Yo im back. It's going to start taking me a lil longer to post because im like 16 and have school. Plus this is not my computer; this is a friend's computer soo till I get my new one its going to take longer. Also I read all the stuff yall sent me and I understand. The only reason the chapters aren't longer is because I am really lazy. I can do it, I just never feel like it. But I'll try to make them at least 2500 words. That's double so I think that is pretty good. Oh and by the way the guns are ebony and ivory and he will use them a good amount.

The village hidden in the leafs

The village was quiet on a cool June day. It was around 3 in the afternoon. The gate guards were playing cards like they do every day since nothing ever happens

"So what you going to do man" one said as he had looked at his hand

The other chunin was sweating now. He had his rent money at risk in this game. "Ok…. I'll call what you got" he said as he was ready.

He was about to put his hand down when he saw something coming towards the hate. He looked at his partner and said "wait we'll finish this after we check out who is come here from down the road" he said pointing to the 2 figures coming towards the gate.

As they got closer the guards got a chance to scan them over, first was a boy. He was 5'4 which was tall for his age, he look like he was no more than 12 years old. He had on black steel toed boots, black cargo pants with lots of pockets, and a fish net shirt so you could see his chest. He also had a black and orange vest that was open and sleeveless. He had a dog tag with the number 9 on it. He also had some weird metal things in the back of his pants. He had sun kiss blond hair with 3 marks on each side of his face.

The other was a female who looked to be about the same age as the boy. She was in a blood red tank top that showed off her flat stomach. She also had on a nice short black skirt with a slit on both sides for movement. She had on black shorts under skirt and black combat boots like the boy next to her. She was shorter than the boy by an inch or 2. She had pale skin compared to the boy next to her. She had Red hair that went to her mid back. But what caught there eye was her eyes. She had gold eyes that looked like they reflected the sun itself, contrast to the boy who had ocean blue eyes that looked like they could see into your soul.

They finally came up to the gate and notice the boy had to plug things in his ears and was singing stuff they had never heard and the girl was going her nails.

Naruto didn't see them or know he was at the gate yet so he kept singing " I told her take dong off, she said she wearing none. I asked who that pussy for? She said racism. She said I love you. I said go on take this dick, She treat me like im god and tell her man she atheist" He sang. The men had a blush on the face and kurama had a slight nose bleed thinking of naruto saying that to her when they do it there first time.

She then hit him in the arm to let him know that they were there.

"Who are you two" one of the men asked as he got his blush under control

Naruto who had just taken out his headphones said "I'm naruto and this is my girl kurama. We are here to set up here in this village" he heard kurama huff, him knowing it was because she didn't want to stay

Both men looked at him and said " you will have to talk to the hokage about that. I say the hokage because you dress like you have had some type of training." He said looking them over

Kurama then spoke "Where would we find him then." She asked even if they already knew.

One then said "At the hokage tower, it's the really big one, can't miss it."

"Ok thanks" they both said as they walked to the hokage tower leaving the two men. "What a nice young couple. They were nice"

"Yeah, though I do want to know what the blond was listening to. It sounds good." The other man said as they went back to their card game.

With naruto and kurama

They were both walking to the hokage tower hand and hand. People were looking at them seeing as they were never seen in the village. Both were naruto and kurama were both just trying to get to the tower before all hell broke loose. Sadly luck was not on their side as 1 gruff looking man got in front of them and said " You think you can fool me demon boy. I remember does marks on your face! Get out Of OUR VILLAGE" He Yelled trying to make a scene which was working out for him.

Naruto just looked at him with cold eyes and with speed that was almost impossible to track, pulled out ebony and pointed it right at the man's head only an inch away and said "Suck a Dick teme"

The man just froze; he didn't think the kid would do anything to him. He was at a loss for words and just walked away as slowly as possible. He knew the kid would kill him by the look in his eyes. As soon as he was 3 meters away he ran with his tail between his legs.

Naruto just watched him run away while he kept his smirk on his face. He then looked at kurama who had her own smirk on her face and said "that is why I'm a badass ku-chan"

She just smiled and kissed him on the cheek and said "I know naru-kun, but let's get going to the old teme so we can go and start setting up. Plus you already got the whole street looking at you"

That's when he realized he had caught every ones eye. He then just threw ebony in the air and letting it spin. He then leaned forward a lil and let the gun fall perfectly in its holster next to ivory. Everyone's eyes widen at this except kurama of course. Naruto used this as a chance to look even more badass and said "guns like those are mad for sending guys like him to hell, he's lucky I'm in a good mood." At that all were who were watching almost shit themselves. That was till kurama smacked him on the back of the head.

"Stop trying to be cool and let's go you attention Ho." This making many cover their mouth to stop from laughing.

He then just looked down walking behind her while whispering "troublesome woman." He swears he heard a sneeze from across the village.

10 min later

They had just made it to the tower and were about to walk up the stairs. When a women with pink haired women pushed them out the way saying "move" in a real harsh tone. Naruto was about to say something but kurama put hand on his shoulder and told him to let it go. With that they went up the stairs to see the hokage.

Naruto who wanted to look like a badass decied to give the man a heart attack so he kicked the door open. When they look at the man known as hokage they see him and his ANBU where ready for battle. The man eyed naruto till he said "who are you?" he asked in a serious tone.

Naruto then smirked and said "you forgot me already old man? I'm hurt; it's only been 7 years"

"Naruto?!" he asked with his eyes wide.

"Yeah it's me" he said

"Well my boy it's been years! How are you and where have you been. I would also like to know who that pretty lil lady is that is with you." He said looking at kurama with a lil lust in his eyes as he eyed her up and down.

Both naruto and her saw this an moved closer to each other and he said "I'll talk when you send them away" naruto said pointing to the ANBU

The third just smiled and said of course and waved his hand and they left. He was about to eat a bun that was on his desk when something happened.

Before he could blink naruto was in the chair in front of his desk with the girl in his lap. He then slammed one foot over the other on top of his desk. He then watched ass the bun flew in the air and landed in narutos hands where he broke it half and gave one part to the girl and they both eat them.

The third just stared at them for a moment trying to figure out what just happened. He was in his own world for a good 10 min. He then looked back at the two to see them making out in his chair with girl.

The third had it with these two. They had not shown one ounce of respect for him, the hokage and he would not have it. So in a strong voice said "STOP!"

The only response he got was kurama flipping him off. But soon after naruto broke the kiss, looked at the hokage and said "what do you want to know"

The third smirked and said "where were you all this time"

Naruto then looked like he was in great thought and then he snapped his fingers and said "I was in none-ya"

The third then said "where is that?"

Naruto then said "None of damn bussnise you long titty, no nipple haven ass bitch!" he said with a smirk

Kurama then yelled "OOOOHHHH, he said you don't have no nipples!"

The third was now pissed and slammed his hands on the table and says "Tell me where you were!"

Naruto just looked at him and said "did you say something?"

That did it and now kurama was on the ground holding side from laughing so hard. She then got up and said "look we'll tell you everything soon but first we want in the academy for the test coming up and want to be on the same team."

The hokage finally claimed down and said "very well, but you must go to the meeting tomorrow to talk to the consul" he said in a tone that meant that that was the best they would get.

"Ok, whatever you say." She said as she took narutos hand and they both walked out the room.

The third then let out a sigh and said "at least our weapon is back."

There you go. Hope you like it. Tell me what you think or any ideas you got. The next chapter is going to be longer so be ready. Sorry for bad spelling.