panic, "I-I gotta put it out! But how?!" It seemed the blonde had forgotten he was a Fire Dragon Slayer, that could eat flames.
The blonde got an awesome Idea, "I'll light the fire out, by shooting magical water at it, with my magical holy water gun!" the blonde said as he unzipped his pants, whipped out his magical water gun and started peeing on the fire.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Naruto turned his head to the left to see a blushing Edo Erza.
"Oi, I'm putting out this fire by using my 'holy water' on it, "Naruto, replied casually as if it was the most normal thing to do in the world.
"MORE LIKE 'UNHOLY WATER!' PUT T-THAT THING AWAY! PEOPLE ARE LOOKING!" Erza yelled, at the blonde who turned his head to see people whispering, and covering their kid's eyes.
"T-That's the king! What is he doing?!"
"Cover your eyes, darling!"
"Yummy, he's quite big, mhmm!"
"This is a huge sin, a king shouldn't be acting like this!" Edo Erza, told the blonde.
"Oi, I'm the type of great king, that puts out fires with my "holy magical water gun" I'm sinless!" Naruto stated, as he kept peeing at the fire.
"J-Just put that thing away!
"Oh? Why? Like what you see?" Naruto smirked, at the blushing red-head.
"N-No, of course not!" Edo Erza replied quickly, "That thing wouldn't be able to please me at all!"
"Oi, the dual-equipped, ultra mega beam cannon in my pants wouldn't fit you, and If it did you'd be moaning for me to keep giving it to you!" Naruto just smirked, as Erza crossed her hands. Before she could say anything her eyes widened as she looked at the fire, the blonde was trying to put out. it was getting bigger and bigger.
"What is the thing glowing in the fire?" Naruto asked, as he kept peeing.
"Electrical Batteries!"
"Oh, shit!"
There was an explosion, as Naruto quickly jumped back, he quickly grabbed Edo Erza's hand and began to run away with her, Erza looked back to see the building next to the fire, now in flames.
"WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY, A KING SHOULDN'T BE RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS PROBLEMS?!" Naruto, heard Erza ask, as they ran.
"OI, SCREW THAT! LEAVE IT TO THE ROYAL ARMY!"
"YOU'RE A GREAT KING MY ASS!"
"I TRIED PUTTING OUT THE FIRE, IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!"
"THESE PEOPLE SEE YOU AS HERO, YOU'LL JUST RUN AWAY?!"
"Oi, walk away from hero-like acts, don't get involve unless there's benefits, that is my motto! My way of life!" Naruto, stated as he both slowed down.
"Hmph!" Was Erza's only reply, as they continued to walk.
W-We're holding h-hands! H-His hand's are so warm! Edo Erza thought, as she looked down to see her and Naruto's hand wrapped around together. D-Do we look like a couple? She continued to think, in the world of Edolas, sometimes you couldn't think about being a couple, or dating, or looking pretty, especally if you had a job like hers.
They continued walking into Naruto stopped in front of a movie theater, Edo Erza looked at him and raised one of her eye-brows, "What are you doing?"
"We're going to watch 50 Shades of Magic, I heard it was a good romanic movie!"
"EWW! LIKE HELL, I'M WATCHING THAT!"
"Oi, yes you are!"
"N-No, I'm not!" She crossed her arms.
"Hehe," Naruto just laughed, "I bet you're one of those chicks that's tough on the outside, but tender like a piece of chicken on the inside!"
Edo Erza froze at this and the blonde continued, "It's good to sit back, and relax from time to time, ya know!" he walked inside the movie theater, and Edo Erza couldn't help but follow him.
They both sat down next to each-other, as the movie was about to start. Edo Erza looked around to see couples only, and she couldn't help but blush slightly, "Err... Is this a date?" She asked the blonde who looked at the giant screen.
"Sure, why not?" Was the blonde's only reply.
S-So if this is a date, w-what am I supposed to do?! I've never really been on a date! Edo Erza, thought as the movie started, she decided to worry about that later.
Five minutes into the movie, Erza and Naruto froze.. The two main characters in the movie were already having hot, steamy sex!
"Ohhh... Neji, give me moreee!" The woman in the movie moaned, "Yesss, like thaaat! Ahhh don't stop! That's the spot!"
Naruto's and Erza's eyes widened as wide as saucers!
"OI, WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS? I EXPECTED SOME ROMANCE! THERE'S NO ROMANCE IN THAT!" Naruto yelled, as he stood up. Erza was about to speak when they both heard moans all around them.
Both turned around to see a woman riding a man, then they turned to see a man eating out a woman, both froze, it seemed people had come to watch a movie and fuck each-other.
"Oi, what is this shit?!"
"I-Is this what's supposed to happen on dates?!" Edo Erza just asked.
"You're suprising innocent, what the fuck?!" Naruto, just blinked as he sat down, "And yes, muaha, so get on your knees and -"
"I don't plan on doing any of that!" Edo Erza cut him off, as they turned to the screen, "However, I'll give you this!" Naruto felt her grab his head, and she turned it. The blonde then felt her soft, warm lips against his own, before she quickly pulled away, she then placed her head on his shoulder, the blonde could only blink, as shrugged an continued watching the movie.
However, as he watched the movie, he didn't notice, but Edo Erza had a slight evil smirk on her lips.
Note: Sigh, I wanted to get to the Speech part, but I'm heading out soon. This chapter was meant to ya know give info on Faust, Edo Naruto, and such, like what will Naruto do about his brainwashed counterself? some scenes with Naruto and Edo Erza! Damn, I feel as If this arc is taking forever to finish, LOLOL!
BUT WORRY NOT NEXT CHAPPIE, NARUTO DOES HIS SPEECH, AND MORE CRAP HAPPENS!
SO WITH FURTHER ADO
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